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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 16:21:55


DEFCON Update:

There isn't much activity on the Portal, as it is painfully slow. We will remain at DEFCON 4 until the Portal gets its act together.

I am pleased to mention, fellow soldiers, that my superiors have seem me fit enough for yet another promotion, so I am no longer a warrant officer! I am now fully-commissioned Second Lieutenant EagleRock! It's about time I got there too...now I can say that the Barracks' Chief Barracks Officer is a Commissioned Officer!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 16:24:19


Congratulations, sir! Second Lieutenant...ah, much easier to spell than Praporsh...prapor...that first golden rank. ^_^ Good job, sir! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 17:42:29


At 1/19/06 11:02 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:
I remember last year around this day, the portal was extremely crap. Just January seems a very crap month for the portal overall. I have not B/P'ed very well this month.

I never even thought about how seasons may effect how many submissions are uploaded.
Makes sense though, I guess the summer is the most active and winter is the least... but I really dont have the experience to know for sure but thats my best guess.

Speaking of that... there used to be a page that showed how many submissions were uploaded per month per yaer etc.
It hasnt been updated in nearly a year, and its not this page . Like it had bar graphs and such.

Can anyone find it?

At 1/19/06 01:30 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:
Hmm, the co author of that flash is GeorgeTopouria. I sensed something suspicious with that flash.

He submitted the Saving Wade games just a few days ago. Should I be suspicious of those?

At 1/19/06 04:21 PM, EagleRock wrote:
DEFCON Update:

There isn't much activity on the Portal, as it is painfully slow. We will remain at DEFCON 4 until the Portal gets its act together.

This really starting to annoy me, two days in a row.


I am pleased to mention, fellow soldiers, that my superiors have seem me fit enough for yet another promotion, so I am no longer a warrant officer! I am now fully-commissioned Second Lieutenant EagleRock! It's about time I got there too...now I can say that the Barracks' Chief Barracks Officer is a Commissioned Officer!

Congrats Second Lieutenant EagleRock!

Just great 190 points behind me. : /
Its unavoidable, your going to pass me in the next week or so, but I hope to reach 10,000 b/p before you do. That would make Major_punk happy = )

At 1/19/06 04:24 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Second Lieutenant...ah, much easier to spell than Praporsh...prapor...that first golden rank. ^_^

hehe..
I may have to start worrying about you Master Sergeant SlashFirestorm.
btw congrats to you on Top 400. = )

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 17:49:39


At 1/19/06 04:24 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Congratulations, sir! Second Lieutenant...ah, much easier to spell than Praporsh...prapor...that first golden rank. ^_^ Good job, sir! :salute:

Thank you, Master Sergeant!

At 1/19/06 05:42 PM, Major_punk wrote: This really starting to annoy me, two days in a row.
Congrats Second Lieutenant EagleRock!

Thank you, sir!

Just great 190 points behind me. : /
Its unavoidable, your going to pass me in the next week or so, but I hope to reach 10,000 b/p before you do. That would make Major_punk happy = )

At the current Portal sumbission rate, it'll take a month for either of us to reach 10,000.

I may have to start worrying about you Master Sergeant SlashFirestorm.

He's certainly burning a fire under my ass, sir. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 18:05:21


Wow, have I missed a lot lately. All of my free time has been devoted to studying, but however boring it is I have to say it pays off (96% on my English midterm, Hells Yea!). On the downside it has virtually stopped my B/P rate. I've gotten about three points since Monday. Yea, that's right three points since Monday. I just gotta make it past tomorrow and I'm free......... until Wednesday when I start my research paper. :(

ugh...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 18:45:50


I didn't even realize that I was in the top 400 until you mentioned it, Major_punk, sir! Heh...hopefully I'll be in the top 300 list soon enough, as well...
But today has been HORRIBLE for me so far. My current point count is a pitiful 30-something! There's still more than 5 hours left in the NG day, but even if the portal speeds up, today will be a big drop from the last several 125+ days...oh well, at least those days will make up for the loss, and the weekend is FINALLY approaching...I will make sure to wake up earlier tomorrow as well, to maximize my points...
Back to the stagnant portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 20:37:01


At 1/19/06 08:48 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 1/19/06 08:41 AM, nimmer wrote: ah dark beers, we have a lot of those here. my fav foreign dark beer is and stays Guiness. in local beers we have to much of a choice i can't really name one favourite because i would do injustice to the other beers. But what do you consider heavy? the normal alc. % here is +- 5% for simple beers. heavy beers start 'round 8% and can go up to 12 %
Meh, I'm more of a spirits man myself. Give me whiskey and I'm in heaven. Scotch, Irish, bourbon (Southern Comfort for preference), just so long as it's whiskey.

