STOLEN ALERT!

STOLEN
ORIGINAL

The guy's email is at mindless and I have played this game before. I am pretty sure this ISN'T the guy as hamster is the artist, not this guy.

In either case, Wade/Tom should sort it out, so whistle away.

I was going though some of the clock day flash movies and take a look at what passed it make me laugh to a point but it is sad as well.

At 8/20/07 03:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I was going though some of the clock day flash movies and take a look at what passed it make me laugh to a point but it is sad as well.

That is definatly a shocker that it got through without being flagged? Anyone want the honors of reporting it to Wade?

At 8/20/07 06:57 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: That is definatly a shocker that it got through without being flagged? Anyone want the honors of reporting it to Wade?

If no one has already, I'll do it.

A bit off-topic, but has anyone heard this guy's music? He's definitely one of my favorite audio submitters, perhaps even more so because he's not too well-known...I think it's important to give people other than the 'big guys' extra attention/publicity, heh.

This track is very swell, in particular.

Anyhow, things have been kinda slow here lately...probably due to all the post-Clock Day depression. But remember guys, it's important that we do not give up in our efforts to protect the portal! If anyone has any information on submitters breaking the rules, or even suspicions they'd like to see investigated, mention it in our forums, in the secure rooms (you'll need to be verified to access them). Be sure to give as much information as possible, including links to the users and flashes in question.

In the next week or so, I'm going to be trying to make a more streamlined and organized way of gathering together information and compiling it, as well as investigating any suspected rulebreaking. This way information will be on hand and readily accessible in the event it is needed.

Also, we haven't had a lot of new members lately. If you know someone who is of Private rank or higher and interested in keeping rulebreaking flash off of Newgrounds, be sure to tell them about the Elite Guard Barracks! If they have any questions, just refer them to PM me, and I'll be glad to tell them anything they need to know.

Keep up the good fight, everyone!

*salute*

At 8/20/07 11:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: A bit off-topic, but has anyone heard this guy's music?

I have now. And I'm glad, because it's finally good to hear someone other than ParagonX9 doing audio work. I'm not against Paragon or anything, but I just been wanting to hear people talk about someone other than him for once. But that's just me.

Anyhow, things have been kinda slow here lately...probably due to all the post-Clock Day depression.

I'm not sure about everyone else, but I need to try and get my sleeping schedule back on track. School is going to be starting up here sometime next week, and I need to prepare for supplies and whatnot.

Besides, good movies are still coming out, and I enjoy seeing them while they still appear on the silver screen. I just like to get the feeling of the experience. Not very fond of the price to get that experience, but what can you do?

At 8/20/07 11:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 8/20/07 06:57 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: That is definatly a shocker that it got through without being flagged? Anyone want the honors of reporting it to Wade?

If no one has already, I'll do it.

Great.

Incidentally, I think it's time that we reinstated the Barracks Portal Operations Officer position, at least until the barrage of spam has been alleviated. Since Clock Day, we have had a heightened amount of spam with no sign of cease. I am appointing SlashFirestorm to this role, as he has demonstrated capability to perform in this role over the past few days.

Please check the forums for more information in regards to his plans and intel. If needed, I will reinstate more wartime roles, such as Intel Ops, but I think that Portal Ops will be fine for now.

Now it's time for a:

DEFCON Update:

We are seeing spam, and lots of it. It's still not safe to be below DEFCON 2. Heighented churn and UJ flash plus spam (even at this time of night) indicates busy times. Keep out there and keep doing your duty!

At 8/21/07 12:40 AM, EagleRock wrote: Incidentally, I think it's time that we reinstated the Barracks Portal Operations Officer position, at least until the barrage of spam has been alleviated. Since Clock Day, we have had a heightened amount of spam with no sign of cease. I am appointing SlashFirestorm to this role, as he has demonstrated capability to perform in this role over the past few days.

Awesome. I'll be doing a lot of brainstorming about how we can improve the info process...as soon as I get some sleep, heh.

Please check the forums for more information in regards to his plans and intel. If needed, I will reinstate more wartime roles, such as Intel Ops, but I think that Portal Ops will be fine for now.

Yes, dammit. If you haven't joined the forums yet, DO IT NOW! We don't expect ya to post every day (unless you want to get an awesome post rank), but it lets you see our confidential info and help report suspected problems to be investigated.

