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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 11:35:29


At 12/28/07 10:57 AM, aldlv wrote: let make it 3... or maybe 4 ppls

stuff aldlv said that I shouldn't bother pasting here, as you can just scroll up...

sorry for being so hard, but... it's true

Well, like Slash said, it's important to be fair. If yoshi wants to say something about this, I'd be very glad to hear it. In the meantime, I have no opinion on the matter, as it is unfair for me to cast judgment on something I haven't seen both sides of. If anything, if these actions are a thing of the past, it might be prudent to give yoshi a probationary period of membership before he is considered a full member. Otherwise, I'd need to talk to Slash to get an idea of what to do.

the NGDoD already accepted Phantom is dead...
all ppl posts there sounds sure about that

I can't believe it yet...

I haven't accepted it yet either. I mean, I believe he was serious about doing it, but what if he tried, and something happened that stopped him? Also, if he's caught trying to do something like that and is saved, they don't just toss you back out on the street, so for all you know, he could be somewhere getting counseled right now. I mean, hell, he could even get committed for months if he was caught... Either way, though, if we don't hear anything by, say, January 1st, I don't think we'll hear anything at all. Until then, I think I'll hold off saying my final respects.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 11:47:32


- MULTIPLE alts used to write abusive reviews in order to flag them himself

I never did that! My friend wanted a better whistle and didn't have patience

- Using alts to form some clan of mainly just himself

We're a well formed crew.

- Using that clan to spam the portal with STOLEN Flash from the website Ultimate Arcade in which I had to get Tom involved with personally to remove them all.

BIGmamaKATIE did that.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 13:49:26


At 12/28/07 11:47 AM, yoshi77777 wrote:
- MULTIPLE alts used to write abusive reviews in order to flag them himself
I never did that! My friend wanted a better whistle and didn't have patience

Untrue.

This is where you report Bowser77777 (where it says "WTF? Kill these Reviews!"
On this page is where you report BigMamaKATIE, someone that you soon or had already invited into your "crew."
Also on that page where you say "are these abusive? cuz they r kinda off topic..." is where you report Mario77777 for abuse. Someone with the same 77777 in their name AND someone in your crew.
On this page you report Mario77777 again.
On this page is where you complained about Bowser77777's review flags being cleared instead of deleted. You said "Why were all the flags cleared on this one. They are not helpful and is repeated multiple times! Why mods? Why!?"
And then to top it all off THIS IS WHERE YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE BOWSER77777 which you just said above you never did. On this page you even said "I have a confession to make boswer77777 is my alt and I'm a abusive reviewer there. I'm banned for 5 days though. Plz don't tell <:|"


- Using alts to form some clan of mainly just himself
We're a well formed crew.

This is your list of crew members...

- Using that clan to spam the portal with STOLEN Flash from the website Ultimate Arcade in which I had to get Tom involved with personally to remove them all.
BIGmamaKATIE did that.

And she was in your crew and you invited her in and had her buddy you AFTER in Rage's everyone pointed her out as stealing. I found all this very odd because once you partnered and formed a crew with her, you were also co-authored on all this stolen Flash that you knew was stolen.

Ok, I'm done with you. My vote is a strong NO for this guy. All this stuff wasn't that long ago and I basically had to threaten you to stop it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 14:09:07


On the whole thing:

No, he can't join. That's my vote.

Phantom:

I'm not counting him out yet. I believe that he would do it, but I don't think that he did it. Although I'm not going wait for any news too soon. I do still have hope he's alive; like Eagle (kind of) said, Phantom might have been stopped and put in isolation.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 14:22:11


At 12/26/07 05:38 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I got a new computer. :-D

Once again, I SHALL SAIL THE GREAT OCEANS OF PORN! ^_^

Will you be continuing to B/P? I've just passed you, so I'd like to know for the covering of my arse purposes. Don't want you coming up behind me in the middle of the night :P

At 12/26/07 04:21 PM, life wrote: http://phantom.newgrounds.com/

RIP.

Damn. I hope that he's yanking our dicks, but I get the feeling he isn't...

