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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 01:06:16


At 1/28/07 12:41 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
I finally became a wielder of some golden knuckles (Level 11). I have been wanting this level for sometime now and I finally have it! :D

*Salutes*

Congratulations on that nice icon! I wish i was higher then lv.10. I wish i was lv.12 i really love that level and i think it really suited SeaMonky but the lv.13 looks much better for him makes him look more kingish since he is the king of Clubs & Crews of NG's.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 04:10:33


At 1/27/07 05:23 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Thanks for giving for me your trust, Phantom. I will keep calling you Phantom though because that is the respect you deserve.

Alrighty then, you do yours, I'll do mine.

*Salutes fellow Second in Commander Officer*

That makes you sound as if you consider yourself a 2IC >_>

At 1/27/07 06:14 PM, TheMattrix wrote: I'm posting to say that I am sorry about my previous "Second in Command" comment. It was wrong, and I admit it. The Armed Forces are what keeps America alive and free, and I had to be an asshat and disrespect them.

It keeps most civilized counties free. I lost 2 relatives during WW2 who fought (guess they weren't THAT good at it) but they gave it their best all whilst not long before that Trotsky was murdered in Mexico, and that's why none of us live under German rule....kind of.

Point is, that the average soldier will do a lot more during his combat life than you think.

I am also sorry for the "lame" things I said to a certain someone. He's right, it was lame, and I do have a really good imagination. I also did a bad thing and vented some of my anger onto him and the Armed Forces. I really need to learn to let go of my anger. It'll be my donwfall someday.

It's ok.

I know I was wrong, and really am sorry. I hope this will not affect my ability to be in the Elite Guard barracks. If I am not allowed anymore, I understand. I even deserve to be kicked out. I disrespected the very people that give their lives so we don't have to. And the person I was talking to was right, I am lame.

lol. You'd have to do a lot more shit than just sling a couple insults at me to get kicked out. It's a whole process, ask Mr. China man...Er...DoD.

At 1/27/07 06:42 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I know Phantom understands the anger you had. Again, don't worry about it and you don't have to be sorry for anything.

I wouldn't put it that way, but this time there is no reason for concern.

At 1/27/07 06:53 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Hehe, thanks, though it will still be Phantom within this thread :) I'm just glad there aren't any rifles being pointed at me...

Of course not dear friend, none you can see any way...

At 1/27/07 07:09 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Well, I have been burnt by Fireballs and you have been smacked in the head by a rusty pipe, what else can Phantom do to us?

That of course, was a rhetorical question, wasn't it? I haven't even used fire arms yet...

At 1/27/07 07:23 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Well, I have been burnt by Fireballs and you have been smacked in the head by a rusty pipe, what else can Phantom do to us?

Like forcing you to watch porn while a running drill is placed nearly a very inconvenient location.

At 1/27/07 07:32 PM, PenguinLink wrote: You're right! I shouldn't have! Oh well, I wish nothing or no one gives him any ideas anytime soon. :(

I have my own ideas, just let me get the drill and porn ( above reply ).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 10:05:54


At 1/28/07 04:10 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 1/27/07 05:23 PM, PenguinLink wrote: At 1/27/07 06:14 PM, TheMattrix wrote: I'm posting to say that I am sorry about my previous "Second in Command" comment. It was wrong, and I admit it. The Armed Forces are what keeps America alive and free, and I had to be an asshat and disrespect them.
It keeps most civilized counties free. I lost 2 relatives during WW2 who fought (guess they weren't THAT good at it) but they gave it their best all whilst not long before that Trotsky was murdered in Mexico, and that's why none of us live under German rule....kind of.

Point is, that the average soldier will do a lot more during his combat life than you think.

Yes, you are right. I heard once that the average soldier takes 1,000+ lives in a 4 year service in a war. I don't know if it's true or not. I just heard it. it seems as if it'd be alot more.


I am also sorry for the "lame" things I said to a certain someone. He's right, it was lame, and I do have a really good imagination. I also did a bad thing and vented some of my anger onto him and the Armed Forces. I really need to learn to let go of my anger. It'll be my donwfall someday.
It's ok.

Thank you for understanding.


