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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-22 23:27:14


At 5/22/08 07:40 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Geez guys you bash the general forums all the time but I actually quite enjoy them and thats actually where I post most often. I guess its just up to personal preference.

I've been posting in there a little bit today, so meh. Normally I try to avoid it and post in the C&C and Wi/Ht, but both of my preferred forums have been fairly slow today, which is why i ventured into General. It's not all that bad I guess, as long as there's one or two interesting thread going on.

Also, my B/P sucks lately.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 00:48:50


At 5/22/08 11:27 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/22/08 07:40 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Geez guys you bash the general forums all the time but I actually quite enjoy them and thats actually where I post most often. I guess its just up to personal preference.
I've been posting in there a little bit today, so meh. Normally I try to avoid it and post in the C&C and Wi/Ht, but both of my preferred forums have been fairly slow today, which is why i ventured into General. It's not all that bad I guess, as long as there's one or two interesting thread going on.

Also, my B/P sucks lately.

Yeah I have been off and on all day today.

I know how you feel man. my B/P pace is a let down to me personally. I just don't have the time/ don't want to give the time I use to anymore. Maybe I will get out of the funk but who knows.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 01:29:48


At 5/23/08 12:48 AM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 5/22/08 11:27 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/22/08 07:40 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Geez guys you bash the general forums all the time but I actually quite enjoy them and thats actually where I post most often. I guess its just up to personal preference.
I've been posting in there a little bit today, so meh. Normally I try to avoid it and post in the C&C and Wi/Ht, but both of my preferred forums have been fairly slow today, which is why i ventured into General. It's not all that bad I guess, as long as there's one or two interesting thread going on.

Also, my B/P sucks lately.
Yeah I have been off and on all day today.

I know how you feel man. my B/P pace is a let down to me personally. I just don't have the time/ don't want to give the time I use to anymore. Maybe I will get out of the funk but who knows.

Oh c'mon guys! get those chins up, it's just been a slow week and the weekend should yeild quite a few points. B/P ing isn't all newgrounds has for a user to do; post, read blogs, play games, so many things! The NG blues haven't hit me and they never will!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 02:00:33


At 5/23/08 01:29 AM, DBlach wrote:

Oh c'mon guys! get those chins up, it's just been a slow week and the weekend should yeild quite a few points. B/P ing isn't all newgrounds has for a user to do; post, read blogs, play games, so many things! The NG blues haven't hit me and they never will!

Hahaha, thats not what were talking about but thanks anyway. Its called real life catching up with you.


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Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 02:26:24


At 5/23/08 02:00 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hahaha, thats not what were talking about but thanks anyway. Its called real life catching up with you.

You can only deny it for so long... :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 08:16:37


Hey everyone I just wanted to let you all know that the NGDD Report tonight is going to be extremely important. It seems stupid and odd that I would warn you all in advance, but I want to make sure all of the "daytime" NG-time users get the message and make sure to read it when they get the chance.

I'll be making the post around 11 p.m. tonight or so, but this is the only other time I can actually get on today due to the fact I'm working 8:30-7 p.m. Thanks for your time.

::salutes::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 09:33:28


At 5/23/08 02:00 AM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 5/23/08 01:29 AM, DBlach wrote:

Oh c'mon guys! get those chins up, it's just been a slow week and the weekend should yeild quite a few points. B/P ing isn't all newgrounds has for a user to do; post, read blogs, play games, so many things! The NG blues haven't hit me and they never will!
Hahaha, thats not what were talking about but thanks anyway. Its called real life catching up with you.

Yeah i know trust me, but NG helps me escape school and home and all the shit that happens at both. That's one of the reasons i like this place so much. Anyways I'm looking forward to hearing the NGDD report tonight it sounds important...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 12:25:19


At 5/23/08 08:16 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: I'll be making the post around 11 p.m. tonight or so, but this is the only other time I can actually get on today due to the fact I'm working 8:30-7 p.m. Thanks for your time.

If it's 11pm NG time, I'm not sure if I'll be around to see it until the next morning, because 11pm NG time is 4am where I am. Depends if I can get my sleeping patterns in check or not. :P

Either way, I'll read it carefully as soon as I get the chance.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 12:51:05


At 5/22/08 11:27 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/22/08 07:40 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
Also, my B/P sucks lately.

if your sucks.. you should see mine...
I have been so inactive
at least I'm enjoying my vacations right now... =D

At 5/23/08 09:33 AM, DBlach wrote: Yeah i know trust me, but NG helps me escape school and home and all the shit that happens at both. That's one of the reasons i like this place so much. Anyways I'm looking forward to hearing the NGDD report tonight it sounds important...