On the yoshi77777 matter, I'm in the naysayers camp - he has immediately tried to drop his fellow Lucky 7 Crew members into the proverbial, in order to gain himself a slight advantage. Very noble of this so called leader.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 14:29:15


At 12/28/07 02:09 PM, TheThing wrote: Phantom:

I'm not counting him out yet. I believe that he would do it, but I don't think that he did it. Although I'm not going wait for any news too soon. I do still have hope he's alive; like Eagle (kind of) said, Phantom might have been stopped and put in isolation.

Well, I do know one thing. Overdosing on pills is actually quite difficult as your body has a tendency to vomit when it starts getting overdosed. So, he may have gotten very sick from it, but death is pretty rare, but certainly not impossible.

Pills is also a way for people who are in very serious depression to actually call for help. Hanging is a far more serious and known end for people attempting suicide since it's most likely going to result in death.

So, I am on the hopeful side of if he did go thru with it that he was unsuccessful since his route for the attempt is, for the most part, one of the the most unsuccessful types it would seem it might be a call for help more than anything. (I hope)

Still, it's sad to have a friend feeling like that and thinking that is the only way out because, fact is, it isn't the only way out. Ever.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 15:02:25


At 12/28/07 11:19 AM, WastedWizard wrote: I don't know if he is dead yet.. im watching his school website and trying to find a newspaper local to him, but my mates Hebrew is a little rusty, but we havn't found anything yet..

I was trying to search for international news to try to find the same thing, to no avail. It'd be nice if you had links to his school page or wherever you're searching. If you're not comfortable posting them here, maybe you could put them in the forums.

At 12/28/07 01:49 PM, RSQViper wrote: a lot of stuff

Well, all you said checks out. I'm actually a bit scared on how much research you were able to pull... I'd put you on stalker level if you weren't dealing with him before in the Abusive Reviews thread... :-)

Either way, I'm not satisfied that yoshi is being truthful and don't feel he'll fit in here. Most of his posts are one-liners and are spamlike, and his response alone told me all I needed to know about his character. I'm pulling rank and not allowing him in the Barracks. I don't think anyone has a problem with this, but if you do, feel free to PM me.

At 12/28/07 02:09 PM, TheThing wrote: Phantom:

I'm not counting him out yet. I believe that he would do it, but I don't think that he did it. Although I'm not going wait for any news too soon. I do still have hope he's alive; like Eagle (kind of) said, Phantom might have been stopped and put in isolation.

Agreed. I was talking with PossiblePancakes about this. Let's picture the situation: It's 1AM in Israel, he's drunk, and he's going out to a field to commit suicide. First off, he can't drive (since he said he was drunk), so he'd be walking out to a field with tons of medication and walking alone. The chance of someone seeing him and calling the cops is not small. Also, like Viper just said, your body will try to reject the pills and vomit.

Ugh, I hate having to think up scenarios about this, and I'm certainly not trying to paint a mosaic of hopeless reasons to hang onto the thought of him being still alive, but I feel like one too many things could have "gone wrong" and it isn't pure speculation in saying he could still be alive. I think it's hard for all of us that knew him well to deal with this, and I'm not going to pretend like it's not affecting me in a big way.

At this point, though, rather than speculating and keeping on trying to think up how this is working, I think it's safe to say he really meant to try to do the act, but we can't be sure whether he failed or succeeded. We should keep trying to find news (especially from WickedWizard's sources) and see if we hear anything. Like I said, if we are going to hear news, it'll be either really soon or at some point in the indiscriminate future. So let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 15:39:35


At 12/28/07 03:02 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 12/28/07 01:49 PM, RSQViper wrote: a lot of stuff
Well, all you said checks out. I'm actually a bit scared on how much research you were able to pull... I'd put you on stalker level if you weren't dealing with him before in the Abusive Reviews thread... :-)

Hahaha. Well, I just remembered it was early November, late October when it happened so I went into his own BBS Posts and the proof was in what he, himself, wrote.

I'll stalk you GOOD!
Either way, I'm not satisfied that yoshi is being truthful and don't feel he'll fit in here. Most of his posts are one-liners and are spamlike, and his response alone told me all I needed to know about his character. I'm pulling rank and not allowing him in the Barracks. I don't think anyone has a problem with this, but if you do, feel free to PM me.

