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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-04 14:44:40


At 2/4/07 02:38 PM, oddworth wrote: Commander EagleRock, sir! i am aware that my status is below standard sir! but i am willing to protect the portal 24 hours a day until i have the required level sir!

You have a great attitude towards protecting the portal but one of the requirements of the Elite Guard Barracks is to have at least 1,500 B/P Points. For more information towards the requirements and necessary rules to understand in order to join, please read The Elite Guard Barracks FAQ thoroughly. Good luck out there soldier!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-04 17:46:06


At 2/4/07 02:17 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 2/4/07 09:05 AM, Dogzin wrote:
UNDER 2 weeks ago and i was a just some guy with 1700 bP now i have 2500 ^_^
is that good going?
This is a peculiar way to ask for permission to join. If you are still interested in joining the Barracks, please be sure to read The Elite Guard Barracks FAQ very carefully and if you have any questions for what is stated there, be sure to ask them to me or to any other member. Good luck out there soldier!

Welcome to Dogzin (I think?!?!)- that is a pretty useful pace, but I am just 5 points away from 100 per day this week, so you've got a ways to go yet.

And guess who just got another shiny star to go with the other two :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-04 18:28:37


I'm amazed at how full the portal has been this week. It's really helping my B/P go higher. I Got to hand it to all those "Worth Saving Flash Movies" and "Not Worth Saving Flash Movies". I hope to get my posts higher and i don't know why?

Hey PenguinLink that donut your friend or whatever gave me was horrible. Wasn't even chocolate. It was Vanilla.

You'll pay for this.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-05 00:20:58


At 2/4/07 06:28 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I'm amazed at how full the portal has been this week. It's really helping my B/P go higher. I Got to hand it to all those "Worth Saving Flash Movies" and "Not Worth Saving Flash Movies". I hope to get my posts higher and i don't know why?

I know. I missed the last 8 hours of b/ping today coz' of school and still got 88. I am quite happy with this weeks outcome.

Hey PenguinLink that donut your friend or whatever gave me was horrible. Wasn't even chocolate. It was Vanilla.

At least you got a donut. I spent the last 24 hours in a hospital due to pigeon related injuries. Lucky I can touch type because I have lost all vision in both eyes.

You'll pay for this.

YAH, Pay him back twice as much for me.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-05 00:25:32


Long time no see guys, any idea when the new site layout is coming out?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-05 05:29:57


At 2/5/07 12:25 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Long time no see guys, any idea when the new site layout is coming out?

No one freaking knows, we do however hope it will happen this month. And what about you? You do know I had to discharge you from the NGDD because of how inactive you were...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 03:13:35


Sorry to be a little bit off subject here but I think you guys have the most chance of knowing the answer to my question. Who would you recommend I ask to make me a better profile picture?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 04:31:12


At 2/6/07 03:13 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Sorry to be a little bit off subject here but I think you guys have the most chance of knowing the answer to my question. Who would you recommend I ask to make me a better profile picture?

Turkeybean, great artist and knows the job. And he made my sig and profile pic. And he's an overall nice chap, as well as an EGB member :-P Hope I could be of help.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 06:49:30


At 2/6/07 04:31 AM, Phantom wrote:
Turkeybean, great artist and knows the job. And he made my sig and profile pic. And he's an overall nice chap, as well as an EGB member :-P Hope I could be of help.

Thanks Phantom, Ill give him a buzz when its not so late at night for me. He seems like a very talented guy. I mean just looking at your sig and profile pic. WOW!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 07:59:14


At 2/6/07 03:13 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Sorry to be a little bit off subject here but I think you guys have the most chance of knowing the answer to my question. Who would you recommend I ask to make me a better profile picture?

Madcow and TurkeyBean or Tkc or Riot Demon (he made me sig and avatar). You could also ask Marsupial or QuickBeam. Those are some of my favorites.

PS: there's also Psycho-Simple.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 18:59:52


HAY GUYS
STOELN
Original [CAUTION]-The original Flash WILL cause malicious effects to your browser if activated!

Also,

STOLEN
ORIGINAL

LOL HAVE FUN

PS: I don't know if i'll be able to post in this topic as often as i'd like, so i'll take a temporary leave...not that it matters, LOL!


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 20:08:09


At 2/6/07 06:59 PM, ArtDanVal wrote: HAY GUYS
STOLEN

Gah, missed both of them- I've been rushed off my feet the last couple of days so not much time for B/P.

