DEFCON Update:

Let's give the ol' DEFCON a rest. Down to DEFCON 4 it goes! Have a nice sleep!

At 1/17/06 11:15 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Congratulations on that,sir! I hope that I am the first one to congratulate you since I am so happy for you. With your current pace, you will rank up again in the next 8-9 days. :D

Respectfully, Captain, sir, why did you address Master Sergeant as "sir?" Just out of respect for his new position? Also, I believe you are right, sir...8-9 days is probably a good estimate for his next promotion.

At 1/17/06 06:37 PM, K-Pingu wrote: Well, you just did, so that saves me a job. And on a sad note, I leave here tomorrow :'(.
Less than 100 B/P until I rank out...

At 1/17/06 07:24 PM, K-Pingu wrote: (97, portal is slow...)

At 1/17/06 07:40 PM, K-Pingu wrote: (96)

At 1/17/06 07:48 PM, KPingu wrote: (93)

At 1/17/06 08:32 PM, K-Pingu wrote: (89)

At 1/17/06 08:38 PM, K-Pingu wrote: (88)

At 1/17/06 08:52 PM, K-Pingu wrote: In other news, 85 B/P until I reach EG private...and I cant wait!

At 1/17/06 09:08 PM, K-Pingu wrote: (still 81, slow portal)

At 1/17/06 11:59 PM, K-Pingu wrote: (51)

At 1/18/06 12:19 AM, K-Pingu wrote: (45 B/P away from EG Private)

At 1/18/06 01:27 AM, K-Pingu wrote: (I shall return here in 35 B/P)

So...anyone else feel like they're listening to a space shuttle launch countdown?

Oh yeah, the official count is currently P-34bp (Promotion - 34 B/P)

lol

Well, I'm off to the bunks. I have to report to my civilian work post tomorrow. Good night, fellow soldiers!

*salutes*

OH SNAP! I forgot the day's end report, and it's two hours later! Oh well, I'll just use the stat I had when I took my Master Sergeant screenshot, lol, since that was only half an hour before the new NG day.

Day's end report:
Approximatly 139 points!!! Awesome haul for a weekday! Enough to easily give me my promotion, lol. The reason for the extra was partly due to me waking up two hours earlier than usual, but still, the portal was unusually active for a Tuesday...
Ha, I only missed 40 points the whole day...
I have places to go tomorrow for a couple hours, so I'll hit the bunks now, so I can wake up early to be ready/look out for K-Pingu's ascension into the Elite Guard, lol. Good night and good hunting, everyone! :salute:

At 1/18/06 01:54 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: OH SNAP! I forgot the day's end report, and it's two hours later! Oh well, I'll just use the stat I had when I took my Master Sergeant screenshot, lol, since that was only half an hour before the new NG day.

I knew something didn't feel right.

Day's end report:
Approximatly 139 points!!! Awesome haul for a weekday! Enough to easily give me my promotion, lol. The reason for the extra was partly due to me waking up two hours earlier than usual, but still, the portal was unusually active for a Tuesday...

I wish I could make such a claim. I had to settle for 98 points due to my first day of returning to work and training. So naturally I missed a lot of points I normally would have grabbed.

Ha, I only missed 40 points the whole day...

Jeez...even I can't make a claim like that (I think...)

I have places to go tomorrow for a couple hours, so I'll hit the bunks now, so I can wake up early to be ready/look out for K-Pingu's ascension into the Elite Guard, lol. Good night and good hunting, everyone! :salute:

If you're looking for his ascension, it shouldn't be hard...he's telling it to the hills! Oh boy will I ever have fun tomorrow when he makes it in...

Anyway, time for some milk and then bed. Hmm...beer...then milk? Talk about paradigm shifts without the clutch...

*EagleRock ponders the situation a bit too much before he retires*

At 1/18/06 02:00 AM, EagleRock wrote: If you're looking for his ascension, it shouldn't be hard...he's telling it to the hills! Oh boy will I ever have fun tomorrow when he makes it in...

Of don't worry, I've prepared him a special initiation today... as soon as you wake up and see it you will have a good laugh... *grins in evil way*

I got a pretty sad 51 b/p points today. =(

At 1/17/06 07:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: Average Experience: 4,305

Above Average for me

Average Reviews: 803

Dragging that one down (makes note)

Average Blams: 7,198

Well, people like Bahamut7 and Nimmer are pumping this one up, though I hope to catch the inflated averages soon.

Average Saves: 4,054

Same here, though I've got lots to do

Average Posts: 3,165

Well, my mighty spam won't stand for such a weak figure

Are you above average? >: )

2 above, 3 below, so I'm about average.

