After a long time...I reached it...

Elite Guard Sergeant First Class!

I seem to advance very quickly in B/P ranks...or it may be just me.

That star looks so good. It makes me feel....POWERFUL!!!

*Clubbed by someone else in the Elite Guard Barracks*

Who did that!? I'll get you!

Okay, I should be done with my flash before NG midnight...however, I'm going to go ahead and wait til tomorrow to actually submit it.

Because I don't feel like waiting two-three hours to pass judgement, and because I want more people to be on when I submit, lol.

So yes! Tomorrow, the Secret Episode Special First Edition! :-D

At 4/28/07 11:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Okay, I should be done with my flash before NG midnight...however, I'm going to go ahead and wait til tomorrow to actually submit it.

Hope your house catches fire while you're asleep and you die a painful burning death.

Because I don't feel like waiting two-three hours to pass judgement

Your flash sucks anyway.

I want more people to be on when I submit, lol.

In other words: You just want your faggy friends to mass vote on your pieces of shit, that's all.

So yes! Tomorrow, the Secret Episode Special First Edition! :-D

Get cancer.

At 4/28/07 11:22 PM, MadCow wrote: Hope your house catches fire while you're asleep and you die a painful burning death.

What have you got against Slash? Well i think his flashes are pretty good but there is some better and there is also alot worse out there. But i guess you and Slash had a bad run-in or something because i dont think you would just say stuff like that just to be saying it, Without having something happen to cause it. But of course i havent been here long so i could have missed something, But if i have could someone inform me on this.

At 4/28/07 11:37 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: What have you got against Slash? Well i think his flashes are pretty good but there is some better and there is also alot worse out there. But i guess you and Slash had a bad run-in or something because i dont think you would just say stuff like that just to be saying it, Without having something happen to cause it. But of course i havent been here long so i could have missed something, But if i have could someone inform me on this.

MadCow made my sig :-D

Hey, MadCow, want to be in Secret Episode Special 3? Still got two slots available...

Good things happened today, guys. I met a new girl, I have second date lined up, and I made it to Private First Class BEFORE Pico Day. I'm pleased. This girl is perfect for me and I hope everything with that works out well. I also made my goal two days ahead of schedule. My next goal is to make it to Corporal before May 24. That's the day I graduate. I think with a little hard work, I can make it happen.

But more about the girl:
Her name is Amanda. She's very open. In fact, we went to the Sexuality section of the bookstore and laughed together at a book about sex toys. She's skeptical about religion. While she says she's a Democrat, she has a few conservative stances. Perfect for me, I'm a Libertarian. She reads a lot of books. She likes some of the same music I do. She likes movies. If everything falls through with this girl, I still want to keep her as a friend. We're similar on so many levels.

At 4/28/07 11:44 PM, Snerd wrote:

I also made my goal two days ahead of schedule.

Congrats on the rank up Snerd. But im still 90 or so points off of getting to that very same rank god i hope i can get there before Pico Day. But if not then i guess it wont really matter that much i will just know that if that does happen then i am way behind schedule and i really need to catch up with things.

At 4/28/07 11:37 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:

At 4/28/07 11:22 PM, MadCow wrote: Hope your house catches fire while you're asleep and you die a painful burning death.

What have you got against Slash?

I'm starting shit to amuse myself.

Now fuck off.
Stop asking so many questions.
And suck my dick, BITCH

<Insert excuse for being absent these past few says here>

At 4/23/07 10:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I did every single paper, including the extended essay, the night before it was due. Kekeke.

Heh. I see Slash working on his extended essay, B/Ping, typing out his fanfictions, working on his animations, and doing several other stuff all at the same time. :P

At 4/23/07 10:24 PM, Sentio wrote:

I'm sure I'll love it whatever you do, and it really is awesome that someone wants to make a flash about little old me!

No problem. You deserve it, buddy. All that hard work and determination you conveyed during the time it took you to obtain such a badge is something that should be acknowledged for. :D

At 4/27/07 12:15 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I managed to get two awesome things...5000 EXP (sort of) and 12000 saves.

Congratulations. :)

I'm also really close to 20000 blams :-D

Keep guarding the Portal, and you'll have such an amount in no time. :)

During my absence, I obtained 10,000 saves and became an Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel. This badge will be the last gold badge for me, though. :(

At 4/27/07 03:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)

Congratulations on reaching Level 11 and acquiring 10,000 B/P Points. :D

At 4/28/07 12:41 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote:

Also for me I finally earned my 3rd star sometime last week so I'm now EG Lieutenant General!

Congratulations! Keep up the great work, Sir. :)

At 4/28/07 07:03 PM, K-Fox wrote:

Anyone remember me? I've been away for a while.

