Hey everybody I was hoping that the barracks would help me out. Ive been trying to start a new phrase thingamajig in this thread Would you all mind helping me do that by keeping the thread alive and using it some time or another. K thanks

At 5/31/07 08:59 PM, EagleRock wrote: However, being married to them and living with them day in and day out, you are now fully exposed to their craziness.

Oh, that makes a lot more sense.

Also, it doesn't hurt to be crazy yourself. :-)

I'm sure it doesn't. But I'm also sure there is a point where you can be TOO crazy. And as soon as you reach that point, a bunch of guys will probably come, and take you to a place completely covered in mattresses, and a barred window.

Well, time for me to finally shut down this machine for the last time. Next time I post I'll be using my new PC!

Sounds great. So what are you going to do with your old PC then? Toss it out? Set it ablaze? Use it as a footrest?

See you all on the other side!

When you say something like that, I'm wondering whether I should be excited, or I should be scared for my own life.

STOLEN ALERT!

Stolen

Original

Seriously, its the Swords and sandals series. Did he really think he could get away with it?

At 6/1/07 09:38 PM, Ursiruss wrote: Hey everybody I was hoping that the barracks would help me out. Ive been trying to start a new phrase thingamajig in this thread Would you all mind helping me do that by keeping the thread alive and using it some time or another. K thanks

Meh, I don't really like it. It's alright, but nothing you want to go around saying. Maybe on the internet, but only a maybe.I'm sorry to tell you this, but it won't work out between you two. It's not you, it's the phrase.

At 6/1/07 02:25 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Oh ok!

I'm suprised you even remembered :P

Ok no worries. I can help you out there!

Thanks, tis greatly appreciated.

Indeed I do. I will need you to deposit for me between the 24th of June and the 4th of July. I have a 10 day camp to central Australia. I would really appriciate if you could deposit for me those 10 days.

Yeah, I can do that. Just hope I'm not working full time by that stage so I can get some time in on NG

I know! My bday is on the 14th of June which is only 2 weeks away. I hoped to make the top 300 by then and I did....easily!

Hmmm, doubt I'll make 2000 B/P points in 3 weeks, but I'll be close to that #300 mark, you beat me there ;)

*SALUTES*

If they deregulate certain laws, it would be possible for everyone to have cheap access to around 150mbps on their own computer. No bullshit. I saw a demonstration of it on C-SPAN the other night. All I could think of was the massive amount of porn that could be shared with that shit.

New HEBREW MUSTARD tonight.

In "goddamn it, I hate my personal life right now" news, my great grandmother was admitted to the hospital. I don't know anything else right now. Let's change the subject.

I broke down and bought season 1 of Oz on DVD. If you haven't seen it, you really need to. It was HBO's first 1 hour drama series and it set the tone for so many others. It's dark, gripping, funny... It has everything you could ask for in a good TV show.

I've been playing Runescape more than doing my b/p, but I'm still making points. I'm about to crack top 1000. I'm also very close to staff sergeant.

I'll get around to opening polls for the literature contest unless you want that PC bullshit of "you're all winners." Either way is no hassle, but let me know one way or 'nother.

At 6/2/07 06:28 AM, Shanus wrote:

I'm suprised you even remembered :P

I have quite a good memory I think. Cant remember? Lol! I am good at remembering important dates, I am just really bad at remembering names......Justin.

Thanks, tis greatly appreciated.

No worries.

Yeah, I can do that. Just hope I'm not working full time by that stage so I can get some time in on NG

Thanks. Where are you planning to work full time?

Hmmm, doubt I'll make 2000 B/P points in 3 weeks, but I'll be close to that #300 mark, you beat me there ;)

Yeah, and the top 300 list was just posted by AUS. Awesomeness!

*SALUTES*

*Salutes*

At 6/2/07 12:25 AM, X-Naut wrote:

At 5/31/07 08:59 PM, EagleRock wrote: Also, it doesn't hurt to be crazy yourself. :-)

I'm sure it doesn't. But I'm also sure there is a point where you can be TOO crazy. And as soon as you reach that point, a bunch of guys will probably come, and take you to a place completely covered in mattresses, and a barred window.

...Hey! Were you spying on my apartment? How'd you know that? And since when did you fratenize with my "house associates?"

The barred window, incidentally, is great at keeping the voices out of my head.

Well, time for me to finally shut down this machine for the last time. Next time I post I'll be using my new PC!

Sounds great. So what are you going to do with your old PC then? Toss it out? Set it ablaze? Use it as a footrest?

