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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 15:01:58


At 12/6/07 04:42 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: what up to all you fuckers, i'd just like to say that i protected one movie today.

i'm the fucking champ.

?????

At 12/7/07 12:28 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: But I'm not here to say it, I'm here to say that I'm 1 rank away from entering the top 1000 b/p! Great!
Also, no more school for me this year, today was the last day.

good to hear that... and... is cool that school finish already...
what are your plans for vacations?

ohh... btw... I'll post the roster update today... just give me a second


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 15:35:52


Barracks roster - December 07, 2007

aldlv's Note:

Just helping again... I didn't talk to Sterockicy this time... so... I wasn't sure if I should post it
BTW... I would like to know if you like the top gainer and special congrats on bold? I'm just trying new things... but it's some extra work to do them

Top 5 Gainers:

aldlv - 506
azteca89 - 429
Basspro55 - 426
Mendou - 311
BlueHippo - 283

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: azteca89, aldlv, Basspro55, BlueHippo!
New to the list: bifgis
Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: Mendou 28.6+, aldlv 27.4+, Major-punk 24.5+!
Random word: Dialect

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 61268 // 0429 // 61.3 // 03.8- // azteca89
02 // 59481 // 0174 // 24.9 // 05.2- // X-Naut
03 // 57809 // 0189 // 27.0 // 14.0+ // Phantom
04 // 57535 // 0283 // 40.4 // 18.2+ // BlueHippo
05 // 56862 // 0426 // 60.9 // 03.4- // Basspro55
06 // 52397 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ADT
07 // 51345 // 0000 // 00.0 // 06.0- // pepeatumi
08 // 50518 // 0205 // 29.3 // 24.5+ // Major-punk
09 // 48497 // 0249 // 35.6 // 11.2+ // Seamonky
10 // 40208 // 0180 // 25.7 // 01.2- // Sentio
11 // 36132 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.5- // EagleRock
12 // 34688 // 0147 // 21.0 // 02.0+ // pwroftheseagoat
13 // 33922 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SlashFirestorm
14 // 33436 // 0240 // 34.3 // 04.1+ // Coop83
15 // 30886 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ArtDanVal
16 // 30000 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // life
17 // 29656 // 0000 // 00.0 // 17.8- // Hemlok
18 // 28823 // 0230 // 32.9 // 06.7- // PenguinLink
19 // 28608 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // MadCow
20 // 26842 // 0026 // 03.7 // 00.1+ // LittleWashu
21 // 25813 // 0002 // 00.3 // 00.2+ // MetalDart
22 // 19433 // 0030 // 04.3 // 01.4- // Casualty
23 // 18967 // NEW // NEW // NEW // bifgis
24 // 17883 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.4- // arianna1
25 // 17207 // 0098 // 14.0 // 01.5- // hongkongexpress
26 // 16824 // 0230 // 32.9 // 11.9+ // Sterockicy
27 // 16655 // 0281 // 40.1 // 18.8+ // Shanus
28 // 13214 // 0001 // 00.1 // 00.0+ // craigalan
29 // 12542 // 0021 // 03.0 // 18.1- // K-fox
30 // 11334 // 0076 // 10.9 // 00.9- // ever-vigilant
31 // 11096 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Odyssic
32 // 10299 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Azentiger
33 // 09858 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Cool-Points
34 // 09691 // 0031 // 04.4 // 02.4+ // Dela
35 // 08945 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.2- // DarkSoldier
36 // 08483 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.7- // philonous
37 // 07918 // 0506 // 72.3 // 27.4+ // aldlv
38 // 07158 // 0065 // 09.3 // 09.1+ // AustinR
39 // 07144 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.1- // KungFuCow
40 // 06988 // 0311 // 44.4 // 28.6+ // Mendou
41 // 06773 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // DarkLotusJuggalo
42 // 06633 // 0000 // 00.0 // 01.0- // RSQViper
43 // 06512 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.3- // PossiblePancakes
44 // 05114 // 0239 // 34.1 // 18.8+ // Solidone
45 // 04931 // 0102 // 14.6 // 12.5+ // NickScott
46 // 04205 // 0153 // 21.9 // 04.6- // Sir-Nuts
47 // 04057 // 0246 // 35.1 // 23.2+ // HeavenDuff
48 // 03971 // 0094 // 13.4 // 02.9+ // TheThing
49 // 03922 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Snerd
50 // 03437 // 0027 // 03.9 // 01.2- // AnalPenguinFarming
51 // 03394 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ElementalSoldier
52 // 03335 // 0021 // 03.0 // 00.3+ // I-Love-Caitlyn
53 // 03026 // 0000 // 00.0 // 02.6- // Andrea364
54 // 02853 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SilentSoldier
55 // 02732 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // DaRk
56 // 02644 // 0001 // 00.1 // 00.1+ // soulknight96
57 // 02597 // 0030 // 04.3 // 02.5+ // Imacow
58 // 02543 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Dante-Son-Of-Sparda
59 // 02174 // 0002 // 00.3 // 00.3+ // TheBlueNeck
60 // 02105 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // Ursiruss