I used NG the same way...
but now at the University... I don't scape from IT... I scape from THE computer

At 5/23/08 08:16 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Hey everyone I just wanted to let you all know that the NGDD Report tonight is going to be extremely important. It seems stupid and odd that I would warn you all in advance, but I want to make sure all of the "daytime" NG-time users get the message and make sure to read it when they get the chance.

sounds important... I will try to check it the moment you post it

well I tried to participate on the MG Collab... but... I didn't had enough time
but I created the Solid Snake Character... and I will update it to my Deviant art page today... (i hope)
anyone interested... plz check it out

ok, back to the portal
*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 15:49:52


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 0858
Seems to me that it's a pretty popular pastime among total losers to steal Flash from Zone and submit them here...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 17:12:37


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 0873 its not his see the comments in movie


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 19:26:44


I've been working on the roster expansion, and it's looking fairly good so far. Hopefully it'll be all good to go by Tuesday, but I still have a few decisions to make in regards to what I'm including and what I'm not. Thanks to everybody for the ideas so far, I appreciate all the input.

If anybody has something they'd like to see added to the roster, here's the place to suggest it. It's not too late, although I'm hoping to have the expansion wrapped up by Monday evening at the very latest.

Still, keep posting suggestions if you have any. When I've finished expanding the roster, I'll unpin the topic I linked above and keep it open as a suggestions thread. When that happens, you're all still welcome to post ideas if they come to you, but there's no need to be as proactive about it.

:::Salutes:::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 21:02:14


Gentlemen, the current Turd of the Week has been deleted... Again. The author Nortaneous (an alt of LordZeebmork) was deleted, it seems, and the Turd went with him. I was just looking at my reviews, and there was one missing, which upon checking was the one for the Turd. So what in the world is with Wade deleting award-holders these days?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 21:04:36


At 5/23/08 09:02 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: So what in the world is with Wade deleting award-holders these days?

Pretty simple. Rule-breakers = deleted. I didn't see the TOTW this week but I imagine it was deleted for a good reason. I'll ask Wade about it when I next go on AIM if you want.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 21:16:39


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 0906 Very racist and hatefel i know i only seem to post links sorry i lost my reviews, because of totw you think they may abandon it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 22:18:49


Newgrounds Department of Defense Weekly Report - Week Two
Friday, May 23, 2008.

I bring this report to the Elite Guard Barracks' attention as possibly one of my more important reports because it has to do with a couple of important ideas I've had for the improvement of the Newgrounds Department of Defense, while at the same time benefitting the EGB.

My first idea obviously will benefit the Elite Guard Barracks. I will try and encourage all of my members with the proper requirements to become regular members of the EGB. This may sound obvious to all of you because there are many members of the NGDD who are also members of the EGB, but not all of them. This would benefit the EGB because the number of applicants could rise, which is a problem both groups have.

My second idea ties in with the first, but adds a little flavor. I understand that many of you were members of the NGDD in the past and also that there is probably a good reason you're not members of it anymore, which I understand completely. From what I have seen in the NGDD the quality of posting has gone somewhat downhill. A lot of our older members have left and there are tons of newer members who have joined and do not understand how to properly post in a place like the NGDD. I AM the leader, and I know that falls into my job description - to lead by example, but sometimes it just isn't enough.

Basically what I was trying to say in the last paragraph is that I am looking for new members, and what better place to try and recruit than the EGB. What do you all get out of it? Well, you'll have a chance to compete in a couple of this month's contests worth real life prizes. I'm not jerking your chains about that either. The money comes from my own pocket. The NGDD doesn't have as much competition in its contests as there used to be. So far I've come in second place in both the BBS and Portal Department contests by not putting very much effort in.
An example would be our Portal Department Contest. Something like that would be no competition for some of you. The highest score out of a week was around 350 B/Ps (Idiot-Finder) then the second place was me with somewhere over the 150s. For some of you that's almost a joke.

Some of you may be somewhat disappointed by this report, but I'm requesting some members from here join so that both of our "Armies" can return to the power that they used to have. We both still receive tons of respect, but a lot of our best members - from both groups - have long gone. I'm only asking you to join, you don't have to. I don't care how long you stay or anything, but give it a shot. What do you have to lose? Nothing, but you have everything to gain.

Thank you all for your time.

AnalPenguinFarming
EGB Liason

::salutes::


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 23:29:33


At 5/23/08 10:18 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:

:a lot of stuff:

Wow nice post, I will gladly apply to the NGDD. You're completely right about the shortened flow of new applicants and decrease in post quality. The post quality hasn't changed much in here and i can't say for the NGDD, but definitely in the NGPD; the majority of posts are oneliners. And this worries me greatly for a few reasons. First, the NGPD is our primary source of new recruits. If they continually post oneliners and dick around all the time (with a few exceptions e.g. SoulMaster71, BobbaQ, and a few others), and get away with it, they will think it's okay to act like that if they apply here. So I see where you are coming from.