PS: I don't know if i'll be able to post in this topic as often as i'd like, so i'll take a temporary leave...not that it matters, LOL!

I wouldn't worry about it- people float in and out of here, and I'm sure you would be welcome whenever you feel like posting.

OK, on a more serious note.

For the last couple of weeks I've been thinking of changing my alias name. Yeah, I've grown bored of 'Donthurtme' and I don't think it portrays my personality very well. As the redesign will bring with it a username lockdown I realise that if I am going to change it now is my only chance.

So this is where you guys (and gals) come in. As the group of people I most respect on this site, and the people who probably know my internet persona better than anyone else, I am asking you for suggestions as to what to change it to. Currently the only thoughts I have are:
'Velpecula' (the little fox in latin, and also a star), or 'Arcturus'- both of these take inspiration from ancient history/languages, and suggestions along these lines are what I am most likely to consider.

So there you go- I've made my mind up and this name is going to change. I'll think about a new sig when I've come up with a name. If there are any volunteers to make me one that would be great- my art skills suck :)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 20:45:45


At 2/6/07 08:08 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
At 2/6/07 06:59 PM, ArtDanVal wrote: HAY GUYS
STOLEN
Gah, missed both of them- I've been rushed off my feet the last couple of days so not much time for B/P.

I missed them both too!

OK, on a more serious note.

Ok, I'll get in serious mode!

For the last couple of weeks I've been thinking of changing my alias name. Yeah, I've grown bored of 'Donthurtme' and I don't think it portrays my personality very well. As the redesign will bring with it a username lockdown I realise that if I am going to change it now is my only chance.

I feel slightly responsible for this. You know why!

So this is where you guys (and gals) come in. As the group of people I most respect on this site, and the people who probably know my internet persona better than anyone else, I am asking you for suggestions as to what to change it to. Currently the only thoughts I have are:
'Velpecula' (the little fox in latin, and also a star), or 'Arcturus'- both of these take inspiration from ancient history/languages, and suggestions along these lines are what I am most likely to consider.

Mactabilis - deadly, lethal. (Completely opposite of what your username sound like now.)
Placitum - judgment, defense. (sounds a lot like B/Ping to me. That describes you well! )
Mediocris - fair, moderate, (you.....You.....YOU!)
Sentio - to judge, vote. (Another b/p related one)
Censura - judgement.
Amplitudo - dignity, grandeur, greatness.
Munio - to fortify, defend, protect

I have no idea if you will like any of these but if you do, COOL!

So there you go- I've made my mind up and this name is going to change. I'll think about a new sig when I've come up with a name. If there are any volunteers to make me one that would be great- my art skills suck :)

I was going to ask the same question about my alias a few weeks ago. I didnt know if people liked it or not, as it is not a real word. But I changed my mind 1- Because people wouldnt know who I was if I changed it, for a while! 2- Because some users said they liked my alias from that list I made. Please think your decision through before you make it!

I noticed your sig is.....well......not the greatest it could be. I and I am sure many others would be happy to make you a better and new one once you have decided on a new user name.

Only ask me if your desperate though!
*salutes*

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 20:58:35


At 2/6/07 08:45 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
I feel slightly responsible for this. You know why!

Don't- this is something I have been considering for some time, well before that little name association game you came up with :). It works well as an online shooter persona, but for a forum such as this one 'donthurtme' doesn't really fit. A number of people over the past two years have said they don't really understand it, and as I have said it doesn't really fit me as a person.

:: Mactabilis - deadly, lethal. (Completely opposite of what your username sound like now.)

Placitum - judgment, defense. (sounds a lot like B/Ping to me. That describes you well! )
Mediocris - fair, moderate, (you.....You.....YOU!)
Sentio - to judge, vote. (Another b/p related one)
Censura - judgement.
Amplitudo - dignity, grandeur, greatness.
Munio - to fortify, defend, protect

Liking those suggestions- that is just the kind of thing I was looking for :) Consider them shortlisted, pending any more suggestions.

I have no idea if you will like any of these but if you do, COOL!

COOL it is then! :D

I was going to ask the same question about my alias a few weeks ago. I didnt know if people liked it or not, as it is not a real word. But I changed my mind 1- Because people wouldnt know who I was if I changed it, for a while! 2- Because some users said they liked my alias from that list I made. Please think your decision through before you make it!

Like I said this is no rash decision- I've been considering this for sometime. In fact back when I changed my sig and profile pic it was on my mind, but I couldn't come up with a good enough alternative.