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 16:41:26


At 12/7/07 03:01 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 12/7/07 12:28 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: But I'm not here to say it, I'm here to say that I'm 1 rank away from entering the top 1000 b/p! Great!
Also, no more school for me this year, today was the last day.
good to hear that... and... is cool that school finish already...
what are your plans for vacations?

From today untill 26/12 I'll stay here in Brasilia doing what I can do better: stay at home =P
HOWEVER,on 26/12 at 6:00 (local time) I'm going to the other side of my country (which is about 2200 km away from here!) to a place called Torres. It's on the beach and it's a wonderfull town, we go there every summer (note that here's summer) and it's a great place. I just have doubts about internet connection there.

Barracks roster - December 07, 2007

Wow, another one already?

I would like to know if you like the top gainer and special congrats on bold? I'm just trying new things... but it's some extra work to do them

It's nice, I liked it.

Random word: Dialect

*grabs dictionary*
*no dictionaries around*
*opens google*
Ah, nice to know. Paraguay has dialects, not very known languages. Brazil could have one, but those Portugueses didn't want us to have one.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
46 // 04205 // 0153 // 21.9 // 04.6- // Sir-Nuts

Busy, busy, busy week. Full of tests, naps and places without internet. But I still think it was better than I expected.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 16:56:17


Yay! I'm on the list now!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 16:58:11


At 12/7/07 04:41 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: From today untill 26/12 I'll stay here in Brasilia doing what I can do better: stay at home =P
HOWEVER,on 26/12 at 6:00 (local time) I'm going to the other side of my country (which is about 2200 km away from here!) to a place called Torres. It's on the beach and it's a wonderfull town, we go there every summer (note that here's summer) and it's a great place. I just have doubts about internet connection there.

wow... very far away... well have fun
(don't expect internet, dude... XD)

Barracks roster - December 07, 2007
Wow, another one already?

yes... because... it should be each week...
but... since we both start.... it haven't happened until now

Random word: Dialect
Ah, nice to know. Paraguay has dialects, not very known languages. Brazil could have one, but those Portugueses didn't want us to have one.

I found it in wikipedia... XD
was kind of interesting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialect
http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialeto (em Português)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 18:53:02


Aghhhh, so much work, so little time! Hardly on NG at all these days, just on the off chance someone noticed my absence- final year at university really does suck! Everything said in my latest blog in my profile still holds true... plus a 10,000 word report for next Friday *groan*.

At 12/7/07 03:35 PM, aldlv wrote:
Just helping again... I didn't talk to Sterockicy this time... so... I wasn't sure if I should post it
BTW... I would like to know if you like the top gainer and special congrats on bold? I'm just trying new things... but it's some extra work to do them

Nice, great to see such enthusiasm for it, and I like the bold idea. Thanks for the update!

Top 5 Gainers:

aldlv - 506
azteca89 - 429
Basspro55 - 426
Mendou - 311
BlueHippo - 283

Congrats, long LONG time since I was last on here :(. I'll be back... one day...

Special Congratulatory list:
Random word: Dialect

Moar randomness needed!

10 // 40208 // 0180 // 25.7 // 01.2- // Sentio

Amazingly good, mainly because I took Wednesday off through sheer exhaustion. I'm happy to stay around this pace at the moment, especially with the holidays coming up (which will mean less NG time, not more- I'll probably spend a chunk of it at my girlfriends which means no internet). Nobody anywhere near in front, nobody moving fast behind... I guess I'm safe in 10th place for the time being :)

Sorry, won't be posting much for the next month or so- work, then drunkeness, then exams in January. But I'll be reading and watching (as always)...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 20:21:18


I don't care that Heaven is ahead of me; it's my motherfucking birthday!

Who brought the cake and where are my presents!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 22:06:57


Um wow, wasn't expecting an update to happen. I was going to make one on Tuesday and then have it done consecutively done week by week with Shanus helping but I guess this changes that a little. I probably still will post one on Tuesday with last Saturdays stats just to keep it simpler for me.

Aldlv if you would like to continue making the update I am sure Shanus and me can work out some agreement and we can have three people doing it one per week.

