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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 23:09:11


At 4/26/07 11:06 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I don't have a myspace, nor do I want one. I couldn't get the schedule to load when I went to your either Slash. At least I know it will be coming out soon though!

Yeah, Myspace sucks. I only use it because all my friends use it...the fuckers betrayed livejournal, bah. Right now Myspace is going all slow and glitchy.

LIEK IT NORMALLY IS FAST AND EFFICIENT LOL RITE?

:angry sigh:

Sounds like fun?

Well, the anal rape is fun, but yeah, it's shank or be shanked.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 23:11:32


At 4/26/07 11:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/26/07 11:06 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Sounds like fun?
Well, the anal rape is fun, but yeah, it's shank or be shanked.

I don't know if you mean shank referring to stabbing someone or penetrating them in other ways but either way, I'm good and I'll pass.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 23:27:55


At 4/26/07 10:45 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/26/07 10:27 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Slash, is the flash you are working on now the one I will be appearing in?
Nope, you're in the second one, heh. The one I'm gonna have to scramble to complete is the "S" one...Seamonky, Snerd, Solidone, and Sentio, lol.

The S Team- I can't wait :D

At 4/26/07 11:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Yeah, Myspace sucks. I only use it because all my friends use it...the fuckers betrayed livejournal, bah. Right now Myspace is going all slow and glitchy.

LIEK IT NORMALLY IS FAST AND EFFICIENT LOL RITE?

I think I have an ancient myspace somewhere, but I never used it. More recently I've been on facebook, but I don't really use that either. It's just a good place to throw all of my pics, and keep up with people in the UK who are too lazy to MSN me (which is all of them).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 00:07:44


YAY!!!!!! Well i reached lvl 10 just now and it's about time as well. But now it will take a while to get to lvl 11.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 00:15:17


At 4/27/07 12:07 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: YAY!!!!!! Well i reached lvl 10 just now and it's about time as well. But now it will take a while to get to lvl 11.

I managed to get two awesome things...5000 EXP (sort of) and 12000 saves.

I'm also really close to 20000 blams :-D

Sadly, my daily gain today was a mere 68. God, I suck...I need to get my sleep schedule to be normal again. :'(

So my current checklist is:

1) Complete flash by Friday, 11 PM CST

2) Sleep like a normal human being

3) Stop fapping to lolicon in public

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Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 00:18:10


Well awesome on the accomplishments Slash. But hope you can complete your other achievements.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 02:23:29


The Portal is going quick now with Anti-Socum day flashes! Anyone and everyone should get there now and rack up some points!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 02:26:12


At 4/27/07 02:23 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: The Portal is going quick now with Anti-Socum day flashes! Anyone and everyone should get there now and rack up some points!

On my usual transition from the BBS to the portal, I got quite a surprise with those! About 12 UJ flashes for me, nothing exceptional, but not bad at this time of night.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 02:33:57


At 4/27/07 02:26 AM, Nerijus wrote:
At 4/27/07 02:23 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: The Portal is going quick now with Anti-Socum day flashes! Anyone and everyone should get there now and rack up some points!
On my usual transition from the BBS to the portal, I got quite a surprise with those! About 12 UJ flashes for me, nothing exceptional, but not bad at this time of night.

I know it wasn't much but for this time of the night it isn't bad at all! I was surprised since I had just watched one flash, went back to the portal and those were waiting there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 03:02:29


Hi guys!

Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)

I look totally different now!

*Salutes*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 03:11:43


At 4/27/07 03:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hi guys!

Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)

I look totally different now!

Looking even better than usual now aren't we? Congrats!

*Salutes*

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 03:26:08


At 4/27/07 03:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)

Congratulations! One-third of the way there, eh? ; )
*salutes*

On another note, I am REALLY SMART. I took a ritalin pill at midnight that lasts about 6 hours, because I was nearly falling asleep and I had homework to do. Guess what? I STILL HAVE TO DO THE HOMEWORK, lol. I hate being lazy : / So about the time that I should start getting ready for school, the pill's going to wear off, and i'll be a wreck during school....

Unless I take ANOTHER pill :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 03:28:55


At 4/27/07 03:26 AM, Nerijus wrote: On another note, I am REALLY SMART. I took a ritalin pill at midnight that lasts about 6 hours, because I was nearly falling asleep and I had homework to do. Guess what? I STILL HAVE TO DO THE HOMEWORK, lol. I hate being lazy : / So about the time that I should start getting ready for school, the pill's going to wear off, and i'll be a wreck during school....

Unless I take ANOTHER pill :D

Be careful with that stuff. We don't need one of our own turning into a mindless drone off of that crap! I have to do homework too but instead, I'm going to bed now. XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 03:55:15


At 4/27/07 03:26 AM, Nerijus wrote:
At 4/27/07 03:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)
Congratulations! One-third of the way there, eh? ; )

Yep! And when I get there! Its party time!

