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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 01:17:21


I see that you still have that garbage whistle darksoldier keep trying! as for me i probably only voted on 15 entries today (since i got my wii i seem to get slower and slower) I am sick of this pathetic progress and i want to make it my mission to get to Elite Guard Corporal by next Sunday. you guys think i can get there?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 01:23:15


At 1/14/07 01:17 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: I see that you still have that garbage whistle darksoldier keep trying! as for me i probably only voted on 15 entries today (since i got my wii i seem to get slower and slower) I am sick of this pathetic progress and i want to make it my mission to get to Elite Guard Corporal by next Sunday. you guys think i can get there?

defintely you can get there. If you get like 10 a day, you';; level up in no time


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 01:53:30


Hey guys, I tried to sign up the Elite Guard Barracks site but it said:

1- That user name is already taken! What on earth Sterockicy isnt taken!
2- The email adress I gave was "taken" too.

I do not believe that that is true. Please tell me what the problem is!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 02:02:03


At 1/13/07 06:04 PM, PenguinLink wrote: What about you guys? What next rank are you guys close to?

Nice one, hope you get there soon, well I am hoping to have 5000 b/p by this time next week. It seems a bit of a distant thing, as I only got 4 points during the day, (work related) even now it's 0700 on a Sunday, working really eats into my b/p average. Also the randomness of the amount of entries is also putting a dampener on the situation. Yesterday, I actually used an internet cafe, during my break to do some b/p-ing and there was only 4 entries there, Hope everyone has a nice Sunday

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 02:13:45


At 1/14/07 01:53 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Hey guys, I tried to sign up the Elite Guard Barracks site but it said:

1- That user name is already taken! What on earth Sterockicy isnt taken!
2- The email adress I gave was "taken" too.

I do not believe that that is true. Please tell me what the problem is!

did you already sign up, did someone sign up for you and what exactly are you talking about?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 02:16:05


At 1/14/07 02:02 AM, Shanus wrote:
At 1/13/07 06:04 PM, PenguinLink wrote: What about you guys? What next rank are you guys close to?
Nice one, hope you get there soon, well I am hoping to have 5000 b/p by this time next week. It seems a bit of a distant thing, as I only got 4 points during the day, (work related) even now it's 0700 on a Sunday, working really eats into my b/p average. Also the randomness of the amount of entries is also putting a dampener on the situation. Yesterday, I actually used an internet cafe, during my break to do some b/p-ing and there was only 4 entries there, Hope everyone has a nice Sunday

*Salutes*

Wow, and yet you still manage to get more b/p points a day than I do and I have absolutely nothing on all day everyday (school holidays). I am trying to find a part time job but have struggled to get a reply. Using an internet cafe is pretty desperate lol. Ive never ever seen an internet cafe here in Australia before. But of course us Aussies are behind in technology. After all our main mode of transport is Kangaroo and we havent quite figured out what that big orange thing is in the sky. Plus its all desert so we dont bathe and eat raw food.

I will have a nice sunday even though it is nearly over (6:15pm). Looks like that koala is ready to be eaten now. "Whack it on the fire, Mum!"

I bet there is at least one person who believes what I just said!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 02:22:52


there are kangaroos, deserts and koalas in victoria now? did you guys go back in time or something?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 05:54:00


Man! Everytime I log on there's usually a max amount of 5 flashes under judgement which is crap because before I used to consider Saturday and Sundays as good B/Ping days seeing as a lot of flash is submitted.

My B/P is very slowly going up and I'm not sure how long it'll take to get 1,000 more for the next rank. My first 1,000 gap too.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 07:58:32


At 1/14/07 12:29 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Man you must love having as much power as you do. This is to suspensful!
My PM inbox awaits your PM!

But you have no much idea how much work it takes and how time consuming and nerve eating this all is...Trust me I'd trade and be you, a simple member with no concerns and no worries that this whole place lies on your shoulders.

