At 8/27/07 04:36 PM, X-Naut wrote: Long story short, what'd I miss?

You didn't miss much, really, but I will admit that the quality of Flashes that came thru on Anti-Clock Day FAR outshined the overall quality of Flash on Clock Day.

I Passed almost everything Anti-Clock as it was either funny or made well.

Some did suck, though, but that's any special day.

I also didn't knwo when it was going to be, but I did know it was a day. It just isn't much celebrated or well-known.

Oh, and I'm at work now... damn I hate Mondays.

At 8/27/07 10:09 AM, TheThing wrote: I think we'll all be around for page 1,000. It only took 5 months to go from 700 to 800, and we get more recruits almost every week, which means more posts. So in about a year we should be at 1K

Okay, I was getting a little confused there, I thought he meant ten thousand, not one, besides, I only glanced at what he wrote because I was in a rush. I was 5 minutes late to class this morning, and considering it's the third week already, the teacher didn't write me up, YET.

First off, when did you start school? Second... hold one, I'll space these out so you can answer them easily...

Okay, I started in 2000 when I was five. Check my sign up date and read my profile and you'll see my true age, my profile is off by a year. Last year it was two years. Do the math.

Second, it's weird to see some post something about 7th grade. To me, it seems like only a couple months ago I was getting ready to move into high school, and now all those kids I know from 7th grade are now moving into highschool. I feel old. :_(

That wasn't a question, but I see what you mean. I'm just getting adjusted to being the seventh grade class clown A student kid. It's hard to do when your teachers are cracking down on you thanks to having a new principal. Then the block schedule fucks everything up for you. 7th grade blows.

Oh, story update. I figure I'll just post it here. I'm beginning to get an idea of how it will begin and everything, but I need to work on the middle. I'll worry about the end later.

Okay, good to know.

* Salutes*

*Salutes enthusiastically*

Private Andrea364 out!

Today I present you the new Elite Guard Private HeavenDuff

I finaly rejoinned the ranks !!!

Private HeavenDuff reporting in !!! :D

At 8/27/07 09:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today I present you the new Elite Guard Private HeavenDuff

I finaly rejoinned the ranks !!!

Private HeavenDuff reporting in !!! :D

BE SURE TO READ THE FAQ NEWBIE LOL

Yeah, awesome. The redesign was a rather big pain in the ass for those between 1500-2499 B/P, but ah, well, y'all are starting to make it, heh.

Incidentally, random, but Secret Episode Special 2 is nearing completion. I just completed Andrea364's part, and about to work on DarkLotusJuggalo's. Hopefully Jamie will have accepted my portal buddy request (which is something I hope is running normally soon) by the time I finish up, heh. :-D

At 8/27/07 12:01 PM, EagleRock wrote: YOU feel old? I've been out of school for over a year now, and I had 6 years of college. Go figure.

I'm just comparing myself to my peers; it just seems like the incoming freshmen don't belong in high school. At least this year's Freshman Friday is going to be good; the freshmen are fucking bitches!

At 8/27/07 07:12 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Okay, I was getting a little confused there, I thought he meant ten thousand, not one, besides, I only glanced at what he wrote because I was in a rush. I was 5 minutes late to class this morning, and considering it's the third week already, the teacher didn't write me up, YET.

Why would you check Newgrounds so close to school? Hell, I wish I could. But I need my beauty sleep. Also, it's alright; the Barracks will be around for page 10,000. Or at least the NGSM will be.

First off, when did you start school?

Okay, I started in 2000 when I was five. Check my sign up date and read my profile and you'll see my true age, my profile is off by a year. Last year it was two years. Do the math.

Haha, I mean when you started school this year. As in your seventh grade year.

Second, it's weird to see some post something about 7th grade. To me, it seems like only a couple months ago I was getting ready to move into high school, and now all those kids I know from 7th grade are now moving into highschool. I feel old. :_(

That wasn't a question,

Doesn't have to be. I never said it was, nor did it have to be.

but I see what you mean. I'm just getting adjusted to being the seventh grade class clown A student kid. It's hard to do when your teachers are cracking down on you thanks to having a new principal. Then the block schedule fucks everything up for you. 7th grade blows.