On another note, I am REALLY SMART. I took a ritalin pill at midnight that lasts about 6 hours, because I was nearly falling asleep and I had homework to do. Guess what? I STILL HAVE TO DO THE HOMEWORK, lol. I hate being lazy : / So about the time that I should start getting ready for school, the pill's going to wear off, and i'll be a wreck during school....

Hahahahaha hilarious. You werent thinking prefectly straight when you came up with that idea were you? I am quite lucky, Its Friday today and I dont have any homework. Oh and to make you feel even better, Its only 6:00pm here, not even dinner time yet! Just think, If you lived in Australia you wouldnt be having the problem your having now.

Australia > Rest of world!

Have a nice day!

*Salutes*

Unless I take ANOTHER pill :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 08:15:34


The NG Police want to make a flash with the people of the EGB in order to draw people to both groups. Pico Day is likely to level people up to be qualified to be in one or both groups. If nothing else, we should start whoring our group about the BBS to get new members. You should still see if they meet standards, but this is a great time for recruitment. If you don't take advantage of this, you might as well hang it up. The NG Police are planning on telling people about the EGB in addition to their place, and I don't think I have to say it, but don't forget about mentioning them to people.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 11:22:10


At 4/27/07 03:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hi guys!
Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)
I look totally different now!
*Salutes*

Not bad look for you, congratulations on it.

As for me, nothing went wrong today so I have little to whine about, and besides that my Birthday is this Sunday and I expect every one in the EGB to change their auras to Dark for the occasion, just like last year.

You hear me, you blood sucking sons of batches?!


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 13:01:45


More than likely, I won't make it to it tonight, but I'm close to 2000 b/p right now. I have some points a-brewin' and I will be over my goal for Pico Day. I-Love-Caitlyn is trying to a get a deity whistle. To make things interesting, would you care to make it a contest? I, too, have a bronze so we could make a little contest out of it to see who gets it first. Do you want to?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 13:16:56


At 4/27/07 03:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hi guys!

Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)

I look totally different now!

*Salutes*

Congrats :D. I barely recognise you now! You seem to be in a little run of achievments at the moment, what with 10k points, and soon to be in the top 300 B/P as well.

At 4/27/07 03:55 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Australia > Rest of world!

I want to disagree, but as I have wanted to live in Australia ever since visting Sydney some 10 years ago now I really don't have a leg to stand on.

At 4/27/07 08:15 AM, Snerd wrote: The NG Police want to make a flash with the people of the EGB in order to draw people to both groups. Pico Day is likely to level people up to be qualified to be in one or both groups. If nothing else, we should start whoring our group about the BBS to get new members. You should still see if they meet standards, but this is a great time for recruitment. If you don't take advantage of this, you might as well hang it up. The NG Police are planning on telling people about the EGB in addition to their place, and I don't think I have to say it, but don't forget about mentioning them to people.

Well, Slash is already working on a couple of EGB secret episodes. I don't really see the need to 'whore' the group around the BBS though- this is one of the most active clubs in this forum, so if people want to join it they more than likely will have done already. And the last thing we want is a bunch of underqualified users showing up and spamming the place.

As of right now we have over 50 members, with probably 20 or so regularly posting- that is a good deal more than most clubs, so recruitment is hardly desperately needed.

Most of us have the club linked in our sigs (myself included) and that should be more than enough to get the word out that we exist.

At 4/27/07 11:22 AM, Phantom wrote:
As for me, nothing went wrong today so I have little to whine about, and besides that my Birthday is this Sunday and I expect every one in the EGB to change their auras to Dark for the occasion, just like last year.

You hear me, you blood sucking sons of batches?!

An early happy birthday, and I'll do my best to remember to change my aura on Sunday. I've never changed it from green (that I can remember), so it will make a pleasant change :)

At 4/27/07 01:01 PM, Snerd wrote: More than likely, I won't make it to it tonight, but I'm close to 2000 b/p right now. I have some points a-brewin' and I will be over my goal for Pico Day. I-Love-Caitlyn is trying to a get a deity whistle. To make things interesting, would you care to make it a contest? I, too, have a bronze so we could make a little contest out of it to see who gets it first. Do you want to?

Friendly competition is what this place is all about :) Good luck to both of you on getting to your goal- it isn't that hard if you dedicate yourself to it for an hour or so a day. Washu used to get thousands of points a day when she was the only deity whistle :S.

Speaking of which, neither of you have taken up my review challenge yet- you scared of getting banned :P.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 13:55:11


ZOMG

I KNEW I'd catch this under judgement. HEH

Now I'm gonna go watch it and give it a long-ass review and probably jerk off furiously. There, I said it.

:giggles like little schoolgirl:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 14:11:05


At 4/27/07 01:01 PM, Snerd wrote:

I-Love-Caitlyn is trying to a get a deity whistle. To make things interesting, would you care to make it a contest? I, too, have a bronze so we could make a little contest out of it to see who gets it first. Do you want to?