SLASH SHALL HAVE MORE TO SAY ONCE SLEEP HAS OCCURED

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Barracks roster - August 21, 2007

Sterockicy's note:

Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

Also, What a week for points.

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 432
pepeatumi - 398
Seamonky - 359
Shanus - 313
EagleRock - 308

Seamonky - 2148
PenguinLink - 1587
BlueHippo - 1319
X-Naut - 1245
MetalDart - 1162

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Seamonky, PenguinLink!
New to the list: None!
Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: Seamonky + 255.6, PenguinLink + 165.0, MetalDart + 164.9!
Random word: Celica!

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name

01 // 55827 // 1245 // 177.9 // 147.9+ // X-Naut
02 // 55079 // 0765 // 109.3 // 083.2+ // Phantom
03 // 52780 // 1319 // 188.4 // 162.0+ // BlueHippo
04 // 52389 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // ADT
05 // 50999 // 0804 // 114.9 // 058.0+ // pepeatumi
06 // 48911 // 1087 // 155.3 // 116.0+ // Major-punk
07 // 43539 // 2148 // 306.9 // 255.6+ // Seamonky
08 // 37924 // 0050 // 007.1 // 000.8- // Sentio
09 // 34687 // 1037 // 148.1 // 104.1+ // EagleRock
10 // 33903 // 0842 // 120.3 // 118.0+ // SlashFirestorm
11 // 30810 // 0000 // 000.0 // 003.9- // ArtDanVal
12 // 30574 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.3- // pwroftheseagoat
13 // 30000 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // life
14 // 29543 // 0817 // 116.7 // 080.8+ // Coop83
15 // 29281 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // Hemlok
16 // 28586 // 0263 // 037.6 // 033.3+ // MadCow
17 // 26418 // 0157 // 022.4 // 020.1+ // LittleWashu
18 // 25716 // 1162 // 166.0 // 164.9+ // MetalDart
19 // 25008 // 1587 // 226.7 // 165.0+ // PenguinLink
20 // 18813 // 0549 // 078.4 // 067.3+ // Casualty
21 // 17834 // 0065 // 009.3 // 006.4+ // arianna1
22 // 15513 // 0265 // 037.9 // 035.8+ // hongkongexpress
23 // 13951 // 0909 // 129.9 // 085.2+ // Shanus
24 // 13890 // 0590 // 084.3 // 061.3+ // Sterockicy
25 // 10533 // 0151 // 021.6 // 019.2+ // ever-vigilant
26 // 10299 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // Azentiger
27 // 09853 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // Cool-Points
28 // 09640 // 0542 // 077.4 // 041.8+ // K-fox
29 // 09286 // 0857 // 122.4 // 119.4+ // Dela
30 // 09220 // 1101 // 157.3 // 122.4+ // Odyssic
31 // 08927 // 0101 // 014.4 // 003.4+ // DarkSoldier
32 // 07041 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // KungFuCow
33 // 06584 // 0697 // 099.6 // 083.2+ // DarkLotusJuggalo
34 // 05701 // 0873 // 124.7 // 112.0+ // RSQViper
35 // 05197 // 1077 // 153.9 // 153.9+ // Mendou
36 // 04510 // 1017 // 145.3 // 119.2+ // NickScott
37 // 03917 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // Snerd
38 // 03864 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.4- // Solidone
39 // 03294 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // ElementalSoldier
40 // 03218 // 0200 // 028.6 // 018.2+ // I-Love-Caitlyn
41 // 02853 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // SilentSoldier
42 // 02771 // 0205 // 029.3 // 022.7+ // Andrea364
43 // 02732 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // DaRk
44 // 02535 // 0026 // 003.7 // 003.6+ // Dante-Son-Of-Sparda
45 // 02415 // 0051 // 007.3 // 008.1- // TheThing
46 // 02371 // 0335 // 047.9 // 046.6+ // Imacow
47 // 02361 // 0354 // 050.6 // 036.2+ // HeavenDuff
48 // 02045 // 0328 // 046.9 // 041.9+ // TheBlueNeck
49 // 01981 // 0197 // 028.1 // 026.8+ // Ursiruss

At 8/21/07 02:35 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

PenguinLink - 432
pepeatumi - 398
Seamonky - 359
Shanus - 313
EagleRock - 308

^ Oops I left in that by accident ^

Ignore it!