Excellent. You certainly won't be getting any PMs from me!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 15:52:25


Also on that page where you say "are these abusive? cuz they r kinda off topic..." is where you report Mario77777 for abuse. Someone with the same 77777 in their name AND someone in your crew.

He is my friend, NOT my alt.

On this page is where you complained about Bowser77777's review flags being cleared instead of deleted. You said "Why were all the flags cleared on this one. They are not helpful and is repeated multiple times! Why mods? Why!?"

And then to top it all off THIS IS WHERE YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE BOWSER77777 which you just said above you never did. On this page you even said "I have a confession to make boswer77777 is my alt and I'm a abusive reviewer there. I'm banned for 5 days though. Plz don't tell <:|"

mario77777 knew my password. And got intoo my account. I had to change the password after.

And she was in your crew and you invited her in and had her buddy you AFTER in Rage's everyone pointed her out as stealing. I found all this very odd because once you partnered and formed a crew with her, you were also co-authored on all this stolen Flash that you knew was stolen.

I was the one who told her to STOP.

You have your facts all wrong.

On the yoshi77777 matter, I'm in the naysayers camp - he has immediately tried to drop his fellow Lucky 7 Crew members into the proverbial, in order to gain himself a slight advantage.

When the fuck did I do that?!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 16:00:36


At 12/28/07 03:52 PM, yoshi77777 wrote: mario77777 knew my password. And got intoo my account. I had to change the password after.

Yeah, sure. That's why you said "I have a confession to make boswer77777 is my alt and I'm a abusive reviewer there. I'm banned for 5 days though. Plz don't tell <:|"

I can't trust you and too many members came forward with concern.

In any case, you've been denied entry by EagleRock and since you've cussed at Coop. You are not welcome, please stop posting here immediately.

Thank you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-28 21:01:17


Alrighty.

Enough people have brought up legitimate claims and evidence to back it up. I wish I didn't have to do it, but I'm going to concur and state that Yoshi cannot join the Barracks at this time.

However, Yoshi, you are not permabanned from ever becoming a member. If you try to join up again at a later date, and enough members can say that they're adequately convinced of your intentions, it will be reconsidered. And I assure you it will be reconsidered with no hard feelings on my part (assuming I don't personally observe anything malicious from you, of course).

Anyway, moving on.

At 12/28/07 02:22 PM, Coop83 wrote: Will you be continuing to B/P? I've just passed you, so I'd like to know for the covering of my arse purposes. Don't want you coming up behind me in the middle of the night :P

Yes, eventually. Right now I'm very, very busy trying to meet a novel deadline (New Year's), and have no time for intensive B/P'ing. But yes...one day, I shall return.

SLASH ALWAYS RETURNS

...and speaking of that, mayhap the Portal hasn't seen the last Secret Episode Special from me...heheh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 03:07:34


If someone registered at the EGB forums as 'bulasesozlq', speak up here. 90% sure it's spam, but I wanna be sure.

I'll give it a few days before rejecting it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 03:22:31


At 12/29/07 03:07 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If someone registered at the EGB forums as 'bulasesozlq', speak up here. 90% sure it's spam, but I wanna be sure.

I'll give it a few days before rejecting it.

That reminds me; I don't think I ever signed up for the EGB boards. If I did it was under my old alias "dave". I made a new account though so whatever.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 03:31:31


At 12/29/07 03:22 AM, life wrote: That reminds me; I don't think I ever signed up for the EGB boards. If I did it was under my old alias "dave". I made a new account though so whatever.

Thank you life. Your registration has been successful. The administrator wishes to preview all new registered accounts before posting permissions are granted. The administrator has been notified of your registration.

Alright, I validated you. There was no dave on record, so good thing you remembered, heh.

Incidentally, a bit off topic, but I love the level 36 icon. I will masturbate furiously when I get it someday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 03:33:42


At 12/29/07 03:31 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 12/29/07 03:22 AM, life wrote: That reminds me; I don't think I ever signed up for the EGB boards. If I did it was under my old alias "dave". I made a new account though so whatever.