Wait until you're a freshman coming into block scheduling from periods. The block scheduling isn't too bad; you learn so much in that 72 minutes (or whatever your's is) that it flies by. For me at least. And I was talking about kids going into high school I remember picking on because they were in 7th, while I was a mighty 8th grader.

At 8/27/07 09:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today I present you the new Elite Guard Private HeavenDuff

Beat you to it. But I have to keep ahead of you.

At 8/27/07 10:36 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 8/27/07 09:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today I present you the new Elite Guard Private HeavenDuff

Beat you to it. But I have to keep ahead of you.

Thing you'll probably do, I'm going back to school... so I won't be on as much as during the summer.

Anyway... am I the only one to see there is way too much Socom Squad's flashs in the New Submissions?

At 8/27/07 11:07 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 8/27/07 10:36 PM, TheThing wrote:

At 8/27/07 09:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today I present you the new Elite Guard Private HeavenDuff

Beat you to it. But I have to keep ahead of you.

Thing you'll probably do, I'm going back to school... so I won't be on as much as during the summer.

No I won't. So am I. Apparently, you didn't see me. I was lucky to get 10 a day during school.

Anyway... am I the only one to see there is way too much Socom Squad's flashs in the New Submissions?

You see way too many things. Me, I see a horse. And that one looks like a giant fist.

We both have 2517 B/P points right now The Thing
I think you'll be my motivator in the EGB, if you get too many points ahead from me I know I will have to work harder to reach your level :P

Elite Guard Private HeavenDuff out !

Well, it has been an exceptional day for me. I got around 50 B/P points, which isn't much except for the fact that I had a haircut and a date tonight. =D I'm probably going to be slower in the Portal for a bit considering the fact that...

At 8/28/07 12:27 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote: I GOT MY TABLET :3

Well, congrats on that! I hope you have fun with it. I need to buy a new one. My pen doesn't work on mine anymore and I don't know why. Screw it. It's too small anyway since I got it as a present and 'someone' was too cheap to buy me a GOOD one!

At 8/27/07 10:36 PM, TheThing wrote: Why would you check Newgrounds so close to school? Hell, I wish I could. But I need my beauty sleep. Also, it's alright; the Barracks will be around for page 10,000. Or at least the NGSM will be.

I wake up at around 3:00 in the morning, so don't tell me about needing beauty sleep. I have to do my homework in ten minutes flat and that's per class period assignment(s)! Then there's toothbrushing, feeding the dog, breakfast, toothbrushing again, zit medicine, (I have a huge zit on my chin right now) and lots of other responsible stuff. And I just realised that I don't have an alarm clock to boot.

Haha, I mean when you started school this year. As in your seventh grade year.

I started less than a month ago, what did I tell you, I'm not even supposed to be here. And I'm dead serious about that.

Doesn't have to be. I never said it was, nor did it have to be.

You know, you could have told me that before I went into an immature speech like that. But in all seriousness, without any worthwhile field trips (all are for 8th graders) North East MIddle School makes everything suck even worse.

Wait until you're a freshman coming into block scheduling from periods. The block scheduling isn't too bad; you learn so much in that 72 minutes (or whatever your's is) that it flies by. For me at least. And I was talking about kids going into high school I remember picking on because they were in 7th, while I was a mighty 8th grader.

We're just now coming into block scheduling from 7-8 periods a day. I hate it because I only get to go to the bathroom ONCE and to the fountain ONCE and to the nurse ONCE and ONLY ONE time! We have 90 minutes in each class and it takes FOREVER even on Wednesdays when we supposedly get out early, but how does anyone know, there aren't any clocks in the school and you're not suppposed to wear watches.

I'm fortunate enough that I actually pick on the eighth graders instead of it being the other way around. My friends and I enjoy the satisfaction of bossing them around.

At 8/27/07 09:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today I present you the new Elite Guard Private HeavenDuff

Beat you to it. But I have to keep ahead of you.

I'm going to have to keep ahead of you guys, there's no way I'll let you pass me willingly!