I'm gutting it for parts. My wife is using a P4 1.5GHz, so I'm giving her my P4 2.8GHz with hyperthreading. The rest of the parts go to be recycled. Especially that stupid $20 case that I had to fight with for so long.

See you all on the other side!

When you say something like that, I'm wondering whether I should be excited, or I should be scared for my own life.

Ha...I can do that to people. Incidentally, I had to fight for a while with my machine (the power supply wasn't good enough, so I had to trot to Best Buy to pick up a new one), plus I had to deal with my Windows XP CD not supporting more than 130GB hard drives (ugh...), but thanks to many hours of configuring (and PartitionMagic), I'm back with a fully-functional Windows PC. Lord of the Rings Online and Oblivion, so far, can't stand a chance against my graphics card, as I've pretty much maxed all settings at 1280x1024 and my computer is taking it like a champ.

Next step: install Ubuntu on my PC and my USB drive, get that set up, and then it's overclocking time!

Anyway, time to go to a stupid birthday party, so I'll be back in a while. No B-P for me. :-(

Hey everybody wuzzup? Well i just made my new b/p rank here recently. And im now going after EG Sargent. On a diffrent note how is everybody doing b/p and otherwise today? Well today is going to be the day where i get back to or at least try to get back to my old pace.

I cracked top 1000... Time to get lazy... What's this?!? ILC got up to coporal?!?

YOU LOOK AT NAKED MEN!

But seriously-- congrats.

New HEBREW MUSTARD after this post.

My great grandmother is doing fine. She gets out of the hospital tomorrow.

Long time no post, so I'll post now.

At 6/2/07 10:07 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Well guy's im very close to my next B/P rank, i know iv kept saying that but it never happened but i checked up on it i actually am very close. Also your looking at an 07 user with Deity Whistle.

No, really? Man... Deity Whistle... I want this...

At 6/2/07 10:37 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Yeah, and the top 300 list was just posted by AUS. Awesomeness!

I hope you'll climb the ranks enough fast. It's getting harder from that point... At least there is a lot of inactive users in the Top 300 List, so it will only be hard when you'll try to pass active users.

At 6/3/07 03:05 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Hey everybody wuzzup? Well i just made my new b/p rank here recently. And im now going after EG Sargent. On a diffrent note how is everybody doing b/p and otherwise today? Well today is going to be the day where i get back to or at least try to get back to my old pace.

Congrats for the rank, soldier! One more rank and you'll get in the long Sergeant Ranks.

Ok, here's a question. When Sentio will send the results from the Third Review Challenge?

At 6/3/07 09:24 PM, Azentiger wrote: Congrats for the rank, soldier! One more rank and you'll get in the long Sergeant Ranks.

Yeah well i guess it will be worth it cause it will bring me one rank closer to my ultimate goal b/p wise.

At 6/3/07 08:09 PM, Snerd wrote:

:: But seriously-- congrats

Thanks for that Snerd. But hopefully i will get to sargent alot quicker then i got to corporal. And my b/p pace should be speeding up because i have alor more free time now i just need to start coming back here alot more often.

Congrats to people with achivements- Akatsuki on deity whistle, still impressive even if not as much so as it was, Snerd on making the top 1000, and ILC on the new rank as well. Plus anyone else I may have missed, no doubt there have been a few.

Another weekend of little activity for me, too much tennis and lazing around in the sun (and that crappy work thing), not enough time for NG. It's hurting my B/P pace a little, though to be honest I'm enjoying the time away from it, I've been too obsessed for too long. Time to wind down before the summer.

At 6/3/07 09:24 PM, Azentiger wrote:

, soldier! One more rank and you'll get in the long Sergeant Ranks.

Ok, here's a question. When Sentio will send the results from the Third Review Challenge?

When ILC and PenguinLink send me their ranks via PM *hint hint*. I'll post it as soon as I can, but I ask that everyone remains patient until then, there is no rush, and the results will come along eventually.

*salutes*

At 6/2/07 10:07 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Also your looking at an 07 user with Deity Whistle.

You must really like this whole whistle thing, how long did it take you to get from Gold to Deity, I'm sort of interested if some one would do it for me.

At 6/4/07 01:36 AM, Phantom wrote: You must really like this whole whistle thing, how long did it take you to get from Gold to Deity, I'm sort of interested if some one would do it for me.

It's doesn't take that long to get a Diety Whistle. Actually, it's easy to get a Diety Whistle. Maybe I could get you the Diety Whistle so I cna get a good side. Just PM me if you want to do that. :)

Just thought I'd stop by and say hi, how's everyone doing?

I've spen the weekend getting brusied and battered and having a great time playing cricket (and losing both games)

Still, 1 catch, 7 runs and a few grass burns from diving on the pitch will do little to dampen my spirit.