At 1/18/06 01:47 AM, EagleRock wrote:

So...anyone else feel like they're listening to a space shuttle launch countdown?

Actually if you never pointed that out I wouldnt of noticed. XD

Oh yeah, the official count is currently P-34bp (Promotion - 34 B/P)

lol

Its 32 now *anticipation is mounting*

At 1/17/06 11:28 PM, -Shadow_XII- wrote:

Thank you, sir. It feels good to be able to flash gold to the la-dehs ;)

Welcome back Shadow, its been like over a month since your last visit so I put you in the inactives list, Ill take you out now.
Hopefully you stop by a little more often though, anyway congrats on Praporschik. = )

At 1/18/06 02:10 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

I've prepared him a special initiation today... as soon as you wake up and see it you will have a good laugh... *grins in evil way*

>: )

I dont know what its about but im gonna pretend I do...

At 1/18/06 03:52 AM, X-Naut wrote:

I got a pretty sad 51 b/p points today. =(

That post made me wonder if you find 51 a day sad, then whats your average b/p per day...

Since your sign up date you've been on NG for 1219 days and you have 54,372 b/p put the numbers together and your left with 44.60 b/p per day!

...

So with my pace of 56.81 it would take me 959 days to pass your b/p assuming you retired now. But if we both continue at our current paces I would gain 12.21 b/p more than you everyday and since our current difference is 44,767 b/p...
It will take me 3,666 days to pass you.

I think...

holy shit I cant believe I just did all of that at 7:14am.

At 1/18/06 07:37 AM, Major_punk wrote: >:)

I dont know what its about but im gonna pretend I do...

I'll PM to you over the forums right now... You are gonna love it... Made it myself.
BTW: update sig, you are ranked #235.

At 1/17/06 07:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: Just some stats I threw together for the Barracks to look upon. = )

January 17th 2006

29 Total Members

Average Experience: 4,305

Not even close!

Average Reviews: 803

I might just be able to catch up to that one.

Average Blams: 7,198

OMG!

Average Saves: 4,054

OMG!

Average Posts: 3,165

Hmm...below average here as well?

Are you above average? >: )

HELLZ NO!

lol

At 1/18/06 08:09 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote:

At 1/17/06 07:48 PM, Major_punk wrote:

Are you above average? >: )

HELLZ NO!

Well, it's a goal for you to aim at.

At 1/18/06 08:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 1/18/06 08:09 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote:

At 1/17/06 07:48 PM, Major_punk wrote:

Are you above average? >: )

HELLZ NO!

Well, it's a goal for you to aim at.

lol...I suppose so, sir! However, my current goal is to make Corporal. I'm just over 100 B/P points away from it!

Hey, I just came over to tell you guys that probably k-pingu is going to make it to elite guard today. We'll miss him at the hq, but if hes coming here, he will be able to b/p more then ever.

We are having a bit of trouble finding a new leader though, any suggestions?

At 1/18/06 08:35 AM, Rslegend wrote: Hey, I just came over to tell you guys that probably k-pingu is going to make it to elite guard today. We'll miss him at the hq, but if hes coming here, he will be able to b/p more then ever.

We are having a bit of trouble finding a new leader though, any suggestions?

You have always seemed like a great leader. And you have the Police Captain Rank to boot!

If I'm going to place a nomination, It'd be on you!

Well, thanks mitsubishi, but I doubt I will be chosed. I think the people who were nominated are britkid, darth malentus, and noob anarcist (or is is antichrist? I never remember). So right now, they are the choices.

At 1/18/06 08:43 AM, Rslegend wrote: Well, thanks mitsubishi, but I doubt I will be chosed. I think the people who were nominated are britkid, darth malentus, and noob anarcist (or is is antichrist? I never remember). So right now, they are the choices.

ah well, you're still a good captain and leader. you'll still make the PD pround ;)

wow, thanks, guys, Im not sure if you are just making this up for laughs, or being sincere, if you are, again, thanks alot, but I seriously doubt I will be made the new unit ops officer. I think someone in the ngpd would have to nominate me.

At 1/18/06 08:58 AM, Rslegend wrote: wow, thanks, guys, Im not sure if you are just making this up for laughs, or being sincere, if you are, again, thanks alot, but I seriously doubt I will be made the new unit ops officer. I think someone in the ngpd would have to nominate me.

If you say so. In that case, you should speak up & ask to be second in comand. You are certaintly qualified for that!

