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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 03:32:51


At 12/2/07 07:57 PM, bifgis wrote: Request permission to join?

Current B/P pts: aprox. 18 750

I'll just say, welcome aboard.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 08:11:20


At 12/2/07 02:43 PM, Solidone wrote: Ahhh. Thats a pretty good idea. I had noticed little things like users who usually work together on a series, their flash was only being submitted by one person. The example i'm thinking of wasn't the kind of spammy stuff the rule was implemented for but it explains a few things for me.

Anything that has the word 'collab' in the title and only one author, I become immediately suspicious of. If they can list in the authors comments who worked on the collab, why don't they co-author. 9 times out of 10, I'm right that it's a pile of wank.

At 12/2/07 08:08 PM, TheThing wrote: Although Clock Day '07 might have influenced that change, it was months after Clock Day happened. I'm pretty sure that it came from the massive amounts of spam streaming through the portal, and users PMing Tom and Wade to do something about it.

Yeah, I was one of those PMers. See also my old news topic "Blam Points WTF?!"

At 12/2/07 11:19 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: While Coops is busy sneaking up on Slash

Don't tell everyone about it, I'll lose the element of surprise :P

how is everyone around here?

Good thanks - been enjoying a little more freedom, as my girlfriend has been spending time in work, I've been playing World of Warcraft to death :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 10:15:33


At 12/3/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 12/2/07 07:57 PM, bifgis wrote: Request permission to join?

Current B/P pts: aprox. 18 750

Colonel bigfis
*salute*

It's really up to SlashFirestorm to accept new members but I can pretty much give you the heads up that your in. Welcome aboard! If you have any questions feel free to PM me or Slash.

Yes... up to Slash... lol...

At 12/3/07 03:32 AM, Phantom wrote: I'll just say, welcome aboard.

Ohh...
Slash wasn't...
Phantom can do it too... XD

so...
I'm back...

I really miss you guys... ;'(

Let me see... there are some thing I have to say...

ok...

Sterockicy... thanx for the Roster and everything... It was nice to work with you Major...
Sir-Nuts... thanx... you was really helpful... I really appreciate it
Coop83...

At 12/2/07 05:14 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hang on... why aren't I on the repeat offenders list? I've been on top gainers before...

I didn't realize that... I'm sorry Sir... my bad
I though that there only were the members who continue from the last update...

Slash...
in the page 827 of the EGB...
Whitcomb asked to join... but no-one never answered... (I'm not accusing you Sir...)
it is on the last 3 post
but I would like to know what should we do in this situation...
he never ask to join again... but he could be a good soldier... he's a Sergeant...

I think that's everything...
ohh yes... I'm not sure if you guys realize
but I change my page header... tell me if you like it... =D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 12:37:59


Watch the new Miss Dynamite, the facial cumshot joke killed me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 13:10:28


At 12/3/07 12:37 PM, Phantom wrote: Watch the new Miss Dynamite, the facial cumshot joke killed me.

Watched it. Facial cumshot joke was good.

At 12/3/07 08:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 12/2/07 11:19 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: While Coops is busy sneaking up on Slash
Don't tell everyone about it, I'll lose the element of surprise :P

Well normally posting about it in here would ruin your element of surprise but i haven't seen Slash in a while. anyone know whats up with him?

At 12/2/07 07:57 PM, bifgis wrote: Request permission to join?

Current B/P pts: aprox. 18 750

Only 17,000 B/P late lol. Welcome to the barracks!

As for me, 83 B/P yesterday, i think thats my best ever, or close if its not my best ever. If i had of stayed up later last night i could have hit 100, i really want to get 100 points in a day sometime soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 16:49:19


Quick guys, blow your whistle on this file swapped submission before it passes.

Hurry!


Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 00:25:22


At 12/3/07 01:10 PM, Solidone wrote: Watched it. Facial cumshot joke was good.

It was awesome. Come on! Tang sprays "Milk" all over Nani as soon as she asks? That's brilliant...

Anyhow, Christmas layout already?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 00:58:07


At 12/4/07 12:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
Anyhow, Christmas layout already?

I know right, it's more of a winter layout though. I would have liked to see some flashing Chrismas lights as part of the design but meh, the sculptures look pretty cool.