Yo, what's up? I'm over at my mom's, with the dreaded 'internet', and my friend Rikki is over... She's a girl, k? No laughing, it's annoying. Anyways, I just thought I'd say hi and er... You know, uh... Be here and stuff... So I guess she'll say hi too cause we're both sharing the same internet right now and I know how annoying it can be to watch someone and want to participate and not just sit there like a bump on a log.

28 days until lvl. 10, yay me! And that damned spot on the keyboard is getting even bigger! I won't be online much so enjoy the time while I'm here ok? I'm so stupid, I know... I'm stuck sitting here, bored, stupid, and uh, bored.

So, who wants to play 'throw stuff at your parents'? C'mon, you know you want to give your mom and dad a nice big pie in the face. Also, I won free chocolate from Haley at the skating rink, plus a free piece of bubblegum. It's true! I'm a total idiot, cause I actually ate the chocolate and the paper, lol, ROFL.

Please excuse Rikki's E-grammar... Must fix...

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Rikki says:

Hi watz up? Just wanted to say hey and bye. :-)

- - - - - - -

Once again, excuse her e-grammar, it's a bad habit of hers that I'm trying to groom out of her. Don't fuss about it, she's only a lowly n00b. Be nice. Seriously, she is not of this age. So, STFU, j/k.

Sigh, back to class Rikki, come on, we have to " groom " the bad grammar out of you!

-Andrea364-

P.s. from Rikki- Andrea needs to stop dissing the way I talk!
B.B! LOL

At 6/4/07 09:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: Just thought I'd stop by and say hi, how's everyone doing?

I've spen the weekend getting brusied and battered and having a great time playing cricket (and losing both games)

It's the taking part that counts. (AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLLOLOL :') )

Still, 1 catch, 7 runs and a few grass burns from diving on the pitch will do little to dampen my spirit.

How many wickets ya get? :3

At 6/3/07 11:23 AM, EagleRock wrote: ...Hey! Were you spying on my apartment? How'd you know that? And since when did you fratenize with my "house associates?"

There are so many things that you don't know about me. Many of those things are things that I don't even know about. >_>

The barred window, incidentally, is great at keeping the voices out of my head.

No comment.

I'm gutting it for parts. My wife is using a P4 1.5GHz, so I'm giving her my P4 2.8GHz with hyperthreading. The rest of the parts go to be recycled. Especially that stupid $20 case that I had to fight with for so long.

Interesting.

Ha...I can do that to people.

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't hurt to give some of your sentences a bit of rewording. Then so many people wouldn't be fearing for their own life. Kind of like what you led me to do.

*Complex stuff*

Sounds like you had a blast.

Anyway, time to go to a stupid birthday party, so I'll be back in a while. No B-P for me. :-(

Be sure to bring back some cake for the rest of us.

At 6/4/07 09:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've spen the weekend getting brusied and battered and having a great time playing cricket (and losing both games)

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.

.....

Ugh, I can't say that with a straight face.

At 6/4/07 04:26 PM, Dela wrote: It's the taking part that counts. (AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLLOLOL :') )

Yeah, fuck winning, I'm English!

Still, 1 catch, 7 runs and a few grass burns from diving on the pitch will do little to dampen my spirit.

How many wickets ya get? :3

Didn't bowl this week, so no wickets. I have however now scored more runs this year than I did in the whole of last season. I'm up to 22 this year and the most I've ever scored in a full season is 49. I'll have to pass my highest career score of 19 in the near future, to help myself out.

At 6/4/07 04:44 PM, X-Naut wrote: It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.

See above

Ugh, I can't say that with a straight face.

Just means you've got a twisted mind

Sterockicy's Official Request

Ok I am going to annouce this now officially.

In three weeks I will be leaving the state and heading to the centre of Australia for a school camp. As you probably know, the middle of the desert does not have internet connection nor does it have any computers (as far as I know). So I will need body from the EGB to do the fortnightly update for me.

Doing the update for the EGB is a great priveledge and is a great way to gain some respect and recognition. I am looking for a trusty user to make this update for the EGB just for the week I will be away. The date to do the update is the Tuesday the 3rd of July. This will be the only time you will need to do it because I will be back before the next one is due.

As some of you know, I have created a some what automatic system that gets the job done a fair bit faster.

If you are interested in applying for this temperary position you must be willing to give up AT LEAST one hour of your day to do it and you must also be dedicated to finishing it and properly.

I am making this post now because it will take a while for me to teach you how to correctly use the excel program I have made and what else is involved in the process.

