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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-16 23:01:34


At 5/16/07 10:44 PM, Azentiger wrote:
Excellent, I'll no longer need to calculate my week pace myself...
And I will be finally on a list! Yes!
You say every week, huh? Which day is the update?
Thanks for the information, and...

No, I said every other week. Not the following Monday (Or Tuesday in Sterockicy's time zone) but the one after it. Which is to say, the next update will be on the 28th of May. I also noticed you're not too far away from being in the 300 B/Pers list, either. Although you still have approximately 300 ranks to go in order to be on the list, those remaining ranks you have yet to pass will go by fairly quick. :)

*salutes*

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-16 23:03:38


At 5/16/07 10:52 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: actually tommorow theres gonna be a spam attack .

I'm ready. I need to make lieutenant. How do you know of this spam attack? We'll catch it one way or another, but I'd like to know how you got your information.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-16 23:35:00


At 5/16/07 11:01 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 5/16/07 10:44 PM, Azentiger wrote:
And I will be finally on a list! Yes!
You say every week, huh? Which day is the update?
No, I said every other week. Not the following Monday (Or Tuesday in Sterockicy's time zone) but the one after it. Which is to say, the next update will be on the 28th of May.

Oh...! Every 2 weeks... Okay...

I also noticed you're not too far away from being in the 300 B/Pers list, either. Although you still have approximately 300 ranks to go in order to be on the list, those remaining ranks you have yet to pass will go by fairly quick. :)

Yea, a quick 10 weeks (not so quick, finally...). I should have get Level 10 until then.

At 5/16/07 11:03 PM, Snerd wrote:
At 5/16/07 10:52 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: actually tommorow theres gonna be a spam attack .
How do you know of this spam attack? We'll catch it one way or another, but I'd like to know how you got your information.

That's simple. He's gonna do the spam attack himself!
No, seriously... He got a point. How did you get that information? And if it's real, when it will happen?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 01:51:26


At 5/16/07 10:52 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: actually tommorow theres gonna be a spam attack .

How do you know this and who will be participating in this attack upon the portal?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 02:22:43


BLACK PEOPLE!

*runs away*

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 04:10:29


At 5/16/07 07:57 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
This shall be interesting. :O

19 // 17146 // 0113 // 08.1 // 02.2- // arianna1
Hello. :3

20 // 17001 // 1101 // 78.6 // 02.9- // PenguinLink

I am still around, just not b/p'ing as much as before, not that I was ever really fast at it anyway. I manage to deposit everyday and am within a week, less actually, of hitting level 15. It's certainly been a long time coming. As I recall, I was worried about the new layout being started before I had the chance to level up to 14...Hmmmm. Anyhoo, I appreciate being left on the roster even though I don't post much. I still check out the EGB every couple of days and read the posts, so I kind of keep up...am just the silent member.

I've been busy in the Harry Potter fandom, at least that's where I spend most of my online time anymore. The final book will be published quite soon. Think what you may of Harry Potter, we all have our interests. Some of you are fanatical about certain online games, I've been a Potter fanatic for many years now...only now, it's all ending...really a bittersweet moment. As for whether Harry lives or dies...not my biggest worry. I'm more worried about Draco. ;P

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 08:53:46


At 5/16/07 04:50 PM, Azentiger wrote:
At 5/16/07 11:20 AM, Coop83 wrote: *Polishes new badge lovingly* I think you can now call me General. Thank you, Master Sergeant.
My pleasure, General.

*Salutes*

At 5/16/07 05:22 PM, Sentio wrote:
At 5/16/07 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:
If ever he flies so high - he's already left Newgrounds once and returned.
I never expect him to get there, but the very fact that he is aiming for it is enough reason for me to be pleased that I am ahead :D.

Some day I will pass him. Even if his pace is currently faster than mine, eventually he will stop.

At 5/16/07 07:57 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 5/16/07 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote:
call me Lieutenant General
Congratulations, General Coop, sir. :)

Thank you *salutes*

At 5/16/07 10:52 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: actually tommorow theres gonna be a spam attack .

Any further information you can provide would be graetfully accepted. I was part of the defence force for that BonusStage crap spamming the place the other day. I almost wish it would come by again, just so I can get closer to 15k / 15k.

