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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 12:30:30


At 2/19/08 11:14 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 2/19/08 07:09 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
33 // 04466 // 0167 // 08.0 // 00.1- // TheThing
Who's going to deposit for him during his absense?
At the Department of Defense, I think Gu-rilla said he got the job.

Ok, I hope he doesn't forget about it! TheThing wouldn't be very happy...

At 2/20/08 02:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 2/20/08 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hey all, just a quick question.
Has anyone recieved this email from xpogames.com?
I did a while back. Fucking spammers.

Look at this thread. His account probably got deleted, since the PM's he sent were deleted. I didn't get it, but I wouldn't believe it.

At 2/20/08 01:56 AM, RonaldMcDonaldRifle wrote: There will be a raid instigated by the Ronald Raiders this Friday. Expect dozens of "shoeeeeeee" movies in the portal, and an influx of bumped Ronald McDonald topics in the BBS.

Anyways, I'd just like to warn you of the catastrophe that will be coming soon.
The Ronald Raiders are not a flash crew, they're just a few spammers. Not much of a threat even if they alt-farm. And the mods are more than capable of handling any BBS shit.

Pointless 'raid' attempt. If you're involved with it, I advise you to change your mind.

Although lots of Blams shall come Friday, if what he's saying is true. But he wasn't the first to know this,
Basspro55 made a news post talking about it, I wasn't sure about it, but now I think it might happen.

But that's just a remote opinion, there are very few chances that it will work. Anyway, I'm ready for it, if it happens.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 12:39:06


At 2/20/08 01:46 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Has anyone recieved this email from xpogames.com?

Nope, not for me. But it looks like they are people that have been on NG for a while because they've addressed you and RSQViper who are generally good users all around, so maybe they though you'd have experience in the flash websites deptartment and how they run and stuff. No other flash site will beat NG.

NintendoMadness

Sorry that I forgot to add you to the list, I thought you were already on it. I have added you now and your stats will be visible next week, it won't have the NEW thing on it.

Okay thanks. I was just though to needed a bigger amount of B/P to get on the list.
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Just had another thought for the roster update: You could add members which are on the probation method, like Soulmaster71. A little thought might not be that important but it'll make the probationers feel much more welcome.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 14:14:03


Umm, maybe the amount of points needed to pass the next person on the list?

But then again, we could just not be lazy, and do the math themselves...

I'm not looking forward to 6000 odd points before I can pass...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 14:27:07


At 2/20/08 12:39 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Just had another thought for the roster update: You could add members which are on the probation method, like Soulmaster71. A little thought might not be that important but it'll make the probationers feel much more welcome.

That is indeed something I have been considering...at the very least for the NGPD members who are visiting the Barracks while they work their way up the ranks. Probation doesn't sound very friendly though, and Guest sounds kinda stupid. If someone has a good term for it, let me know.

I should remind everyone that NGPD members CAN sign up at the Barracks forums and be registered. They won't be able to view/post in the secure rooms for security reasons, but they'll be able to access the rest of the forums.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 14:57:10


At 2/20/08 02:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If someone has a good term for it, let me know.

Maybe potential recruits?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 17:24:27


At 2/20/08 05:39 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 2/20/08 02:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: The Ronald Raiders are not a flash crew, they're just a few spammers...
I'm going to enjoy watching this pathetic mass-spam attempt crash and burn...

All that will be left is the 3 or 4 thirteen year olds who comprise this group crying hysterically in the fetal position on their respective bedroom floors because they failed at something yet again.

ohh.. this Friday?... c'mon... I won't be here the entire Friday...
free blams and I won't be here... dam*

btw.. agout the NGPD...
well... the only ranks I found on Wikipedia
that could work are equivalents of the Private rank

Trooper (canadian)
Recruit (as NintendoMadness said)
Schütze (a german rank)
Sapper (french or canadian)
Craftsman
Guardsman (maybe the one I like more)
Aspirant
...
or maybe we just should invent one...

like Junior Private or something like that


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 17:40:03


Guardsman sounds hot. I guess Guardsman it is. For now, this rank only applies to NGPD members that are aspiring for the Barracks; I'm a little hesitant about allowing a special status to anyone who walks in here and proclaims that they want to become a member someday.