I noticed your sig is.....well......not the greatest it could be. I and I am sure many others would be happy to make you a better and new one once you have decided on a new user name.

Lol, that is a very nice way of saying it sucks :). Like I said my art skills are pretty crap, and I only have paint to play with so I'm limited in what I can do. I may well take you up on that offer when my decision has been made.

*salutes* and thanks for your suggestions :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 21:18:43


At 2/6/07 08:58 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
Stuff.

I'm glad you liked my suggestions.

Is it just me or has the Barracks been extremely quite lately. It has gone off the list of clubs/crews so many times in the last few days. Has every decided to ditch the club or something. Did I miss a post saying everyone ditch Sterockicy? I am not familiar with what is going on in other countries but it seems like everyone is bust, so you will have to fill me in!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 21:46:40


At 2/6/07 09:18 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Is it just me or has the Barracks been extremely quite lately. It has gone off the list of clubs/crews so many times in the last few days. Has every decided to ditch the club or something. Did I miss a post saying everyone ditch Sterockicy? I am not familiar with what is going on in other countries but it seems like everyone is bust, so you will have to fill me in!

Yeah, I'd noticed that too. For my part I have been really swamped at work and as such have had very little time for posting. Hopefully it isn't hurting my B/P pace too much though- I'm missing a lot of blams, but I'm picking up all the saves I normally would.

It is a bit quiet around here though- obviously Hemlok has abandoned us to WoW and Gears of War, and Phantom is pretty busy in the real world. I'm not sure about the rest of the gang though- PenguinLink has been remarkably quiet (perhaps Phantom finally had fried Penguin for breakfast). And of course our main subject of conversation, the Portal, has been pathetic for the last couple of days. When I signed off last night there was just 1 submission under judgement.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 22:15:55


At 2/6/07 09:18 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
I'm glad you liked my suggestions.

Those were some good suggestions. :)

Did I miss a post saying everyone ditch Sterockicy?

Everyone ditch Sterockicy! Now! :D

I have wanted to congratulate Donthurtme for his extremely shiny new badge for ages now but if I do, it will become a one-line post and well I am not the type to make those. So let me take this time to Congratulate Donthurtme for his new badge! Keep up the great work! :D And about changing your alias, Sterockicy's suggestions were great and so were your original thoughts. Good luck on finding the name that you like and believe suits you. :)

*salutes*

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At 2/6/07 09:46 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
Yeah, I'd noticed that too. For my part I have been really swamped at work and as such have had very little time for posting. Hopefully it isn't hurting my B/P pace too much though- I'm missing a lot of blams, but I'm picking up all the saves I normally would.

Same here buddy. Work, work, and more work. And did I forget to mention work? And about missing blams, that happens to me quite frequently as well. Sometimes I go to the portal and click on a submission and it has already been deleted, meaning that my extraordinary effort of trying to blam a submission just fell down a deep, dark, endless hole. :(

It is a bit quiet around here though- obviously Hemlok has abandoned us to WoW and Gears of War, and Phantom is pretty busy in the real world. I'm not sure about the rest of the gang though- PenguinLink has been remarkably quiet (perhaps Phantom finally had fried Penguin for breakfast). And of course our main subject of conversation, the Portal, has been pathetic for the last couple of days. When I signed off last night there was just 1 submission under judgement.

Me, quiet? Never! PenguinLink is never quiet! Phantom was trying to eat me for breakfast, you see. SInce we haven't seen any CareBears mating lately, he had a feeling of eating juicy meat and well since the most edible and juiciest member here in the Barracks is me, there is nothing for me left to do but to hide. So I decided to hide behind Sterockicy's bunk. The sights and stuff I saw behind that bunk will forever haunt me for my rest of my life. Don't even ask. So, yeah, Phantom got bored and got tired of looking for me and so he just killed himself a unicorn that was jumping about out there in the Barracks. His name was Victor, by the way. He was quite nice, and it is a lament he had to be eaten. I guess I'm just blabbering a lot, am I not? I guess I should stop now. I see Sterockicy snoring his ass away already for the excuse of my absence.

Anyway, my real excuse of my absence is of course, work and school. I hope you guys can forgive this poor, frightened penguin. And please advise me once you see Phantom. I don't want to become breakfast anytime soon. :)

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 22:18:13


At 2/6/07 09:46 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
It is a bit quiet around here though- obviously Hemlok has abandoned us to WoW and Gears of War.