I know I was wrong, and really am sorry. I hope this will not affect my ability to be in the Elite Guard barracks. If I am not allowed anymore, I understand. I even deserve to be kicked out. I disrespected the very people that give their lives so we don't have to. And the person I was talking to was right, I am lame.
lol. You'd have to do a lot more shit than just sling a couple insults at me to get kicked out. It's a whole process, ask Mr. China man...Er...DoD.

I wasn't aiming them at you Phantom. I was just saying that as a general comment. I have more respect for you than that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 10:31:54


Well I've got 100 points this week, which isn't great considering I was getting more than 65 a day the week before. But before Sterockicy can get too far ahead I bring him news that I will be getting my birthday laptop 3 weeks early. So you've only got one more week to gain ground on me, but good luck soldier.

Congrats to NickScott in joining our ranks. Now I'm not the new boy anymore, but you'll enjoy your stay here at the barracks. Also congrats to Stero for getting his star, and to everyone else that leveled up or achieved something this week. Probably won't be on much the next week, but I'll see you all on the other side of the portal

*SALUTES*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 10:46:43


Yes in b/p i got past 1000 im 990 now. Its feels great to know that. That was my goal. That goal went right in the net. In other words i achieved my goal. I hope to be EGSS this week if i keep getting about 87 b/p a day.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 15:45:36


At 1/28/07 01:06 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:
Congratulations on that nice icon! I wish i was higher then lv.10. I wish i was lv.12 i really love that level and i think it really suited SeaMonky but the lv.13 looks much better for him makes him look more kingish since he is the king of Clubs & Crews of NG's.

Thanks for the congratulations, DarkSoldier. With a little more determination and with more patience you'll get to a higher level in no time.

At 1/28/07 04:10 AM, Phantom wrote:
That makes you sound as if you consider yourself a 2IC >_>

Sorry about that. Is this better?

*PenguinLink salutes the Second in Command Officer, Phantom."

That of course, was a rhetorical question, wasn't it? I haven't even used fire arms yet...

Well, you could say it is a rhetorical question. But I bellieve rusty pipes and fireballs are much more hurtful and damaging that fire arms. 0_0

The Portal is packed today. It has been sometime it hasn't been. Soldiers, get your rifles ready and protect the portal!

I also have a lot of work to do. God do I hate Sundays... >:(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 16:46:23


STOLEN
ORIGNAL1
ORIGINAL2

The weird thing is, it was a good flash that got deleted for some reason.
I see this flash get stolen quite a bit, actually, it's kinda annoying. It's a good flash, just never very popular, so people won't realize it's stolen.
Maybe the orginal creator requested it or something :o


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 16:52:35


At 1/28/07 04:46 PM, MadCow wrote: STOLEN
ORIGNAL1
ORIGINAL2

Whistled, don't you just hate it when people try to steal something they simply couldn't have made?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 17:04:45


There is this flash which is bothering me and its UJ. Soccer Ball. We have no info on the author but I'm not sure if this is the authors flash since the graphics are pretty good. What do my fellow barracks think?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 17:36:33


At 1/28/07 05:33 PM, Odyssic wrote: Yes I finally got Elite Guard Private First Class today, I haven't post on the BBS that much today because I been trying so hard to get it. Now I can sit back and have fun on the BBS again. So how is everyone today?

Congratulations man you totally worked hard for it. I on the other hand only need 279 more b/p points until I'm EGSS. Im right now as we speak watching hockey and typing this.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 17:44:22


At 1/28/07 05:04 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
There is this flash which is bothering me and its UJ.

It's marked for review now so you were right to be suspicious. Good find.

At 1/28/07 05:33 PM, Odyssic wrote:
Yes I finally got Elite Guard Private First Class today

Congrats.

At 1/28/07 05:36 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
Im right now as we speak watching hockey and typing this.

*cheers for the red wings*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 17:51:33


At 1/28/07 05:33 PM, Odyssic wrote: Yes I finally got Elite Guard Private First Class today, I haven't post on the BBS that much today because I been trying so hard to get it. Now I can sit back and have fun on the BBS again. So how is everyone today?

Congrats on the new rank! :)

At 1/28/07 05:36 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
Congratulations man you totally worked hard for it. I on the other hand only need 279 more b/p points until I'm EGSS. Im right now as we speak watching hockey and typing this.