Seamonky - 2148
PenguinLink - 1587
BlueHippo - 1319
X-Naut - 1245
MetalDart - 1162

^ This is the one you need to look at! ^

Look at the difference lol!

*Salutes*

At 8/21/07 02:35 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Seamonky - 2148

Jesus, man... what'd you do, protect everything on Clock Day or something??? That is an insane number of B/P in a week.

34 // 05701 // 0873 // 124.7 // 112.0+ // RSQViper

Wow. Even with using the zero button and flagging on Clock Day, my weekly total is my highest ever.

And Slash mentioned an audio artist. I shall to the same. BOSA.

Also, congratst Slash on his latest title.

And I need to update my sig, I just realized to reflect my new Sergeant rank I got on clock day. Silly me forgetting!

At 8/20/07 06:57 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

At 8/20/07 03:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: I was going though some of the clock day flash movies and take a look at what passed it make me laugh to a point but it is sad as well.

That is definatly a shocker that it got through without being flagged? Anyone want the honors of reporting it to Wade?

Men... thats horrible...

I wanted to go to sleep... but now... I'm doomed...

At 8/21/07 02:35 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - August 21, 2007

Thanks Stero :D

Sterockicy's note:

Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

So :P

Top 5 Gainers:

PenguinLink - 432
pepeatumi - 398
Seamonky - 359
Shanus - 313
EagleRock - 308

LOL @ Mistake :P

Seamonky - 2148
PenguinLink - 1587
BlueHippo - 1319
X-Naut - 1245
MetalDart - 1162

Dammit, off the repeat offenders list :'(

Top gainers, repeat offenders: Seamonky, PenguinLink!

Congrats guys

Top 3 biggest average rises: Seamonky + 255.6, PenguinLink + 165.0, MetalDart + 164.9!

Eh nice rises :O

Random word: Celica!

Haha, I know what that is, that sucks as a random word :P

22 // 15513 // 0265 // 037.9 // 035.8+ // hongkongexpress
23 // 13951 // 0909 // 129.9 // 085.2+ // Shanus
24 // 13890 // 0590 // 084.3 // 061.3+ // Sterockicy

Finally, it's about time I passed you :P well I'll be back at college in under a month, so it'll be a short lived victory. Maybe I could pass hongkongexpress.... probably not :D

*SALUTES*

At 8/20/07 05:56 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 8/19/07 05:04 PM, Coop83 wrote: I don't think you possibly can suspend Clock Day. It's just not feasable for any of the Newgrounds staff to even contemplate

Well they could at least ignore it and not recognize it as a NG holiday or just for a day to block users from submitting flash entries. It may be rough but so is the situation and something must be done.

Like I said in my earlier posts, it's as much a part of Newgrounds as The Portal itself! If it was better managed, we'd not complain, but we don't need such radical measures.

At 8/21/07 02:35 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - August 21, 2007

Thanks for the update :)

Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

Happy birthday, have a drink on me! (AC/DC)

Also, What a week for points.

Indeed

Random word: Celica!

The car in front is a Toyota, unless you're watching NASCAR, in which case they suck :P

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
13 // 30000 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // life
14 // 29543 // 0817 // 116.7 // 080.8+ // Coop83

I will be the next Supreme Commander!

::salute::

I seek to enlist in the Elite Guard Barracks! It's high time Portal spammers felt stings from a thousand BLAM rifles! Sure, my b/p count sucks right now, but that's easily rectified!

Supreme Commander EagleRock, this is MalacodaAligheri reporting for duty, SIR!

::salute::

At 8/21/07 03:01 AM, RSQViper wrote:

Seamonky - 2148

Jesus, man... what'd you do, protect everything on Clock Day or something??? That is an insane number of B/P in a week.

Well, I stayed up the whole 24 hours and more, plus there was a lot of 2's involved. A couple of zero's here and there, the rest was meh. I do admit this clock day sucked though because no matter what I do, the major crap would be protected anyways. I have to become more powerful. :/

Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

Happy Birthday Sterockicy! May you get good wishes and presents today. :)

I will be the next Supreme Commander!

I can't wait till you become one of us Coop. We can use another Supreme Commander. :)

I'm off the review now. *Salute

At 8/21/07 01:55 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Awesome. I'll be doing a lot of brainstorming about how we can improve the info process...as soon as I get some sleep, heh.

Sleep is good...

