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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-25 20:46:38


At 4/25/07 08:37 PM, Major-punk wrote: Unsuitable.

Thanks, nice free whistle point :)
Also, I started B/P'ing again a little, I got a decent amount on Star Day. Also, unfortunately I recently got a very severe sunburn, which has resulted in me staying in bed for long stretches of time, so I should eventually reach my next rank. So I guess something good came out of it, lol :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-25 20:46:42


At 4/25/07 04:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/25/07 04:46 PM, Solidone wrote: Elite Guard Private First Class
2,000 b/p

and one step closer to 6.00 VP.
Congratulations, PFC! Keep up the good work and continue becoming more powerful!

Congrats Solidone, go for it man, keep it up and you'll get that VP! Well, I'm off to the portal to rack up what points I can in this tiny little time window I have.

salute:

* salutes *


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-25 21:17:26


Well i do know how hard it is to get your VP up and i am also trying to get to 6.0 VP. But im like close to alot of things: New Rank, Lvl, and 6.0 VP. And i guess i will have all of that in due time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-25 23:27:50


Blams: 11612 (+18 since last log)
Saves: 13217 (+19 since last log)
Total B/P points: 24829
Total B/P points acquired today: 37
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant General (671 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 23.337
B/P Rank: #127 (0 move since last log)

Haven't been getting many points lately.
I'm becoming a bit of a stoner, irl, meh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-25 23:29:20


At 4/25/07 09:17 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well i do know how hard it is to get your VP up and i am also trying to get to 6.0 VP. But im like close to alot of things: New Rank, Lvl, and 6.0 VP. And i guess i will have all of that in due time.

Two days til 5000 EXP for me. :-D

...kinda. :-/

Damn me only checking one of the mailing lists when I signed up. :'(

:grumbles and continues writing Secret Episodes:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:16:00


Well cause the portal was so slow today i was only about to get about 50 b/p points *soobs*. But hopefully tomorrow will be better since i will have some cathing up to do as well tomorrow.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:26:20


Damn, things ARE slow. I only made 78 points today! Me!!! Damn damn damn...c'mon portal, pleeeeease...


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:30:28


Well i hope things are not this slow leading up to Pico Day. Cause if they are then well i am going to have to wait till then to rank up. Which well is by no means my original plans.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:35:34


Im truly sorry for the d-post but i thought this sucked so bad i had to share it with the rest of you here:

Thank you for your deposit, I-Love-Caitlyn! You now have 1,650 experience points. You need 5 more to get to level 10.

P.S. It sucks i am thak close but i will have to wait one more day just to get 5 points. But anyway this will be my last day as a lvl 9.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:39:32


At 4/26/07 12:35 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Thank you for your deposit, I-Love-Caitlyn! You now have 1,650 experience points. You need 5 more to get to level 10.

Thats horrible!

P.S. It sucks i am thak close but i will have to wait one more day just to get 5 points. But anyway this will be my last day as a lvl 9.

Well, live it up since you will never have to see that glove again! :)

I am doing good with getting b/p points recently!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:44:21


Yeah well i am looking forward to seeing the boxing glove under my name. Cause i have grown quite tired of this little black glove thats there now. (And what sucks is if i would have deposited everyday since i joined here i would have been LVL 12 by now)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:44:43


At 4/26/07 12:30 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well i hope things are not this slow leading up to Pico Day. Cause if they are then well i am going to have to wait till then to rank up. Which well is by no means my original plans.

Pico Day should bring about a nice haul. I really just want to level up to the gold ranks as soon as possible :( Anyone from the barracks entering anything good for Pico Day?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:51:07


At 4/26/07 12:44 AM, Nerijus wrote: Pico Day should bring about a nice haul. I really just want to level up to the gold ranks as soon as possible :( Anyone from the barracks entering anything good for Pico Day?

I'm not entering anything but I'm looking forward to seeing what everyone submits that day! I can't wait for all the points!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:51:42


At 4/25/07 07:47 PM, TheThing wrote:
My day gets cut down to one eighth the time I will need, all because of school, bedtime, and my dad making my go around '' getting groceries '' probably just to keep me from b/p'ing.
I hate school...
My parents don't like me going on Newgrounds. They think I'm getting viruses from this place. They don't really care since I'm on the old computer most of the time. But I'll find time to get as many B/P into my profile as possible. I'm hoping, if everyone votes honestly (which seems to me that people do on Pico Day), that I'll get a lot. But if I see a trend of bad flashes passing, I'll just quit.

