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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-31 22:13:48


IMPORTANT...!!!!!
I have something to tell you...

I'm going to be out on Ng for the next couple of weeks...
why?
because my computer crashed...
When?... today...
When I tried to turn it on at the Afternoon, it didn't work...
so I won't be able to use interent for some time until it get fixed...

you may ask... but.. you are posting right know... yes... I am...
It's my father's computer and he use it for work... I ask him if you allow me to use it... because I know that was important to tell you... I ask him a lot of times... because he is always bussy using it...
so... it was very hard to get...
and I don't think I'll get it again... :'(
so...
staff sergeant aldlv... reporting for inactivity...

sorry guys...

I'll see you in some weeks...
*salutes*


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-10-31 23:16:11


At 10/31/07 10:13 PM, aldlv wrote: IMPORTANT...!!!!!
I have something to tell you...

My ears are wide open.

I'm going to be out on Ng for the next couple of weeks...
why?
because my computer crashed...

That is a stinker. How old is your computer?

When?... today...
When I tried to turn it on at the Afternoon, it didn't work...
so I won't be able to use interent for some time until it get fixed...

The Internet is an addiction for me. I have to be on it unless I'm doing something else productive.

you may ask... but.. you are posting right know... yes... I am...
It's my father's computer and he use it for work... I ask him if you allow me to use it... because I know that was important to tell you... I ask him a lot of times... because he is always bussy using it...

Wake up late and sneak on to use it. The Internet is calling your name Staff Sergeant; you'd be best to heed its call.

so... it was very hard to get...
and I don't think I'll get it again... :'(
so...
staff sergeant aldlv... reporting for inactivity...

sorry guys...

I'll see you in some weeks...
*salutes*

*Salutes*

Sorry I have been gone for the past few weeks my fellow Barracks members, but I have been engrossed in the wonderful world of Counter-Strike: Source. If anyone plays and wishes to add me on their friends list I believe my gamer tag is PossiblePancakes. Also, I am laughing really hard about how the 10 year old started one of the most destructive wildfires in American history.

*Salutes*


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-01 10:14:37


Seeing as nearly every one hear needs to obey me, you will do me a favor, you will go here and you will vote on everything, and fairly so. Everyone must do it. Now do it >:(


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-01 13:53:40


At 11/1/07 10:14 AM, Phantom wrote: Seeing as nearly every one hear needs to obey me, you will do me a favor, you will go here and you will vote on everything, and fairly so. Everyone must do it. Now do it >:(

I tried to vote them but I couldn't, because there was a stupid Lotto advertisement that simply occupied the entire screen.

Anyway, today I've reached my 1000 blam point!
But looking at my protection points, I've realised that I protect way too much. This was in the past and because of Clock Day 2007. I voted things unfairly and they passed.
Fortunately I joined the Barracks and now I vote fairly.

Oh, and aldlv, goodbye. I hope you come back here as soon as you fix your computer.

*salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-01 19:54:31


At 11/1/07 10:14 AM, Phantom wrote: Seeing as nearly every one hear needs to obey me, you will do me a favor, you will go here and you will vote on everything, and fairly so. Everyone must do it. Now do it >:(

Sorry I'm busy watching hockey :P

And I also don't take orders from psychotic people, even supreme conmmanders :P
just kidding ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-01 21:17:12


At 11/1/07 10:14 AM, Phantom wrote: Seeing as nearly every one hear needs to obey me, you will do me a favor, you will go here and you will vote on everything, and fairly so. Everyone must do it. Now do it >:(

I'll do it later. I got a lab report to write up due tomorrow, and miscellaneous other things, which I don't have the time to name for you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-01 23:35:24


I'm starting to regain a little more B/Ps
I'm catching up on you TheThing :P

So goodnight barracks, I am happy to serve my portal as always !!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-02 14:06:45


Well seeing as how I know a lot of people from the NGDD that are also here, I figured I'd join in on this group also, what are the requirements for me to join up?


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-02 14:40:03


At 11/2/07 02:06 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Well seeing as how I know a lot of people from the NGDD that are also here, I figured I'd join in on this group also, what are the requirements for me to join up?

2,500 B/P points, which you have, therefore you may join. Welcome?


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-02 16:01:23


Haha thanks Phantom. I was going through the pages but I couldnt find what my duties of this group would be. I read the first page but it wasn't much of a help, if you, or anyone, could fill me in that'd be great. Thanks.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-02 17:38:27


Gone camping. Be back Sunday

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-02 19:09:35


At 11/2/07 04:01 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Haha thanks Phantom. I was going through the pages but I couldnt find what my duties of this group would be. I read the first page but it wasn't much of a help, if you, or anyone, could fill me in that'd be great. Thanks.

First up, let me just say that's the best alias I've ever seen.