Should reach 13k blams in a few days time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 10:42:30


When I start to see evidence of it, I'll alert the EGB and the NGPD. We'll catch this shit. I gotta make at least 45 points today to cover my goal. Part of me actually wishes there would be more spam on the portal. I need the points. Most everything gets wiped off the portal, anyway, and my blam points are just a little behind my protects. I could use a few more spam days to make things even.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 11:39:00


At 5/16/07 07:57 PM, PenguinLink wrote: This shall be interesting. :O

Pepeatumi is doing great but he still has a long way before he catches up with me. What about the rest of you, how you doing?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 11:46:50


At 5/17/07 11:39 AM, Phantom wrote: Pepeatumi is doing great but he still has a long way before he catches up with me. What about the rest of you, how you doing?

True. But I have no intention of slowing down this time. So unless you decide to speed up (which seems unlikely at the moment) it will only be a matter of time until I pass you.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 11:54:46


I got two job applications today. One's at a video store in town, the other is at a cell phone place. Hopefully, I can get one of them. I'll get some more applications later.

And where's this goddamn spam attack we heard about last night? The portal is as slow as geriatric coitus. I know it's early in the day, but, goddamn, man.... I've had points brewing forever.

New HEBREW MUSTARD and "Dave" today. Check it out!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 12:11:52


At 5/17/07 11:54 AM, Snerd wrote: I got two job applications today. One's at a video store in town, the other is at a cell phone place. Hopefully, I can get one of them. I'll get some more applications later.

I would go for the cell phone shop if you get offered btoh jobs. video store work is broing, i have a friend who workls there it says it goes in so slowly as there is little to do.

New HEBREW MUSTARD and "Dave" today. Check it out!

will do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 12:19:06


At 5/17/07 12:11 PM, Solidone wrote:
At 5/17/07 11:54 AM, Snerd wrote: I got two job applications today. One's at a video store in town, the other is at a cell phone place. Hopefully, I can get one of them. I'll get some more applications later.
I would go for the cell phone shop if you get offered btoh jobs. video store work is broing, i have a friend who workls there it says it goes in so slowly as there is little to do.

Meh... I figured video store would be a nice job. I love movies and I could probably get a few free rentals or something. I do think the cell phone place would be best. I could probably get more money there. I just don't to have anything to do with food jobs. I think if I saw what actually goes on in restaurants, I'd probably never eat again. Ignorance is bliss.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 12:39:01


At 5/17/07 12:19 PM, Snerd wrote: Meh... I figured video store would be a nice job. I love movies and I could probably get a few free rentals or something. I do think the cell phone place would be best. I could probably get more money there. I just don't to have anything to do with food jobs. I think if I saw what actually goes on in restaurants, I'd probably never eat again. Ignorance is bliss.

I work in a hotel but theres nothing really that bad that goes on behind the scenes. I like my job cause its varied, sometimes food in restaurant, sometimes porter and sometimes just other random jobs around the place.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 12:42:48


At 5/17/07 04:10 AM, arianna1 wrote: I am still around, just not b/p'ing as much as before, not that I was ever really fast at it anyway. I manage to deposit everyday and am within a week, less actually, of hitting level 15. It's certainly been a long time coming. As I recall, I was worried about the new layout being started before I had the chance to level up to 14...Hmmmm. Anyhoo, I appreciate being left on the roster even though I don't post much. I still check out the EGB every couple of days and read the posts, so I kind of keep up...am just the silent member.

Hum, a girl in the EGB? Hello...! How are you today...?

At 5/17/07 11:54 AM, Snerd wrote: And where's this goddamn spam attack we heard about last night? The portal is as slow as geriatric coitus. I know it's early in the day, but, goddamn, man.... I've had points brewing forever.

Yea!
(With a beat) Where's the spam? Where's the spam? If it doesn't happen, I'm gonna cram!
Huh, anyway...
I would need some blams from that to make me closer from my target of 1000 Blams Points.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 12:51:31


I think I'd rather go to the cell phone place. Their application is far less invasive. Not that I have anything to hide. My only crime was a misdemeanor. An expired registration charge. Just a fine. I'm not trying to cover that up or anything. If I were, I just fucked up. The cell place also wouldn't have as many screaming kids. So, yeah, if I get both, I'm going with the cell place. I think I could get more money there, they respect the 4th amendment, and not a lot of screaming kids. Plus, some girls work there so I might get laid.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 16:40:26


I guess the info about the spam attack was right. I just blammed some flashes with BONUSSTAGE in the name. Fortunately (or not for some users), they were only few. I think the attack was caused by a group named the Fire Flowers or something like that. Have ever heard of them?

(And I don't want to be cheap, but wtf they have against BonusStage? (If they have something to reproach to him...))

