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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-04 19:38:13


At 3/3/08 07:50 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:
At 3/3/08 06:44 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
That is a good idea, but I think it would be better to use a certain formula and draw a rate. So for example, if there is an average of 23.34 submissions being submitted every 15 minutes, then the Defcon level would be 3. Of course there should also be a range of rates per Defcon level. Cool idea though.

Right, your idea is better. But we still need to discuss the amount of submissions being submitted for each DEFCON level, to organise everything.

I have a doubt: who will be able to make the posts in the front page?
There is most likely be "access levels" and that certain people like EagleRock and SlashFirestorm will have the ability to post front-page news. Right now I'm tinkering with a blue/silver theme.

You mean only the officers will be able to post on the front page of the site? I guess that's fair, but if that's what is going to happen, then I think we (non-officers) should also be able to make front page posts, about one per week only.

At 3/4/08 06:18 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Sir i sure this is stolen

Flagged quicker than a ray of light, didn't even had the chance to click it. Good job, though.

At 3/4/08 07:18 PM, PantyWipe wrote: I have scored enough B/P points to make it to Sgt. First Class today! AWESOME!

Congratulations! Nice new badge, I'm still 2 ranks away from it. Now you're in the 1,500 points gap between each level. Ouch.

*Salutes and enjoys his new rank*

*Salutes, wondering when I will have that badge*

Before I leave, have you noticed this annoying advertisement? I made a thread about it (which is not very comon to happen). Has anyone seen it too?

I'm sleepy...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-04 19:47:12


At 3/4/08 07:38 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Now you're in the 1,500 points gap between each level. Ouch.

I miss the 1,500 point gaps. I'm now into the 2,000 point gaps, and it takes a LONG time to make any kind of serious progress. Still, all the badges ahead of me are pretty cool, and I'm getting quite high up now, which is always a nice bonus.

Before I leave, have you noticed this annoying advertisement? I made a thread about it (which is not very comon to happen). Has anyone seen it too?

Yeah, I saw it, and because the page it was on was behind several other open browser windows, I didn't know where the hell it was coming from. It's very annoying - I think all the ads on websites should be muted by default.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-04 19:48:22


At 3/3/08 06:44 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Sorry I'm a bit late, but Pancakes that site looks fabulous!

I'm late too...
and... I think the same... is amazing... nice job

I have been very busy lately..
not very Active... & I haven't B/P as much as I would like... because
I have the rank 301 on B/P points..
I need like 50 points now... l but I don't have time now...
is not fair...

btw... I think lilhunter03 will enter to the list at the same time I will...
congrats dude... (not soldier, nos sir... we have the almost the same)

*salute*


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-04 20:08:01


At 3/4/08 07:47 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/4/08 07:38 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: Now you're in the 1,500 points gap between each level. Ouch.
I miss the 1,500 point gaps. I'm now into the 2,000 point gaps, and it takes a LONG time to make any kind of serious progress. Still, all the badges ahead of me are pretty cool, and I'm getting quite high up now, which is always a nice bonus.

Hard work pays of, most of the times. When you begin your B/P career, the gaps are very smaller than the ones we have to deal with, more than 10 times smaller. But the badges aren't that good, the bonus is small and it gives you no privilege. Basicaly, they change very little. But you get very happy with your first badge (town watch)

Before I leave, have you noticed this annoying advertisement? I made a thread about it (which is not very comon to happen). Has anyone seen it too?
Yeah, I saw it, and because the page it was on was behind several other open browser windows, I didn't know where the hell it was coming from. It's very annoying - I think all the ads on websites should be muted by default.

I think too. Actually, I've never seen an advetisement here with sound. Not that I remember, at least.

At 3/4/08 07:48 PM, aldlv wrote:
I have been very busy lately..
not very Active... & I haven't B/P as much as I would like... because
I have the rank 301 on B/P points..
I need like 50 points now... l but I don't have time now...
is not fair...

You're only one rank away from it! It's already an achievement!

btw... I think lilhunter03 will enter to the list at the same time I will...
congrats dude... (not soldier, nos sir... we have the almost the same)

Will you survive another roster update?
Speaking of which, where are the roseters?

*salute*

*Salutes and good night*

ZZZZZzzzzz...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-04 20:26:06


At 3/4/08 08:08 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
At 3/4/08 07:47 PM, NEVR wrote: Now you're in the 1,500 points gap between each level. Ouch.

I miss the 1,500 point gaps.