Sorry for sounding like a dick, you did a good job I just wasn't expecting an update.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 23:18:53


At 12/7/07 04:56 PM, bifgis wrote: Yay! I'm on the list now!

yeah... officially welcome Colonel bifgis

At 12/7/07 10:06 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Aldlv if you would like to continue making the update I am sure Shanus and me can work out some agreement and we can have three people doing it one per week.

No... I was just helping... is your work on the barracks guys
I will find mine sooner or later

Sorry for sounding like a dick, you did a good job I just wasn't expecting an update.

you don't sound like that...
I'm the one doing your job here... XD
You can continue Major Sterockicy

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-08 01:18:59


At 12/7/07 08:21 PM, TheThing wrote: I don't care that Heaven is ahead of me; it's my motherfucking birthday!

o rly?


Who brought the cake and where are my presents!

EagleRock did.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-08 02:10:17


Hey all, just thought I would make a quick post to direct you to MY PROFILE so you can check out my latest game creation. I am still working hard on my huge HUGE game "life" and I just finished creating the intro. This doesn't mean it will be released soon, it just means I wanted to do a spazzy little intro to show off. Check it out and I look forward to your thoughts!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-08 11:43:10


At 12/7/07 03:35 PM, aldlv wrote:
Barracks roster - December 07, 2007

It's been awhile, lets see how thing shave changed.

Top 5 Gainers:
aldlv - 506
azteca89 - 429
Basspro55 - 426
Mendou - 311
BlueHippo - 283

Congrats to everyone here, I almost made it. almost

Special Congratulatory list:
Top 3 biggest average rises: Mendou 28.6+, aldlv 27.4+, Major-punk 24.5+!

Just started b/ping again last week, hopefully it will continue to rise.

01 // 61268 // 0429 // 61.3 // 03.8- // azteca89

A new top b/per since I've been here.

06 // 52397 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // ADT
07 // 51345 // 0000 // 00.0 // 06.0- // pepeatumi

Alright looks like I'll be moving up in a couple months. ADT is assumed to be retired and pepeatumi is all over the place so who know's when hes coming back.

08 // 50518 // 0205 // 29.3 // 24.5+ // Major-punk

I'm gonna aim for 40/day for the next week.

Link to previous Update

That's pretty handy actually. Thanks again for the update.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-08 15:14:17


At 12/7/07 06:53 PM, Sentio wrote:
Random word: Dialect
Moar randomness needed!

lol... I know... Sir Sup. Commander

but... English is not my native language
so... I can't find anything interesting to put there...

At 12/8/07 02:10 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hey all, just thought I would make a quick post to direct you to MY PROFILE so you can check out my latest game creation. I am still working hard on my huge HUGE game "life" and I just finished creating the intro.

good to know...

This doesn't mean it will be released soon, it just means I wanted to do a spazzy little intro to show off. Check it out and I look forward to your thoughts!

we will be waiting...

BTW...

I got the 8000 B/P today... so...

Sergeant First Class aldlv reporting
*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-08 15:36:15


Most of the burst came in at late afternoon since the portal up to 4 tends to be slow for some reason, it's been that way for a while.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 16:36:58


At 12/8/07 03:36 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Most of the burst came in at late afternoon since the portal up to 4 tends to be slow for some reason, it's been that way for a while.

Yeah, and I also noticed that more blam points have been floating around. About 80% of the votes I cast today were 1's and 0's, which is very suprising for me. I guess I'm living up to my aura for once hehehe...

So far, today has been hell in a hand basket. The truck broke down today and I have no way to get to school tomorrow, the dogs mauled me, and every one is in a pissy mood. Wish me luck not killing some people.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 17:16:53


At 12/7/07 03:35 PM, aldlv wrote: 08 // 50518 // 0205 // 29.3 // 24.5+ // Major-punk

I've been waiting to pass you up for quite sometime now. Since I'm in my "Newground Groove" I'll try to rack up some points. I've been quite lazy and the portal is noting but shit now a days. I'm rarely getting anything. :(

09 // 48497 // 0249 // 35.6 // 11.2+ // Seamonky

Eh, I can do better than this. :/

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Thanks for the great update aldlv! :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 17:55:00


They call me Corporal Thing now

I hated being called Private Thing.

Actually, I thought it was pretty funny, but it just got abused so much.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 18:44:51


At 12/9/07 05:55 PM, TheThing wrote: They call me Corporal Thing now

I hated being called Private Thing.

Actually, I thought it was pretty funny, but it just got abused so much.

So you reached Corporal rank !

Anyway, isn't it cool that I just turned level 24 ??? :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 18:52:52


At 12/9/07 05:55 PM, TheThing wrote: They call me Corporal Thing now

I hated being called Private Thing.