Btw, we ARE being sincere.

First, a note to my superior officer Second Lieutenant Ghost_Phantom.

It's sad that I know what movie that set of lines came from.

"This is for all you new people. I only got one rule. Everyone fights, no one quits. You don't do your job I'll shoot you. Do you get me?" - Revjack (or however you spell his name) and later Rico from Starship Troopers.

And "I need a new _____. You're it 'til you're dead, or 'til I find someone better." (said by Revjack and Rico at different points).

AND a variation on that line. "I'll take it. Til I get killed or you find someone better." Said by Rico.

Yes, I loved Starship Troopers. :P

BACK ON TOPIC BACK ON TOPIC!

After adding up some numbers, it seems that I have 4,354 B/P total. My last promotion occurred on Sunday Jan. 8 2006, so assuming that my promotion occured at the end of that day (even though it didn't), and knowing I won't be back online today (in all likelihood), my current B/P per day count for the past 10 days is a paltry 35.4. This I cannot allow. I must step up and do the Elite Guard proud!
*salutes*

At 1/18/06 08:43 AM, Rslegend wrote: Well, thanks mitsubishi, but I doubt I will be chosed. I think the people who were nominated are britkid, darth malentus, and noob anarcist (or is is antichrist? I never remember). So right now, they are the choices.

Those are Chu's potential nominations for replacing me as freewebs site/forums admin. I personally think that both Britkid and Noob-Antichrist are too inactive to merit that job.

Captain Rslegend, mosey over to the forums and check your user rank. Merry late Christmas :).

At 1/18/06 01:47 AM, EagleRock wrote: So...anyone else feel like they're listening to a space shuttle launch countdown?

Oh funny. Although I guess it must seem like that...it was a bit stupid a thing to do...

At 1/18/06 02:00 AM, EagleRock wrote: If you're looking for his ascension, it shouldn't be hard...he's telling it to the hills! Oh boy will I ever have fun tomorrow when he makes it in...

Guilty as charged...you know maybe i'll take the day off B/P just to make you sit and wait anxiously(sp?)

At 1/18/06 02:10 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Of don't worry, I've prepared him a special initiation today... as soon as you wake up and see it you will have a good laugh... *grins in evil way*

Oh dear...look what I've done...but now I'm curious as to what the 'special invitation' is...

At 1/18/06 10:22 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Oh dear...look what I've done...but now I'm curious as to what the 'special invitation' is...

Invitation? I meant initiation- a ceremony held in many cutlers to welcome new comers or people who have aged enough to become men. This is our initiation. You will be told a line, which you can find after any new member request but yours will be special. With the line you will receive some thing I made myself for you alone... You will see.

DEFCON Update:

The Portal seems to be standard, so I will restore DEFCON 3 until further notice. I imagine this to be a normal (not slow) day.

At 1/18/06 07:37 AM, Major_punk wrote:

At 1/18/06 02:10 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

I've prepared him a special initiation today... as soon as you wake up and see it you will have a good laugh... *grins in evil way*

>: )

I dont know what its about but im gonna pretend I do...

I think he and I are not the only ones that will be part of this...but that's what you get for announcing a space shuttle launch countdown!

So with my pace of 56.81 it would take me 959 days to pass your b/p assuming you retired now. But if we both continue at our current paces I would gain 12.21 b/p more than you everyday and since our current difference is 44,767 b/p...
It will take me 3,666 days to pass you.

I think...

Feels like me trying to get to level 29.

At 1/18/06 08:21 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 1/18/06 08:09 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote:

At 1/17/06 07:48 PM, Major_punk wrote:

Are you above average? >: )

HELLZ NO!

Well, it's a goal for you to aim at.

I must say I really enjoy your attitude lately, fellow Praporshchik. Quite the encouraging one you are!

At 1/18/06 08:35 AM, Rslegend wrote: Hey, I just came over to tell you guys that probably k-pingu is going to make it to elite guard today. We'll miss him at the hq, but if hes coming here, he will be able to b/p more then ever.

I think we've heard. (See my post that references him giving his countdown...)

We are having a bit of trouble finding a new leader though, any suggestions?

How about Police Sergeant DarthMalentus? After all, he's only the CREATOR of the club. He seems to have a vision for the club's advancement, but you officers won't bother listening to him. At least that's what I got from my daily recon there.

If he wants to stick around this time, I'd recommend him taking the wheel again.

If not, then I'd probably have to nominate you. You are just as dedicated, and would be an excellent replacement for Captain K-Pingu.

I will of course post my proclivities officially at the NGPD, so don't worry.