I miss them too... no wait... I still on them...
I miss the 1,000 ones... XD

At 3/4/08 07:48 PM, aldlv wrote:
I have been very busy lately..
not very Active... & I haven't B/P as much as I would like... because
I have the rank 301 on B/P points..
You're only one rank away from it! It's already an achievement!

thanx, soldier...
btw... sir-nuts... IOU (I owe you) a sig...

btw... I think lilhunter03 will enter to the list at the same time I will...
congrats dude... (not soldier, nos sir... we have the almost the same)
Will you survive another roster update?

I'm no sure if i will...

*salute*
*Salutes and good night*

*salute* again

ZZZZZzzzzz...

lol...

btw... I'm lvl 15 now...

lvl 15 = happy

~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-04 23:16:09


Hey, guys, sorry I didn't post really at all today. We had a snow day today, but I didn't get any computer related stuff done. My power was out when I woke up at 11:00 AM and then it came on around 3:00 for about 20 minutes, and the shut back off until just recently.

No power = No computer

I just got out of the shower, damn you power, and then finished up the Portal list. I'll be back in speed tomorrow, but as for now I must hit the hay. The only thing I got done today was level my Onix on Diamond from 32-62 and sleep. We may have a snow day tomorrow though, so we'll see what happens. I'm also only about 150 B/P points away from my next rank, so yay!

*Salutes*


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-05 03:11:41


At 3/4/08 03:18 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:
At 3/4/08 03:51 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey PossiblePancakes, can we still make a character for your flash?

please tell me as soon as you... I'm sorry I couldn't reply earlier, but my computer was down :(
Since the whole movie is in script mode still, go ahead. Just please PM me your information as soon as possible. =)

kk

Thanks a lot :)
I have PMed you my informations :)
I hope to see myself in your work mister Pancakes. And I hope I won't die after only one battle... like in that CS thing EagleRock wrote a couple months ago :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-05 10:30:17


Praise Fulp, my ban is over.

Good to see things progressing well in my absence. The proposed EGB website looks and sounds awesome---moving beyond our humble forums would be swell.

Keep up the good work, everyone---and remember to invite any Elite Guards who look promising to check out the Barracks!

*salute*


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-05 12:16:18


Well here is my occasional post in here (sorry to say, since I've been going through rivers of crap, I've had little time or interest in internet matters. I'm here for a few hours, if anything's wrong and you need help, speak now or for ever hold your trap.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-05 23:11:33


Wow, slow day in here. Hallo, Phantom.

I put in a little B/P'ing today and flagged some abusive reviews. Normal stuff. During my Portal run, I was exposed to an awesome audio that I can't believe I hadn't heard yet---_-={Newgrounds Spectrum}=-_. Check it out if you haven't already---damn good stuff.

Remember that reviewing can make you a stat-whore, too! :-D

And most people don't have enough audio reviews...


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-05 23:28:41


At 3/5/08 11:11 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I put in a little B/P'ing today and flagged some abusive reviews. Normal stuff. During my Portal run, I was exposed to an awesome audio that I can't believe I hadn't heard yet---_-={Newgrounds Spectrum}=-_. Check it out if you haven't already---damn good stuff.

It's in my favorites, actually. I only wish I knew how best to review it...


Remember that reviewing can make you a stat-whore, too! :-D

I would just ask to keep the reviews good; nobody likes to see that they have a message from M-Bot in their inbox.


And most people don't have enough audio reviews...

I actually got 10 in a week not long ago. It was for a mission for the Department of Defense.

Anyways, I'll cut the small talk. There's stolen stuff in the Portal!
Original: http://www.darksoulkingdom.co.uk/dskyspc .html
Stolen: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 8646

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 00:38:50


At 3/5/08 11:28 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I would just ask to keep the reviews good; nobody likes to see that they have a message from M-Bot in their inbox.

Indeed. Incidentally, a good exercise for prospective reviewers is to try to review a flash that you'd zero without being abusive. I wrote a very long review for the last illwillpress flash (which I wasn't exactly fond of) like that, although (not surprisingly) it's being downrated by fanboys, lol.

Anyways, I'll cut the small talk. There's stolen stuff in the Portal!
Original: http://www.darksoulkingdom.co.uk/dskyspc .html
Stolen: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 8646

Passed---I'll PM Wade about it. I have a feeling that a fileswap is going to occur, but Wade can tell when that kind of thing happens.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 06:28:45


A slightly belated welcome back to the Slashmeister, your BBS presence has been missed over the past 3 days.

I've been taking a little break from the B/Ping lately - been kinda ill recently so I haven't felt in the mood to spend a whole lot of time in the portal. Also, the longevity of ranking up is starting to take it's toll... I still have 1,587 to go until I reach Colonel. It really is going to be a difficult road to get all the way to Supreme Commander.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 11:46:08


Looks like the submitter of that stolen flash got deleted along with his submission. Good, too---the flash was fileswapped with BlueHippo's (supposed) personal information.