At 1/14/07 01:53 AM, Sterockicy wrote: I do not believe that that is true. Please tell me what the problem is!

You already have an account, if you for some reason don't know the password, can't activate it through that e-mail or it does not work, I can delete it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 10:39:27


At 1/14/07 02:16 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
Wow, and yet you still manage to get more b/p points a day than I do and I have absolutely nothing on all day everyday (school holidays). I am trying to find a part time job but have struggled to get a reply. Using an internet cafe is pretty desperate lol. Ive never ever seen an internet cafe here in Australia before. But of course us Aussies are behind in technology. After all our main mode of transport is Kangaroo and we havent quite figured out what that big orange thing is in the sky. Plus its all desert so we dont bathe and eat raw food.

I will have a nice sunday even though it is nearly over (6:15pm). Looks like that koala is ready to be eaten now. "Whack it on the fire, Mum!"

Well there's none of my friends are awake at that time so it's all I can do, but I also enjoy it. On i'm my holiday's too but it's really cold her not like where you are where it's like 100 degrees all the time, so it's no fun really. And I live in Ireland, were use sheep for communication and just drink and eat potatoes, I think I win on stereotypes

At 1/14/07 05:54 AM, Black-Flame wrote:
Man! Everytime I log on there's usually a max amount of 5 flashes under judgement which is crap because before I used to consider Saturday and Sundays as good B/Ping days seeing as a lot of flash is submitted.

Yup sure I user to be the same, but the weekend job just took that idea away. As you're from Ireland I can tell you the greatest time for weekday flashes for us is 2 in the morning. It's quite unfair really.

My B/P is very slowly going up and I'm not sure how long it'll take to get 1,000 more for the next rank. My first 1,000 gap too.

I know it feels like lots, but I've got kinda addicted to doing it now so it's I just deal with it, I'm trying to get 500 points my the 22nd, because then I'm back at college and I can't do that much. But everyday, it looks less and less likely.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 13:58:16


jeez is the member list going to be updated today? maybe I should do it right now because i got a lot of time (just kidding, don't make me do it) Seriously is it going to be updated soon? I'm getting anxious to know if I got the top 5


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 15:02:49


At 1/14/07 01:58 PM, HomerDough wrote: getting anxious to know if I got the top 5

I wouldnt hold my breath on that. No matter how good you think you have done one of the higher ranking officers will have done better. Even if you B/P like a lunatic as everyone starts doing you will still fall short of the mark. You should probably aim for top 10 or 15 to start with. I doubt I will ever get in to the higher ranks so I'm just going to enjoy B/Ping instead of getting competative. Also I should be very close to getting the next badge.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 15:53:53


At 1/14/07 07:58 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 1/14/07 12:29 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Man you must love having as much power as you do. This is to suspensful!
My PM inbox awaits your PM!
But you have no much idea how much work it takes and how time consuming and nerve eating this all is...Trust me I'd trade and be you, a simple member with no concerns and no worries that this whole place lies on your shoulders.

I certainly do not and that is why I want to find out more on what is expected from me if I was even remotely offered this position. I realise it involves time consuming work and it would be extremely different from my duties at the time being, But I am interested in being given responsibilities however difficult or simple they may be. Thankyou for even a chance at this opertuanity.

At 1/14/07 01:53 AM, Sterockicy wrote: I do not believe that that is true. Please tell me what the problem is!
You already have an account, if you for some reason don't know the password, can't activate it through that e-mail or it does not work, I can delete it.

I see that I am on the list of members but when I try to log I cant. I believe that is because I am "inactive" but do not know how to make myself "active" Do you have to aprove me before I can log in or is there something I have to do first?