Thank you life. Your registration has been successful. The administrator wishes to preview all new registered accounts before posting permissions are granted. The administrator has been notified of your registration.
Alright, I validated you. There was no dave on record, so good thing you remembered, heh.

Incidentally, a bit off topic, but I love the level 36 icon. I will masturbate furiously when I get it someday.

Are you kidding me? Ever since the redesign I dreaded getting this level. I can't wait to get rid of it. It's so out of place and it's the worst level icon EVER. That's my opinion at least. :o


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 08:02:29


At 12/29/07 03:33 AM, life wrote: Are you kidding me? Ever since the redesign I dreaded getting this level. I can't wait to get rid of it. It's so out of place and it's the worst level icon EVER. That's my opinion at least. :o

Seriously?

I think it's super-hot. The worst one is the sucky pipe.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 13:22:18


At 12/29/07 03:33 AM, life wrote: Are you kidding me? Ever since the redesign I dreaded getting this level. I can't wait to get rid of it. It's so out of place and it's the worst level icon EVER. That's my opinion at least. :o

I think it's a nice icon too, it somehow seems to suit you (imo) in a good way :-)

The one I dread getting is lvl 28.... it's so bland and ugly.

Levels 43-46 will be super awesome though! -long time to wait for me :'(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 13:31:21


At 12/29/07 03:33 AM, life wrote: Are you kidding me? Ever since the redesign I dreaded getting this level. I can't wait to get rid of it. It's so out of place and it's the worst level icon EVER. That's my opinion at least. :o

I agree with you...
I don't like it...

but... all the next lvls are dam cool sir...

I have lvl 12... crap... it's impossible to lvl up now...
I can't imagine how much did you have to wait to lvl up

I enter like 5 days before the redesign... XD

At 12/29/07 01:22 PM, bifgis wrote: The one I dread getting is lvl 28.... it's so bland and ugly.

is not that bad...
well at least you have 26 & 27 before... those are nice

btw... maybe I will upload a movie today... my first movie... well.. maybe

*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 14:59:13


Sorry I've been inactive so incredibly long guys...I don't have a reason for it....I wish I did. But lately I've been really doing nothing but b/ping and getting my stats up. I'm still a respectable user (I think?) so hopefully you guys can accept me back.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 15:04:26


umm... u do realize that in the army, ppl that are a lower class than u (unless they're beiung trained by you cannot talk or socialize besides salutes and following orders right?


if we release the gingers we are all in terrible danger

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 15:14:35


At 12/29/07 03:04 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: umm... u do realize that in the army, ppl that are a lower class than u (unless they're beiung trained by you cannot talk or socialize besides salutes and following orders right?

Um, you do realize this club is about B/P'ing and protecting the Portal of Newgrounds, and not some random army roleplay club...right?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 15:22:17


At 12/28/07 02:29 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 12/28/07 02:09 PM, TheThing wrote: Phantom:

I'm not counting him out yet. I believe that he would do it, but I don't think that he did it. Although I'm not going wait for any news too soon. I do still have hope he's alive; like Eagle (kind of) said, Phantom might have been stopped and put in isolation.
Well, I do know one thing. Overdosing on pills is actually quite difficult as your body has a tendency to vomit when it starts getting overdosed. So, he may have gotten very sick from it, but death is pretty rare, but certainly not impossible.

True, but he said he was drunk, and alcohol is known to make just about any dose of just about any medicine lethal. Not that I'm giving up hope; I'm just trying to keep it real, something Phantom liked to do all the time.

At 12/29/07 01:22 PM, bifgis wrote:
At 12/29/07 03:33 AM, life wrote: Are you kidding me? Ever since the redesign I dreaded getting this level. I can't wait to get rid of it. It's so out of place and it's the worst level icon EVER. That's my opinion at least. :o

It definitely is your opinion. I love that icon, especially with the yellow background. But the worst levels are 1-12, with the exception of 9.

The one I dread getting is lvl 28.... it's so bland and ugly.