Actually, I thought it was pretty funny, but it just got abused so much.

Private Thing, I've never though about it! It would have been worse if it was Public Thing!
Congratulations, Corporal Thing. I wonder when you'll become General Thing.

Sorry, but sometimes I abuse some stuff, like your name.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 19:55:35


At 12/9/07 06:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 12/9/07 05:55 PM, TheThing wrote:
Anyway, isn't it cool that I just turned level 24 ??? :P

Not really, since, if I deposit every day, I'll be level 25 in 24 days.

At 12/9/07 06:52 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
At 12/9/07 05:55 PM, TheThing wrote: They call me Corporal Thing now

I hated being called Private Thing.

Actually, I thought it was pretty funny, but it just got abused so much.
Private Thing, I've never though about it! It would have been worse if it was Public Thing!
Congratulations, Corporal Thing. I wonder when you'll become General Thing.
Sorry, but sometimes I abuse some stuff, like your name.

Meh, I set myself up for stuff like that. It's how I roll.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 21:30:32


I'm curious guys, is there any amount of time after which a user will be removed from the roster due to inactivity?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 21:37:03


The portal's today has been pretty productive, got over 80 b/p points so far.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 21:52:32


At 12/9/07 09:30 PM, bifgis wrote: I'm curious guys, is there any amount of time after which a user will be removed from the roster due to inactivity?

Yes, I did do a bit of a cleanout a couple of months ago once the roster got over 50 members on it. I think it is about time I went through again and removed some inactive users. The list is getting fairly big. Any suggestions as to who should go?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 22:24:38


At 12/9/07 09:52 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Any suggestions as to who should go?

Ursiruss
TheBlueNeck
Dante-Son-Of-Sparda
soulknight96
DaRk
SilentSoldier
ElementalSoldier
Snerd
HeavenDuff
KungFuCow
philonous
DarkSoldier
Cool-Points
Azentiger
Odyssic
craigalan
arianna1
MetalDart
LittleWashu
MadCow
Hemlok
life
ArtDanVal
pepeatumi
ADT

These are all users with B/P averages below 1.0. I left Eagle and Slash off this list for obvious reasons. Feel free to exclude any you feel have served the EGB well enough in recent months, and have been somewhat active.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 22:42:11


At 12/9/07 09:52 PM, Sterockicy wrote:

:Any suggestions as to who should go?

Anyone without B/P points or posts in this thread within the last month?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 22:43:31


At 12/9/07 04:36 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Yeah, and I also noticed that more blam points have been floating around. About 80% of the votes I cast today were 1's and 0's, which is very suprising for me. I guess I'm living up to my aura for once hehehe...

Yeah, I got about 3-4 times my normal blam points today.

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That's sure a lot of people.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 22:50:10


At 12/9/07 10:24 PM, TheThing wrote:
These are all users with B/P averages below 1.0. I left Eagle and Slash off this list for obvious reasons. Feel free to exclude any you feel have served the EGB well enough in recent months, and have been somewhat active.

I will go through those users later and sort out who deserves to stay/go. Thanks for the list mate!

At 12/9/07 10:42 PM, bifgis wrote:
Anyone without B/P points or posts in this thread within the last month?

I think TheThing's list is pretty good. I will go through the users on that list and see who has been inactive for over a month or so and check to see weather there is a reason(holidays etc.)

At 12/9/07 10:43 PM, bifgis wrote:
At 12/9/07 04:36 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
Yeah, and I also noticed that more blam points have been floating around. About 80% of the votes I cast today were 1's and 0's, which is very suprising for me. I guess I'm living up to my aura for once hehehe...
Yeah, I got about 3-4 times my normal blam points today.

Same here. It seems like blams are easier to come by over the last few days. I am trying to get to 5000 blams and 12000 saves and both are staying pretty even. I probably won't get there but I sure got close!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 22:54:12


I still remember when blams were easier to come by, remember few tears ago when over 600 flash were blammed due to the fact that many users went to search for crappy entries that were left in oblivion in the bottom of the portal? It was amazing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-09 22:56:53


At 12/9/07 10:54 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I still remember when blams were easier to come by, remember few tears ago when over 600 flash were blammed due to the fact that many users went to search for crappy entries that were left in oblivion in the bottom of the portal? It was amazing.

I don't remember that because I wasn't on NG back then. I'm only an 06' user and saves have pretty much always been easier to get than blams. Although I do remember when I first started to b/p, I have 1k blams and like 500 saves. Then i decided to even them up. Even since they got even, I never had more blams than saves. :(

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