whiskey is great. but expensive. but on occasion i like to drink it as well. on room temp. or with 1 ice cube.
bushmills, famous grouse, GLENFIDDICH mmmmmmmmmm

and great songs have been written about it. let's see if you can place the following lines

oh show me the way to the next whiskey bar

o don't ask why, oh don't ask why,
for if we don't find the next whiskey bar
i tell you we must die

AND

from one of my alltime Bluesfavourites

one Bourbon, one scotch and one beer
At 1/19/06 01:28 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Possible stolen alert: -The Undestructable Wall- is something I saw about two years ago on another forum, where it was somebody's sig picture. It just has sound. I advise quick investigation.

alas from what i read it was already flagged but does anyone remember if it involved one of the ppl in this thread


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 21:46:49


I was reading the authors comments of a UJ sumbission and it said something about a TT day coming up. Does anyone know about this at all?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 22:22:43


Good news soliders some of those abusive reviews are gone now But the bad news is that the abusive reviews in the TOTW have not all been removed yet there are still a ton of whistle points up for grabs in that one soliders!

Not for my end reports

1000 flags abusive reviews
B/P haven't checked it yet :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 22:25:49


At 1/19/06 10:22 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Good news soliders some of those abusive reviews are gone now But the bad news is that the abusive reviews in the TOTW have not all been removed yet there are still a ton of whistle points up for grabs in that one soliders!

Yeah, Thats always a good way to do business. Thats why I dont review stuff I know might make TOTW.

1000 flags abusive reviews

Nice.

Good luck with your B/P stats, Captain!
*Salutes


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 22:27:43


At 1/19/06 10:22 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 1000 flags abusive reviews

Wow =o. Nice work there. Good luck on getting to gold whistle.

Then steal deity from ramagi
B/P haven't checked it yet :(

Im sure it was higher then mine, I wasnt on much of today so I probably missed a lot.

I missed what I was really hoping I was going to get today.

Well lets hope I get it tomorrow, although it might be possible for me to get it today (doubtfully). I dont think I will be on much tomorrow though O=/.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 22:38:16


In order to prevent those fileswaps from passing the judgement, we need to take unite actions. Once a barrack member provides the evidence to show that the Robot Crew did steal, we have whistle the fileswaps as soon as possible. I understand that Eagle wants to contact Wade about pre-whistling fileswaps. I emailed him 10 days ago. But sadly, no reply yet. So I believe that we are just pre-whistle the fileswap once there has been enough evidence. As an active b/p user, I would like to post the stealing alerts if I am sure that a submission is indeed stolen. But of course, other members are also more than welcome to post the alerts. By the way, I did not vote on the poll. The reason was simple: I saw lots of members against the idea of allowing the BB member to join us, so I believed that even if I voted for the opposite, it would not change the outcome. In addition, I also believed that the people who were against him were right after all for the safety of the Barracks. As a result, I did not vote.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 22:43:52


The portal is suddenly active now. I would suggest DEFCON 3. In addition, if you guys check the entry called "Metroid Epic Battle", you will find out that it has more than 8500 views already. For some reason, I feel that someone is hecking the site.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 22:47:14


At 1/19/06 10:27 PM, harryjarry wrote:
At 1/19/06 10:22 PM, LittleWashu wrote: 1000 flags abusive reviews
Wow =o. Nice work there. Good luck on getting to gold whistle.

Thanks Solider but I flag for fun And to read the funny reviews that those idiots leave
If I flagged for the whistle status I would have quit a long time ago the status is just a bonus

Then steal deity from ramagi

If I did that then ramagi would be really pissed at me

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 22:50:40


At 1/19/06 10:43 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: The portal is suddenly active now. I would suggest DEFCON 3. In addition, if you guys check the entry called "Metroid Epic Battle", you will find out that it has more than 8500 views already. For some reason, I feel that someone is hecking the site.

I didnt see that it had that many views =( I guess I missed out. Haha.

And I noticed the portal is beginning to become more active ^_^ maybe I will make it.

And to LittleWashu- Heh there are uite a bit of funny reviews out there and it feels nice to give them a flag haha. Thats good that you enjoy doing it though, I kind of quit awhile back but I still go after reviews from time to time.