Who are you again? :P

Elite Guard Sergeant First Class!

Congratulations, soldier.

At 4/28/07 11:44 PM, Snerd wrote:

to Private First Class BEFORE Pico Day.

Congratulations to you as well. :)

At 4/29/07 12:49 AM, MadCow wrote:

Now fuck off.

Don't mess with MadCow. He means business alright. >:)

*Salutes*

Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don't like it? Walk out.
We still have all your fucking money.

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.

If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife.

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show.

If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles
and turn your guts into snakes.

This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find that you've sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
and tear your wife in half.

fdsagjsagjsagjsadgjdasggas

At 4/28/07 04:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Firefox DOES rock.

Seconded.

Hm, according to the latest news post, Tom is getting married soon, and the new layout may be sooner rather than later. The fact that he says it won't happen til after his marriage kinda hints that it's near completion...I mean, if it wasn't expected to be done for six months, he wouldn't be apologizing for it not happening before his marriage, right?

I was starting to think the redesign was a joke set up for April Fools but I guess I was wrong. I still think its false until I see it happen!

In any case...gotta keep B/P'ing and working on my flash. :-P

I don't have a flash to work on but B/Ping is always a good thing to do.

i think i'll make tom a flash for this...

I would love to see what you could pull out for that one.

Do it!

At 4/29/07 12:58 AM, PenguinLink wrote: <Insert excuse for being absent these past few says here>

Good excuse! I really feel sorry for that other guy though...

At 4/23/07 10:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

I did every single paper, including the extended essay, the night before it was due. Kekeke.

Heh. I see Slash working on his extended essay, B/Ping, typing out his fanfictions, working on his animations, and doing several other stuff all at the same time. :P

All I can think of is either dedication, or coffee.

At 4/27/07 03:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote:

Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)

Congratulations on reaching Level 11 and acquiring 10,000 B/P Points. :D

Congrats as well from me!

At 4/28/07 11:44 PM, Snerd wrote:

to Private First Class BEFORE Pico Day.

Congratulations to you as well. :)

Congrats as well.

At 4/29/07 12:49 AM, MadCow wrote:

Now fuck off.

Don't mess with MadCow. He means business alright. >:)

I noticed that when I came here. I mean the name says it all right? :)

On another note, I am less than 50 points away from my next rank!

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 4/29/07 02:03 AM, MadCow wrote:

fdsagjsagjsagjsadgjdasggas

Oh teh noes! Teh MadCow has gone mad! :O (Nice poem by the way. :P)

At 4/29/07 02:29 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

Good excuse! I really feel sorry for that other guy though...

What other guy? Anyway, my valid excuse is being very busy these past few days. :)

All I can think of is either dedication, or coffee.

Other possibilities could be procrastination and laziness. Two things I am proficient at. :)

I noticed that when I came here. I mean the name says it all right? :)

Yes. Be very careful. I for one know I shouldn't mess with teh MadCow when he is angry. :3

On another note, I am less than 50 points away from my next rank!

Keep guarding the portal well soldier and you'll acquire the next badge in no time. You're doing good, so Lieutenant Colonel PenguinLink is proud of you. :D

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

At 4/29/07 02:53 AM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 4/29/07 02:29 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:

Good excuse! I really feel sorry for that other guy though...

What other guy? Anyway, my valid excuse is being very busy these past few days. :)

I was just acting as if your excuse was that of you got in a fight or something and was thrown in solitary or something. We are at the barracks you know! :)

All I can think of is either dedication, or coffee.

Other possibilities could be procrastination and laziness. Two things I am proficient at. :)

I am as well! I do it too much though at times and it causes stress but its all in fun.

I noticed that when I came here. I mean the name says it all right? :)

Yes. Be very careful. I for one know I shouldn't mess with teh MadCow when he is angry. :3

I would ask what happened but I don't want MadCow upset with me, I would not look forward to that encounter.

On another note, I am less than 50 points away from my next rank!

Keep guarding the portal well soldier and you'll acquire the next badge in no time. You're doing good, so Lieutenant Colonel PenguinLink is proud of you. :D

Thank you sir! I will keep doing my duty and make everyone proud!

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

Alrighty!

My flash is complete. I'll probably submit as soon as I wake up from my sleep cycle. I've already got the flash submit form in a tab and filled out, heh.

Of course, Sentio, Seamonky, Snerd, and Solidone are co-authored, as is the rest of the loosely-organized "Slash team", bringing the total number of authors to eight (the most I've ever had on a flash!).

I'm so glad this is done...I was stressing about completing it, heh. Now I can take my time with the next couple flashes and my stories. :-D

Alright, I couldn't care less for any of you today, because I had to take a final today, in English, and it's my Birthday so every one better celebrate my demonic birth by changing auras to dark, those who don't will be punished. By me.