Yes, dammit. If you haven't joined the forums yet, DO IT NOW! We don't expect ya to post every day (unless you want to get an awesome post rank), but it lets you see our confidential info and help report suspected problems to be investigated.

Ditto. We're doing plenty of crap in the forum, which you'll miss if you don't go there.

SLASH SHALL HAVE MORE TO SAY ONCE SLEEP HAS OCCURED

MORE SLEEP.

At 8/21/07 02:35 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

Happy birthday!

09 // 34687 // 1037 // 148.1 // 104.1+ // EagleRock

Nice! This the first official star pace I've gotten on Newgrounds (on the B/P 51+ list I had 1002 B/P...just squeaking through!), which I thought I'd never get. Had star pace been reintroduced earlier, I would've had many more stars, as I was star-pacing when I first came on here...One's enough for me at this point, though!

At 8/21/07 10:06 AM, MalacodaAligheri wrote: I seek to enlist in the Elite Guard Barracks! It's high time Portal spammers felt stings from a thousand BLAM rifles! Sure, my b/p count sucks right now, but that's easily rectified!

Supreme Commander EagleRock, this is MalacodaAligheri reporting for duty, SIR!

Well, at least you got my rank right...9/10 people that try to sign up here still refer to me as "Sergeant EagleRock." Quite refreshing!

However, I can't have you join until you've qualified for the Elite Guard. This requires a rank of Private or higher, which is 2,500 B/P. Seeing as you are a Safety Patroller already, you obviously know how to B/P. So, I'll leave you to it. In the meantime, you might find the Newgrounds Police Department more to your liking, as they will probably accept you. Once you progress through the Police ranks and head to the Elite Guard, then you can join up here. Good luck!

*salutes*

A long way to go, but enough shit comes through to make it feel shorter.

It'll be an honor to serve with you all. Hell, sir, I feel i already am right now.

*salute

Shanus, Stereocity, just to let you guys know, I've been a Barracks member for about two years now and I was told I was not on the roster. Just letting you guys know.

Sorry for such a short post.

Did anyone open up that flash with a kid screaming with all kinda of nasty shit and it kept spawning up pop ups and shit? My computer almost died from it! Thank god it was deleated. I almost had a heart attack. :(

Supreme Commander Eagle Rock, this is sergeant philonous reporting for duty sir. I have been on a protracted leave of absence but have recently rejoined the portal and am keen to start doing my elite guard duty once again.
If it helps my application process, may I say how keen I am to see an end to the spammy fflash from the kittykrew, froks etc. getting through and that since I've been back I've been doing my level best to blam it all...

At 8/21/07 04:38 PM, philonous wrote: Supreme Commander Eagle Rock, this is sergeant philonous reporting for duty sir. I have been on a protracted leave of absence but have recently rejoined the portal and am keen to start doing my elite guard duty once again.
If it helps my application process, may I say how keen I am to see an end to the spammy fflash from the kittykrew, froks etc. getting through and that since I've been back I've been doing my level best to blam it all...

Howdy! I'm Barracks Recruitment Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm (whew, long title). You indeed have the rank required to join up with the Barracks, good sir!

However, it is important that I make something clear. We are not against any flash group or artist that doesn't break any rules. Our only official enemies are those who violate the rules of Newgrounds. That doesn't mean you can't zero flashes that you don't like, it just means that our official policy is individual decisions and unbiased voting (that is, voting based on each flash on a case-by-case basis).

If you're okay with this, go and check out the Barracks FAQ at our forums. Afterwards, if you don't have any questions, sign up there and I'll get you validated.

If you do have questions, PM me. I'll be glad to answer any you might have.

Hope to have you come aboard, Sergeant!

*salute*

At 8/18/07 05:13 PM, Coop83 wrote:

Good for you, what are you doing, may I ask?

I actually run a little convienance store by a gas station.. lol. Not really too desireable or exciting but it's very slow-paced so I'd much rather be there then some hectic fast food place while I'm in school.

At 8/21/07 02:35 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Barracks roster - August 21, 2007

Fucking right! Thanks man.

Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

This is totally me wishing you a happy birthday!

Also, What a week for points.

heh, yeah.

Top 5 Gainers:

I was pretty close but no cigar. Congrats to those who did make it.

04 // 52389 // 0000 // 000.0 // 000.0+ // ADT

As I long term goal I'll try to pass you before new years. Shouldn't be too difficult.