I dont think I have forgotten my password because its always the same for everything I sign up for!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 17:16:24


At 1/14/07 01:58 PM, HomerDough wrote: jeez is the member list going to be updated today? maybe I should do it right now because i got a lot of time (just kidding, don't make me do it) Seriously is it going to be updated soon? I'm getting anxious to know if I got the top 5

One word: Patience. It is the second time you metion the roster update. Major-punk is fairly busy as he has said in the past, and there is no need to hurry or pressure him for it. (He is probably working on it right now.) Whenever he has the time to do one, I will be profoundly happy but I don't find it right to be mentioning why he hasn't done one yet.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 18:05:25


I'm pretty sure this is stolen
from here


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 18:13:31


At 1/14/07 06:05 PM, Shanus wrote: I'm pretty sure this is stolen
from here

Yes, I think it is stolen as well. As a matter of fact, I flagged it. The website the animation promotes does not have anything to do with or corresponds with the authors who submitted it. People are so dumb these days.... Anyway, thanks for pointing that out, Shanus! :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 18:27:12


At 1/14/07 06:13 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 1/14/07 06:05 PM, Shanus wrote: I'm pretty sure this is stolen
from here
Yes, I think it is stolen as well. As a matter of fact, I flagged it. The website the animation promotes does not have anything to do with or corresponds with the authors who submitted it. People are so dumb these days.... Anyway, thanks for pointing that out, Shanus! :D

I was thinking, it was in the portal for a while, it's got over 300 views, and not many people saw it. Well at least we get to use our shiny whistles, and rid the portal of evil


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 21:03:40


(cough) (cough). I can't believe I won't make it EGS today.

this hurts a lot (well not really).

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 21:18:02


At 1/14/07 09:03 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: (cough) (cough). I can't believe I won't make it EGS today.

this hurts a lot (well not really).

Cmon, You can make it. Your only 53 off it. I suppose with only 3 hours left its a pretty daunting task and very unlikely (unless the portal suddenly floods with entries and mass voters). But dont worry, think on the bright side. You will get there by tommorow at least (if you try hard).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 21:24:18


At 1/14/07 09:03 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: (cough) (cough). I can't believe I won't make it EGS today.

this hurts a lot (well not really).

Bad luck- the portal has been painfully slow this week. I thought I'd cruise to EG Major General yesterday (I needed 90 points at the start of the day), but I only managed to get there this afternoon, despite being online constantly for two days. Less than 100 points per day at a weekend is just sad- before Christmas I was making that during the week!

I'm sure you'll get there tomorrow if you don't make it tonight though- it's just a matter of time :)

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 21:31:51


At 1/14/07 09:24 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
At 1/14/07 09:03 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: (cough) (cough). I can't believe I won't make it EGS today.

this hurts a lot (well not really).
Bad luck- the portal has been painfully slow this week. I thought I'd cruise to EG Major General yesterday (I needed 90 points at the start of the day), but I only managed to get there this afternoon,
*salutes*

I hope I get there tomorrow unless my comp breaks which i don't think it will.
Congratulations on EGMG!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 21:38:00


STOLEN ALERT!

STOLEN! from the Cooking with bigfoot series!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 21:39:45


At 1/14/07 09:38 PM, Sterockicy wrote: STOLEN ALERT!

STOLEN! from the Cooking with bigfoot series!

IGNORE THAT POST, SORRY MY STUPID MISTAKE!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 21:42:41


At 1/14/07 09:38 PM, Sterockicy wrote: STOLEN ALERT!

STOLEN! from the Cooking with bigfoot series!

Are you sure this is stolen because the author and the authors site are Cooking With BigFoot? So Im not going to vote because i have a garbage whistle and i don't want to be stuck forever so I'll only vote if someone else tells me it's stolen.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 21:46:40


At 1/14/07 09:42 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 1/14/07 09:38 PM, Sterockicy wrote: STOLEN ALERT!

STOLEN! from the Cooking with bigfoot series!
Are you sure this is stolen because the author and the authors site are Cooking With BigFoot? So Im not going to vote because i have a garbage whistle and i don't want to be stuck forever so I'll only vote if someone else tells me it's stolen.