So as I mentioned before, I will start to watch the NGDD thread and once i feel like i get the gist of things, I'll apply, so expect to see me around!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 23:31:34


sorry for the double post, but isn't there a rule about submitting without making notable changes? If so than this one breaks it for sure. He even says so in his comments. Here it is.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-23 23:41:35


At 5/22/08 07:40 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Geez guys you bash the general forums all the time but I actually quite enjoy them and thats actually where I post most often. I guess its just up to personal preference.

It isn't that I hate General, there are some good threads there that are worth posting. What I hate about it is that good threads often get overlooked due to sex related threads. I just checked the first page of General, 7 out of 40 threads caught my interest. The rest is plain crap. This is why I don't post there often, good threads are quite rare.

At 5/22/08 11:27 PM, NEVR wrote: I've been posting in there a little bit today, so meh. Normally I try to avoid it and post in the C&C and Wi/Ht, but both of my preferred forums have been fairly slow today, which is why i ventured into General.

I posted there once yesterday, since the Wi/Ht and the C&C were slow. They are my preferred forums by far.

Also, my B/P sucks lately.

I'm not on Newgrounds as often as I used to be. So my B/P, post, activity sucks lately.

...I sleep too much.

*salutes

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 00:37:44


AHHHHHHH HELL YEAH! Level 12 baby whooo hooo! Sorry just excited :3 This place has been quiet all day and all week...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 00:50:26


At 5/24/08 12:37 AM, DBlach wrote: AHHHHHHH HELL YEAH! Level 12 baby whooo hooo! Sorry just excited :3 This place has been quiet all day and all week...

lvl 12... nice...
quiet all day?... not really...
all week?... nop... I don't think so
and... you have to get that whistle fixed as soon as possible man...

portal = a little slow today... but right now... is just too late to say...
and please... check AnalPenguinFarming above post
Is important


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 01:04:15


At 5/23/08 10:18 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Newgrounds Department of Defense Weekly Report - Week Two

Those are all sound ideas and thank you for the report on the NGDD, keeping all of us in the EGB up to date. I would help out but I think I was banned from ever joining the NGDD because you don't like me and Cole hates me and I don't particularly like him either.

salutes::

*salutes*


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Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 01:13:38


At 5/24/08 01:04 AM, Joshiwa wrote:

I never said I didn't like you. I think it was just a bad time and it was an overall big miscommunication. I believe I apologized for it, but if not I apologize for being a douche back then.

As for Cole, well, he's been inactive for a really really long time. Not to mention I was made Commander, which means I accept or deny who I want to. Just consider applying is all I'm asking.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 01:55:56


At 5/24/08 01:13 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:
At 5/24/08 01:04 AM, Joshiwa wrote:
I never said I didn't like you. I think it was just a bad time and it was an overall big miscommunication. I believe I apologized for it, but if not I apologize for being a douche back then.

As for Cole, well, he's been inactive for a really really long time. Not to mention I was made Commander, which means I accept or deny who I want to. Just consider applying is all I'm asking.

I'm sure I wasn't completely innocent back then, but I will give joining the NGDD a thought. I am sure it could be interesting and helping out a fellow barracks member is never a bad thing.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 02:03:11


At 5/23/08 10:18 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Newgrounds Department of Defense Weekly Report - Week Two
Friday, May 23, 2008.

I'll definitely think about joining the NGDD. My main qualm with it at the moment is the issue of time - If, when I go to university in September, I find I have enough NG time to make joining the NGDD worthwhile, then I'll definitely apply. I do have a fairly significant role over here, though, as I hold two officer positions, so I don't want to forsake the responsibilities that those positions entail.

Great report, though, thanks for taking the time to write it.

At 5/24/08 12:37 AM, DBlach wrote: AHHHHHHH HELL YEAH! Level 12 baby whooo hooo! Sorry just excited :3 This place has been quiet all day and all week...

Level up! Lounge for future reference.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 02:44:38


At 5/24/08 02:03 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/24/08 12:37 AM, DBlach wrote: AHHHHHHH HELL YEAH! Level 12 baby whooo hooo! Sorry just excited :3 This place has been quiet all day and all week...
Level up! Lounge for future reference.

