At 6/2/08 04:22 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 6/2/08 03:24 AM, Coop83 wrote: Keep your eyes peeled

Looking forward to it. I'm coming close to getting onto the Saves list, but my B/P pace has significantly dropped lately, so I don't know how long it will take me to reach it. I only got 5 B/P yesterday :/

Keep looking, I've got some inside information that you're very close to being part of the proceedings for the update later today :P

</shameless plug>

Heh, it's all good. Sometimes you need to plug a little to make people aware, because it sucks when you spend the time updating a list and you get a minimal amount of buzz in the thread. I've had that once or twice when updating the roster here... spend ages updating it, and nobody took any notice of it for several hours. :(

It's all right for a topic like this one, which will get frequent bumps, but in the Wi/Ht, you need people to come along an notice that you've updated. I love people like gfoxcook coming along and chatting there, as it keeps the thread front page news :P

At 6/1/08 08:17 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Yeah it seems to be a nice day in the portal even tho I missed have of it. I know it was a huge hassle getting my new car, I can just imagine what you have to go through getting a new house. Best of luck to you, and I can't wait for the new forum. :P

Hey, new car! Nice! What kind did ya get? And yes, I promise I'm working on the forums, but yesterday I was running around like a chicken with his head cut-off, so I didn't really get to it...

At 6/1/08 08:20 PM, Andrea364 wrote: While I was here. No one even read half of my posts here.

Ah. I was pretty much inactive 90% of the time you were here, so I really can't say for what. Well, I wouldn't worry about that nowadays...

Thanks. No, that was my friend Amanda. I put her up to it though with my mind control and ingenius planning. I was the chick with Blonde hair and braces with the camera. I dyed my hair just for the occasion.

Ingenious planning. Sure.

Also, how's my new profile pic? I just snapped it and photoshopped it a little while ago. I think I wore too much make up there though. You might have to hit f5 to see.

Nice. Very 'shopped, so you really can't see, well, you. :-)

At 6/2/08 12:19 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Newgrounds Department of Defense Weekly Report
Sunday, June 2, 2008

Thanks for the update! Good to hear things are getting active in the NGDD!

I would also like to thank pwroftheseagoat for answering my help call and joining the NGDD to give us a total of 2 Elite Guard Supreme Commanders. It may seem almost like a joke compared to the Elite Guard Barracks, but I find it extremely important to have higher ranking members.

Oh please. I don't think anyone would think anything of the NGDD as a joke. After all, you guys were here long before us. Also, your concentration is everyone protecting the Portal that makes the standard behavioral cut. Our standards are different, insofar as we have a B/P requirement as well. Naturally we attract the heavy-gunners. Either way, I'm glad to see some cross-action between the clubs. Like I said before, you know I'd join in a heartbeat if I had the disposable time to do so. I'd rather not go into it half-assed, tho.

At 6/2/08 03:09 AM, NEVR wrote: I didn't forget, I just couldn't do it yesterday, and I had no way of contacting Joshiwa in time to ask him to cover it for me. You guys have to forgive me if I miss the occasional trick these days, I'm pretty busy right now. I can guarantee you that the main roster will always be delivered though, at the very least.

No worries. When you can.

At 6/2/08 03:24 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/2/08 03:09 AM, NEVR wrote:

That's the thing with non-list makers. I have the same sort of issue with Dream-of-Duke demanding that I update the Saves list. I've done the stat pull for this update yesterday evening, after the cricket, so I might be able to finish prepping the list for publication over Lunch, with publication around 1700 - 1730 this evening.

HAH. I can see him getting impatient like that. That's one syndrome I never took up. Some lists take HOURS to do (imagine doing the B/P +51 ranks...), so I really don't see how people can complain. It's not like Wade has a Newgrounds Statwhore Lister Comensation Plan (the NSLCP) in place for these guys... ;-)

At 6/2/08 04:22 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 6/2/08 03:25 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Its all good man, I completely understand about being busy and what not. Yes the main roster will always be delivered on the appropriate day, no matter wind, rain snow, blah blah I can't remember the post office motto. :P

Screw the post office motto, it's now the RECORDS OFFICER'S MOTTO!