Yeh, Im really sorry I just posted the link asking you to ignore it so please ignore it. I just completely went blank for a minute and didnt realise that the username was what it was. I just looked at it, saw that he didnt have a public profile and stupidly came to the conclusion that it was not his. My mistake!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 22:03:41


Got 10,000.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 22:20:05


At 1/14/07 10:03 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Got 10,000.

And then some! Congratualations mate. Keep up the good work!

In other news, The portal has been slightly better over the last few hours. I have recieved many MANY points in the last half hour and am very happy with how today has worked out for me. The last few days have been very bad ones b/p wise. I havent recieved many at all. I guess its just been a bad b/ping week. The weekly update will hopefully back up my statement.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-14 23:46:43


At 1/14/07 10:03 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Got 10,000.

Nice job man, keep up the good work! Just think, 5,000 more points and your half way there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-15 00:38:54


At 1/14/07 09:24 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
Bad luck- the portal has been painfully slow this week. I thought I'd cruise to EG Major General yesterday (I needed 90 points at the start of the day), but I only managed to get there this afternoon, despite being online constantly for two days. Less than 100 points per day at a weekend is just sad- before Christmas I was making that during the week!

Congratulations on becoming an Elite Guard Major General, Donthurtme! You really deserve it buddy! :) Keep up the great work! And no slacking! >:)

*salutes*

*Salutes*

Hemlok, you better watch out. Donthurtme is coming at you with full force and he is not going to back down. Haha, I still remember some time ago where the race between you guys was occuring. Those were nerve wracking and anticipating times alright! :) In other words, if you don't want to lose your victory over the race last time, B/P like crazy! (PenguinLink recommends drinking Red Bull since it gives you wings! Surgeon's Warnings: May Cause hyper moments in which the destruction of your own computer may occur.) Good Luck!

*PenguinLink takes out his RedBull and takes a long sip. He then grows wings and starts to fly but then gets smashed by a plane.*

Donthurtme, now is the time to get revenge. >:) Keep up the great pace you are starting with since your break and hit Hemlok with full force! Good luck! =)

*Salutes both officers*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-01-15 01:22:26


At 1/15/07 12:38 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
At 1/14/07 09:24 PM, Donthurtme wrote:
Bad luck- the portal has been painfully slow this week. I thought I'd cruise to EG Major General yesterday (I needed 90 points at the start of the day), but I only managed to get there this afternoon, despite being online constantly for two days. Less than 100 points per day at a weekend is just sad- before Christmas I was making that during the week!
Congratulations on becoming an Elite Guard Major General, Donthurtme! You really deserve it buddy! :) Keep up the great work! And no slacking! >:)

I second that congratulations. Keep up the good work officers, your close to the end!


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Hemlok, you better watch out. Donthurtme is coming at you with full force and he is not going to back down. Haha, I still remember some time ago where the race between you guys was occuring. Those were nerve wracking and anticipating times alright! :) In other words, if you don't want to lose your victory over the race last time, B/P like crazy! (PenguinLink recommends drinking Red Bull since it gives you wings! Surgeon's Warnings: May Cause hyper moments in which the destruction of your own computer may occur.) Good Luck!

Yes, that one dreadful day when I was leading by one single point. We were going back and forth on being the victor but then he stayed up later then me and finally gained a secure lead for one full day. Luckily for me, I got the lead back almost instantly and it's been like that ever since. I'm pumped for this race to come, It's been one of the biggest reasons why I have been B/Ping for awhile. I'm hopeing Donthurtme doesn't B/P like he did before he went on vacation. If he does then being passed by him is inevitable. About Red Bull, I hate it. The taste is so vile and disgusting.

Donthurtme, now is the time to get revenge. >:) Keep up the great pace you are starting with since your break and hit Hemlok with full force! Good luck! =)

No luck for me to defend my title? I see how it is. >:(


*Salutes both officers*

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