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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-07 14:58:27


At 9/7/07 02:50 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/7/07 02:10 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/7/07 01:28 PM, TheThing wrote:
Hopefully all this build-up doesn't turn into a Clock Day 2007. Madness, although in it's simplicity, is a great series. I don't want to see 8634563 submissions end up with a Blue score. I don't care if some of the shittier flashes pass, but I don't want to see every flash pass.

Eh all i want is a good flow of submissions that i'll be able to watch. I only wanna have a good amount of submissions not like 10 every 15 seconds that was kinda wasteful not even being able to watch any flashes. I hope there's a lot of good ones but eh on that day i'll vote alittle higher for new people who are just starting to make flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-07 18:07:48


So, I told my family I was bisexual today.

Didn't go very well, eh?

At least I have the collective love of my Newgrounders, heh. <3

Anyway, sorry I've been so quiet lately...been spending a lot of time outdoors (lots of thunderstorms lately, squee) and the like. Gearing up for Madness Day (which, indeed, better not be like Clock Day) and praying that reviews will be able to be seen by us and deleted by review mods soon...so that chain letter shit can rest in peace. Or hell. No difference to me. :-D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-07 18:22:16


At 9/7/07 06:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I told my family I was bisexual today.

Didn't go very well, eh?

Sorry to hear that, but it's almost always to be expected.

At least I have the collective love of my Newgrounders, heh. <3

And that's all that really matter. :3

Anyway, sorry I've been so quiet lately...been spending a lot of time outdoors (lots of thunderstorms lately, squee) and the like. Gearing up for Madness Day (which, indeed, better not be like Clock Day) and praying that reviews will be able to be seen by us and deleted by review mods soon...so that chain letter shit can rest in peace. Or hell. No difference to me. :-D

Yeah, Madness Day better the hell not end up like Clock Day.

Here's to hoping!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-07 22:51:19


Madness Day will be the greatest day of the year for newgrounds !!!

All Haill Krinkels !!!

On what day is it exactly?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-07 22:56:21


At 9/7/07 10:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Madness Day will be the greatest day of the year for newgrounds !!!

All Haill Krinkels !!!

On what day is it exactly?

Ah 22 i believe. I'm gonna love that day i hope it falls on the weekend though. I love krinels too!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 05:32:52


At 9/7/07 10:56 PM, craigalan wrote:
At 9/7/07 10:51 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: On what day is it exactly?
Ah 22 i believe. I'm gonna love that day i hope it falls on the weekend though. I love krinels too!

Yes, Madness Day will be Saturday the 22nd of September 2007. All day.

How have you not noticed this through the adverts plastered between all of the Bytesize animations?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 09:44:11


At 9/8/07 05:32 AM, Coop83 wrote: Yes, Madness Day will be Saturday the 22nd of September 2007. All day.

How have you not noticed this through the adverts plastered between all of the Bytesize animations?

No I hadnt noticed, but I never look at bytsize and why cant it be on a day that I'm not at work? curse you Tom, curse you Krinkels. Also with clock day there were threats of banning people for using the offical preloader before the day, I only mention this because I have seen several flash with the Maddnes day preloader installed and wondered if the same rule was being enforced.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 09:48:39


At 9/8/07 09:44 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
No I hadnt noticed, but I never look at bytsize and why cant it be on a day that I'm not at work?

Sinner...

curse you Tom, curse you Krinkels. Also with clock day there were threats of banning people for using the offical preloader before the day, I only mention this because I have seen several flash with the Maddnes day preloader installed and wondered if the same rule was being enforced.
e-v

I don't see how they could ban people for that. I ean, they give out the preloader early, people will use it early. What a gay reason to ban someone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 13:22:32


AAARRRGGGHHH I'm so fucking sick and tired of these spam submissions, I'm sick of the assholes who only care about points that let them pass and I hate the bone shoving fucks that submit them, I honestly feel someone should go to NG HQ and rattle some admin until something gets done, it's too fucking annoying, I'm going for a walk just because of it. Fuckage.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 14:11:27


At 9/8/07 01:22 PM, Phantom wrote: AAARRRGGGHHH I'm so fucking sick and tired of these spam submissions, I'm sick of the assholes who only care about points that let them pass and I hate the bone shoving fucks that submit them, I honestly feel someone should go to NG HQ and rattle some admin until something gets done, it's too fucking annoying, I'm going for a walk just because of it. Fuckage.