I'm watching at the moment as well, whilst B/Ping of course :)

At 1/28/07 05:44 PM, Major-punk wrote:
*cheers for the red wings*

*cheers for the avalanche!*

(he says just as they go 2-0 down...)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 18:01:09


At 1/28/07 05:33 PM, Odyssic wrote: Yes I finally got Elite Guard Private First Class today, I haven't post on the BBS that much today because I been trying so hard to get it. Now I can sit back and have fun on the BBS again. So how is everyone today?

Congratulations on your new rank, Odyssic! Keep up the great work.

*cheers for the red wings*
*cheers for the avalanche!*

*Cheers on the delicious chips PenguinLink is eating*

I'm sorry guys, but I do not know anything about Hockey. Might as well go back to my cave now. Don't worry about me. I'll just, uhh, sleep here in my, uhh, comfy cardboardbox and uhh... nevermind. :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 18:09:04


At 1/28/07 04:52 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 1/28/07 04:46 PM, MadCow wrote: STOLEN
ORIGNAL1
ORIGINAL2
Whistled, don't you just hate it when people try to steal something they simply couldn't have made?

Yeah, and the messed up part is, this might pass.
The guy has a co-author, and a seemingly real site or whatever.
Like he actually made it :o


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 19:17:00


Seems the portal has gotten a little busy. Today shall be a good day.

At 1/28/07 05:33 PM, Odyssic wrote: Yes I finally got Elite Guard Private First Class today

Congrats on that.

At 1/28/07 06:01 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I'll just, uhh, sleep here in my, uhh, comfy cardboardbox and uhh... nevermind. :(

Mind if I join? :c


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 19:37:28


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/361417

This is stolen, watch till the end you'll see a tag called " www.drawn-sex.com" that and it is simmilar to a previous flash on ng by another artist. located here http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/361417 so they're both stolen.


I hope my sig dosen't come out distorted

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 21:08:48


awwww... I missed my chance of getting a 6.66 Voting power. I wanted that but I got the Sergeant First Class before it


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-28 22:11:11


At 1/28/07 09:08 PM, HomerDough wrote: awwww... I missed my chance of getting a 6.66 Voting power. I wanted that but I got the Sergeant First Class before it

Maybe i'll get 6.66 which i HIGHLY doubt. So the portals ful and i b/pied on all of those flash movies. What i tough day at the portal goosh working at NG's isn't easy one bit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-29 01:18:42


At 1/28/07 10:11 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 1/28/07 09:08 PM, HomerDough wrote: awwww... I missed my chance of getting a 6.66 Voting power. I wanted that but I got the Sergeant First Class before it
Maybe i'll get 6.66 which i HIGHLY doubt. So the portals ful and i b/pied on all of those flash movies. What i tough day at the portal goosh working at NG's isn't easy one bit.

Im pretty close to a 6.66 VP. I will make it in a week or two I think. Sorry I have been absent, I was at my mates house for the night. Only made 28 b/p points! :-(

I've given HomerDough and Shanus an extra day of being ahead of me. You shall be passed today though! Hopefully!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-29 12:25:38


Yesterday was a FABULOUS day for b/p'ing.

What's about you lot getting only 20 something points? :3

I got 116 points yesterday. :)

*Smarms some more*

Only 86 away from my next grade! Good luck for the people trying to catch me, cos I ain't going down with out a fight.

*Puts on bandanna*

HOOZAH.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-29 13:30:52


STOLEN ALERT!

Stolen from linerider. You all know what that is right, lol!

Quick get that whistle point in before its gone!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-29 20:38:58


Holy crap! I've already made 91 b/p points today and there are still many hours left of the day.

Its been quite a busy day for me today. I have recieved a little under 20 PM's asking for whistle help, People wanting there songs reviewed, and some wanting things made for them. Let me tell you, I dont know what I did today but I certainly feel special.

I have now passed HomerDough and Shanus and now dont know who else to catch. I have made 530 points since the last update which gives me a average of 58.8888888888 a day. As you can see I am quite happy with myself right now.

Question time!

This seems to be typical for me and I feel quite lucky when it happens. I go online every couple of hours and vote on all of the new movies. Now the strange this is is that whenever I go back online, every movie I had voted on in the previous hours have passed judgement. The cool thing is that there are no movies/games that have passed that I havent voted on. In other words, I didnt miss any. I then vote on the under judgement movies and go offline. Now this is a real coincidence and it happens all the time.