Sure that sound's like fun. Man i am going to be busy on NG now with Whistling, b/ping and postingi really do have my work cut out for me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 14:57:21


Oh my god. Finished watching Bunnykill, and DAMN it was incredible. I mean, no disrespect to Krinkels, but it surpasses Madness in every way. :-D

I defy any of you to watch it and not masturbate. Seriously. Front page before it even left judgement. omg omg omg.

I know what I'm going to vote for in the monthly votings...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 15:32:47


Well first one the agenda for today is to get me some whistle points. And then i will head to the portal to b/p alittle. And then i shall return here to the BBS for some posting. And well that will be my rotation for today.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 17:53:45


So, I've learned something.

I need to stop trying to set deadlines for myself.

See, the problem is that when I try to estimate when I'll be finished with a flash/fanfic/whatever, I only factor in how long the work would take if done non-stop. The problem is that I forget to factor in my immense, unpredictable laziness.

Sometimes I open up my .fla, look at all the keyframes and audio and library objects and stuff, and I just...don't feel like working. Same with my fanfic work. And if I force myself to try to work on it, it turns out crappy and sloppy.

Well, crappier and sloppier than usual.

So yes. While I intend to finish the first Secret Episode Special by tomorrow, from then on, my flash...and fanfics...happen whenever they happen. Not like I'm being paid or anything.

Believe me, I'd love to keep giving to my audience and fans every day, or even every week, if I could. But it's for the best if I don't restrict myself to deadlines anymore...best for myself, best for the audience.

Now, for things way in advance, I can keep deadlines. For example, I've already begun storyboarding my Clock Day '07 flash, and I'm positive it'll be done by August 15. But all my smaller projects...yeah, I'll just let it flow however it flows.

But yes. Slash Returns: SES1, coming out in the next 30-odd hours! Look for it! :-D

:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 18:00:27


At 4/27/07 03:26 AM, Nerijus wrote:
On another note, I am REALLY SMART. I took a ritalin pill at midnight that lasts about 6 hours, because I was nearly falling asleep and I had homework to do. Guess what? I STILL HAVE TO DO THE HOMEWORK, lol.

Haha, caffeine is your bestest homework companion. I usually take it in pill form when I need to be alert and to concentrate. Also to study I often take gingko supplements as they are used to improve memory.

At 4/27/07 11:22 AM, Phantom wrote:

My Birthday is this Sunday and I expect every one in the EGB to change their auras to Dark for the occasion, just like last year.

Aye, aye. *salutes*

At 4/27/07 03:32 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:
Well first one the agenda for today is to get me some whistle points. And then i will head to the portal to b/p alittle. And then i shall return here to the BBS for some posting. And well that will be my rotation for today.

Sounds like an efficient way to gain those stats.

Mines:
Log on => deposit => b/p => check bbs => b/p => post here => b/p => log off. (~15 minutes)

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Oh, and does anyone know when the next Barracks roster update thingy is?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 18:30:31


At 4/27/07 06:00 PM, Major-punk wrote:
At 4/27/07 11:22 AM, Phantom wrote:
My Birthday is this Sunday and I expect every one in the EGB to change their auras to Dark for the occasion, just like last year.

Aye, aye. *salutes*

Sounds cool to me i guess.

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Oh, and does anyone know when the next Barracks roster update thingy is?

I think it's on the 1st May.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 18:36:33


Well that would be good if i could get my next rank before the next roster update. But i am going to really try my hardest to get it by then as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 18:48:05


At 4/27/07 06:00 PM, Major-punk wrote: Mines:
Log on => deposit => b/p => check bbs => b/p => post here => b/p => log off. (~15 minutes)

I always have one tab on the portal, one on the BBS, and one on my account page so I can check review responses/PM's. I continually just check all three...refresh the portal, B/P anything I see; browse General, Wi/Ht, and the C+C...check my PM's. Works pretty good, except for when my fourth tab is porn.

Then things get...a little more difficult. A bit HARD, one might say.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 18:53:14


Well i mainly just hang around the Clubs & Crews and the Wi/Ht when im on the BBS. But have been doing some serious whistling here lately and b/ping as well.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-27 20:06:25


At 4/27/07 11:22 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 4/27/07 03:02 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hi guys!
Just thought I would make this short post showing my new self! :-)
I look totally different now!
*Salutes*
Not bad look for you, congratulations on it.

As for me, nothing went wrong today so I have little to whine about, and besides that my Birthday is this Sunday and I expect every one in the EGB to change their auras to Dark for the occasion, just like last year.

Sure thing sir. I would do almost anything for you. At least here I'll do almost anything. the Department of defense is different.... *wink*

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The portal's slow today, hardly racked anything.


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