I know exactly what you mean and I am sorry to admit that once I was apart of a spam group making these submissions. For that I am sorry and I am happy and I am happy to say that I resigned from the group a few weeks or so ago. :D

I am going to start b/ping more again very soon so I hope my average will go up significantly very soon! :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 14:17:44


At 9/7/07 06:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I told my family I was bisexual today.

I always thought they knew.

Didn't go very well, eh?

That sucks. I almost wonder if it would go the same way if I told my family that I was athiest. Would I be excluded from my Uncles and such. I know my parents would get over it, but word might spread. As you know, we all love you, so keep that head up. =)

Is your mom not speaking to you right now, or who do you mean by "Family".

Madness Day is going to be insane. I'm very excited, because I will get away from Counter-Strike for a day. Lets just hope that there isn't an influx of rule-breaking submissions that day. I ought to go start practicing my guitar now, so later.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 14:58:24


Is it me or does it seem whenever anyone asks to get their account deleted people just jump in and say talk shit about wades wife? They should know that it might get their account deleted. I've even seen high levels suggest it. Eh i personally think that even if that wasn't against the rules people shouldn't do it. Plus people should use their head i mean come on making fun of an admins wife is pretty stupid because he can easily delete their account.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 15:24:54


At 9/7/07 06:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I told my family I was bisexual today.
Didn't go very well, eh?

Well, you know what Mark Twain said about telling the truth, "When in doubt, tell the truth". It's not typical of him but I should think someone who underwent as much him would know best.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 16:10:29


At 9/7/07 06:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I told my family I was bisexual today.

Didn't go very well, eh?

Sad to hear, but not very surprising, especially since it's not the first thing any family member would like to have come to his/her mind. It wouldn't go very well for me either, if I told them I wasn't a strong Christian like nearly every other person in my family.

But what can you do?

Madness Day is only two weeks away. I just hope it won't be like Clock Day all over again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 16:36:38


At 9/7/07 06:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I told my family I was bisexual today.

Didn't go very well, eh?

Sorry to hear that. But what can you expect? It's like hearing that your kid is in jail for pre-meditated murder; the parents can't deal with the fact that their angel turned out differently than what they wanted, or acted differently than what they expected.

Personally, I don't care. It's your life, you live it the way you want to, and feel you should. Your parents should be proud that they raised such a funny and likable guy, not feel sorry that he didn't turn out how they wanted.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 18:03:45


Currently my mother thinks I'm either transitioning to full-blown gay (lol, my porn library would suggest otherwise), or a wild pervert who will sleep with anyone (I've been with a whole three people, lol). I don't really care too much, because it's her that's going to have to deal, not me.

Although it WILL be funny to see when my hyper-religious grandmother finds out. She already says I'm hellbound for being an Atheist, kekeke...wait til she finds out that Slash orders off of both sides of the menu. :-D

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to finish Secret Episode Special 2 by midnight...that way there will be something other than spam on the portal, heh. :-D

*salute*

currently doing Coop's part...then I finish up Jamie and it's all set!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 18:11:22


At 9/7/07 06:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: So, I told my family I was bisexual today.

I'm also bisexual although it's more of a curiousity for me. I can't really imagine sex with a man i blieve at most i'd kiss another guy.But who knows maye one day more.

Didn't go very well, eh?

Awwww well at least you have us :P.

At least I have the collective love of my Newgrounders, heh. <3

Yes you do!