Yeah! Do you know if he plays online WoW. Because I watched something that said barely anyone played online because the game had been out for so long in the asian countries. Is that true or am I mistaken? I've never played it so I wouldnt know.

Phantom is pretty busy in the real world.

Some day that will be me. I am going to enjoy my time before that happens!

PenguinLink has been remarkably quiet.

I know, He has been quite, too quite!

(perhaps Phantom finally had fried Penguin for breakfast).

Work = Stess
Stress = Hunger
Hunger = Penguin

And of course our main subject of conversation, the Portal, has been pathetic for the last couple of days. When I signed off last night there was just 1 submission under judgement.

I dont think the portal has been half bad myself. For about a month now I have seen the portal with only one UJ submission. Every day at the same time I see it. Its usually around 1 am here, Which is like 7 am Newgrounds time. It pick up around 6 am here and then slows down in about 4 hours from now.

Sorry for taking so long to reply, I am currently holding my 2 year old cousin who is currently asking me to "eat that". He is referring to my jumper string.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 22:37:30


At 2/6/07 10:15 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
I have wanted to congratulate Donthurtme for his extremely shiny new badge for ages now but if I do, it will become a one-line post and well I am not the type to make those. So let me take this time to Congratulate Donthurtme for his new badge! Keep up the great work! :D And about changing your alias, Sterockicy's suggestions were great and so were your original thoughts. Good luck on finding the name that you like and believe suits you. :)

Thanks- I thought everyone had forgotten about my little achievement *sniff*.

Same here buddy. Work, work, and more work. And did I forget to mention work? And about missing blams, that happens to me quite frequently as well. Sometimes I go to the portal and click on a submission and it has already been deleted, meaning that my extraordinary effort of trying to blam a submission just fell down a deep, dark, endless hole. :(

There is nothing more annoying than coming to vote and finding it already blammed. I also hate it when I click on a seemingly UJ submission just to find that it has already passed (you can tell straight away as the reviews are viewable). Missed points make me sad :(

A load of random jibberish...

Riiiiiight.... *backs away slowly*


Anyway, my real excuse of my absence is of course, work and school. I hope you guys can forgive this poor, frightened penguin. And please advise me once you see Phantom. I don't want to become breakfast anytime soon. :)

My suggestion is to dress as a large brussel sprout... nobody would dream of eating one of them. Plus we could have hours of fun rolling you down the nearest hill :)

At 2/6/07 10:18 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 2/6/07 09:46 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
It is a bit quiet around here though- obviously Hemlok has abandoned us to WoW and Gears of War.
Yeah! Do you know if he plays online WoW. Because I watched something that said barely anyone played online because the game had been out for so long in the asian countries. Is that true or am I mistaken? I've never played it so I wouldnt know.

No idea I'm afraid. All I know is that he is being caught slowly but surely in the B/P race :)

Some day that will be me. I am going to enjoy my time before that happens!

Yeah, I would love to be able to get those days back. Work is a real drag, especially when I have to do extra academic work for University at the same time. There is the small bonus of money though, so I can't say I am complaining too much :)

Work = Stess
Stress = Hunger
Hunger = Penguin

Comedy Gold right there- actually got a genuine 'lol' out of me :)

I dont think the portal has been half bad myself. For about a month now I have seen the portal with only one UJ submission. Every day at the same time I see it. Its usually around 1 am here, Which is like 7 am Newgrounds time. It pick up around 6 am here and then slows down in about 4 hours from now.

Last night was about 2AM NG time. This morning was slow as well- I usually wake up to around 15 UJ submissions, but there were just 4 this morning, and it was slow until the middle of the afternoon. It has picked up a little this evening though.

Sorry for taking so long to reply, I am currently holding my 2 year old cousin who is currently asking me to "eat that". He is referring to my jumper string.

Hehe, you would never catch me holding my little cousins. All mess and loud wailing noises.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 23:12:38


At 2/6/07 10:37 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
Same here buddy. Work, work, and more work. And did I forget to mention work? And about missing blams, that happens to me quite frequently as well. Sometimes I go to the portal and click on a submission and it has already been deleted, meaning that my extraordinary effort of trying to blam a submission just fell down a deep, dark, endless hole. :(
There is nothing more annoying than coming to vote and finding it already blammed. I also hate it when I click on a seemingly UJ submission just to find that it has already passed (you can tell straight away as the reviews are viewable). Missed points make me sad :(

God that happens to me all the time as well. Its so damn frustrating when you see that page either saying "This movie was blammed" or seeing the screen and it having a review under it because it passed.

