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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 19:31:57


At 2/11/08 07:22 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 2/11/08 04:56 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: I'm no official eligdble for this club. I'm a Private! Much better than the golden Tankman
Hmm. Well, congrats on ranking up! Looks like you might have to change the information in your sig though, it still says Police Captain.

Lol, hold on. I'm as shit as hell when it comes to Photoshop so I'll request it in the NGSM. But thanks for reminding me, I probably would've forgotten.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 19:51:44


At 2/11/08 05:16 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: Dispence what? It's sounds like some weapon. Well thanks for everybody for giving me some respect and I'll repeat those proceedures with you guys. :3

welcome soldier...
is nice to have you here

btw... today I got 3000 Blams... and I'm really happy


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 20:00:34


At 2/11/08 07:51 PM, aldlv wrote:
btw... today I got 3000 Blams... and I'm really happy

Congratulations. A few more days I should have that many blams.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 20:07:43


At 2/11/08 08:00 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
At 2/11/08 07:51 PM, aldlv wrote:
btw... today I got 3000 Blams... and I'm really happy
Congratulations. A few more days I should have that many blams.

I've only got 380 blams. It makes me feel like a save whore.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 20:19:51


At 2/11/08 07:51 PM, aldlv wrote: btw... today I got 3000 Blams... and I'm really happy

Wow.

I have more blams than you.

Lots less saves though.

save whore!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 20:22:12


At 2/11/08 08:19 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 2/11/08 07:51 PM, aldlv wrote: btw... today I got 3000 Blams... and I'm really happy
Wow.

I have more blams than you.

Lots less saves though.

save whore!

Speaking of saves, I just reached over 30,000 saves, which would equal to one Elite Guard Supreme Commander. I'm a happy little camper, sorta. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 20:42:58


At 2/11/08 08:19 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 2/11/08 07:51 PM, aldlv wrote: btw... today I got 3000 Blams... and I'm really happy
Wow.

I have more blams than you.

Lots less saves though.

save whore!

I'm not a save whore... I enjoy blaming... but... it's difficult... you don't see too much bad flashes now

as everyone say... in the past was easy to blam...
that's why you have more...
btw... you are since 2005.. wow...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 21:34:40


At 2/11/08 08:22 PM, Seamonky wrote:
Speaking of saves, I just reached over 30,000 saves, which would equal to one Elite Guard Supreme Commander. I'm a happy little camper, sorta. :/

A happy little camper?

Oh no, don't tell me you brought a tent too?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 21:57:27


At 2/11/08 09:34 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: A happy little camper?

Oh no, don't tell me you brought a tent too?

lol, I wish some one would buy me a tent. Right now I'm a sad little camper, because i just lost 2 B/P ranks over the last 2 days.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 22:14:52


At 2/11/08 09:57 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 2/11/08 09:34 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: A happy little camper?

Oh no, don't tell me you brought a tent too?
lol, I wish some one would buy me a tent. Right now I'm a sad little camper, because i just lost 2 B/P ranks over the last 2 days.

Aw, man, that sucks... I mean, I know how it feels to get up there in the B/P ranks, I was proud when NG Log told me that I got into the top 9000, and how it felt when I passed BigFuzzyKitten in B/P per Day, so I know how it must feel to drop in the ranks... Still, you'll probably get back up there.

That reminds me, the Portal's not very active tonight. Still, I guess I pulled enough duty on Friday and Saturday to hold me a few nights where outside circumstances force me to pull less duty...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 22:50:56


At 2/11/08 10:14 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 2/11/08 09:57 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 2/11/08 09:34 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: A happy little camper?

Oh no, don't tell me you brought a tent too?
lol, I wish some one would buy me a tent. Right now I'm a sad little camper, because i just lost 2 B/P ranks over the last 2 days.
Aw, man, that sucks... I mean, I know how it feels to get up there in the B/P ranks, I was proud when NG Log told me that I got into the top 9000, and how it felt when I passed BigFuzzyKitten in B/P per Day, so I know how it must feel to drop in the ranks... Still, you'll probably get back up there.

Meh, as of now, I'm at 982, so I've got some wiggle room before I have to worry about dropping out of the the top 1000. Which reminds me that I'm going away next week, and won't have the ability to B/P, which means I'll be free falling. I've got to stock up on my points.

That reminds me, the Portal's not very active tonight. Still, I guess I pulled enough duty on Friday and Saturday to hold me a few nights where outside circumstances force me to pull less duty...

No; I was on for an hour and a half and only got (possibly) 5 points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 22:54:51


Today, I've racked up about 25 B/P points but thats not my fault, the portal was super slowwwww... today.

I hope tomorrow it is faster.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 22:58:17


At 2/11/08 10:54 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: Today, I've racked up about 25 B/P points but thats not my fault, the portal was super slowwwww... today.