05 // 50999 // 0804 // 114.9 // 058.0+ // pepeatumi

Yeah I'm catching up!

06 // 48911 // 1087 // 155.3 // 116.0+ // Major-punk

Clock Day was okay for me.

07 // 43539 // 2148 // 306.9 // 255.6+ // Seamonky

erm.. am I in trouble?

Again, thanks for the update Sterockicy. =)

At 8/21/07 11:55 AM, MalacodaAligheri wrote: A long way to go, but enough shit comes through to make it feel shorter.
It'll be an honor to serve with you all. Hell, sir, I feel i already am right now.
*salute

Good attitude, Patroller! We'll be glad to see you work up and join our ranks!

At 8/21/07 04:59 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 8/21/07 04:38 PM, philonous wrote: Supreme Commander Eagle Rock, this is sergeant philonous reporting for duty sir. I have been on a protracted leave of absence but have recently rejoined the portal and am keen to start doing my elite guard duty once again.
If it helps my application process, may I say how keen I am to see an end to the spammy fflash from the kittykrew, froks etc. getting through and that since I've been back I've been doing my level best to blam it all...

Howdy! I'm Barracks Recruitment Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm (whew, long title). You indeed have the rank required to join up with the Barracks, good sir!

LOL...I love the rank...I guess "Chief Barracks Officer Supreme Commander EagleRock" is a long one too.

However, it is important that I make something clear. We are not against any flash group or artist that doesn't break any rules. Our only official enemies are those who violate the rules of Newgrounds. That doesn't mean you can't zero flashes that you don't like, it just means that our official policy is individual decisions and unbiased voting (that is, voting based on each flash on a case-by-case basis).

I couldn't have said it better. That's exactly the way we stand, here. We fight against spam, but every single flash, regardless of who posts it, gets a fair vote.

Hope to have you come aboard, Sergeant!

*salute*

Same here!

*salutes*

To the rest of the Barracks, my time at work is now over, so I'm heading home for some dinner. After dinner, I'll try to finish up some more of the story, as I know the wait has been long enough.

At 8/21/07 05:38 PM, EagleRock wrote: To the rest of the Barracks, my time at work is now over, so I'm heading home for some dinner. After dinner, I'll try to finish up some more of the story, as I know the wait has been long enough.

Well, it's about time. I've been on this cliff hanger for ever and I NEED to know what happens next.

Or I will die. You here me???? My death will be on your hands!!!
-----------
Let's see... ah, an update. Well, I am working on two Flash still and making progress on both. "You Love This Movie" is looking good. I'm working on that one with boinky33 who I think is hilarious (he is featured on the front page of www.AlbinoBlackSheep.com right now). Hopefully we can get a lot done on that in the next two weeks before he has to get back to college.

"Spaced Out 2" is also looking GREAT graphically. I'm still working graphics on that one for an overhaul. Man, does it ever look better than the first episode.

I'm also woking on a BYTESIZE for the frontpage on NG and that is about 1/2 done. If I spend 1 more day on it, it'll be done, I imagine.

Also thinking of helping out Casualty and making a Flash for his NGLog. He's looking to add Flash to it like BYTESIZE here on NG, so if anyone else is interested go check out his userpage.

Oh, and I updated my sig. Now it refelcts sergeant. I'm also 70% of the way to Staff Sergeant, so a couple weeks and I should have it. or one if I bust ass, but with all the animation I have going, I doubt I get to.

Check you later!

*salutes*

At 8/21/07 02:35 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - August 21, 2007

Thx a lot !

Sterockicy's note:

Hey, it's totally my birthday tomorrow!

Happy birthday

Also, What a week for points.

Top 5 Gainers:

Seamonky - 2148

47 // 02361 // 0354 // 050.6 // 036.2+ // HeavenDuff

Calm down dude, you almost made my total B/P points since the last rosters !

At 8/21/07 04:59 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

Howdy! I'm Barracks Recruitment Officer Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm (whew, long title). You indeed have the rank required to join up with the Barracks, good sir!

However, it is important that I make something clear. We are not against any flash group or artist that doesn't break any rules.

Hope to have you come aboard, Sergeant!