Anyway, my real excuse of my absence is of course, work and school. I hope you guys can forgive this poor, frightened penguin. And please advise me once you see Phantom. I don't want to become breakfast anytime soon. :)
My suggestion is to dress as a large brussel sprout... nobody would dream of eating one of them. Plus we could have hours of fun rolling you down the nearest hill :)

Can that be classed as cruetly to animals? Get it.......do you get it........LOLOLOLOL!

At 2/6/07 09:46 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
No idea I'm afraid. All I know is that he is being caught slowly but surely in the B/P race :)

Maybe I have the chance of catching him..........*Looks at Hemloks profile* NAH!

Yeah, I would love to be able to get those days back. Work is a real drag, especially when I have to do extra academic work for University at the same time. There is the small bonus of money though, so I can't say I am complaining too much :)

If I wanted to I could get a part time job, but i am not really sure if I want one. It sounds so time consuming and boring. What do you think?

Work = Stess
Stress = Hunger
Hunger = Penguin
Comedy Gold right there- actually got a genuine 'lol' out of me :)

Sweet, I try to be as funny as I can. MY FIRST LAUGH ON THE INTERNET. YAH!

Sorry for taking so long to reply, I am currently holding my 2 year old cousin who is currently asking me to "eat that". He is referring to my jumper string.
Hehe, you would never catch me holding my little cousins. All mess and loud wailing noises.

Yep and constant squirming when your trying to type. He is gone now so I am quite relaxed now!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-06 23:57:55


At 2/6/07 10:15 PM, PenguinLink wrote: And please advise me once you see Phantom. I don't want to become breakfast anytime soon. :)

Boo.

As for donthurtme, I'm no expert but I'd find some word in Latin that represents you or virtually any language that works. You are intelligent, literate, so how about something along the lines of the first names of some ancient Greek philosophers? That would be nice...you know where to look them up if you like it...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-07 00:37:01


At 2/6/07 10:37 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
My suggestion is to dress as a large brussel sprout... nobody would dream of eating one of them. Plus we could have hours of fun rolling you down the nearest hill :)

That's a good idea. But I don't like the rolling me down the nearest hill part. 0_0

At 2/6/07 09:46 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
No idea I'm afraid. All I know is that he is being caught slowly but surely in the B/P race :)

Haha, slow and steady wins the race. :)

Work = Stess
Stress = Hunger
Hunger = Penguin
Comedy Gold right there- actually got a genuine 'lol' out of me :)

It's cool. It's all cool, Donthurtme. I thought you were my "homie", dog. But it's "cool". I didn't "dig" that snizzling laughing there homie. Fo'sho fo'sho. :D

Last night was about 2AM NG time. This morning was slow as well- I usually wake up to around 15 UJ submissions, but there were just 4 this morning, and it was slow until the middle of the afternoon. It has picked up a little this evening though.

Yes, the portal is mainly slow in the midnight and in the mornings. But around in the evening, it sure does pick up.

Sorry for taking so long to reply, I am currently holding my 2 year old cousin who is currently asking me to "eat that". He is referring to my jumper string.
Hehe, you would never catch me holding my little cousins. All mess and loud wailing noises.

Ha, I feel sorry for you guys. If I had a little cousin/brother that wouldn't let me do my duty of B/Ping, I wound make him say "PenguinLink is a Pimp" fifty times. True story, guys. I once, ahh, forget it. I don't want to start ranting again. :)

At 2/6/07 11:57 PM, Phantom wrote: Boo.

Oh no! Where is the large brussel sprout suit! :O

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At 2/7/07 12:37 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Oh no! Where is the large brussel sprout suit! :O

I ate that too. Now get over here you little midnight snack on legs. ( See kids? If you eat all your vegetables maybe one day you'll be grow big, strong and hungry like uncle Phantom, and no one will think of stopping you. SO EAT! )


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-07 01:09:01


At 2/7/07 12:48 AM, Phantom wrote: I ate that too. Now get over here you little midnight snack on legs. ( See kids? If you eat all your vegetables maybe one day you'll be grow big, strong and hungry like uncle Phantom, and no one will think of stopping you. SO EAT! )

You ate that too? Oh no... Midnight snack? *Gulp* But I am not a vegetable! Come on, I'll do anything! Just don't eat me! I'll run 10 laps, I'll do 100 Push Ups but do not eat me! Uncle Phantom needs to rest, so why don't you go take a nap? I think it's nappy time, Phantom. Go on, there's that red blanket that you like so much. And that comfy pillow is waiting for you as well. Hey look, a Pokemon!