With NGPD'ers, you can see how they operate and thus are able to determine their legitimacy without an extensive background check. With unknowns, we have to be more cautious (although still welcoming).

Alright, so...Guardsmen! Awesome. Sterockicy, if you want, you may wish to add the NGPD regulars in here to the next roster.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 17:45:40


At 2/20/08 05:24 PM, aldlv wrote: ohh.. this Friday?... c'mon... I won't be here the entire Friday...
free blams and I won't be here... dam*

Wow tough break man. Where are you going friday?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 17:48:15


At 2/20/08 05:40 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Alright, so...Guardsmen! Awesome. Sterockicy, if you want, you may wish to add the NGPD regulars in here to the next roster.

That's a cool idea. Perhaps they could have a 'points until eligible' thing each roster too? I think that would be pretty neat, and make the NGPD guys who want to join feel more in touch with the Barracks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 17:57:47


At 2/20/08 05:45 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
At 2/20/08 05:24 PM, aldlv wrote: ohh.. this Friday?... c'mon... I won't be here the entire Friday...
free blams and I won't be here... dam*
Wow tough break man. Where are you going friday?

University in the morning (early morning)
I will go to a friends house (late morning & early afternoon) & probabli he won't allow me to use NG... XD... because he usually play something like Prince of Persia
then I have to go back to the University... (late afternoon)
and then I have a party (on the night)

XD... that simple

At 2/20/08 05:48 PM, NEVR wrote: That's a cool idea. Perhaps they could have a 'points until eligible' thing each roster too? ...

Points until eligible sounds nice


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 20:32:36


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 6298 This is an advert not sure if i should flag it


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 20:35:34


At 2/19/08 01:36 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - February 19, 2008

Thanks for the update, dude!

Top 3 biggest average rises: DarkSoldier + 19.6, Mendou + 17.4, aldlv + 15.1!

W00T!! Congratulations to the others!

25 // 09527 // 0414 // 19.7 // 19.6+ // DarkSoldier

25................. a little disappointing but....what can i do?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 20:38:00


At 2/20/08 08:31 PM, BryanPiekarski wrote: My B/P sucks. I blammed 3 and saved 0. Just a stupid sign.

maybe because you have been on NG for... just 2 days...
wait...
WTF?!? you have 124.78 per day!!!
damn

well just go to the portal & continue voting...
just that


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 21:32:28


At 2/20/08 09:16 PM, RCrap wrote:
At 2/20/08 08:32 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 6298 This is an advert not sure if i should flag it
Hows that an advertisement you fucking idiot

Slash, sir... what we should ask to idiots like him???
because I really would like to say a few thing... but I don't want to put the entire EGB in problems

Phantom could do a great job now... XD

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 22:13:49


At 2/20/08 10:11 PM, RonaldMcDonaldRifle wrote: The attack is going to happen, and there's nothing you can do about it.

All of the movies will be blammed and you will be banned from the BBS so the attack is pointless.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 22:36:42


At 2/20/08 09:32 PM, aldlv wrote: Slash, sir... what we should ask to idiots like him???

You don't respond to spammers. Or idiots.

If anyone persists in spamming the EGB, it will be taken care of.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 23:14:32


Good news, guys!

I was going back and checking our whistling attempt record, and I saw something swell. Do y'all remember that one-frame flash submitted under Krinkels' name, that was later fileswapped to some "Puppy Platoon" bullshit?

Looks like it was, indeed, taken care of.

User was deleted, too. Double win!

Let this be a lesson for those aspiring "flash crews" who think they can become the next big spam group by breaking the rules: this shit will not happen, not on our watch.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 23:46:48


At 2/20/08 11:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Let this be a lesson for those aspiring "flash crews" who think they can become the next big spam group by breaking the rules: this shit will not happen, not on our watch.