Your duties aren't that extensive, mainly voting on submissions fairly regardless of who submitted it. As the Barracks developed we've also become rather whistle-oriented, so marking abusive reviews, stolen/malicious/unsuitable flashes, and contacting Wade when something slips by is also expected.

You may wish to sign up at the Barracks Forums (WHICH EVERYONE SHOULD POST MORE AT, BY THE WAY), as it's the home of such things as the Whistle Improvement Project, secure information, and other such fun.

---Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-02 19:43:51


Thanks Slash haha, I had too much time on my hands when I came up with it lol. But yea, I'm terrible with the whole flagging abusive reviews thing unfortunately. But I'm fairly involved with whatever I do in clubs when I join them, so I'll start on the flagging if I get the chance, I just don't know where to start, I flagged like...3 today, which means I'm on my way lol. But I'm on my way to sign up for your boards now, thanks again for accepting me into the EGB!


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-03 16:23:04


At 11/2/07 04:26 PM, mighty-bearrr wrote: how in the fuck is this gay club still around i mean geez you'd think a person would only need a few minutes to figure out how pointless internet stats are

lol this isnt all about the stats you know...

this is about protecting the portal from spam !!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 09:17:52


At 11/3/07 04:23 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 11/2/07 04:26 PM, mighty-bearrr wrote: how in the fuck is this gay club still around i mean geez you'd think a person would only need a few minutes to figure out how pointless internet stats are
lol this isnt all about the stats you know...

this is about protecting the portal from spam !!!

Some people just dont understand what a fine job we do as an organisation. But shouldnt we just ignore posts of this nature inthe first place and wait for a mod to delete them?
I have leveled up recently and made a discovery. It has lost its sense of wonder and achievment now that they are easier to achieve. But I am enjoying the potential BioShock references I can now use.

On a lighter note I collapsed at work today :D. My fateher (a paramedic so he should know what he is on about) said it was probably due to low blood pressureand my mother is freaking out, but it's probably not a big deal.
Trying to be vigilant in the portal as always.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 13:38:17


At 10/31/07 11:16 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: My ears are wide open.

haha...

That is a stinker. How old is your computer?

3.5 years

The Internet is an addiction for me. I have to be on it unless I'm doing something else productive.

Is an addiction for me too... XD

Wake up late and sneak on to use it. The Internet is calling your name Staff Sergeant; you'd be best to heed its call.

Well It's ALREADY FIXED...
but... my video card died... I got a new one... but.. it's smaller...
Some programs have problems... :'(
but at least.. Flash continue working =D

BTW...
Phantom the stories are really awesome...
I have a few friends that like to write.... but them doesn't write so much... they work are like two or 3 pages... you have like 15 for each story... that's amazing...

Congrats Sir-nuts for the 1000 B points
& welcome AnalPenguinFarming

*salutes*


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 13:48:56


At 11/2/07 04:26 PM, mighty-bearrr wrote: how in the fuck is this gay club still around i mean geez you'd think a person would only need a few minutes to figure out how pointless internet stats are

Oh sweet Halloween present from God, an idiot to flame...*deep breath*

Look Teddy bear wanna be, this club has long moved on from internet stats and has moved on to actually caring about justice, honesty and the right of speech. Something your little, doggy brain can't work its way around, sure at first the thread was mostly about stats, but in the 800 pages you missed and 2 years, we grew, unlike you who will remain a man-boy until you actually see a pair of breasts in real life, faint, hit your head on a rock, and die.

Have a nice day.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 14:57:34


At 11/3/07 04:23 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: lol this isnt all about the stats you know...

this is about protecting the portal from spam !!!

Yeah! And you need to protect the portal from teh crap I just uploaded right HERE!!!

BLAM IT!!!

Oh, wait... No! Go vote fair!!! No zeroes!!! =(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 15:46:50


At 11/4/07 02:57 PM, RSQViper wrote: Oh, wait... No! Go vote fair!!! No zeroes!!! =(

It passed, congratu-fucking-lations.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 16:31:39


Have any of you guys heard of Armor Sleep Sleep? I love them. And not only are they from New Jersey, but they are pretty good. They're new video is right there. Personally, I like their older songs, but I'll wait to pass judgment on their new CD when I get it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 16:45:39


At 11/4/07 01:48 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/2/07 04:26 PM, mighty-bearrr wrote: how in the fuck is this gay club still around i mean geez you'd think a person would only need a few minutes to figure out how pointless internet stats are
Oh sweet Halloween present from God, an idiot to flame...*deep breath*

That rant was somewhat subdued. I think the meds must be setting in nicely :P


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

News

#StoryShift Author

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 17:01:33


At 11/4/07 04:45 PM, Coop83 wrote:
At 11/4/07 01:48 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 11/2/07 04:26 PM, mighty-bearrr wrote: how in the fuck is this gay club still around i mean geez you'd think a person would only need a few minutes to figure out how pointless internet stats are
Oh sweet Halloween present from God, an idiot to flame...*deep breath*
That rant was somewhat subdued. I think the meds must be setting in nicely :P

The meds? Well, they were probably sleeping or something.
There'll always someone against us, I think

Jealous? Maybye...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 17:57:40


I was looking on NgLog a few thing and I found this...
Is the TOP 200 USERS LIST BASED ON B/P POINTS PER DAY I just going to show you the top 30... you can see the rest there...
so...