<drunk, trying to clear his mind, he says> Think it took me long enough to report in, general?

At 8/28/07 09:00 AM, seabassmm wrote: <drunk, trying to clear his mind, he says> Think it took me long enough to report in, general?

Haha, look asinine, I've had a real bad day and was waiting for someone like you, firstly I'd like to tell you that this club is about B/P points, and until you have 2,500 points of it you really shouldn't come back, and fon't fucking post drunk like some alcoholic asshole.

Sorry I'm not being too nice Eagle, but in my protection, I'm having a bad day and he's not gonna be with us for a while anyway.

Uh, can any of you view the charmingly-titled UJ flash "Try And Blam This Fucker"? I just get a white screen when I click on it (only flash that does that).

At 8/28/07 07:38 AM, Andrea364 wrote:

At 8/27/07 10:36 PM, TheThing wrote:

I wake up at around 3:00 in the morning, so don't tell me about needing beauty sleep. I have to do my homework in ten minutes flat and that's per class period assignment(s)! Then there's toothbrushing, feeding the dog, breakfast, toothbrushing again, zit medicine, (I have a huge zit on my chin right now) and lots of other responsible stuff. And I just realised that I don't have an alarm clock to boot.

That's your fault. I do my homework at night, or if I don't want to go outside, in the afternoon. Or tutorial (~30 minutes before school starts, when you're in school). Also, why don't you just brush your teeth after breakfast, so you don't have to do it twice? And all that other stuff I have to do too (I get bad acne every once in a while; but usually it's just a couple pimples here and there). My alarm clock is broken half the time too.

lolefight

I started less than a month ago, what did I tell you, I'm not even supposed to be here. And I'm dead serious about that.

That's cool. I went on NG since I was 11, but never made an account. It's not like having an account makes the site any more bad.

You know, you could have told me that before I went into an immature speech like that.

It wasn't immature. It was just dumb.

But in all seriousness, without any worthwhile field trips (all are for 8th graders) North East MIddle School makes everything suck even worse.

I know. My school cut-out field trips in 7th grade, after we went to some shitty day camp for science stuff. But then we went to Hersey Park, and that made up for it.

Wait until you're a freshman coming into block scheduling from periods. The block scheduling isn't too bad; you learn so much in that 72 minutes (or whatever your's is) that it flies by. For me at least. And I was talking about kids going into high school I remember picking on because they were in 7th, while I was a mighty 8th grader.

We're just now coming into block scheduling from 7-8 periods a day. I hate it because I only get to go to the bathroom ONCE and to the fountain ONCE and to the nurse ONCE and ONLY ONE time! We have 90 minutes in each class and it takes FOREVER even on Wednesdays when we supposedly get out early, but how does anyone know, there aren't any clocks in the school and you're not suppposed to wear watches.

You don't go to a school; you go to a concentration camp.

I'm fortunate enough that I actually pick on the eighth graders instead of it being the other way around. My friends and I enjoy the satisfaction of bossing them around.

Well, your stats that you posted in the private forums would suggest that's true.

At 8/27/07 09:26 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today I present you the new Elite Guard Private HeavenDuff

Beat you to it. But I have to keep ahead of you.

I'm going to have to keep ahead of you guys, there's no way I'll let you pass me willingly!

Meh, I'm slowing down. We're short-staffed at the pool, so I've been having to work a lot. Oh well, I'd rather have the money than the B/P points

At 8/28/07 12:42 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Uh, can any of you view the charmingly-titled UJ flash "Try And Blam This Fucker"? I just get a white screen when I click on it (only flash that does that).

Yes. They've changed the name a few times now. I can't remember the original name, but another name was "haha you can't vote fuckers" or something like that.

If they did this somehow maliciously it's be nice to see the author get removed from the site. But somehow I have a feeling it happened on accident and they are taking full advantage.

Also, I posted an update on my profile page, so everyone who gives a shit, go ahead and take a look.