I think it's pretty damn hot. Ironically, I got a knife that looks a lot like that. Levels 25 and 27, though... I can't wait to get to 26 and 28, just so I don't have to live with levels 25 and 27

Levels 43-46 will be super awesome though! -long time to wait for me :'(

Yeah, I need to triple my EXP points, just to get close.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-29 18:31:34


I have a bit of bad news, Chaps. Due to computer problems, I will not be active for a few days. I'm trying to get Dell to replace my entire machine which will hopefully happen soon. Even though the Yoshi case is over, I'd like to point out that he had around 700 blams and 4k saves; I would think most of you would agree that this means he does not put forth a good effort to stop spam from staying in the Portal.

*Salutes*

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-30 02:36:23


At 12/29/07 01:31 PM, aldlv wrote: I have lvl 12... crap... it's impossible to lvl up now...
I can't imagine how much did you have to wait to lvl up

The worst was trying to level past 9 after the redesign -_-

It took ages.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-30 11:35:08


At 12/29/07 06:31 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I have a bit of bad news, Chaps. Due to computer problems, I will not be active for a few days. I'm trying to get Dell to replace my entire machine which will hopefully happen soon. Even though the Yoshi case is over, I'd like to point out that he had around 700 blams and 4k saves; I would think most of you would agree that this means he does not put forth a good effort to stop spam from staying in the Portal.

Blams: 732
Saves: 4,495
let me see...

the ratio of the is... 4495/732 = 6.14

let's take and example...
me

Blams: 2,193
Saves: 6,895

ratio 6895/2193 = 3.14

to knows what should be the B/P RATIO... we should take the blams & Saves for and entire week...
but
I'm only going to use yesterday

blamed yesterday 75
saved yesterday 133

but... 75 blam... but some of them weren't from that day...
were deleted because they was stolen or the author didn't want them...
so that points doesn't count

so... that day was from submissions 417529 to 417665
so... it needs to be 4175XX or 4176XX TO ENTER ON THE BLAM POINTS
so... how many movies doesn't fit there?

like 20 or 21

were only 55 blams,
plus 133 saves
133/55 = 2.41

was a good 'blam day'

I have... 3.14 - 2.41
0.73 more that what I should have

he has 6.14 - 2.41
3.73...

c'mon... that's a lot...

but... that was only with one day...
I did the same before yesterday
it wasn't a ratio 2.41 was 3.10

so... tell me...
is he blaming right?...

yes, I know... I'm a stat whore...

maybe you will find this interesting sir...
*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-30 11:59:44


At 12/29/07 03:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 12/29/07 03:04 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: umm... u do realize that in the army, ppl that are a lower class than u (unless they're beiung trained by you cannot talk or socialize besides salutes and following orders right?
Um, you do realize this club is about B/P'ing and protecting the Portal of Newgrounds, and not some random army roleplay club...right?

-This is the funniest posts I've ever seen on the BBS. Seriously, fucking win. XD

-As for B/P Wise, I'm about to pass Major Punk and a couple of others if they don't start B/P like they used to. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-30 12:01:02


So...am I back in? I apologized on the last page for being inactive, but no one has responded yet...


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-30 12:44:32


Portal's been depressing yesterday, hope it'll speed up today.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-30 13:00:12


At 12/30/07 12:01 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: So...am I back in? I apologized on the last page for being inactive, but no one has responded yet...

As long as you get that garbage whistle fixed, there's no reason you can't come back.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-30 14:19:19


At 12/30/07 01:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 12/30/07 12:01 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: So...am I back in? I apologized on the last page for being inactive, but no one has responded yet...
As long as you get that garbage whistle fixed, there's no reason you can't come back.

Sadly it is still garbage, but damn I really must have been away for a while since last time I was here It was only your B/P that matter when trying to get into the Barracks It make me remember why I would flag so hard back in the day so I would never get that whistle. Oh And Slash do you still use you IM? I haven't seen you on in ages or it could be just me since I work the evenings.

Lastly since I won't be on until I get back from work on New years eve-day (thanks to my boss changing my works days when I would get my first holiday off >_<) I wish everyone In the EGB a happy new year ^_^ and fir all those who remember this one

Smooches ^_^