I wonder what all would happen if someone was to steal the deity whistle from ramagi.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 22:51:48


I know that the RR fileswap from a couple days ago wasn't their first...if they persist in this, we may want to add those pre-swap flashes to the list in our forums...while they're not as big of a threat as the BB, it's still a fileswap, which enrages me...lol.
LittleWashu, you are going to be the next wielder of the golden whistle, I can feel it, lol. No way of knowing how long it'll take, but with that many review flags a day, you are certainly gaining on _Joe_, lol. Thanks for all the work you do in the Abusive Review thread, and for giving us whistle points of our own, sir! :salute:
Back to the portal! As Captain Dream_of_Duke said, it is becoming quite active! Hopefully I can rack in some more points before the new NG day begins and have at least 80 for the day...good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 23:03:11


At 1/19/06 10:47 PM, LittleWashu wrote: And to read the funny reviews that those idiots leave

i have to admit, most of the abusive reviews are pretty funny. esepecially when the author responds to them. but it's been a while since i have flagged reviews. i might want to pick that back up.

but on another note, my promotin finally came. i've made it to Staff Sergeant. but of course it came later than i expected. i havn't been in that portal that much lately. i get home a little late sometimes. :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 23:14:28


Congratulations on your promotion, Staff Sergeant Grizzley! Use the vote power boost wisely! :salute:
I personally think Master Sergeant sounds cooler though..."Master Sergeant." Say it a few times and you'll want to rank up again even more! ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-19 23:18:41


At 1/19/06 11:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Congratulations on your promotion, Staff Sergeant Grizzley! Use the vote power boost wisely! :salute:
I personally think Master Sergeant sounds cooler though..."Master Sergeant." Say it a few times and you'll want to rank up again even more! ^_^

thank you sir! *salutes* you can be sure that i do. and i think i'll take your advice. :)

Master Sergeant...(x3)

it does have a nice ring to it. say, you wouldn't want to switch ranks for a bit would you? :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-20 00:04:15


Day's end report:
77 points. Not horrible, but a big drop from the last few days. Pfft. Hopefully tomorrow will be much better...

At 1/19/06 11:18 PM, Grizzley wrote: Master Sergeant...(x3)
it does have a nice ring to it. say, you wouldn't want to switch ranks for a bit would you? :P

Heheh...you wish ^_^

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-20 00:07:07


My days end report:

B/P: about 60
Abusive reviews flagged: 250

Hopefully tomorrow (technically today) I'll pass 1600 B/P and get some more flagging in.

Good luck to all!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-20 00:11:34


Congratulations on your promotion, Staff Sergeant Grizzley! I myself am only 40 points away from getting my own promotion. *salutes*
:Days End Report: Today was good. Around 95 to110 in b/p's. My level went up to nine, whistle went to silver and i'm 40 from my next promotion. Enjoy the rest of the night everyone. I'm retireing to the barracks for the night. *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-20 00:21:37


At 1/19/06 10:38 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: In order to prevent those fileswaps from passing the judgement, we need to take unite actions. Once a barrack member provides the evidence to show that the Robot Crew did steal, we have whistle the fileswaps as soon as possible.

You really need to go to the Barracks Forums, Captain. You are rather behind on the fileswapping matter. I've already set up a whole system for dealing with fileswappers, which we cannot talk about here, as it is classified. If you wish to talk about fileswapping, do so in the Barracks Forums under the appropriate section.
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At 1/19/06 10:43 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: The portal is suddenly active now. I would suggest DEFCON 3. In addition, if you guys check the entry called "Metroid Epic Battle", you will find out that it has more than 8500 views already. For some reason, I feel that someone is hecking the site.

I've said many times already that a sudden surge in the portal does NOT warrant a change in the DEFCON. The DEFCON system is a proactive system which takes these changes into account. The only exception is DEFCON 5. If the Portal is at DEFCON 5, it only takes one malicious flash or a sudden surge in Portal entries to change it back to DEFCON 4. Otherwise, the system takes all of these surges into account.

At 1/19/06 11:03 PM, Grizzley wrote:0

but on another note, my promotin finally came. i've made it to Staff Sergeant. but of course it came later than i expected. i havn't been in that portal that much lately. i get home a little late sometimes. :(

Congratulations, Staff Sergeant! Indeed, many people have been promoted lately...

At 1/20/06 12:04 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
77 points. Not horrible, but a big drop from the last few days. Pfft. Hopefully tomorrow will be much better...

I'm surprised, considering I racked up 95 points despite work, class, and going to the bar drinking...

Incididentally, Dr. Pepper is my new favorite shot. :-)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-20 00:22:50


What the hell? Has every one simply overlooked my last post here? Was I kicked out and not notified? Or is my work as a phantom really that good? I will not repeat my question so that you will have to look back a page to find it... Not as much as a single reply... Now usually I could handle that and I don' care but I asked a question so answer god dammit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-20 00:34:08


At 1/19/06 02:47 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I had to leave the portal for 3 hours due to my real duties in the police. I am a volunteer and part of the civil watch so I had to leave one law institution for another… Any one else has anything to do with the real police? Any one?

Sorry for the not replying Ghost! Well, I have some classes in criminology, debating going into the police or military, my Grandfather was the Comissioner of the Ontario Police College, and my Uncle is a Sergeant with Special Squads(anti-drug/SWAT) in Toronto. I might get hired as a security guard at a place where I volunteer, too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-20 00:35:48


Congrats Grizzley on your rank up!