If you are interested in taking on the responisibility of creating the Barracks update for one week please PM me including any information to why you think you would be good at it. Also, if you have a hotmail address or just a plain email address, enclose it so that if you are chosen I will be able to send you step by step information to teach you the process.

The EGB is counting on you for this update. Are you willing?

*Salutes*

At 6/4/07 01:36 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 6/2/07 10:07 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Also your looking at an 07 user with Deity Whistle.

You must really like this whole whistle thing, how long did it take you to get from Gold to Deity, I'm sort of interested if some one would do it for me.

It took me less than a week, there really isn't that big a gap anymore. Just takes a bit of dedication for a few days.

At 6/4/07 09:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: Just thought I'd stop by and say hi, how's everyone doing?

Hi!

I've spen the weekend getting brusied and battered and having a great time playing cricket (and losing both games)

Still, 1 catch, 7 runs and a few grass burns from diving on the pitch will do little to dampen my spirit.

I really ought to start playing cricket again in the future- I used to play at school and really enjoyed it, but switched to playing tennis in the Summer after a few seasons. My proudest moment was top scoring in a match for the school (with an incredible 3 runs! Yeah, we weren't too good).

At 6/4/07 03:45 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

28 days until lvl. 10, yay me!

You had better hope the redesign doesn't get here before then (I wouldn't be too worried if I were you!)

So, who wants to play 'throw stuff at your parents'?

I prefer the 'move away from your parents' method- I haven't seen them since Christmas.

Rikki says:

Hi watz up? Just wanted to say hey and bye. :-)

Err... hi!

At 6/4/07 06:05 PM, Coop83 wrote:

Yeah, fuck winning, I'm English!

So true, the guy I was playing tennis with last week was laughing as I have a habit of falling apart on the brink of victory. A true English capitualtion, something all of our teams specialise in.

At 6/5/07 03:09 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Sterockicy's Official Request

As much as I would like to help you out there is no way I can be sure that I'll be free, and as such I'm not going to volunteer.

TO EVERYONE: one more day for this weeks review challenge. So far I think only myself, EagleRock and Snerd have taken part, so more entries would be greatly appreciated! A reminder that the entry in question is: Amorphous.

Results for last week will get here eventually, I'll give ILC and PenguinLink a prod- there will also be a new overall listing, combining each weeks scores! That is still in the early stages, so any suggestions for it are welcome.

*salutes*

Congrats to I-Love-Caitlyn for getting Elite Guard Corporal & Akatsuki321 for getting Deity Whistle

And sorry if I missed anyone, but Congrats none the less.
As for me, there's a new Second Lieutenant in town. And finally after a month I can spell my rank. It will be interesting to see the roster in a week. I've been B/Ping like crazy lately.

At 6/2/07 10:37 PM, Sterockicy wrote: I have quite a good memory I think. Cant remember? Lol! I am good at remembering important dates, I am just really bad at remembering names......Justin.

I'll give you a clue. (Shanus - us) + e
That's my name

Thanks. Where are you planning to work full time?

Well I work in a super market, and I may work there full time, don't know yet. Ah probably not, cause I'm too lazy

Yeah, and the top 300 list was just posted by AUS. Awesomeness!

Congrats, hmmm 1800 points, it's possible :P

Crap for got the screen shot,

This also gives me a chance to remind everyone there's still a few hours left in Sentio's review challenge. I've just reviewed Amorphous and you should to.
I look forward to judging your reviews :D

At 6/6/07 07:17 PM, Shanus wrote: Crap for got the screen shot,

This also gives me a chance to remind everyone there's still a few hours left in Sentio's review challenge. I've just reviewed Amorphous and you should to.
I look forward to judging your reviews :D

It's good to see someone else is alive around here! I was thinking I was going to double post over 24 hours apart!

Congrats on the new rank, and awesome, another reviewer! I'll be sending out the voting PMs this evening, so if you haven't reviewed it yet now is your last chance!

Speaking of which:

REVIEW CHALLENGE ROUND 5!

Nintendo Shorts

A first submission by an author, and a sprite movie- plenty of room for improvement, and plenty of room for good reviews! Deadline next Wednesday as usual- hopefully we can really help this guy improve.

Results will be in when ILC and PenguinLink get back to me, they are both busy in the real world right now, so I ask that you are all patient.

*salutes*

At 6/3/07 03:05 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Hey everybody wuzzup? Well i just made my new b/p rank here recently. And im now going after EG Sargent. On a diffrent note how is everybody doing b/p and otherwise today? Well today is going to be the day where i get back to or at least try to get back to my old pace.

Congrats to you on your new rank! May you use it well to defend the Portal!