I think it's a coincidental glitch, because if there was some way to do it themselves (unlikely; how can they make a flash that affects the page BEFORE the .swf is in any way loaded?), they would be abusing it a LOT more. We'd see a few dozen flashes by the same dickhead's alts taking advantage of it.

So yeah, I guess we just wait for teh Waid to handle it.

At 8/28/07 01:48 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 8/28/07 12:42 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Yes. They've changed the name a few times now. I can't remember the original name, but another name was "haha you can't vote fuckers" or something like that.

It was like kapomwa or something like that. I hate how people change their sns to get people to write bad reviews and give it 0's so they can get turd. I normaly 5 them so at least they'll get alittle farther away from their goal of turd.

If they did this somehow maliciously it's be nice to see the author get removed from the site. But somehow I have a feeling it happened on accident and they are taking full advantage.

It seems like the admins wouldn't allow such names since not everyone on newgrounds are teenagers. I'd expect having aittle kid read "fuck you faggots" would be somewhat wrong.

Also, I posted an update on my profile page, so everyone who gives a shit, go ahead and take a look.

Awesome i'll go check it out and maybe leave a comment.

At 8/28/07 01:48 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 8/28/07 12:42 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Uh, can any of you view the charmingly-titled UJ flash "Try And Blam This Fucker"? I just get a white screen when I click on it (only flash that does that).

Yes. They've changed the name a few times now. I can't remember the original name, but another name was "haha you can't vote fuckers" or something like that.

If they did this somehow maliciously it's be nice to see the author get removed from the site. But somehow I have a feeling it happened on accident and they are taking full advantage.

But the flash is still there, maybe someone should PM Wade about it.

Also, I posted an update on my profile page, so everyone who gives a shit, go ahead and take a look.

Nice, I'll go and take a look then.

btw, I love my 7.51 voting power :D

At 8/28/07 02:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 8/28/07 01:48 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 8/28/07 12:42 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

But the flash is still there, maybe someone should PM Wade about it.

Someones probably already pmed wade about it. I wonder if they'd get in trouble aout all the names of the flash. Probably not though.

Nice, I'll go and take a look then.

It was very nice news.

btw, I love my 7.51 voting power :D

You're lucky you have a high voting power mine's sadly only 6.98. I need to get more expeience so i can get a higher voting power.

At 8/28/07 02:07 PM, craigalan wrote:

At 8/28/07 01:48 PM, RSQViper wrote: Yes. They've changed the name a few times now. I can't remember the original name, but another name was "haha you can't vote fuckers" or something like that.

It was like kapomwa or something like that. I hate how people change their sns to get people to write bad reviews and give it 0's so they can get turd. I normaly 5 them so at least they'll get alittle farther away from their goal of turd.

I have done the same thing. Turd of the Week and Under Dog of the Week are highly contested by these garbage crews. In all truth, Under Dog of the week should go to someone who actually deserves it. Someone that for some reason was voted low, but has a decent review score because people saw something in the Flash that was worth it. Not for the a-holes that had all their crew friends vote 0 and then review 10.

It seems like the admins wouldn't allow such names since not everyone on newgrounds are teenagers. I'd expect having aittle kid read "fuck you faggots" would be somewhat wrong.

This BLOWS by freaking mind that these are allowed as names. Hey, I understand that NG is all about breaking the mold, but names like these are just stupid. There is no point to them at all except to get attention.

I know Tom wants higher brow ads on this site and if these places he wants or even wins to advertise here see things like this they may very well NOT want to be affiliated with NG and pull their stuff.

ex. If you were Pepsi would you want your add to be around and affiliated with a Flash named "N-WORD FUCKERZ" made by someone named "EATPU55Y"? HELL NO you wouldn't.

At 8/28/07 03:11 PM, craigalan wrote:

At 8/28/07 02:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 8/28/07 01:48 PM, RSQViper wrote:

Nice, I'll go and take a look then.

It was very nice news.

Actually I just edited it as soon after I posted it I received an email from Tom who HAS ACCEPTED MY BYTESIZE!!! Looks like it'll be on the frontpage at some point! I don't know when, but I don't care!

btw, I love my 7.51 voting power :D

You're lucky you have a high voting power mine's sadly only 6.98. I need to get more experience so i can get a higher voting power.