I hope tomorrow it is faster.

I've only gotten around 50 b/p points. I used to get around 70 - 80 a day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 23:00:02


At 2/11/08 10:58 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
At 2/11/08 10:54 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: Today, I've racked up about 25 B/P points but thats not my fault, the portal was super slowwwww... today.

I hope tomorrow it is faster.
I've only gotten around 50 b/p points. I used to get around 70 - 80 a day.

I can see by your b/p rank.

I wish i could get 150 B/P points a day....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-11 23:08:54


At 2/11/08 03:39 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 2/9/08 03:50 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 2/9/08 07:01 AM, Coop83 wrote: So when Shanahan moved to the Rangers, did you rush to the shop and buy a Rangers Jersey? No.
I don't see your point here.... I won't start liking a team just cause one of the players is moving to another one...
He may have had to leave the Wings due to their salary cap commitments, but he left you. My point is that you can still rate a player as good / great without necessarily supporting the team that they play for.

Yes I know, but I just love the way the Red Wings are playing, and Shannan was a great part of it. It's sad to see he left...


Hasek = Overrated. I've never been a fan of his 'I think it's under me, let's fall on the ice' style of goaltending.
Nah... maybe he's always falling on the ice... but he's not playing random goaltending, he's quite talented.
I've always rated Goalies like Roy, Brodeur and Luongo above Hasek.

Roy was a very good goalie, but he acted like a fucking ass all the time... and even now, hes and headcoach for a team in Quebec, and he's still an ass...

even if Brodeur is from Quebec... I believe he's just a good goalie, and that he only have good stats due to the playstile of the Devils... even if they suck... they have a tight defensive playstyle.

But Luongo is fucking great, your right :)
But I love Hasek, you can't change it :P


LOL VANCOUVER

I failed to get that part...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 00:46:39


I was just checking out the obituaries from yesterday (seeing if I could find the submission I got the old-school, vote#200 Blam on), and I noticed that Easter Bunny Rap that Sir-Nuts had brought up a couple of days ago. Apparently not only was the stolen Flash deleted, but so was the author... I guess that can be called a victory, since whoever PMed Wade about it (I think NEVR said he was going to do it, so it may have been him) not only got rid of a stolen submission, but also got the criminal kicked off the site.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 01:05:10


At 2/12/08 12:46 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I was just checking out the obituaries from yesterday (seeing if I could find the submission I got the old-school, vote#200 Blam on), and I noticed that Easter Bunny Rap that Sir-Nuts had brought up a couple of days ago. Apparently not only was the stolen Flash deleted, but so was the author... I guess that can be called a victory, since whoever PMed Wade about it (I think NEVR said he was going to do it, so it may have been him) not only got rid of a stolen submission, but also got the criminal kicked off the site.

Good. I'd like to see a zero-tolerance policy for flash thieves, myself. They get deleted a good chunk of the time, but it would send a stronger message if it happened every single time.

It's also worth pointing out that Wade's last-warning-for-award-thieves policy seems to have cleaned up the awards pretty nicely.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 01:11:23


Game Under Judgment
Streams from a remote server, possibly malicious.

And if you guys are serious about upgrading your whistles, then just flagging rule-breaking Flash won't cut it to get the members of the EGB up to Deity. From what I've heard, Wade hasn't cleared out the flags since the redesign... I personally, as a Newgrounder with a Deity whistle of my own, recommend Rage's in Wi/Ht. Just make sure to check what you're flagging before clicking the X; just being reported there doesn't mean that it's definitely abusive.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 02:45:35


At 2/12/08 01:11 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: And if you guys are serious about upgrading your whistles, then just flagging rule-breaking Flash won't cut it to get the members of the EGB up to Deity. From what I've heard, Wade hasn't cleared out the flags since the redesign... I personally, as a Newgrounder with a Deity whistle of my own, recommend Rage's in Wi/Ht. Just make sure to check what you're flagging before clicking the X; just being reported there doesn't mean that it's definitely abusive.

I must insist... I thing this guy is cool
why don't you check my news about whistle and tell me your opinion

and... I hope you get quickly to the Elite Guard Rank... so you can join us
=D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 04:28:31


Good morning EGB, (well, it is here, it's the middle of the night in the USA), just dropping by to see how everyone is doing.

Looks like SoulMaster76 is becoming something of a regular poster here, which is nice to see. He needs to get his B/P rank up to Private quickly so we can formally induct him into the EGB.

Well I need a cup of tea and some breakfast. I'll be back later to discuss the portal and B/P, like always.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 04:40:01


sir, many people on the back [ages are not acting in an army like way sir!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 04:48:17


At 2/12/08 04:40 AM, samsam72 wrote: sir, many people on the back [ages are not acting in an army like way sir!