Other than that, Happy April Batches.

At 4/29/07 04:28 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Alrighty!

My flash is complete. I'll probably submit as soon as I wake up from my sleep cycle. I've already got the flash submit form in a tab and filled out, heh.

awesome.

Of course, Sentio, Seamonky, Snerd, and Solidone are co-authored, as is the rest of the loosely-organized "Slash team", bringing the total number of authors to eight (the most I've ever had on a flash!).

slash team? didn't realise you had a team. Who is this team and what do they do exactly??

I'm so glad this is done...I was stressing about completing it,

the time has almost come, i can't wait to see it. no need to stress, we know flash takes time.

At 4/29/07 04:28 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

My flash is complete.

That's good cant wait to see hoe it turned out.

At 4/29/07 05:35 AM, Phantom wrote:

and it's my Birthday so every one better celebrate my demonic birth by changing auras to dark.

Happy b-day there Phantom. Well i will be sure ti change my aura for this special event.

So Amanda invited me to her church this morning, which for those of you that know I'm an atheist, means this girl must be special. It's 10 miles away from my house in some pissant community that's biggest enterprise is a farting mule. I've been out that way maybe 5 times in my entire life. The way I would normally go was closed. This tiny bridge (it can't be 6 feet long) is closed. So I had to go all the way around. I got lost. I tried calling someone for directions, their phone was off. BUT! I got there early. I had 5 minutes to spare. I knew a few people there already, so I sat with them. Amanda sang and talked about a recent spiritual experience she had. At least the service was better than I thought. She made it out like it was going to be some fire and brimstone service. Church still sucks, but it wasn't too bad. Guys-n-gals, I really like this girl, and, against probably better judgement, I've fallen for her. Everytime I think about her, I smile just a little. I know it's only the second time I've seen her, but sometimes you just know about things like this. I hope everything works out.

At 4/29/07 04:28 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: My flash is complete. I'll probably submit as soon as I wake up from my sleep cycle. I've already got the flash submit form in a tab and filled out, heh.
Of course, Sentio, Seamonky, Snerd, and Solidone are co-authored, as is the rest of the loosely-organized "Slash team", bringing the total number of authors to eight (the most I've ever had on a flash!).

It's been awhile snce I've been co-authored in anything lately. I've been co-authored in 4 flashes and I made 4 flashe but one of them is a mistake so I'm gonna have to change it someday.

I'm so glad this is done...I was stressing about completing it, heh. Now I can take my time with the next couple flashes and my stories. :-D

Can't wait to see the next couple of stories that you come out with. By the way, are you going to delete any of your flashes? I might wanna review a couple and I don't want them to get delete for no reason. I work hard on the reviews that I make.

At 4/29/07 05:35 AM, Phantom wrote: Alright, I couldn't care less for any of you today, because I had to take a final today, in English, and it's my Birthday so every one better celebrate my demonic birth by changing auras to dark, those who don't will be punished. By me.

Happy Birthday! Hope your final went well.
I've noticed some good Pico Day flash in the portal, even though it's not Pico Day yet. I really enjoyed Reblammed.

At 4/29/07 05:35 AM, Phantom wrote: Alright, I couldn't care less for any of you today, because I had to take a final today, in English, and it's my Birthday so every one better celebrate my demonic birth by changing auras to dark, those who don't will be punished. By me.

-And what if I don't change my aura to dark. What are you gonna do? :/
-Happy Demonic Birthday Phantom! :D

I've noticed some good Pico Day flash in the portal, even though it's not Pico Day yet. I really enjoyed Reblammed.

Thta is one of the first Pico flashes I liked for Pico Day 2007. I loved the Blam Bomb. XD

At 4/29/07 04:28 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

My flash is complete. I'll probably submit as soon as I wake up from my sleep cycle. I've already got the flash submit form in a tab and filled out, heh.

I shall look forward to your flash, Slash. :D

At 4/29/07 05:35 AM, Phantom wrote:

Alright, I couldn't care less for any of you today, because I had to take a final today, in English, and it's my Birthday so every one better celebrate my demonic birth by changing auras to dark, those who don't will be punished. By me.

Happy Birthday, Phantom. I hope you are having/had a nice Birthday. :) And about the Aura, done and done. :3

At 4/29/07 01:36 PM, Nerijus wrote:

I've noticed some good Pico Day flash in the portal, even though it's not Pico Day yet. I really enjoyed Reblammed.