Mine is at 7.78 now. 6.29 base. It'll be a bit higher soon when I hit Staff Sergeant, then I hit my next level in 18 days (just a few days before my 3 year aniversary of being a Gold Member).
With "You Love This Movie" hopefully releasing September, me ranking up in September and also Leveling up and hitting my 3-year anniversary, looks like September is going to be a busy NG Month for me! A damn good busy month! Hurry the fuck up, September!!!

At 8/28/07 05:57 PM, RSQViper wrote:

At 8/28/07 02:07 PM, craigalan wrote:

At 8/28/07 01:48 PM, RSQViper wrote:

I have done the same thing. Turd of the Week and Under Dog of the Week are highly contested by these garbage crews. In all truth, Under Dog of the week should go to someone who actually deserves it. Someone that for some reason was voted low, but has a decent review score because people saw something in the Flash that was worth it. Not for the a-holes that had all their crew friends vote 0 and then review 10.

Review mods need to start banning again once that happens there's gonna be a more far newgrounds for animators. Yeah i like random humor and rarely crews do produce good random humor but if they do which is rare they turn it into somethin stupid,racist,or offensive. I see a ton of good flash that get washed away and forgotten because of crew doing that. They work maybe 15 minutes on a flash then have their friends 10 it so they can get awards as people that try hard get barely anything for their hard work. I think that kinda stuff is just contributing to the lackof great flashes coming out nowadays. When i first came on(not that long ago) thee seemed to be a much higher blamming rateon crews and better flashes coming out but not anymore.

This BLOWS by freaking mind that these are allowed as names. Hey, I understand that NG is all about breaking the mold, but names like these are just stupid. There is no point to them at all except to get attention.

They'e just there to piss people off. It seems like wade would stop this all he has to do is make a new post saying offensive,racist,and names of flashes tht are only used to get a lower score will be deleted. I hope that days come soon but sadly it wont probably.

I know Tom wants higher brow ads on this site and if these places he wants or even wins to advertise here see things like this they may very well NOT want to be affiliated with NG and pull their stuff.

Plus it's limiting the age of people because i know if i was younger my parents wouldn't allow me to be on a site that says"fu you n word,porn or no,spongebob incest,and etc."

ex. If you were Pepsi would you want your add to be around and affiliated with a Flash named "N-WORD FUCKERZ" made by someone named "EATPU55Y"? HELL NO you wouldn't.

It's just limiting the amount of money newgrounds receives and making to put more ads up.

At 8/28/07 03:11 PM, craigalan wrote:

At 8/28/07 02:40 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

At 8/28/07 01:48 PM, RSQViper wrote:

looks like September is going to be a busy NG Month for me! A damn good busy month! Hurry the fuck up, September!!!

Yeah i'm leveling up in september too. I hope to get two more B/p level ups by then. Althouh that'll be a long shot hpefull with madness day that'll assist me and congrats on your bytsize.

Ok guys I know some of you have probably been wondering where the update is, but I missed it. Partly cause of a dodgy internet connection and also due to the fact I've been busy trying to sort out college. So hopefully Stero will sort me out a data sheet for next monday, and I'll get a two week one done, sorry for the inconvenience

*SALUTES*

At 8/28/07 01:33 PM, TheThing wrote: That's your fault. I do my homework at night, or if I don't want to go outside, in the afternoon. Or tutorial (~30 minutes before school starts, when you're in school). Also, why don't you just brush your teeth after breakfast, so you don't have to do it twice? And all that other stuff I have to do too (I get bad acne every once in a while; but usually it's just a couple pimples here and there). My alarm clock is broken half the time too.

lolefight

I'd rather use the internet instead of doing homework at night. That's why I do it in the morning. The only good thing about my 'concentration camp' school is that my schedule lets me get around that, despite the 5 pages per class rate that homework is being doled out. I won't be checking the forums again tonight because I have 3 minutes left to use the internet and I wouldn't have that if mom and I hadn't struck this rather unfair deal. It's better than nothing though, I have to admit.