Yeah I know, but I gotta spread the word through more than one mean you know? Yeah, I'll definitely consider joining the NGDD as well, more communication equals more success ;]


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 12:03:27


At 5/24/08 02:44 AM, DBlach wrote:
At 5/24/08 02:03 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 5/24/08 12:37 AM, DBlach wrote: AHHHHHHH HELL YEAH! Level 12 baby whooo hooo! Sorry just excited :3 This place has been quiet all day and all week...
Level up! Lounge for future reference.
Yeah I know, but I gotta spread the word through more than one mean you know?

With B/P rank ups, it's more acceptable to post them in here, seeing as we are a club that revolves around B/P to an extent. EXP level ups on the other hand should stay in the level up lounge, otherwise it could potentially be considered spam. Trust me on this one, don't do it in future.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 12:24:57


At 5/23/08 10:18 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Newgrounds Department of Defense Weekly Report - Week Two
Friday, May 23, 2008.

I bring this report to the Elite Guard Barracks' attention as possibly one of my more important reports because it has to do with a couple of important ideas I've had for the improvement of the Newgrounds Department of Defense, while at the same time benefitting the EGB.

I thank you for such a comprehensive report! This is the kind of stuff I want to see, and I knew you'd be perfect for the job. You being in charge of the NGDD certainly helps us bang heads together and work with! That being said, I'd like to quickly respond to your ideas.

First off, the "sharing of our members" is a great idea. I think it is only fair that we ask each other's groups for co-membership, as we do have similar ideas, but have different things to offer. In fact, I would join myself, except my time commitments keep me pulled thin. However, I know that there are unique things that each club gives to its members, so it's a great idea. I think it's only fair for eligible NGDD members to see the EGB and if it's good for them, and it's a good idea for EGB members to check out the NGDD again. Even if you were a former member, I am sure the post quality and the organization of the group will be in good hands at this point, so you can expect a better experience.

However, back to the EGB for a moment...I haven't been posting lately because I've been busy at work and have been busy on my server. I still have a lot of work to do to get my server ready for production use. This includes getting a new hard drive to hold data and getting a battery backup unit to protect it from power outages. So, have patience, I will be getting all those services for the EGB sooner or later. I plan on serving out the following with my server:

- phpBB forums (new forums for the EGB)
- Ventrillo server (for IMing/voice chatting)
- new web server (for Barracks podcast and for EGB website)
- full backups for all this stuff (so we don't lose our forums again)

So, just give me time...I'll get everything up soon enough. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 12:37:55


At 5/23/08 10:18 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:

Sorry for overlooking your post last time. =P

Newgrounds Department of Defense Weekly Report - Week Two

I'll think of joining the NGDoD. I know about the competitions a little, I still need to revise them. Can you make an explanatory post here, to clarify everything? It'll help everyone who's interested.

At 5/24/08 12:37 AM, DBlach wrote: AHHHHHHH HELL YEAH! Level 12 baby whooo hooo! Sorry just excited :3

Congraulations! I don't post here when I level up. If I do, I add more stuff and you should too.

But I understand your ecxitment. =)

This place has been quiet all day and all week...

I have a reason: school games! Tuesday and Wednesday, all day. It was worth, I'm now the champion in... yeah, table tennis. Not much, but I was damn happy about it.

And congrats on your level up, EagleRock!

*Salutes*

Yes, I'm happier than I was yesterday.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-05-24 15:37:12


At 5/23/08 10:18 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote:

Thanks for the update.

I wouldn't mind joining the NGDD again the only problem is my inactivity. It's getting harder for me to find NG time as I take on more responsibilities in real life. But if inactivity isn't a problem I'm sure I could make the occasional post in there and join the portal dept like before.

At 5/21/08 08:41 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 5/20/08 01:24 PM, Joshiwa wrote: No.## || [Total B/P] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
>>> 06 || [ 41206 ] || [ 233 ] || [ 33.3 ] || [ 09.3 - ] || pwroftheseagoat, Sup. Commander
>>> 07 || [ 39819 ] || [ 297 ] || [ 42.4 ] || [ 09.3+ ] || Coop83, Sup. Commander
>>> 08 || [ 36846 ] || [ 388 ] || [ 55.4 ] || [ 14.3+ ] || EagleRock, Sup. Commander
Thanks for the update, Joshiwa. Slowly reeling in pwroftheseagoat and slowly getting reeled in myself by EagleRock. Looks like I'll be staying at position number 7 for a while then :P

There's some irony - I gained +9.3 per day and pwroftheseagoat lost the same. +18.6 swing to Coop!

I've slowed down a lot but I don't think you're much of a threat just yet. I've got a feeling we'll be close in ranks for a long time to come. But with work, going back to school, and volunteer work kicking my ass my pace is in a downward spiral.

Also passed 26k Saves! :D