I'm number 8... XD
sorry Phantom... you're number 9...
No... just kidding... =P
honestly... this is what I wanted to show you...

X-Naut, craigalan & azteca89... 60+ per day (awesome job guys...)
Seamonky & aldlv 50+
Phantom, BlueHippo 40+
K-Fox, Sentio, PenguinLink, Shanus & Sterockicy 30+

I found a lot of the EGB member on that list...
well... obviously... haha

others member I noticed...
Coop83 # 40
Mendou # 49
ever-vigilant # 51
Casualty # 63
RSQViper # 109
Sir-Nuts # 113
Andrea364 # 126
TheThing # 152

The Elite Guard Barracks


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 19:09:27


At 11/4/07 05:57 PM, aldlv wrote: I was looking on NgLog a few thing and I found this...
Is the TOP 200 USERS LIST BASED ON B/P POINTS PER DAY I just going to show you the top 30... you can see the rest there...
so...

Ah, all just a bunch of stat whores at heart (even if we go about collecting them in the fair and correct manner). I was only looking at that list earlier today on one of my brief forays onto NG Log. I only really log my stats there once a week or so, it makes me feel better to see over 100 B/P points gained between each log.

My pace would be much higher, but for my dreadful inconsistency. 10 months getting 80-90 points per day, now 4 or 5 months getting less than 20 :(.

Also, hi everyone, still reading the thread and deleting spam on the other forums (when will they stop?), but rarely have time to post. See my profile for more info on that.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 19:23:07


At 11/4/07 05:57 PM, aldlv wrote: I was looking on NgLog a few thing and I found this...

I wouldn't take much stock in it. It only goes by whenever the last person logged their stats, and by those who go to the site. Look at azteca89, who hasn't logged stats in over a week. his points may be over or under his current average, since he's probably gained a bunch of points since that day.

But it's good to get an idea of where you rank in the land of the stat whores.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 20:47:33


At 11/4/07 07:23 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 11/4/07 05:57 PM, aldlv wrote: I was looking on NgLog a few thing and I found this...
I wouldn't take much stock in it. It only goes by whenever the last person logged their stats, and by those who go to the site. Look at azteca89, who hasn't logged stats in over a week. his points may be over or under his current average, since he's probably gained a bunch of points since that day.

Only true stat whores would log their stats there so pretty much everyone with a high average has probably logged on that site. Plus azteca89 for example has so many points that I doubt his average would change by much at all over a few weeks. The difference would be significantly small even if he went on a week holiday and didn't gather any points at all.

P.S. OH YEAH NUMBER 30!

*Salutes*


Do you have 2,500+ b/p points? Are you looking for an intelligent club where you can discuss NG related and unrelated topics? Join the Elite Guard Barracks!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 20:52:25


At 11/4/07 07:23 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 11/4/07 05:57 PM, aldlv wrote: I was looking on NgLog a few thing and I found this...
I wouldn't take much stock in it. It only goes by whenever the last person logged their stats, and by those who go to the site. Look at azteca89, who hasn't logged stats in over a week. his points may be over or under his current average, since he's probably gained a bunch of points since that day.

But it's good to get an idea of where you rank in the land of the stat whores.

well... azteca89 is doing.... like 60-80 a day..
he will get more...
but... If he doesn't log.. that's not my problem.. haha

BTW... I was going to make the list of the top 20...
haha


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-04 22:23:51


At 11/4/07 08:52 PM, aldlv wrote: well... azteca89 is doing.... like 60-80 a day..
he will get more...
but... If he doesn't log.. that's not my problem.. haha

BTW... I was going to make the list of the top 20...
haha

but I saw you there... K-Fox on the 22... so I decided to make it the top 25... then... I saw you on the 30
I make it on the 30 then... I look for others and I saw coop83 on the the 40... but... 49 was too much... XD


~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-05 02:40:15


At 11/4/07 05:57 PM, aldlv wrote: I'm number 8... XD
sorry Phantom... you're number 9...

Well in my defense that's my average over 3 years, 2 of which active, your's is about 3 months :P


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-11-05 09:27:13


At 11/5/07 02:40 AM, Phantom wrote: Well in my defense that's my average over 3 years, 2 of which active, your's is about 3 months :P

haha... XD
well, obviously... that helps...
I'm number 7 now...
in a few months I won't have such a good B/P per day...
so...

let me enjoy it right now... XD

*salute*

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~Member of the EGB since 10/04/07 ~Member of the NGDD since 10/28/07

~thanx a million times for the sig CagedSilhouette

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