Anyway, sorry I've been so quiet lately...been spending a lot of time outdoors (lots of thunderstorms lately, squee) and the like. Gearing up for Madness Day (which, indeed, better not be like Clock Day) and praying that reviews will be able to be seen by us and deleted by review mods soon...so that chain letter shit can rest in peace. Or hell. No difference to me. :-D

We had thunderstorms a few days ago. Which for us is pretty rare the rain sure was falling pretty hard. I can't wait for madness day but sadly i might be out that weekend :(.
Tom said sometime this week hopefully that's true and it doesn't get delayed. I'm gearing up for my deity ^_^.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 19:39:37


I think we're experiencing some sort of attack from the Socom Squad at present. The amount of Portal Entries with [ss] prefixing the titles does tend to give it away.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 20:57:23


At 9/8/07 07:39 PM, Coop83 wrote: I think we're experiencing some sort of attack from the Socom Squad at present. The amount of Portal Entries with [ss] prefixing the titles does tend to give it away.

Yeah, I saw that. A bunch of shit too if you watch it. I don't get the hook of groups making this shit, I just don't.

Vote fairly and make Newgrounds a better place to live :)

Done and done. Nice to see one not make it thru.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 21:18:16


At 9/8/07 08:57 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/8/07 07:39 PM, Coop83 wrote:
Yeah, I saw that. A bunch of shit too if you watch it. I don't get the hook of groups making this shit, I just don't.

Hopefully they'll get bored of spamming and just stop. They're probably spamming a lot because school's on monday so today and tomorrow will be bad probably.

Done and done. Nice to see one not make it thru.

Eh this sucks that they're never blammed >_>. Hopefully people will start getting tired of 5ing every crew flash and just vote fairly. Maybe one day that'll happen hopefully.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 22:53:49


At 9/8/07 09:18 PM, craigalan wrote:
At 9/8/07 08:57 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/8/07 07:39 PM, Coop83 wrote:
Yeah, I saw that. A bunch of shit too if you watch it. I don't get the hook of groups making this shit, I just don't.
Hopefully they'll get bored of spamming and just stop. They're probably spamming a lot because school's on Monday so today and tomorrow will be bad probably.

LMAO! They won't and if they do, another POS group will just replace this one.

I wish they'd shit in their toilets instead of in my Newgrounds. Maybe they aren't potty trained?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 22:54:38


Secret Episode Special 2 is finally here!

Give it a look-see! :3


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 23:02:30


At 9/8/07 10:53 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/8/07 09:18 PM, craigalan wrote:
At 9/8/07 08:57 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/8/07 07:39 PM, Coop83 wrote:
LMAO! They won't and if they do, another POS group will just replace this one.

Eh that's true people just need to stop stat-whoring and vote fair then they could get B/p's and keep the portal clean.

I wish they'd shit in their toilets instead of in my Newgrounds. Maybe they aren't potty trained?

Eh hopefully they'll get lots of homework and just stop spamming for a while. Finally school serves a greater purpose.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 23:08:14


At 9/8/07 10:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Secret Episode Special 2 is finally here!

Give it a look-see! :3

Watched and reviewed.

For shit flash it's pretty good. =p

At 9/8/07 11:02 PM, craigalan wrote: Eh hopefully they'll get lots of homework and just stop spamming for a while. Finally school serves a greater purpose.

Ah, all these fags are failing school so I doubt they even DO homework.

Well, I'm going to work on "You Love This Movie" some more. Almost have a scene done. This damn scene's taken me almost 2 moths to finish. Partially due to me being put off by it's difficulty nad partially because, well, it's difficult and the first time I've done REAL action. Not even FBF, either. Almost all tween.

Man, I suck at animating. I'm lip syncing from now on! FUCK THIS!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-08 23:12:29


At 9/8/07 11:08 PM, RSQViper wrote:
At 9/8/07 10:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: At 9/8/07 11:02 PM, craigalan wrote:
Ah, all these fags are failing school so I doubt they even DO homework.