Thank you, Civilian, please be aware that over the course of 2 years and 860 pages, a club tends to evolve and change slightly. It's not a concern, and shouldn't be a concern of yours either.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 04:55:41


At 2/12/08 04:28 AM, NEVR wrote: Good morning EGB, (well, it is here, it's the middle of the night in the USA), just dropping by to see how everyone is doing.

Wow! you got up at 6 or 5AM? That's soooo early.

Well I need a cup of tea and some breakfast. I'll be back later to discuss the portal and B/P, like always.

God I coudl die for one of your breakfasts they soudn so yummy.

At 2/11/08 11:00 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I wish i could get 150 B/P points a day....

Clock Day will come young padawan.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 05:05:53


At 2/12/08 04:55 AM, NintendoMadness wrote:
At 2/11/08 11:00 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I wish i could get 150 B/P points a day....
Clock Day will come young padawan.

first... padawan is not a rank on this club... soldier
second... I made 132 B/p before yesterday...
third... In clock day & next day... I made a total of 700 B/P points...
I rank-up twice in 2 days XD (because I was a police Police... not sure what police)
fourth... good morning... lol
*trumpet "wake up" sound*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 05:49:00


Hello sir my first report is this stolen http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 4687 here the orginal game http://www.gamecaps.net/index.php?params =game/1755/Speedball/ I blew the whistle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 06:04:10


At 2/12/08 04:55 AM, NintendoMadness wrote: Wow! you got up at 6 or 5AM? That's soooo early.

No, I was up at about 9 this morning. That's a lie in for me though - I'm usually up at about 6am.

God I coudl die for one of your breakfasts they soudn so yummy.

I didn't cook anything today, but I had some mozzarella that needed eating, so I sliced it up, put it on some fresh toast, drizzled it with some extra virgin olive oil, with some cracked black pepper and italian seasoning sprinkled over the top. Delicious.

I also had a bowl of cereal on the side ;)

At 2/12/08 05:49 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Hello sir my first report is this stolen http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 4687 here the orginal game http://www.gamecaps.net/index.php?params =game/1755/Speedball/ I blew the whistle.

Good work, Private First Class.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 08:47:02


Lieutennant K REDSPADES Reporting for duty, SIR!
*Salutes*
I have seen the Shitstorm they call North Korea as a spy, and i have Served my Time in Desert Storm, as SAS 011 Squadron leader, SIR!

I understand that some soliders have been acting out of line, and i have been sent here to RE-EDUCATE and RE-HABILITATE any RETARDS we may have on hand SIR!

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 09:53:03


At 2/12/08 05:49 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Hello sir my first report is this stolen http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 4687 here the orginal game http://www.gamecaps.net/index.php?params =game/1755/Speedball/ I blew the whistle.

It passed. I guess I'll contact Wade about it.

At 2/12/08 08:47 AM, REDSPADES wrote: Lieutennant K REDSPADES Reporting for duty, SIR!
*Salutes*
I have seen the Shitstorm they call North Korea as a spy, and i have Served my Time in Desert Storm, as SAS 011 Squadron leader, SIR!

I understand that some soliders have been acting out of line, and i have been sent here to RE-EDUCATE and RE-HABILITATE any RETARDS we may have on hand SIR!

Does nobody read the first post anymore? This is a club based on blamming and protecting, not army roleplaying. All prospective members must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 12:11:58


Sergeant Nuts reporting in!

Well folks, I'm back to school. That is good and bad at the same time. It is good because I can see my friends again after three months of vacations. But it is bad because: 1. I have to wake up at 6:00 AM; 2. This is my last year on middle-school, so that means more homework; 3. I'll spend much less time here than usuall. I have to sleep early and while I was on vacations, I could sleep at midnight (where the Flash Portal was more active, due to the hour difference). However, next weekend our Daylight Saving Time will end, so the hour difference will reduce from 3 to 2 hours. Maybye that should help me get some more B/P...

Well, the Flash Portal is very slow in the afternoons, I got about 5 B/P so far today.

At 2/12/08 12:46 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I was just checking out the obituaries from yesterday (seeing if I could find the submission I got the old-school, vote#200 Blam on), and I noticed that Easter Bunny Rap that Sir-Nuts had brought up a couple of days ago. Apparently not only was the stolen Flash deleted, but so was the author... I guess that can be called a victory, since whoever PMed Wade about it (I think NEVR said he was going to do it, so it may have been him) not only got rid of a stolen submission, but also got the criminal kicked off the site.

I knew it was stolen! There was that small copyright on the bottom left and the "author" of it didn't even mention that site. I'm glad that it got deleted, I was almost sure it was stolen. Suspects confirmed.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-02-12 12:15:19


am i didnt understand the point and you suck man no realy what the hell ? the elite guard barracks god dam it you have no life dude no wait a second you dont have any thing exept your stupid idea about the elite guard barracks in other words you suck