Ahem *clears throat*

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these stat-whores from the completion of their lists...WHEN THEY GET TO IT, OK???"

At 6/2/08 08:59 AM, EagleRock wrote: Ah. I was pretty much inactive 90% of the time you were here, so I really can't say for what. Well, I wouldn't worry about that nowadays...

I noticed, but that's ok. I had Phantom to cheer me up.

Ingenious planning. Sure.

Leaning more towards lots of candy, coffee, energy drinks and stuff I put in 'em... And mind control, don't forget about the mind control.

Nice. Very 'shopped, so you really can't see, well, you. :-)

I had to brighten it, if I hadn't it would've been crappy... So, understandably, it's 'shopped. If you're on a laptop, or have a plasma screen, try moving your head around to see if it looks the same. That fixes my problems. I held the camera, so it's a crappy shot anyways.

At 6/2/08 08:59 AM, EagleRock wrote: Hey, new car! Nice! What kind did ya get? And yes, I promise I'm working on the forums, but yesterday I was running around like a chicken with his head cut-off, so I didn't really get to it...

I got an 08 Scion tC, its Flint Mica and amazing. I'm in love, I don't need no woman! Don't feel pressured with the new forum, take your time, all good things come with time.

At 6/2/08 04:22 AM, NEVR wrote:

Screw the post office motto, it's now the RECORDS OFFICER'S MOTTO!

Ahem *clears throat*

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these stat-whores from the completion of their lists...WHEN THEY GET TO IT, OK???"

Hahaha thats right!

Private nuclear6 here sir!!!!! i would like to join SALUTES

At 6/2/08 11:26 AM, nuclear6 wrote: Private nuclear6 here sir!!!!! i would like to join SALUTES

This club is about blam and protection points. You are a civilian B/P wise and your whistle is garbage, your post are also under the bar. You do not qualify, so get out there and do some B/Ping!

At 6/2/08 11:40 AM, Andrea364 wrote:

At 6/2/08 11:26 AM, nuclear6 wrote: Private nuclear6 here sir!!!!! i would like to join SALUTES

This club is about blam and protection points. You are a civilian B/P wise and your whistle is garbage, your post are also under the bar. You do not qualify, so get out there and do some B/Ping!

YES SIR!!

At 6/2/08 11:41 AM, nuclear6 wrote: YES SIR!!

I'm a girl '-_-

BUT! I don't really care, just B/P and blam that spam like a good soldier! You might also consider joining the NGPD when you get to Security Guard or Police Officer rank, which you can look up in the FAQ. As for the club thing, just look up NGPD Headquarters

At 6/2/08 08:59 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 6/2/08 03:24 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 6/2/08 03:09 AM, NEVR wrote:

That's the thing with non-list makers. I have the same sort of issue with Dream-of-Duke demanding that I update the Saves list. I've done the stat pull for this update yesterday evening, after the cricket, so I might be able to finish prepping the list for publication over Lunch, with publication around 1700 - 1730 this evening.

HAH. I can see him getting impatient like that. That's one syndrome I never took up. Some lists take HOURS to do (imagine doing the B/P +51 ranks...), so I really don't see how people can complain. It's not like Wade has a Newgrounds Statwhore Lister Comensation Plan (the NSLCP) in place for these guys... ;-)

That's just given me a... loosely paraphrased / edited idea. Take
this video and selectively add it to the Newgrounds Voicemail. Something like this:

"Have you though about signing up for the NSLCP?
Have you ever been dissapointed that a stat list has arrived late?
Then this compensation package is for you!
For only $25.99 per month, you can enjoy the peace of mind that your PROZAC supplies will not run out if your favourite stat list does not get posted at the correct time, because the poster actually has a life.
Speak to one of our operators for more information."