*salute*

Now that's a hell of a title there BROSC SlashFirestorm!
I've read through the FAQ which all makes sense and have signed up on the forums.
Understood about the EGB's stance on flash groups. I'll make sure that I vote for each and every submission on its merits (or lack thereof). As the good book says "love the spammer, hate the spam" or something like that.
Or perhaps as Voltaire once wrote "I may not like your spammy flash, but I'll defend to the death your right to submit it to Newgrounds (providing you don't violate any rules)"...

Looking forward to becoming a productive member of the barracks.
*salute*

At 8/21/07 07:08 PM, philonous wrote: Now that's a hell of a title there BROSC SlashFirestorm!

Would be even crazier if we were still under the old design...Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Elite Guard Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm for the win.

I've read through the FAQ which all makes sense and have signed up on the forums.

Validated.

Understood about the EGB's stance on flash groups. I'll make sure that I vote for each and every submission on its merits (or lack thereof). As the good book says "love the spammer, hate the spam" or something like that.

Everyone sure seems to love me, despite my...questionable flash skills. :-D

Or perhaps as Voltaire once wrote "I may not like your spammy flash, but I'll defend to the death your right to submit it to Newgrounds (providing you don't violate any rules)"...

Yep, you understand what we're about. Awesomeness.

Looking forward to becoming a productive member of the barracks.

Welcome aboard! We have another Elite Guard in our ranks! Kick ass.

*salute*

Is it me or the effects of Clock Day are still present on the Portal ?
Cause I have been looking at some UJ submissions today and some flash are spam and also some artists are submitting some of their flashs multiple time but under different names and they still get protected.

I can't seem to find the flash I'm talking about, but if I can find it I'll send the link to the EGB.

At 8/21/07 06:06 PM, RSQViper wrote: Well, it's about time. I've been on this cliff hanger for ever and I NEED to know what happens next.

Yeah, yeah, I know. *slaps self on wrist* No Flight Sim X for me until I churn out one chapter. Deal? I'll make it quick, too. There's a Cessna with my name on it waiting to play.

Or I will die. You here me???? My death will be on your hands!!!

I 'aint tellin'.

At 8/21/07 07:08 PM, philonous wrote: Understood about the EGB's stance on flash groups. I'll make sure that I vote for each and every submission on its merits (or lack thereof). As the good book says "love the spammer, hate the spam" or something like that.

I have to say, "love the spammer, hate the spam" has to be the best line I've heard in a very long time. I should make that my mantra. Awesome!

Or perhaps as Voltaire once wrote "I may not like your spammy flash, but I'll defend to the death your right to submit it to Newgrounds (providing you don't violate any rules)"...

Ha! You keep churning them out!

Looking forward to becoming a productive member of the barracks.
*salute*

Glad to have you back with us. Now grab your blam rifle and get out there! Newgrounds needs you! Hooah!

At 8/21/07 08:02 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Would be even crazier if we were still under the old design...Barracks Recruitment Officer/Portal Operations Officer Elite Guard Supreme Commander Slash Firestorm for the win.

Damn, even I can't beat that one. The best I can get to that one is "Elite Guard Supreme Commander EagleRock, Chief Barracks Officer of The Elite Guard Barracks." I'd love to throw in a few "Duke of Englands" and "Count of Choculas," but what would I get from that? "Duke of Clubs and Crews?" Unlikely.

Oh, well. Story time.

At 8/21/07 03:50 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Shanus, Stereocity, just to let you guys know, I've been a Barracks member for about two years now and I was told I was not on the roster. Just letting you guys know.

I think I will quote that just incase someone might overlook it.

Thanks, EagleRock, for all that help when selecting my tablet and stuff. Good thing to know I have friends like you looking out for me. =P I just order my tablet, so when I get it, I will adapt to it quickly and draw out some major Flash art.

This could bring the Slash Returns series into a whole new light, even though my first project will most likely incorporate the Elite Guard Barracks doing its duty during Clock Day 2020, or maybe Madness Day if I feel like trying and winning the prize money. After that though, I want to make a Slash Returns movie that can be respected in the Newgrounds archive. All I ask if that the people who I mainly co-author (SlashFirestorm, AfroUnderscoreStud, and Cereal) help by writing some the of the story.

Getting ever closer to a rank up, finally.

How about another, please don't overlook me quote.

At 8/21/07 03:50 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote: Shanus, Stereocity, just to let you guys know, I've been a Barracks member for about two years now and I was told I was not on the roster. Just letting you guys know.