In other news has anyone looked at the chat section on NG. I looked at that bit for the first time today, I have to say, I can't wait for it to come out. It looks sweet!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 01:05:59


At 12/4/07 12:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
Anyhow, Christmas layout already?

Well, I like the blue color for all the buttons at the top of the screen, I have to say that "HeavenDuff" looks pretty nice in blue.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 01:43:43


At 12/4/07 01:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Well, I like the blue color for all the buttons at the top of the screen

I agree with that... look fantastic... great job by JohnnyUtah
I think the ice statues looks better than the buttons...

and... well... maybe a Xmas tree near the Tank would be a good idea... but it's ok like that


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 02:48:33


At 12/4/07 01:43 AM, aldlv wrote:
At 12/4/07 01:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Well, I like the blue color for all the buttons at the top of the screen
I agree with that... look fantastic... great job by JohnnyUtah
I think the ice statues looks better than the buttons...

lol, I know, I didn't forget about it, they are really nice !!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 05:22:14


At 12/4/07 01:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 12/4/07 12:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
Anyhow, Christmas layout already?
Well, I like the blue color for all the buttons at the top of the screen, I have to say that "HeavenDuff" looks pretty nice in blue.

Man when did I last post here? I feel like I am more of a ghost member than a real member (make that into a penis joke if you want). I do have my reasons but I wont bore you with them.

I like this new blue lay out, it's a nice calming coulor and the other choices (red/green) wouldn't look as nice, and the tree is probably an inevitability in the NG header. It does feel a bit early for the change as Phantom says but crimbo will be here and gone before we know it. Im so chuffed that I am 19 and I will still be getting a stocking from "Santa" and I have an advent calender.

Also a new first for me was I got to vote in the monthly vote thing! I am one of the top 2000 active users and I didn't even know untill today. Strangly satisfying that bit of knowledge. Ah well, back to the portal.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 12:53:02


At 12/2/07 01:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - November 30, 2007

Finally someone posted it here!

As far as I know the update will be taking place every Tuesday from now on, since it is the holidays for Shanus as well we can do the alternating thing again. Hurray!

Woohoo! Weekly updates!

Special Congratulatory list:

New to the list: soulknight96!

Welcome abroad!

Returning to the list: None!

How can someone return to our list?

Top 3 biggest average rises: PenguinLink +26.6, +Hemlok 17.7, Sir-Nuts +11.7!

I b/p a lot this week and I've reached my goal, I became a Corporal. It might raise even more, sice this week I'm going on vacations!

Random word: Banned

I wonder why...

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
45 // 04052 // 0557 // 26.5 // 11.7+ // Sir-Nuts

More than half of the necessary to become a Corporal, I b/p more than necessary. That's great.

On other news, I'm 5 ranks on reaching the top 1000 b/p. I never knew I'd go that far in my b/p streak!

*salute*

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 14:30:19


At 12/4/07 05:22 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: Man when did I last post here? I feel like I am more of a ghost member than a real member (make that into a penis joke if you want). I do have my reasons but I wont bore you with them.

uh... sorry but... who are you?
jk sir... XD
you may be a ghost but we continue thinking on you

29 // 11258 // 0247 // 11.8 // 4.8+ // ever-vigilant
Also a new first for me was I got to vote in the monthly vote thing! I am one of the top 2000 active users and I didn't even know untill today. Strangly satisfying that bit of knowledge. Ah well, back to the portal.

wow... congrats... I would love to be part of that...

At 12/4/07 12:53 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
Random word: Banned
I wonder why...

I knew you will like it... XD

On other news, I'm 5 ranks on reaching the top 1000 b/p. I never knew I'd go that far in my b/p streak!

nice work... I'm 1 rank on reaching the top 500

nothing interesting is happening today... the portal is kind of slow
well... just reporting in...
M. Sergeant aldlv
*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 14:35:23


At 12/3/07 01:10 PM, Solidone wrote:
At 12/3/07 08:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 12/2/07 11:19 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: While Coops is busy sneaking up on Slash
Don't tell everyone about it, I'll lose the element of surprise :P
Well normally posting about it in here would ruin your element of surprise but i haven't seen Slash in a while. anyone know whats up with him?

Maybe that's not Slash that I'm sneaking up on... Maybe he's behind me with an even bigger cricket bat, waiting for me to strike...