At 6/2/08 12:19 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Newgrounds Department of Defense Weekly Report
Sunday, June 2, 2008

I would like to apologize for not making this post earlier, but I've had some difficulties the past couple of days with the bank and debt issues. I would rather make this report two days later than not make it at all for a week, considering these are crucial to having an alliance with one another. On with my report:

You're not the only one with some trouble with the I.R.S., just ask Wesely Snipes

This week will be quite a busy week for the Newgrounds Department of Defense -- as I've begun my Summer of Contests, which means there should be a lot of competition. I have 10 people participating in my current contest with a 1st place prize of NG stickers. The categories for the contest are Flash Reviews, Audio Reviews, and Posts. If you would like to better understand the contest then I suggest you check out the NGDD thread.

Always important to fill some people in since they're not familiar on certain things including how the crew works

I would also like to thank pwroftheseagoat for answering my help call and joining the NGDD to give us a total of 2 Elite Guard Supreme Commanders. It may seem almost like a joke compared to the Elite Guard Barracks, but I find it extremely important to have higher ranking members.

That's the important part since they're the support system along with the Barracks on newgrounds

That is all for this week's report, but I'll have you all know that you are still elligible to join the NGDD and get in on these contest. Who wouldn't want to win an NG T-shirt? It's too late to enter the current contest, which ends this Saturday at 11:59 p.m., but you still have a whole summer to join up and try and win some cool free stuff.

EGB Liason AnalPenguinFarming
**salutes**

*ready to give the same type of salute Prince Harry have few years ago but though better of it*

At 6/1/08 09:09 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Ohh, it's truly ass-kicking. I'm looking forward to get it. But I'll have to stick with level 21 tomorrow, along with my Sgt. Major badge. Yes, I'm going to do the double level up tomorrow!

Congrats, but first, worship me, for I earned it.

At 6/2/08 09:16 AM, Andrea364 wrote: I noticed, but that's ok. I had Phantom to cheer me up.

If only I was single again, and you were above the age of consent... O.O

At 6/2/08 04:55 PM, Phantom wrote: If only I was single again, and you were above the age of consent... O.O

Well, as for the single thing, I can't interfere with that without feeling guilty, but as for the age of consent thing, I can move to a country where I'll be legal.

Bit quiet in the portal now only 3 entires last time ,i checked. People need to submit more stuff, its annoying with the spam review thing. I thought i found a goldmine yesterday ,with Newgrounds Rumble 2 over 13 pages of abuse or so i thought. Intill someone helpfully pointed out it was spam submission. I wacthced it and it was i thought i waa going to lose whistle points. Malachy did not make people lose points, he is a really good mod. I still dont get why the reviews are allowed to stay they were downright abuse, still i dont make the rules. Its annyoing as i done all the reviews requests on this weeks list already. I guess i ahead there. So with this comeption running all week i trying to make my posts reviews etc long, and helpful and not spammy not that i ever do spam.

At 6/2/08 05:21 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

At 6/2/08 04:55 PM, Phantom wrote: If only I was single again, and you were above the age of consent... O.O

Well, as for the single thing, I can't interfere with that without feeling guilty, but as for the age of consent thing, I can move to a country where I'll be legal.

HAHA damn. Phantom can score some internetz lovinz. You're really still 13 aren't you Andrea? Haven't you been 13 for longer than a year now? Sounds like a stupid question but I feel like you're a lot older than that. Just figured I would throw in my two cents on an issue going on in here. I haven't posted in here too often so I want to catch up a bit.

**salutes**

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 2447 Sir i think this is stolen his comments, look at the address it looks like its stolen from here www.albinoblacksheep.com.
Be careful when i when on to Yahoo it said it was harmful help?!

At 6/2/08 06:30 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 2447 Sir i think this is stolen his comments, look at the address it looks like its stolen from here www.albinoblacksheep.com.
Be careful when i when on to Yahoo it said it was harmful help?!

Thanks, I reviewed it and it was quickly flagged due to it's abusive nature

Sergeant Major Nuts reporting in for duty!

Yeah, I made it! Double level up again! It was hard, I got over 40 B/P a day, which is quite a lot for me, but I kept what I promised here.