It wasn't immature. It was just dumb.

Yup, that's me an idiot who jumps into things before she really knows what she's doing. I was kinda careful not to say a couple of things though.

I know. My school cut-out field trips in 7th grade, after we went to some shitty day camp for science stuff. But then we went to Hersey Park, and that made up for it.

They cut out MayDay for us this year, but they might bring it back for us 7th and 8th graders if we act mature, which is highly unlikely.

You don't go to a school; you go to a concentration camp.

Oh sure, make me hate school even more. The only good thing about my shcool is band, and even that isn't very fun anymore.

Well, your stats that you posted in the private forums would suggest that's true.

Heheh, what'd i tell you, I don't take jack from nobody. I do the picking on and they cry like babies.

Meh, I'm slowing down. We're short-staffed at the pool, so I've been having to work a lot. Oh well, I'd rather have the money than the B/P points

Me too, cept I'm not old enough to get paid for any kind of work yet, so what's the point in working? Anyway, I'll be back some time tomorrow morning so mom doesn't fuss. She's looking over my shoulder as we speak, which is quite unnerving, especially for someone like me, who is trouble prone. She's correcting my spelling now, what does that tell you? lol

*salutes*

See you all later!
-Private Andrea364 of the Elite Guard Barracks-

At 8/28/07 07:59 PM, Shanus wrote: Ok guys I know some of you have probably been wondering where the update is, but I missed it. Partly cause of a dodgy internet connection and also due to the fact I've been busy trying to sort out college. So hopefully Stero will sort me out a data sheet for next monday, and I'll get a two week one done, sorry for the inconvenience

*SALUTES*

NO EXCUSE SOLDIER...YER FIRED!!! (flips hair so I look like Donald Trump)

LOL, it's NBD, Shanus. I'll put it this way. I will not be mad at you as long as every update you do either matches or surpasses my best roster. Considering I have done NONE, I think you're in good shape. :-)

Incidentally, I have been documenting a lot of Barracks rules so I can make up an official rules list (not an FAQ...that's for newcomers and duly maintained by Slash). One thing I wanted to bang out was a more formal way of determining inactive members, including officers. Major-punk did one a long time ago, but I think it's high time we redid this. I want the Barracks Records Officers to have input first, though, as they're the ones that maintain the rosters and would be the best to come up with something. No rush on this, of course. Thanks again for all your hard work, guys!

Oh yeah, one more thing...if you want a laugh, check my new blog post I'm about to write...I'm sure some of you can relate.

For when is the nest Rosters ?

Cause I need to know if The Thing and Andrea are still ahead !!!

Crashes browser.

At 8/28/07 10:40 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Crashes browser.

I was just about to post that. What would you flag that as?

At 8/28/07 10:43 PM, craigalan wrote:

At 8/28/07 10:40 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Crashes browser.

I was just about to post that. What would you flag that as?

Malicious. It also seems to have slown down my Internet, but that could be a coinincidence.

So, yeah, I've had a pretty good day. I went out on another date, and expensive one, with my girlfriend. When we got back to her place, we laid down on the beds and snuggled while watching Scrubs. Then I finally got home and got right back into getting use to my tablet whilst B/Ping.

I'm hoping to rank up within the next week, however, I'm not sure if that is doable right now, as I have a 10-page essay on how I believe that the human brain works as well as a bug collection for Biology.

How was your day, Barracks?

At 8/28/07 10:51 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

At 8/28/07 10:43 PM, craigalan wrote:

At 8/28/07 10:40 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

Malicious. It also seems to have slown down my Internet, but that could be a coinincidence.

Yes i clicked that except i wanted to make sure if that was true. It did the same with me and the name of it was oo strange.

I'm hoping to rank up within the next week, however, I'm not sure if that is doable right now, as I have a 10-page essay on how I believe that the human brain works as well as a bug collection for Biology.

I hope i can rank up within 13 days. But that' very difficult sadly. Wow what a long essy that must be a killer.

How was your day, Barracks?

Long,boring,and increadibly hot. Barely any B/p's today it's been low so you didn't miss much.