That goes double for single users pretending to be crews. Like that "Ronald Raiders" crew that keeps threatening to start a raid on Friday, that's all just alts of DestroyerofMan, if what BigFuzzyKitten says is true. The mods can take care of the BBS portion of the counter-raid effort, but the EGB will probably need to be in the Portal that night. And the NGPD and the Department of Defense as well; I'll make posts there to attempt to organize a counter-raid effort (and by "counter-raid effort" I mean Blamming the "Shoeeeeeee" spam) for the Portal on Friday.
*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-20 23:57:12


At 2/20/08 11:46 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I'll make posts there to attempt to organize a counter-raid effort (and by "counter-raid effort" I mean Blamming the "Shoeeeeeee" spam) for the Portal on Friday.
*Salutes*

It doesn't look like we have too much to worry about, anyway (although I would have liked to see it be blammed by a larger margin, myself).

Remember, soldiers, if you see something you consider shit, take it down with all your power. And if you see something rulebreaking, report it here---we've gotten pricks deleted in the past, and we can get them deleted in the future.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 03:33:22


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 6350 Hi is this stolen its looks similar to one i seen before


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 03:39:12


At 2/20/08 08:38 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 2/20/08 08:31 PM, BryanPiekarski wrote: My B/P sucks. I blammed 3 and saved 0. Just a stupid sign.
maybe because you have been on NG for... just 2 days...
wait...
WTF?!? you have 124.78 per day!!!
damn

This Cat has been bustin his fuckin ASS in the portal!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 07:14:42


At 2/21/08 03:39 AM, PantyWipe wrote:
At 2/20/08 08:38 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 2/20/08 08:31 PM, BryanPiekarski wrote: My B/P sucks. I blammed 3 and saved 0. Just a stupid sign.
maybe because you have been on NG for... just 2 days...
wait...
WTF?!? you have 124.78 per day!!!
damn
This Cat has been bustin his fuckin ASS in the portal!

Heh, I think he meant posts per day rather than B/P. The guy signed up around 2 days ago and has made over 200 crappy 1 line posts since then. Blatant alt trying to get the highest PPD.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 09:43:56


So it seems I haven't talked to you guys in an age. The reason and the reason I haven't been on the BBS much at all, is because of life and college. This is actually nearly an exact replica of a post I made about a year ago, but this one has a happier ending. My college grades haven't really been that great since about Christmas last year, and now I owe the College 2000Euro or something ridiculous. So I thought it was time to buck my ideas up and actually work. Which for the most part seems to be happening. So just to let you all know I haven't forgotten about you, and that I'm still alive.My B/P has suffered because of it but life is sometimes more important ya know :P

Anyway to people who actually bothered to read that, thanks :P
Well on to my reaction to the long awaited "update" :D

At 2/19/08 01:36 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - February 19, 2008

Thanks Stero :D

Sterockicy's note:

Hmmm, well I'd like to see like a monthly table of all the highest achievers or something, like every 4 updates, there could be an uber update. Where everyone can see the top 5 members with the greatest points rises, consistent averages etc. I think adding a little more competition will encourage more points :D

Top 5 Gainers:
lilhunter03 - 1705
NEVR -1429
pwroftheseagoat - 1343
aldlv - 1205
Seamonky - 1116

Machines!!!!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: NEVR (3), lilhunter03 (3), pwroftheseagoat (2)!

Even more of machines

New to the list: phantomlassuk, Pinoyguy75!

Welcome!!!

Top 3 biggest average rises: DarkSoldier + 19.6, Mendou + 17.4, aldlv + 15.1!

Congrats

Random word: Gilchrist!

Woo Cricket reference :D

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
17 // 18922 // 0502 // 23.9 // 01.5- // Shanus
18 // 18831 // 0313 // 14.9 // 09.1- // Sterockicy

This is getting intresting, but you'll pass me soon I'd say!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 10:10:32


At 2/21/08 09:43 AM, Shanus wrote: ...My B/P has suffered because of it but life is sometimes more important ya know :P

Absolutely. Still, maybe your B/P will suffer long enough to allow me to catch you...? The window is opening! My time is now!