Justice is served.

Totally unrelated---does anyone else think that the "mad as hell" smiley looks more like evil laughter than anger?


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 11:56:59


At 3/6/08 11:46 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Looks like the submitter of that stolen flash got deleted along with his submission. Good, too---the flash was fileswapped with BlueHippo's (supposed) personal information.

Was that the guy 'BlueHippoExploiter' or something similar? If so, he made a thread in the General forums basically giving BH's NG life story. He obviously has some unresolved issues with the guy.

Totally unrelated---does anyone else think that the "mad as hell" smiley looks more like evil laughter than anger?

Hmm, every time I've seen that smiley used, it's been employed by some angst-absorbed idiotic 13 year old, so that's what I relate it to.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 12:59:44


At 3/6/08 11:56 AM, NEVR wrote: Was that the guy 'BlueHippoExploiter' or something similar? If so, he made a thread in the General forums basically giving BH's NG life story. He obviously has some unresolved issues with the guy.

Well then, the justice is even greater, heh. BlueHippo > 99% of Newgrounds.

Hmm, every time I've seen that smiley used, it's been employed by some angst-absorbed idiotic 13 year old, so that's what I relate it to.

Sounds about right.

Incidentally, I had almost forgotten how much I love responding to reviews. I think I wrote a particularly poignant response to someone who did not think highly of my second Secret Episode Special, hahaha.

Reminder to all response whores: I always reply to reviews, so if you want to up your review count/response ratio, drop me a review. Remember to use the search bar to find the flashes that I personally submitted.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 14:05:58


At 3/6/08 06:28 AM, NEVR wrote:\


I've been taking a little break from the B/Ping lately - been kinda ill recently so I haven't felt in the mood to spend a whole lot of time in the portal. Also, the longevity of ranking up is starting to take it's toll... I still have 1,587 to go until I reach Colonel. It really is going to be a difficult road to get all the way to Supreme Commander.

I was wondering where you were yesterday, I think I saw you on here for a few minutes. I hope your feeling better man, I know how you feel bro I took a slight break the other day but I am motivated because I'm close to leveling up. But once I do I will be right there with you just trying to regain the motivation.


Dancing Pineapple Guy!

128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 14:31:03


At 3/6/08 02:05 PM, Joshiwa wrote: I was wondering where you were yesterday, I think I saw you on here for a few minutes. I hope your feeling better man, I know how you feel bro I took a slight break the other day but I am motivated because I'm close to leveling up. But once I do I will be right there with you just trying to regain the motivation.

Heh, cheers man. The past few days I've only gotten around 25/day, which is a massive come-down after getting well over 100/day last week. Still, when you need a break you need a break. I'll be back at it sooner or later (hopefully sooner).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 14:51:05


Boo.

I may be returning to ng on a semi-permanent basis now that 6 months of army training is over.

I was wondering if it'd be possible to come back to the EGB...

:(


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 15:35:15


At 3/6/08 02:51 PM, Peregrinus wrote: I was wondering if it'd be possible to come back to the EGB...

No. You were the worst member to ever grace these Barracks. I wish you to die a slow and painful death for even believing you belong here.

So, how's it been?

Just kidding about the whole "slow and painful death" part. But seriously, you were the worst member here.
Bah, I'm in a happy mood; disregard the entire first paragraph. I was just joking around.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 15:52:56


At 3/6/08 06:28 AM, NEVR wrote: I've been taking a little break from the B/Ping lately - been kinda ill recently so I haven't felt in the mood to spend a whole lot of time in the portal.

I feel like that sometimes and I'm no where near the time you've been here.

At 3/5/08 11:11 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I put in a little B/P'ing today and flagged some abusive reviews. Normal stuff. During my Portal run, I was exposed to an awesome audio that I can't believe I hadn't heard yet---_-={Newgrounds Spectrum}=-_. Check it out if you haven't already---damn good stuff.

That is an epic song but it dosn't flow enough. It's a bit jumpy when it's skipping the aura styles.

Remember that reviewing can make you a stat-whore, too! :-D

Everthing makes you a stat-whore! We are all statwhores in a way, depositing experience is stat whoring. But we're the good kind.

And most people don't have enough audio reviews...

I got around 100 audio reviews.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 16:45:32


At 3/6/08 11:56 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/6/08 11:46 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Looks like the submitter of that stolen flash got deleted along with his submission. Good, too---the flash was fileswapped with BlueHippo's (supposed) personal information.
Was that the guy 'BlueHippoExploiter' or something similar? If so, he made a thread in the General forums basically giving BH's NG life story. He obviously has some unresolved issues with the guy.