As for me, 83 B/P yesterday

Always a good number :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 00:31:18


Slash is around, but his computer has finally gone to the clearing at the end of the path.

So, other than depositing, I probably won't be on til I get a new machine. I'm sure the older members can take care of new members and such.

Stay tough, y'all...

...and by the way, one of the biggest reasons I stopped B/P'ing was my computer's overheating issues. If I got a new machine...

...a faster machine...

...then heaven help you all.

BWAHAHAHA

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 03:08:12


At 12/5/07 12:31 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Slash is around, but his computer has finally gone to the clearing at the end of the path.

That sucks ass, I'm think we should open a fund, for all members to donate you some money via paypal or something, I would, but Israel doesn't support paypal, but I think if every active member send you 20-50$ you would be on your way much quicker.

If you wish to start a fund for the SlashFirestorm PC program, say Aye.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 06:34:58


At 12/5/07 03:08 AM, Phantom wrote: If you wish to start a fund for the SlashFirestorm PC program, say Aye.

I'd like to state that I'd like to join this campaign after I have passed him for B/P, so a belated Aye :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 08:19:28


At 12/5/07 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'd like to state that I'd like to join this campaign after I have passed him for B/P, so a belated Aye :P

That makes one more member, great.

Also, the light aura looks nice on you, nice of you to finally choose a side.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 08:33:54


At 12/5/07 08:19 AM, Phantom wrote: That makes one more member, great.

No problem

Also, the light aura looks nice on you, nice of you to finally choose a side.

Only the second time I've deviated from my Neutral Roots. I changed temporarily once my Saves passed my Blams. This is Festive Coop :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 19:30:59


From now on you guys can call me Elite Guard Corporal HeavenDuff

Yeah!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 23:45:57


At 12/5/07 07:30 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: From now on you guys can call me Elite Guard Corporal HeavenDuff
Yeah!

-Dear user...HeavenDuff, congratulations on your promotion to Corporal.

(The standard note for promotions).

From, Phantom-


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-06 08:55:20


At 12/5/07 11:45 PM, Phantom wrote: (The standard note for promotions).

And why didn't I get one of those when I ascended through the ranks? Was it still in development?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-06 09:17:54


At 12/6/07 08:55 AM, Coop83 wrote: And why didn't I get one of those when I ascended through the ranks? Was it still in development?

It's a recent innovation meant to capture the inspiration of ages of meditation using things like vegetation and and other 'tion'...would you like a demonstration?

:P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-06 09:21:18


At 12/6/07 09:17 AM, Phantom wrote: It's a recent innovation meant to capture the inspiration of ages of meditation using things like vegetation and and other 'tion'...would you like a demonstration?

A demonstration of your motivation innovation?

I would gladly bear witness to your extrapolation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-06 16:23:36


At 12/6/07 09:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 12/6/07 09:17 AM, Phantom wrote: It's a recent innovation meant to capture the inspiration of ages of meditation using things like vegetation and and other 'tion'...would you like a demonstration?
A demonstration of your motivation innovation?

I would gladly bear witness to your extrapolation.

Could I have an explanation about all those demonstration or random action?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-06 16:34:31


Was this stolen ???

blobbler

The author's comment is just random and the picture of the game isn't linked to the game...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-06 16:42:33


what up to all you fuckers, i'd just like to say that i protected one movie today.

i'm the fucking champ.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 12:28:26


At 12/6/07 04:42 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: what up to all you fuckers, i'd just like to say that i protected one movie today.

i'm the fucking champ.

*claps thrice*
How nice, good for you.

But I'm not here to say it, I'm here to say that I'm 1 rank away from entering the top 1000 b/p! Great!
Also, no more school for me this year, today was the last day.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-07 15:01:58


At 12/6/07 04:42 PM, cheesebizkit wrote: what up to all you fuckers, i'd just like to say that i protected one movie today.

i'm the fucking champ.

?????

At 12/7/07 12:28 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: But I'm not here to say it, I'm here to say that I'm 1 rank away from entering the top 1000 b/p! Great!
Also, no more school for me this year, today was the last day.

good to hear that... and... is cool that school finish already...
what are your plans for vacations?

ohh... btw... I'll post the roster update today... just give me a second


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