At 1/20/06 12:04 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Day's end report:
77 points. Not horrible, but a big drop from the last few days. Pfft. Hopefully tomorrow will be much better...

Im impressed once again, on the bright everyone who tried to get b/p today didnt gain much either so for you its a step in the right direction. 77 on a day like today is definatley more b/p than almost everyone else.

At 1/20/06 12:07 AM, K-Pingu wrote: My days end report:

B/P: about 60
Abusive reviews flagged: 250

Hopefully tomorrow (technically today) I'll pass 1600 B/P and get some more flagging in.

Again to me anything over 50 is a good day. Im sure those flagged reviews will come in handy if a new whistle system is introduced, youll be one step ahead of everyone who was comfy with silver.

I should start flagging more : /

At 1/20/06 12:11 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote:
Days End Report: Today was good. Around 95 to110 in b/p's. My level went up to nine, whistle went to silver and i'm 40 from my next promotion. Enjoy the rest of the night everyone. I'm retireing to the barracks for the night. *salutes*

Roughly 100 b/p eh? Thats very good hell you must of been online all day.
Anyway good luck on your rank up tommorow. = )

...

Is it just me or is this "Days end report" beginning to form a type of tradition? Well anyway Slash I almost certain you were the first to start it so coutos to you. = )

Days end report:

Today seemed to be a little faster than yesterday but still below average.
I gained 68 b/p today and raised my b/p per day from 57.30 to 57.37+ ( I used "+" because theres still quite a few under-judgement and I dont officially call it a day until the ranks are updated (4:45am)).
Im quite satisfied with this.
I get the day off tomorrow but NG is not my priority so my prediction for tommorow is 75.

At 1/20/06 12:22 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: What the hell? Has every one simply overlooked my last post here?... Now usually I could handle that and I don' care but I asked a question so answer god dammit.

I asked a question last page also and nobody answered... big deal.

At 1/19/06 02:47 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
I had to leave the portal for 3 hours due to my real duties in the police. I am a volunteer and part of the civil watch so I had to leave one law institution for another… Any one else has anything to do with the real police? Any one?

Well since your so eager for a response : P

No I never volunteer unless I have to. I dont think I would ever want to volunteer at a police station in the future either.

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At 1/20/06 12:22 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: What the hell? Has every one simply overlooked my last post here? Was I kicked out and not notified? Or is my work as a phantom really that good? I will not repeat my question so that you will have to look back a page to find it... Not as much as a single reply... Now usually I could handle that and I don' care but I asked a question so answer god dammit.

Oh snap, I'll answer so I don't get the mafia guy pissed, lol.
I'm pre-law, thinking about double-majoring in criminal justice as well, but nope, nothing in regards to actual police work, lol. What exactly is the civil watch?
In regards to military, eh, I might, if I decide not to go back to school (I'm on "vacation" right now...lol).


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At 1/20/06 12:35 AM, Major_punk wrote: Again to me anything over 50 is a good day. Im sure those flagged reviews will come in handy if a new whistle system is introduced, youll be one step ahead of everyone who was comfy with silver.

I should start flagging more : /

Are they considering a new whistle system? That would be nice, cause if not, it's nearly impossible to get a Gold or Deity whistle.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-01-20 00:44:34


At 1/20/06 12:39 AM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 1/20/06 12:35 AM, Major_punk wrote: Again to me anything over 50 is a good day. Im sure those flagged reviews will come in handy if a new whistle system is introduced, youll be one step ahead of everyone who was comfy with silver.

I should start flagging more : /
Are they considering a new whistle system? That would be nice, cause if not, it's nearly impossible to get a Gold or Deity whistle.

I don't know if they are, but they should...like the level system (which I think should also get tweaked a little), the higher levels are damn near impossible, which kind of takes out the fun. I would like a percentage system after silver, where like, the top, say, 50% of active whistlers have a gold, then 60%, platinum, and 70%, ruby or something...with Deity still being the best of them all...I dunno. But Tom has been shaking up NG a little more than usual the past week or two, so it'd be reeeeally nice if a change in that did come about.


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At 1/20/06 12:35 AM, Major_punk wrote: I asked a question last page also and nobody answered... big deal.

Maybe with some determination you would have gotten an answer to it too... :-P

At 1/20/06 12:34 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Sorry for the not replying Ghost!

You're new, I'll forgive...this time.

At 1/20/06 12:37 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh snap, I'll answer so I don't get the mafia guy pissed

Good answer.

lol.

Do you see something funny Master Sergeant? Do you find my role in he mafia amusing? Do you think of me as a joke? I’ll disregard this and remember only the first part of your post. BTW: that was fake so don’t get scared man…


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