Does this happen to any of you at all?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-29 23:00:37


At 1/29/07 08:38 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Does this happen to any of you at all?

Not very often. But it does happen occasionally to me, by chance. I think the reason it's been happening to you over and over is because you return for another round through the portal on a consistant time loop. Not the best way to get blam points though.

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At 1/29/07 08:38 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Holy crap! I've already made 91 b/p points today and there are still many hours left of the day.

I've actually developed a social life after 6 months of doing nothing here, so I actually missed about 4 hours today. As such 91 points is a LONG way off, but as I got well over 200 over the weekend it doesn't matter too much :)

Question time!

The answer is 4, it is ALWAYS 4!

Does this happen to any of you at all?

I can't say it does, but as I never leave my laptop/computer I never give it chance to. That is great for saves, but you'll be missing a lot of blams doing that. It is the blams that get me such a good pace :)

Ok, as it is question time, one from me as well :)

Recently I have seen a large number of entries from a user called 'Ultimate-Prophet'. Am I the only person who sees a black screen every time I try and play them? They all have very large file-sizes, so maybe it is just my laptop being crap, and as they keep getting good scores I assume there is something besides a blank screen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-29 23:27:07


At 1/29/07 11:15 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
They all have very large file-sizes, so maybe it is just my laptop being crap, and as they keep getting good scores I assume there is something besides a blank screen.

I just went to watch the first 3 episodes and the first three were all blank black screens for me. Looks like a file-swap to me..

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At 1/29/07 11:27 PM, Major-punk wrote:
I just went to watch the first 3 episodes and the first three were all blank black screens for me. Looks like a file-swap to me..

No file swap- they go into the portal just the same as that. I have no idea why they keep passing- my only explanation is people see the large file size and assume it is good without waiting for it to load (which for most people takes AGES).

On a side note, I just got my 10,000th Save!!! I've been so busy today I didn't even notice! That makes 2 10k stats for me now :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-29 23:34:46


At 1/29/07 08:38 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
Does this happen to any of you at all?

Yes at times it does. But as Major-punk and Donthurtme have said, B/Ping this way really deteriates the amount of Blam Points you acquire.

At 1/29/07 11:15 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
They all have very large file-sizes, so maybe it is just my laptop being crap, and as they keep getting good scores I assume there is something besides a blank screen.

I have experienced the same thing. They are just black screens with a loading bar and nothing loads. As Major-punk said, it is probably a file swap.

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At 1/29/07 11:34 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Man, I dont recognise your posts with that new icon of yours, Its weird!

Yes at times it does. But as Major-punk and Donthurtme have said, B/Ping this way really deteriates the amount of Blam Points you acquire.

I know, I dont just go online for 5 minutes every three hours. Its mainly when I get up at like 2am to b/p and again when I wake up at 6.

I have experienced the same thing. They are just black screens with a loading bar and nothing loads. As Major-punk said, it is probably a file swap.

*Salutes*

But he doesnt swap the file, When its first submitted its like that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-29 23:47:28


At 1/29/07 11:30 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
No file swap- they go into the portal just the same as that. I have no idea why they keep passing- my only explanation is people see the large file size and assume it is good without waiting for it to load (which for most people takes AGES).

That is a very well established point there. Your statement is probably true.

On a side note, I just got my 10,000th Save!!! I've been so busy today I didn't even notice! That makes 2 10k stats for me now :)

Congratulations on recieving 10,000 Saves, Donthurtme. Keep up the awesome work and you'll catch up to Hemlok in no time. :D

At 1/29/07 11:40 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Man, I dont recognise your posts with that new icon of yours, Its weird!

Yes it is taking me time as well to get accustomed to it. :D

I know, I dont just go online for 5 minutes every three hours. Its mainly when I get up at like 2am to b/p and again when I wake up at 6.

Yes, that's why my Saves are a much bigger amount than my blams.

But he doesnt swap the file, When its first submitted its like that.

That's true. My bad.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-30 01:57:51


At 1/29/07 08:38 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Does this happen to any of you at all?

Sure, a lot of times, but I also check a lot more often so that not to miss blams either, you probably miss a few most of the time, I suggest trying to remember some of the names you see on the portal of entries, then a while later check in the obitauries and see if there is anything "new" there.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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