*While Phantom is distracted, PenguinLink tip toes out of the Barracks and then runs away for his life*

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At 2/7/07 01:09 AM, PenguinLink wrote: *While Phantom is distracted, PenguinLink tip toes out of the Barracks and then runs away for his life*

Run, run and live to see another day, on that you will die. Time awaits no man and nor will I.

Pointless catch phrases...As Matthew Perry said so wisely in "Serving Sara" : Baby's going to take nappy...

Well not really, it's 8:44 AM, but I will go write a bit and finish my war story. You got lucky this time penguin, remember that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-07 13:02:56


Well as you can see I've made a decision on the new username. Thanks to Sterockicy for the suggestion- it fits my personality much better, and flows off the tongue quite nicely as well :). Also thanks to Phantom for the suggestion- I had a look around, but there was nothing that really stood out.

So... any volunteers to make me a sig? :D As it means 'to judge, or vote' I guess something to do with my B/P rank would be appropriate, although a volunteer would have to be willing to update it when I gain my next couple of ranks.

I'll keep a little note in my Sig message for a while so that nobody gets confused as to who I am- it will take a bit of getting used to.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-07 14:11:58


At 2/7/07 01:02 PM, Sentio wrote: Well as you can see I've made a decision on the new username. Thanks to Sterockicy for the suggestion- it fits my personality much better, and flows off the tongue quite nicely as well :). Also thanks to Phantom for the suggestion- I had a look around, but there was nothing that really stood out.

I like the new alias you picked out, it's short, easier to pronounce and has a nice Latin meaning. Enjoy your new user names, and the NG URL you'll get with it :-D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-07 19:53:10


At 2/4/07 08:09 AM, Phantom wrote: No need to be nervous, actually I'm forbidding you from being nervous. Just relax and feel free to turn your back from the wall.

Am I supposed to see a red laser dot moving around on the wall? :o

At 2/6/07 06:59 PM, ArtDanVal wrote: HAY GUYS
STOELN

Missed them both. Bummer.

At 2/7/07 02:11 PM, Phantom wrote: I like the new alias you picked out,

Makes me want to change mine but I won't, because:
1) People keep telling me to stop changing my name.

THANKS A LOT, GUYZ. D:<

2) I'm too lazy to come up with anything decent.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-07 21:47:07


After a couple of months, I finally got Level 11. This is a grreat achievement for me (i believe) When I move up to the top 100 in reviewing or the top 300 b/pers, it'l be greater but this is still great


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-02-08 00:18:09


At 2/7/07 01:02 PM, Sentio wrote:

^ OMG LOOK LOOK! ^

Well as you can see I've made a decision on the new username. Thanks to Sterockicy for the suggestion- it fits my personality much better, and flows off the tongue quite nicely as well :). Also thanks to Phantom for the suggestion- I had a look around, but there was nothing that really stood out.

Wow, That new username of yours looks tight! You made a great choice! I'm glad you chose one of my ideas! I feel privaliged. I was going to post about 8 hours ago when I first saw the change but I had to go to school so I didnt have time. Now its over I can finally post. WOOOO!

Sentio sound like the name of a luxury car for some reason. I like it a lot!

So... any volunteers to make me a sig? :D As it means 'to judge, or vote' I guess something to do with my B/P rank would be appropriate, although a volunteer would have to be willing to update it when I gain my next couple of ranks.

I would make you one but as you can see I havent had enough time lately to do any sort of pics for my profile.

I'll keep a little note in my Sig message for a while so that nobody gets confused as to who I am- it will take a bit of getting used to.

Good Idea!

HELP ME!

I offered the user LAGATTO help with his whistle a few weeks ago. LAGATTO (A NG user) has been pestering me ever since I offered to help him. He was garbage and I have been flagging for him. He is now at Silver and keeps asking "When is gold!!!!!". Its really starting to irritate me! I have been a very busy man lately with NG and school but I dont think I can keep up with his demands. I want to help him get to gold at least but I am not sure if I can put up with this guy any longer. P.S: He is like 13! What should I do?

QUESTION!

Does anyone know whos alt is named DrDickHead? He has PM'd me a few times abusing me about how he doesnt think my flashes deserve the score they have. Cereal was jealous of this a while back and I was just wondering if you can verify if its him. I dont know why he is jealous, he has an A+ batting average!

Also, Congrats to HomerDough on L11!

*Salutes*


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