That's probably true. Then i hope their parents ground them and mak them stop being dumbasses.

Well, I'm going to work on "You Love This Movie" some more. Almost have a scene done. This damn scene's taken me almost 2 moths to finish. Partially due to me being put off by it's difficulty nad partially because, well, it's difficult and the first time I've done REAL action. Not even FBF, either. Almost all tween.
Man, I suck at animating. I'm lip syncing from now on! FUCK THIS!

I don't even get how people could do that. So much hardwork well i wish you good luck and i plan on reviewing it :P.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-09 00:19:07


At 9/8/07 01:22 PM, Phantom wrote: AAARRRGGGHHH

I just desided to drop by for a kind reminder. We are a few hundred points away from 400000th submission. Trust me, there are going to be many people shooting for the "achievement" with their spammy crap. So expect the portal to be flatting with low quality junks as we approch closer to the 400000th entry. I know that you people have done a great job, just keep a keen eye when people shoot for the 400000th entry for the sake of the portal, thanks!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-09 00:25:06


At 9/9/07 12:19 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: I just desided to drop by for a kind reminder. We are a few hundred points away from 400000th submission. Trust me, there are going to be many people shooting for the "achievement" with their spammy crap. So expect the portal to be flatting with low quality junks as we approch closer to the 400000th entry. I know that you people have done a great job, just keep a keen eye when people shoot for the 400000th entry for the sake of the portal, thanks!

Well, if it isn't Dream-of-Duke. Thanks for the reminder, but I think you'll find that we are quite prepared for it, no matter how many of us are fapping our asses off to what just happened last night. (check my profile to see) *hints at Slash, who is hiding in a corner doing god knows what* Before you leave, I must inform you that in the Barracks Under Fire story, you were the first to die! LMFAO Now I shall laugh at you until you cry.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-09 00:32:01


At 9/9/07 12:25 AM, Andrea364 wrote: Well, if it isn't Dream-of-Duke. Thanks for the reminder, but I think you'll find that we are quite prepared for it, no matter how many of us are fapping our asses off to what just happened last night. (check my profile to see) *hints at Slash, who is hiding in a corner doing god knows what* Before you leave, I must inform you that in the Barracks Under Fire story, you were the first to die! LMFAO Now I shall laugh at you until you cry.

LMAO! You beat me to it!

Anyway, I guess I'll post this in the RIGHT thread this time.

Ahem..

RSQ POLL TIME!!!

Q. What is/are your favorite Bytesize movie(s)?
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For me I think my favorite ones are the one by Will Arbuckle (the one with the dragon eating children); the one by Kyle Olar (the crow playing monopoly); the one by Stamper at the Chinese Restaurant. JeremeyLokken has two good ones with the cloud peeing and his one with the sun hugging the kid an setting the place on fire.

Tell me your favs!

And if you haven't watched them, you're missing out! SHAME ON YOU!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-09 02:06:21


At 9/9/07 12:32 AM, RSQViper wrote: Q. What is/are your favorite Bytesize movie(s)?

I'd say TLG Media (the battling ice cream cones) is up there, along with JeremyLokken's Sun hugging one. Adam Phillip's one where the 2 guys are in the car and his one with the guy peeing is pretty funny. MadMardigan's B-Ball one is great. Dave's Harry Potter one is hilarous, and Will Arbuckle's one about the dragon makes me laugh, too. MindChamber's Robocop is awesome, and Stamper's pregnant fish one makes me laugh.

Sorry if I listed so many. They're all so good, it's hard to pin down a favorite. Also, I was just watching through all of them, to pick out the best ones, so I just put them down as I remembered them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-09 12:30:29


I do believe this is the greatest achievement in enlarging files. I'm not sure if it'll pass judgment, but I was tempted to give it a 2 just for having a file that large with so little in it.