At 1/18/06 10:22 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Those are Chu's potential nominations for replacing me as freewebs site/forums admin. I personally think that both Britkid and Noob-Antichrist are too inactive to merit that job.

Probably. Honestly, I'd have to say it is between DarthMalentus and Rslegend at this point.

At 1/18/06 01:47 AM, EagleRock wrote: So...anyone else feel like they're listening to a space shuttle launch countdown?

Oh funny. Although I guess it must seem like that...it was a bit stupid a thing to do...

Nah. I was just kidding. I was just as excited when I was going to make the Elite Guard, and it wasn't like that was the only thing you were posting, so don't worry about it.

At 1/18/06 02:00 AM, EagleRock wrote: If you're looking for his ascension, it shouldn't be hard...he's telling it to the hills! Oh boy will I ever have fun tomorrow when he makes it in...

Guilty as charged...you know maybe i'll take the day off B/P just to make you sit and wait anxiously(sp?)

Your funeral...

At 1/18/06 10:20 AM, psykolord wrote: Yes, I loved Starship Troopers. :P

So do I. I liked the movie and remembered the line they said then... I always enjoyed some of the things they said on those scenes... Still it was relevant and dramatic... Good to see you like the movie as well...

At 1/17/06 07:48 PM, Major_punk wrote: Just some stats I threw together for the Barracks to look upon. = )

Cool information. I'm above average for everything except reviews. Damn you ~X~!

At 1/17/06 09:46 PM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: You're lookin' at your newest Praporshchik.

Good work on that gold badge, Shadow! *salutes*

At 1/17/06 10:37 PM, Afro_harryjarry wrote: And I thought it was pretty neat having our average voting power 7.77 ^_^

That's pretty cool. Too bad I'm going to skip over 8.88 VP. :(

At 1/18/06 04:21 AM, Coop83 wrote: Well, people like Bahamut7 and Nimmer are pumping this one up, though I hope to catch the inflated averages soon.

And ~X~ and TITROTU.

Nothing under judgment now... I strongly suggest DEFCON 5 and a good break. Not to mention that the rest of the portal day so far has all been rather slow...

At 1/18/06 11:54 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Nothing under judgment now... I strongly suggest DEFCON 5 and a good break. Not to mention that the rest of the portal day so far has all been rather slow...

Well, there's two flashes now. :P I dunno about a DEFCON 5 now, but I havn't seen the rest of the portal activity today. Heh, since the portal's very slow today, it's a good thing I don't usually go on the internet much on Wednesdays.

At 1/18/06 11:57 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: Well, there's two flashes now. :P I dunno about a DEFCON 5 now, but I havn't seen the rest of the portal activity today. Heh, since the portal's very slow today, it's a good thing I don't usually go on the internet much on Wednesdays.

Well it was true when I wrote it... I guess DEFCON 4 will do... Well today was a disappointment to me because I had a lot of time today and hardly got a point... I was here from the very beginning of the new Newgrounds day, I haven't missed a single submission so far... which sucks because they were hardly any.

DEFCON Update:

I would have to disagree with the users that are recommending DEFCON 5, but I would definately have to agree that the Portal is very slow. The DEFCON is being dropped to DEFCON 4 for now. Depending on how the Portal behaves from this point, it may be dropped to DEFCON 5 soon.

At 1/18/06 12:07 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Well it was true when I wrote it... I guess DEFCON 4 will do... Well today was a disappointment to me because I had a lot of time today and hardly got a point...

Are you calling it a day now? you do know K-Pingu is only 6 points away from Private...

I was here from the very beginning of the new Newgrounds day, I haven't missed a single submission so far... which sucks because they were hardly any.

heh, ya ive been awake since 6am Ng time because school was canceled due to the weather (yay). Theres probibly been only 10 submissions since then. = /.

At 1/18/06 12:12 PM, Major_punk wrote: Are you calling it a day now? you do know K-Pingu is only 6 points away from Private...

No, 15. I wish it was 6, but its a slow day.

At 1/18/06 12:12 PM, Major_punk wrote: Are you calling it a day now? you do know K-Pingu is only 6 points away from Private...

So? I was expecting my next rank in a few hours but I guess it might not happen...

heh, ya ive been awake since 6am Ng time because school was canceled due to the weather (yay). Theres probibly been only 10 submissions since then. = /.

12 saves during the whole day... 39 blams... and 2 UJ and this is what we have to show after over 12 hours? A true disappointment for me... I was hoping for a full day but at least I made 8 K blams a while back...