I think his name was "chunlibigdick" or something like that. But he did make two anti-BlueHippo threads on General. In one of them he said that BlueHippo used to be a member of some spam crew (I forget which one), and had betrayed the spam crew to "suck Wade's dick" and end up as a mod. He used the other to promote the submissions that he had bashing BlueHippo.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 17:35:05


At 3/6/08 03:35 PM, TheThing wrote: No. You were the worst member to ever grace these Barracks. I wish you to die a slow and painful death for even believing you belong here.

Bam! I am a legend!

So, how's it been?

I just did 6 months of army training, and now I'm settled in a position where I carry around a light machine gun. Whee.

Just kidding about the whole "slow and painful death" part. But seriously, you were the worst member here.

You got my hopes up...

Bah, I'm in a happy mood; disregard the entire first paragraph. I was just joking around.

Aww.

But yeah. Today I got votes in on maybe 3 submissions so far. I dunno how consistent I can be anymore, seeing as I now have kids and a full time job, but hey, why not try?


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 17:44:11


At 3/6/08 02:51 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Boo.

I may be returning to ng on a semi-permanent basis now that 6 months of army training is over.

I was wondering if it'd be possible to come back to the EGB...

(

Woah!

Long time no see/speak...

How's life going..?

You told me you'd be a dad in September 2007, eh? Congratulations on that!

Anyways, welcome back!

Oh yeah..., i use to have your msn eh? Well, i lost all my contacts to be honest.. So, re-add me on my new msn name thedark360@hotmail.com


Need advice? Visit the RELATIONSHIP CREW!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 18:00:16


At 3/6/08 05:44 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: Woah!

Yikes!

Long time no see/speak...

Who are you?

I kid
You told me you'd be a dad in September 2007, eh? Congratulations on that!

My daughter Anastasia was born september 9th. Shes gone to bed right now... I love my kids

yes, kids plural, I'm step father to a 6 year old girl

Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 20:09:54


At 3/5/08 11:11 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote::

And most people don't have enough audio reviews...

reviewing is a nice thing... & you feel nice helping authors... I really recommend you to do it
&... is not so hard to enter on the Wi/Ht lists...

The Top 100 Flash Reviewers List
The Top 100 Audio Reviewers List

At 3/6/08 05:35 PM, Peregrinus wrote: I just did 6 months of army training, and now I'm settled in a position where I carry around a light machine gun. Whee.

awesome... I would like to enter to the army... but... I won't do it in my country

--- is not a good idea to do it here...

well... I never heard about you...
& I don't know your army rank... but here you are a Staff Sergeant... so... welcome soldier

--- just kidding man... XD

Well...
I have some news...
I just enter the top 300 on B/P
(on less than 8 months... my time on NG is 7 months and 29 days)
I want to be on the top 300 since the day I understand what B/P means

I still waiting for the list update =D

well... just that news now..
*salute*


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-06 23:48:47


At 3/6/08 08:09 PM, aldlv wrote: Well...
I have some news...
I just enter the top 300 on B/P
(on less than 8 months... my time on NG is 7 months and 29 days)

Congrats man, doing that in less than 8 months is pretty impressive.

I still waiting for the list update =D

It updates on Saturday, I'll see you on there!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-07 00:06:05


Oh, shit. Could the GlockGroup be back?

Which makes me wonder, why did the Star Syndicate break up? I kind of miss their hilarious spam. I guess after watching the same dry humor from the KK everyday, even some of the worst shit from the past seems funny.

Who all here even remembers the Glock Group, Star Syndicate, and Barney Bunch. I feel like some of my childhood has died. =(

*Salutes*


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-07 00:11:55


At 3/7/08 12:06 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Who all here even remembers the Glock Group, Star Syndicate, and Barney Bunch. I feel like some of my childhood has died. =(

Heh, I remember all of them. What about other groups, like the Atom Alliance, Bomb Brigade, Lock Legion etc.? I remember back in the day there used to be dozens of different bracketed prefixes on flash submissions in the portal, like [CC] and all that. Those were the days that a lot of spam would actually get blammed though.

*Pines for the old days in a wave of nostalgia*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-07 00:15:24


At 3/7/08 12:11 AM, NEVR wrote: Heh, I remember all of them. What about other groups, like the Atom Alliance, Bomb Brigade, Lock Legion etc.? I remember back in the day there used to be dozens of different bracketed prefixes on flash submissions in the portal, like [CC] and all that. Those were the days that a lot of spam would actually get blammed though.

Yeah, I accidentally left those groups out. It seems that the CC and LL just randomly vanished, what happened to them while I was AWOL from Newgrounds? I miss the good old days when I used to get 150 blams a day.

*Sigh*

*Pines for the old days in a wave of nostalgia*

*Salutes*


Fudge dapping.