At 6/4/07 04:44 PM, X-Naut wrote:

At 6/3/07 11:23 AM, EagleRock wrote: ...Hey! Were you spying on my apartment? How'd you know that? And since when did you fratenize with my "house associates?"

There are so many things that you don't know about me. Many of those things are things that I don't even know about. >_>

Scary. Even scarier than me.

I'm gutting it for parts. My wife is using a P4 1.5GHz, so I'm giving her my P4 2.8GHz with hyperthreading. The rest of the parts go to be recycled. Especially that stupid $20 case that I had to fight with for so long.

Interesting.

Yeah, it's a good money-saver if you know how to build computers.

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't hurt to give some of your sentences a bit of rewording. Then so many people wouldn't be fearing for their own life. Kind of like what you led me to do.

What can I say? I love taking the English language to its limits...

Anyway, time to go to a stupid birthday party, so I'll be back in a while. No B-P for me. :-(

Be sure to bring back some cake for the rest of us.

Cake is now served in the Barracks Mess. Make sure to bring your own cook kit to serve on and perform your own KP. I'll have no KP duty tonight in the Barracks...

At 6/4/07 09:00 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've spen the weekend getting brusied and battered and having a great time playing cricket (and losing both games)

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game.

.....

Ugh, I can't say that with a straight face.

LOL! Love it.

At 6/5/07 03:09 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Sterockicy's Official Request

Ok I am going to annouce this now officially.

Hopefully someone can step up. I'd take charge and do it, but I don't have the time to do it myself, unfortunately.

At 6/6/07 08:35 PM, Sentio wrote: REVIEW CHALLENGE ROUND 5!

Nintendo Shorts

Sounds fun. I'm on it.

At 6/4/07 07:09 AM, Seamonky wrote: It's doesn't take that long to get a Diety Whistle. Actually, it's easy to get a Diety Whistle. Maybe I could get you the Diety Whistle so I cna get a good side. Just PM me if you want to do that. :)

I have contacted you and I await a response. I know I could get to Deity myself but to be frank with you now I'm just too busy right now to get involved with it. However the likes of Turkeybean can tell you it pays well to be on my good side :P

At 6/6/07 07:13 PM, Shanus wrote:

I'll give you a clue. (Shanus - us) + e
That's my name

BracketShanusMinusUsCloseBracketPlusE!

Got it.

Well I work in a super market, and I may work there full time, don't know yet. Ah probably not, cause I'm too lazy

Its funny that you say that. I just got a part time job at a super marker last week. I had an induction last night. One lives are run so closely I tell ya.

Congrats, hmmm 1800 points, it's possible :P

It doesnt sound like much does it, then life gets in the way and you seem to make -10 points a day.

Crap for got the screen shot,

Not good enough second lieutenant

Ive still got one word different to you in rankings.

At 6/5/07 01:57 PM, Sentio wrote:

As much as I would like to help you out there is no way I can be sure that I'll be free, and as such I'm not going to volunteer.

At 6/6/07 09:59 PM, EagleRock wrote:

Hopefully someone can step up. I'd take charge and do it, but I don't have the time to do it myself, unfortunately.

Bummer, seems nobody has stood up to the plate at the time being. Speaking of which the barracks has been awfully quite lately. Whats going on? I thought it might be because school is nearly over in most countrys. Im not sure because the end of school in Aus is december.

*Salutes*

At 6/5/07 01:57 PM, Sentio wrote: I really ought to start playing cricket again in the future- I used to play at school and really enjoyed it, but switched to playing tennis in the Summer after a few seasons. My proudest moment was top scoring in a match for the school (with an incredible 3 runs! Yeah, we weren't too good).

I had a similar moment like that at middle (Secondary) school: The Phys Ed teacher called me out to show how timing was the key to hitting the ball far "because Cooper hasn't got much muscle" He lazily tossed the ball (steady gents) toward me and I stepped into the shot, belting it way over his head and into the conservation area, which was rampant with brambles and stinging nettles. "Of course, hitting the ball through the air is risky business if you don't get it to the safety of a gap in the field." Bowled another, same result "unless you hit it for six, sir!" Needless to sday, he wasn't impressed.

At 6/7/07 02:15 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

At 6/6/07 07:13 PM, Shanus wrote:

I'll give you a clue. (Shanus - us) + e
That's my name

BracketShanusMinusUsCloseBracketPlusE!

Got it.

Possibly Warney? I heard that's what the Aussies call peopel like that, isn't it?

Stolen
Original

He says in the comments that he didn't even make it AND gives a link to the original. If someone wants their work on NG, then they will create an account and submit it. Flag it.