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 17:11:56


Hey guys how is everybody? Well sorry for my long absence but i can hardly find time to come on here anymore or at least post. Cause between my new Ps3 and work i can hardly get any time to do anything else. But anyway how is everybody doing b/p wise? And toay has been my most active b/p day in a while. I have managed to rack up 33 points so far today. Of course i think that is pretty good for me and my busy schedule.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 17:13:54


At 5/17/07 04:40 PM, Azentiger wrote: I guess the info about the spam attack was right. I just blammed some flashes with BONUSSTAGE in the name. Fortunately (or not for some users), they were only few. I think the attack was caused by a group named the Fire Flowers or something like that. Have ever heard of them?

(And I don't want to be cheap, but wtf they have against BonusStage? (If they have something to reproach to him...))

Yeah I just caught all those bonusstage entries as well. Good work with the intel also welcome to the club!

Congratz to anyone deserving of them.

Thanks to Stero for the update.

Last but certainly not least!!

Coop I'm quickly approaching, prepare to be passed!! :)

MadCow you're next!

Have a nice day!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 17:19:20


At 5/17/07 05:13 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:
(And I don't want to be cheap, but wtf they have against BonusStage? (If they have something to reproach to him...))

Lucky... While I was posting on the BBS, I missed about 15-20 of them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 18:48:47


ATTENTION!

Mass spamming of Duck.fla's in the portal.

Aim to get rid of every one; this is an unacceptable attack on NG.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 18:51:57


At 5/17/07 06:48 PM, Dela wrote: ATTENTION!

Mass spamming of Duck.fla's in the portal.

Aim to get rid of every one; this is an unacceptable attack on NG.

No kidding, this is the biggest single spam attack I have ever seen! It took me a full 15 minutes to go through the whole list, and I think my zero button must be broken now :(.

I hope they get blammed, or I have just lost an absolute mountain of points (and the portal will have been flooded with crap as well, never a good thing).

And I was just going to say I was 100 points behind Slash, but I may well pass him by the end of the night now! To think I almost went out to play tennis 20 minutes ago.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 19:07:38


What it looms like to me is that they are getting deleted faster then usual. How is that possible. Blamming submissions is not that fast. :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 19:09:15


At 5/17/07 07:07 PM, Seamonky wrote: What it looms like to me is that they are getting deleted faster then usual. How is that possible. Blamming submissions is not that fast. :/

An admin wiped them all out, meaning no blam points for anyone >:(. I only got 20 points, and I must have voted on at least 80 of the damn things- what a waste of my time!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 19:11:07


At 5/17/07 07:07 PM, Seamonky wrote: What it looms like to me is that they are getting deleted faster then usual. How is that possible. Blamming submissions is not that fast. :/

You're right about that. There were over 100 under judgement then I refreshed and they were gone. I don't have over 100 more points. >:(

It was fun while it lasted at least. Like a mini clock day only nothing passes! :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 19:11:13


At 5/17/07 07:09 PM, Sentio wrote:
At 5/17/07 07:07 PM, Seamonky wrote: What it looms like to me is that they are getting deleted faster then usual. How is that possible. Blamming submissions is not that fast. :/
An admin wiped them all out, meaning no blam points for anyone >:(. I only got 20 points, and I must have voted on at least 80 of the damn things- what a waste of my time!

I see that Wade is on at the right time. Maybe, he'll give us the points. There is a big chance that he won't give us the points though.

Yeah, He deleated those shitty flashes. :/

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 19:14:03


At 5/17/07 07:11 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Good god, NG was made of fail today, im getting tired of this spma shit thats getting in. I voted 0 on every single one,good thing it's over for now.

I believe that it's over for good because Wade probably deleated a lot of accounts that had to deal with this spam attack.

I could be wrong though. They can make new accounts each day. :/

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 19:14:20


An admin wiped them all out, meaning no blam points for anyone >:(. I only got 20 points, and I must have voted on at least 80 of the damn things- what a waste of my time!

Goddamnit. I only got about 10.

But oh well, NG was my main concern, not my blam stats.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 19:19:34


Well I may not have gotten all 100+ points from that attack but it was enough to make me an Elite Guard General!! :D :D

Also a voting power over 9 now!! :D

11,000 blams too! >:)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-05-17 19:25:22


At 5/17/07 06:48 PM, Dela wrote: ATTENTION!

Mass spamming of Duck.fla's in the portal.

Aim to get rid of every one; this is an unacceptable attack on NG.

NGPD Visit.

I got leaked a website showing the count down. I posted it in NGPD but didn't think to post it here >:(