I live on my own... :P. Most of my family know I visit this site, mainly because they like to read my stories (one of which I have just finished writing- the other two can be found by the link in my profile), and have no problem with it. Frankly at 21 I couldn't care less if they did mind anyway.

At 4/25/07 08:37 PM, Major-punk wrote: I'm sure this will be removed shortly, but anyway:

Unsuitable.

Got it (hours ago), thanks!

At 4/25/07 04:46 PM, Solidone wrote:
Elite Guard Private First Class
2,000 b/p

and one step closer to 6.00 VP.

Congrats on the rank up! I'm in a battle to reach 10VP at the moment, but without rank ups it is going to take a long time :(

At 4/26/07 12:26 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Damn, things ARE slow. I only made 78 points today! Me!!! Damn damn damn...c'mon portal, pleeeeease...

Yeah, it has been horrible today. I'm at around 400 points for the week so far though (4 days in), so not doing badly at all. Around 70 points for the day.

At 4/26/07 12:35 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Im truly sorry for the d-post but i thought this sucked so bad i had to share it with the rest of you here:

Thank you for your deposit, I-Love-Caitlyn! You now have 1,650 experience points. You need 5 more to get to level 10.

P.S. It sucks i am thak close but i will have to wait one more day just to get 5 points. But anyway this will be my last day as a lvl 9.

Not that bad really- I was 1 point away when I neared level 13. And plenty of people get leveled back down when Pimp deposits. Congrats on the rank up tomorrow anyway, not that I like the boxing glove. At least that is one less level 9 to get confused about- there seem to be a lot at the moment!

Apologies for my absence this evening- story writing takes time and concentration. I'll link to it as soon as I can, but for the time being I'll leave it as something to look forward to. (it will be in the Mafia, not here). Rest assured, there is much violence involved :D.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 00:55:40


Well everybody i think it's about time i called it a day. Im really tired so i am off to my barrack. See ya all tommorrow. *Passes out on my barrack*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 01:36:43


Well, I downloaded Portal guard at last, and it's working out fine for me, though I wish the notice on the side that pops up would be a bit bigger or if that could be an option. How about the rest of you, any of you use Portal guard, besides Slash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 02:04:24


At 4/26/07 01:36 AM, Phantom wrote: Well, I downloaded Portal guard at last, and it's working out fine for me, though I wish the notice on the side that pops up would be a bit bigger or if that could be an option. How about the rest of you, any of you use Portal guard, besides Slash.

I use it when on my laptop at home- it makes it a lot easier to do other things and just come back every time I hear the box pop up. If you don't minimise the main window, rather leave it open, but behind your other windows, it usually pops to the front when a new submission comes in. That may be a solution to the box being too small.

Though even portal guard couldn't get me a good pace today thanks to the slow portal :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 04:06:01


I don't use portal guard, because I'm ALWAYS on Newgrounds when I'm online. And I'm always online except for when I'm sleeping. XD

I kick it ol' schoo.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 04:14:55


At 4/25/07 11:27 PM, MadCow wrote: Total B/P points: 24829
Total B/P points acquired today: 37
Haven't been getting many points lately.
I'm becoming a bit of a stoner, irl, meh.

I might just have a chance of catching you again then. A good job, as there's a barren patch for the next few weeks on the list.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 06:25:07


Hey guys, I was just in the portal a fe minutes ago and I noticed this great flash here. I have a slight suspiscion that it is stolen, but I wouldn't go after it unless I had the evidence to if I were you. It's a good flash, you should go watch it!

Wtf is portal guard, lol still a n00b... Oh crap.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 09:32:18


At 4/26/07 06:25 AM, Andrea364 wrote:
Wtf is portal guard, lol still a n00b... Oh crap.

It's an invention an EGB member created along with the NG log, the site in which Portal Guard is shown.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 10:15:19


At 4/26/07 12:26 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Damn, things ARE slow. I only made 78 points today! Me!!! Damn damn damn...c'mon portal, pleeeeease...

Only 78 points?