I now have level 21 and I am a Sergeant Major! =)

Screen-shot at the bottom, like always.

At 6/2/08 03:09 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 6/1/08 09:09 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Also, NEVR, you forgot again the posting roster?

I didn't forget, I just couldn't do it yesterday, and I had no way of contacting Joshiwa in time to ask him to cover it for me. You guys have to forgive me if I miss the occasional trick these days, I'm pretty busy right now. I can guarantee you that the main roster will always be delivered though, at the very least.

Nah, it's alright. I just wanted to remind you in case you forgot about it, but you had reasons. It's all good. =)

At 6/2/08 06:30 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sir i think this is stolen...

Hmm, lots of stolen flashes are being submitted. I flag most of them, when I have the link to the original submission. What's up with that?

*Salutes*

At 6/2/08 05:52 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: HAHA damn. Phantom can score some internetz lovinz. You're really still 13 aren't you Andrea? Haven't you been 13 for longer than a year now? Sounds like a stupid question but I feel like you're a lot older than that. Just figured I would throw in my two cents on an issue going on in here. I haven't posted in here too often so I want to catch up a bit.

**salutes**

I'm 13, but barely. I signed up when I was around eleven, but I just turned 13 in March. I can tell that someone doesn't remember me getting exited about my 13th B-Day earlier in late '07. I do look older than I am though.

*Salutes*

At 6/2/08 08:37 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

I'm 13, but barely. I signed up when I was around eleven, but I just turned 13 in March. I can tell that someone doesn't remember me getting exited about my 13th B-Day earlier in late '07. I do look older than I am though.

*Salutes*

How do you discover this site and what was your thought when you first sign in?

At 6/2/08 09:12 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

At 6/2/08 08:37 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

I'm 13, but barely. I signed up when I was around eleven, but I just turned 13 in March. I can tell that someone doesn't remember me getting exited about my 13th B-Day earlier in late '07. I do look older than I am though.

*Salutes*

How do you discover this site and what was your thought when you first sign in?

Hahahaha, cmon guys its just a girl. You can ask any user that question, is there a super secret special answer you are looking for because its a girl?

At 6/2/08 09:28 PM, Joshiwa wrote:

Hahahaha, cmon guys its just a girl. You can ask any user that question, is there a super secret special answer you are looking for because its a girl?

Most of the time you won't find an underaged user as a member of the Barracks.

At 6/2/08 09:28 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahahaha, cmon guys its just a girl. You can ask any user that question, is there a super secret special answer you are looking for because its a girl?

True, just a girl, but a girl on Newgrounds? What are there...10 active girl users? lol. Most of them are 15+ if I'm not mistaken. And for a girl who is 11 to come to NG and be interested is an interesting topic in itself.

That's the reason why, just curious.

I just used my laptop's wireless capability to sneak on. Imma answer some questions now.

At 6/2/08 09:12 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: How do you discover this site and what was your thought when you first sign in?

I was looking for the Alien Hominid game I had heard so much about. I have AH for GBA, and I play it on my DS ocassionally.

My first thought was, "FINALLY, a place where there's people that I can relate to!"

At 6/2/08 09:28 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahahaha, cmon guys its just a girl. You can ask any user that question, is there a super secret special answer you are looking for because its a girl?

I don't doubt it. The thing is, I'm just now a legal NG user

At 6/2/08 09:44 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Most of the time you won't find an underaged user as a member of the Barracks.

Exactly. Nine times out of ten, you get the immature ones, or the ones that don't pay attention to the requirements and can't join due to their ignorance. Others are just whiny little bitches and nobody wants them around.

At 6/2/08 10:26 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: True, just a girl, but a girl on Newgrounds? What are there...10 active girl users? lol. Most of them are 15+ if I'm not mistaken. And for a girl who is 11 to come to NG and be interested is an interesting topic in itself.

Again, point proven. Most girls find NG too nerdy, or they're pre-occupied with something else. Another rarity is HOT GIRLS on NG, or anywhere on the internet (excluding porn sites cause they get paid to be hot and most of it's fake anyways) for that matter.