Yes, the submission was very well animated. It had very nice, brisk camera movements. Although I wish it could have been elaborated a little bit more. You know, the animator could have added more features such as the tank the girl was driving could have been the Newgrounds' logo tank and so on and so forth. But it's awesome as it is. :) I shouldn't be complaining, because I can't make something as great as this in a million years. :)

*Salutes*

At 4/29/07 01:36 PM, Nerijus wrote:

I've noticed some good Pico Day flash in the portal, even though it's not Pico Day yet. I really enjoyed Reblammed.

Yeah Reblammed was pretty good. they sure are coming in early. there are three pico flashes currently UJ in the portal. I'd better go and check them out i suppose.

At 4/28/07 04:41 PM, X-Naut wrote: The calm before the storm. Remember, Pico Day is only a mere two days away.

Yes a very fast,furious and raging storm is to come tomorrow for Pico Day.

At 4/29/07 01:10 PM, Snerd wrote:

I've fallen for her. Everytime I think about her, I smile just a little. I know it's only the second time I've seen her, but sometimes you just know about things like this. I hope everything works out.

Yeah i also hope everything works out for ya and good luck with that buddy.

At 4/29/07 01:41 PM, Seamonky wrote:

I've noticed some good Pico Day flash in the portal, even though it's not Pico Day yet. I really enjoyed Reblammed.

And there is alot more to come i am sure of that. But i have also seen a few good Pico Days flashes as well. And i also really enjoyed Reblammed.

At 4/29/07 05:35 AM, Phantom wrote: Alright, I couldn't care less for any of you today, because I had to take a final today, in English, and it's my Birthday so every one better celebrate my demonic birth by changing auras to dark, those who don't will be punished. By me.

Heh, I'm always dark, but if I wasn't I'd change to be dark aura right now, lol.

At 4/29/07 09:39 AM, Solidone wrote: slash team? didn't realise you had a team. Who is this team and what do they do exactly??

Myself, Afro, PossiblePancakes (aka Socially-Failed) and Cereal. We're more freelance than a real team...we feel like making a Slash-flash and we do. XD

At 4/29/07 02:38 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 4/29/07 09:39 AM, Solidone wrote: slash team? didn't realise you had a team. Who is this team and what do they do exactly??

Myself, Afro, PossiblePancakes (aka Socially-Failed) and Cereal. We're more freelance than a real team...we feel like making a Slash-flash and we do. XD

cool, cool. So are you submitting it yet? You must be finished sleeping by now. Unless you are some kind of machine that posts in his sleep. which actually isn't that hard to believe.

At 4/29/07 02:42 PM, Solidone wrote: cool, cool. So are you submitting it yet? You must be finished sleeping by now. Unless you are some kind of machine that posts in his sleep. which actually isn't that hard to believe.

As soon as I'm done downloading this...um...totally tasteful movie...yep, definitely not hardcore pornography...I don't want to be distracted when I submit it...

So yep. Porn's done, and the flash is submitted!

Please watch/vote/review!

lolbonjovi.

At 4/28/07 09:14 PM, Sentio wrote:

At 4/28/07 12:41 PM, pwroftheseagoat wrote: Congrats to any members deserving congrats.

*cough* EGSC *cough*

Congratulations to Sentio on Elite Guard Supreme Commander!!!!!!!!
I could've sworn I'd already congratulated you. Anyways it's a huge accomplishment and I have no doubt that you'll make top 50 in no time.

Congratz to K-Fox on Elite Guard Sergeant First Class!

At 4/28/07 11:44 PM, Snerd wrote: Good things happened today, guys. I met a new girl, I have second date lined up, and I made it to Private First Class BEFORE Pico Day. I'm pleased.

Congratz to Snerd on EG Private First Class! I also wish you luck with Amanda. Not only does she sound like a nice girl she also sounds like a good plot device for a new improved Snerd/Slash movie! Then you could show her the movie! I'm sure that would win her heart.

Speaking of Slash's new movie Snerd's part was by far the funniest. Lmao! Great work on that with the exception of graphics. The graphics were less than fantastic which I'm sure you know. Maybe I'll give it a review later.

Also Happy 19th birthday to Phantom!

I think if Slash and I made up some movie with her, it'd have to be like what he did for ramagi or something... If he talks about Barney the Dog or cummy chickens or anything... Wait a minute... Yeah, she would think that's funny, probably. We laughed at dildos when we first met, so yeah...

Anyone here good at games? I want to make a game where you play as Tattoo from Fantasy Island and you have to stab people for coke money. Then you have to fight Ricardo Montlebaum as the boss. If you die, we can hear Shatner cry out "KHAN!" If you win, you leave the island on a plane. Before the plane lands near the dock, he says "De plane! De plane!" Then he kills the pilot and flies the plane himself. However, because he's so short, he can't see over the wheel. You have to dodge shit in the sky like ducks and shit like that, then you fly into one of the Trade Center towers. That's the end. One of you assholes hop to it.