No need to worry your head off. Besides, it should pick up by tomorrow, not to mention Pico Day is a mere 4 days away.

At 4/26/07 12:35 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Thank you for your deposit, I-Love-Caitlyn! You now have 1,650 experience points. You need 5 more to get to level 10.

That's not as bad as when you're only 1 point away. Or worse, when you actually get to the level, then when Pimp deposits, you're back down the your original level, and then you have to wait another day before you can get your level back.

Something that happens far too often.

At 4/26/07 01:36 AM, Phantom wrote: How about the rest of you, any of you use Portal guard, besides Slash.

Not really. Because I normally check the Portal in my spare time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 10:57:55


At 4/26/07 01:36 AM, Phantom wrote: How about the rest of you, any of you use Portal guard, besides Slash.

I've not used it, because most of my B/P comes while I'm in the office, so having that flash up when the boss is looking at my screen could be a little difficult to explain. When I'm at home, I'll check the portal every 10-15 minutes, so I get access to most of the available points.

Sentio, I'll have a try of your review challenge tonight. That and I'll flag all of those abusive reviews


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 12:30:58


At 4/25/07 04:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/25/07 04:46 PM, Solidone wrote: Elite Guard Private First Class
2,000 b/p
and one step closer to 6.00 VP.
Congratulations, PFC! Keep up the good work and continue becoming more powerful!

Thansk slash.

At 4/25/07 05:33 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote:
Congrats Solid on the rank-up. Well if i can keep up my 70-75 b/p points a day pace up i could/should be ranked up before Pico Day.

Thank you. 70-75 b/p a day isnt too bad at all. I have been averaging around 40 by my calculations but i had a few slow days in recent weeks.

At 4/25/07 08:46 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
Congrats Solidone, go for it man, keep it up and you'll get that VP!

Thank you also.

At 4/25/07 11:29 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Two days til 5000 EXP for me. :-D
...kinda. :-/

lol, early congrats on a fantastic achievement. any idea how many deposits you have missed??

Damn, things ARE slow. I only made 78 points today! Me!!! Damn damn damn...c'mon portal, pleeeeease...

ONLY 78!!! What is the world coming to?

At 4/26/07 12:51 AM, Sentio wrote:
Congrats on the rank up! I'm in a battle to reach 10VP at the moment, but without rank ups it is going to take a long time :(

Thanks. It must be kinda frustrating knowing you will never get more than a .01 VP increase at one time. But thats what you get for being a huge b/p'er.

At 4/26/07 01:36 AM, Phantom wrote:
Well, I downloaded Portal guard at last, and it's working out fine for me, though I wish the notice on the side that pops up would be a bit bigger or if that could be an option. How about the rest of you, any of you use Portal guard, besides Slash.

I use it from time to time. Usually i would go on NG for around half an hour, grab points on all UJ entries from the portal and then do something else, it's when i am doing something else that i would use portal guard. I wish the little pop-up windows were a clickable link to that portal entry.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 12:38:25


I wish PG would do that, too, or at least open it up in a separate window. It's a bitch trying to do ebay shit when you have the little dinging noise every few seconds. It is fairly useful, though. I'd say it's added a few extra points to my b/p.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 13:18:29


Stolen Flash The user who submitted this shows no signs of affilation to the site and no credit is given to the site for this game. This is an obvious stolen flash


If you would like to discuss something do not hesitate to contact me

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 13:20:29


At 4/26/07 01:18 PM, Lockout wrote: Stolen Flash The user who submitted this shows no signs of affilation to the site and no credit is given to the site for this game. This is an obvious stolen flash

Is the original flash on that car insurance site mentioned in the flash?? I couldn't see it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 13:24:53


To solid one: No mention was in the flash, author's comments or his profile. However the site it was from proudly presents it. I think this user needs to work harder when faithful users are on patrol


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 15:17:36


I'd advise anyone who uploads flash on Newgrounds to always have their username somewhere in the intro of their work, to make it clear that it truly belongs to them, as well as listing any other websites the flash has been submitted to. Would save the B/P'ers a lot of trouble and prevent incorrect flagging for authors.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-26 15:28:33


Well most of the time i can reconize a stolen flash. But lately i havent really been able to find any so i can rack up on my whistle points. (Im also trying to get a silver whistle.)


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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