At 6/2/08 10:31 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: That's the reason why, just curious.

Well, this should answer most of your questions. If not, I'm always here... Or atleast usually...

Also, work on your post quality! I know Eagle is lenient, but don't let the quality of the thread get shot to hell just cause you can make shorter posts without getting in shit over it.

Maybe I'll just continue to do so just to see what happens

That's right since you're the only one's making a big deal out of it though it wasn't as big as the time when Dream-of-Duke create an alternate account and passed it off as his girlfriend, dude got exposed later on and a flash was created regarding that funny incident.

Silly manchus

At 6/2/08 10:58 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Maybe I'll just continue to do so just to see what happens

That's right since you're the only one's making a big deal out of it though it wasn't as big as the time when Dream-of-Duke create an alternate account and passed it off as his girlfriend, dude got exposed later on and a flash was created regarding that funny incident.

Silly manchus

That was before I signed up, wasn't it? Also, who are you talking about that's making a big deal out of it? I'm just pissing off time until I can talk to Kaylee, or until I know she's sleeping so I can follow suit. I'm not going all 'OMG OMG OMG YOU SUNUVABITCH GIMME MY GRAM CRACKA, CRACKER'

lol

*changes subject*
What's up?

I can see that you're having a bad day, it can happen to anyone

Kinda like the time when BigBadRon went on a banning spree after whatever happened that must've set him off, I believe it have something to do with his finger...

On change of subject, I'm fine

Just procrastinating as usual, I gotta kick that habit one day

Just an FYI to everyone, I am going to pull the stats at midnight tonight and hopefully have the list done before I go to bed because of liljim's thread about NG being down at 9 am. Since that is usually when I start the update and I have no idea how long it will be down I am pulling them at midnight because I am going to be gone all afternoon.

*salutes*

At 6/2/08 11:28 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Just an FYI to everyone, I am going to pull the stats at midnight tonight and hopefully have the list done before I go to bed because of liljim's thread about NG being down at 9 am. Since that is usually when I start the update and I have no idea how long it will be down I am pulling them at midnight because I am going to be gone all afternoon.

*salutes*

Ok. I look forward to the list. I'm off to bed. I'm totally exausted at the moment. My post whoring has worn me out. I'll see you guys in the evening tomorrow, if not sooner. I'll be mostly preoccupied with Kaylee though, and my guitar that I named after her.

Barracks roster - Tuesday, June 3rd 2008

Post #1 of 2
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Joshiwa's note:

Well this is continuing the new two part roster, hopefully everything is correct because I am pretty tired. As I said in my previous post I am having to make this topic way early due to Newgrounds being down for an undetermined amount of time starting at 9 a.m. My apologies to the guardsmen as I do not have your statistics and they will most likely be in NEVR's update next week, sorry for the inconvenience. Anyway enjoy guys!

EGB Statistical analysis

EGB Total B/P: 869,479 B/P
Average B/P per member: 20,702 B/P
Average EGB rank: Brig. General

Total B/P gain this week: 4,664 (111.1 B/P per member)
Total B/P gain last week: 4,595 (109.4 B/P per member)
Difference: +69 B/P

Rank distributions:

Private: 2 (4.8%)
Pvt. First Class: 3 (7.1%)
Corporal: 2 (4.8%)
Sergeant: 2 (4.8%)
Staff Sergeant: 0 (0%)
Master Sergeant: 4 (9.5%)
Sgt. First Class: 5 (11.9%)
Sgt. Major: 1 (2.4%)
Praporshchik: 0 (0%)
Lieutenant: 1 (2.4%)
Captain: 2 (4.8%)
Major: 1 (2.4%)
Colonel: 0 (0%)
Brig. General: 3 (7.1%)
Lt. General: 3 (7.1%)
General: 0 (0%)
Commander: 0 (0%)
Sup. Commander: 13 (31%)

Most frequent rank: Sup. Commander
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Member Statistics

New to the list this week: None
Leaving the list this week: None
Returning to the list this week: None

Promotions:

None

Other B/P Milestones:

None

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