Anyway to people who actually bothered to read that, thanks :P

You're welcome, gauntlet twin :P

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
17 // 18922 // 0502 // 23.9 // 01.5- // Shanus
18 // 18831 // 0313 // 14.9 // 09.1- // Sterockicy
This is getting intresting, but you'll pass me soon I'd say!!!

Heh, you guys have been battling each other for as long as I can remember. And now it seems I'm ranked right below teh Stero on the roster, so it's time for me to move up a gear and close that gap. Unfortunately, I'm more likely to be moving down a gear in the next few weeks due to possible employment.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 16:04:42


At 2/21/08 07:14 AM, NEVR wrote: Heh, I think he meant posts per day rather than B/P. The guy signed up around 2 days ago and has made over 200 crappy 1 line posts since then. Blatant alt trying to get the highest PPD.

yep... he is trying... XD

At 2/21/08 09:43 AM, Shanus wrote:
At 2/19/08 01:36 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Top 5 Gainers:
...
Machines!!!!

lol...
machines... is kind of funny to heard that
XD

& c'mon... If NEVR continue like that... he will pass everyone here some day
let me see
you will pass
Shanus
Sterockicy
so... consider yourself down guys... in 2-3 months
bifgis
she will take you some time
LittleWashu
maybe net year... XD

I just hope to pass craigalan for the next 2 or 3 mothns...
& I will be happy

Btw... lilhunter03 will pass me for the next roster update
that sux.. :'(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 16:22:17


At 2/21/08 04:04 PM, aldlv wrote: & c'mon... If NEVR continue like that... he will pass everyone here some day

It would take me a LONG time to reach the top of the roster, and I doubt I'll ever reach the very top of it, but getting into the top 10 would make me happy. This is looking quite far into the future, though :P

let me see
you will pass
Shanus
Sterockicy
so... consider yourself down guys... in 2-3 months
bifgis
she will take you some time
LittleWashu
maybe net year... XD

Haha, I still have a way to go before passing these guys, and I don't consider any of them easy tasks, either. As I said a page or two ago, I know what Shanus and Stero are capable of B/P wise, and even though they're slower than me at the moment, I can see them picking up the pace once I draw closer.

I just hope to pass craigalan for the next 2 or 3 mothns...
& I will be happy

2 or 3 months? I reckon you'll pass him in a month and a half, provided you keep up your pace, and he doesn't start B/Ping again. He hasn't been active for a long time, though, so I wouldn't worry about the latter happening.

Btw... lilhunter03 will pass me for the next roster update
that sux.. :'(

Unless he drops pace. Could happen...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 17:25:01


At 2/20/08 09:16 PM, RCrap wrote: At 2/20/08 08:32 PM, phantomlassuk wrote:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 6298 This is an advert not sure if i should flag it

Hows that an advertisement you fucking idiot I did not know it was not an advert i thought i was helping by reporting it. Please dont call me an idiot im not spamming ,i really wanted to help i not sure what i m doing sometimes im new i to this club im really sorry.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 17:31:32


At 2/21/08 05:25 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Please dont call me an idiot im not spamming ,i really wanted to help i not sure what i m doing sometimes im new i to this club im really sorry.

Don't listen to that guy, he's not even a member of the EGB, just a worthless spamming idiot.

Just a note, though, when you quote, you need to leave in the colon followed by a space at the beginning of the line before the quoted text, to that it appears grey. And make sure you start the text you type on a new paragraph, because it's sometimes hard to tell which is the text you're quoting and which is the text you've written.

Picture:

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 18:04:28


At 2/21/08 05:31 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 2/21/08 05:25 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Please dont call me an idiot im not spamming ,i really wanted to help i not sure what i m doing
Picture:

Thank you i hope this works ,i wanted to know how to get rid of that annoying link for ages.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-21 20:20:58


Gentlemen, we have the most obvious stolen Flash yet!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 6441
It's the famous Unfunny Truth YTMND.
Blow your whistles, to make sure that this stolen submission is removed!