At 12/24/06 04:14 PM, BlueHippo wrote: new apartment = no internet connection yet = no b/p points = one sad hippo.

i miss you guys :'(

i'll be back... soon enough (i can only hope)

Don't worry about that, you'll be back before you know it... And Merry Christmas.

At 12/24/06 03:38 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: The portal's loaded today.

And it's only Christmas Eve. Just wait and see what tomorrow brings. :o

At 12/24/06 03:42 PM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:

prays I can get Police Sergeant before midnight:

Pfft, at the rate you're going, you'll go way beyond that. :P

DRA, you know that you are spreading panic here? >:( As for my case, I do not want to get passed by you before I reach EGSC. If you get me before I reach my last rank, it will be the biggest shame for me to lose a 24200+ lead in several months. Thank God that the portal is accurate today which means that I can get tons of points. PS: DRA, how did you hear of our EGB?

At 12/24/06 04:51 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: DRA, you know that you are spreading panic here? >:( As for my case, I do not want to get passed by you before I reach EGSC. If you get me before I reach my last rank, it will be the biggest shame for me to lose a 24200+ lead in several months. Thank God that the portal is accurate today which means that I can get tons of points. PS: DRA, how did you hear of our EGB?

Slash told me. He was bugging me to sign up because I spent a lot of time on Newgrounds when I was bored, in the portal...and he was like "SIGN UP SO YOUR VOTES COUNT DAMMIT" and I was like eh, why not?

Now he's grooming me to be his successor/sex slave. :-O

Damn, Slash! Did you know that you just created a monster?! >:( Now she is going to get all of us including you. :( PS: Slash, I wonder what you are going to say when she gets you. :P

At 12/24/06 05:12 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, Slash! Did you know that you just created a monster?! >:( Now she is going to get all of us including you. :( PS: Slash, I wonder what you are going to say when she gets you. :P

I'm going to say "strike me down with all of your nerd-hatred, and your journey towards the blam side will be complete."

Then she'll do it. Maybe like, bondage style.

At least it'll be a very erotic death...

At 12/24/06 06:03 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: At least it'll be a very erotic death...

There will be no safety words when the time comes...

I now have a bronze whistle! I am stronger now than ever! My e-penis...wait...um...ah, my e-breasts are bigger. :-P

bouncy bouncy

lol, Slash. That's ok, it is still going to take her some time to get us. :P Slash, at least you have a girl to aim for. (the erotic death thing) As for my case, I am still a lonely BASTARD who have no chance with any girl I like. No girls = Lonely life = One sad DoD. :(

At 12/24/06 6:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You wanna get some cool points? In the EGB, reply to DoD with "But Slash says you get action from Hot and Charming every night, except for when your wrist gets sore".
LOL JUST TRUST ME OKAY

What does THAT mean? :-O

At 12/24/06 06:56 PM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:

At 12/24/06 6:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You wanna get some cool points? In the EGB, reply to DoD with "But Slash says you get action from Hot and Charming every night, except for when your wrist gets sore".
LOL JUST TRUST ME OKAY

What does THAT mean? :-O

Keep up the good work Slash!

*wink wink nudge nudge.

At 12/24/06 06:56 PM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:
What does THAT mean? :-O

Its a long-running joke in the EGB. I'll explain it you when you're ready.

Rofl, Slash, you are one funny dude. :) Anyway, we have got a busy portal today, now I have a good chance to set up a new daily b/p record. (the current one is 122 points) :D

At 12/24/06 07:29 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Rofl, Slash, you are one funny dude. :) Anyway, we have got a busy portal today, now I have a good chance to set up a new daily b/p record. (the current one is 122 points) :D

Hope you break the record. Mine was broken last night with 167 points! I missed so a lot of points today though since I was at my cousins house for five hours just talking. Got boring quickly but it did go better then I expected.

At 12/24/06 05:12 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, Slash! Did you know that you just created a monster?! >:( Now she is going to get all of us including you. :( PS: Slash, I wonder what you are going to say when she gets you. :P

Aw What is the matter DoD are you afraid of a little competition? I for one am happy to see someone who can B/P as fast as she can coming here. Maybe she will make the top 300 list before level 10 at the rate she is going. Plus DoD you are less then 1000 points away from the second to last rank and she is what? at the 3rd rank? if you can't get to the last rank before she does you really are moving slow man.

At 12/24/06 08:08 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 12/24/06 05:12 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, Slash! Did you know that you just created a monster?! >:( Now she is going to get all of us including you. :( PS: Slash, I wonder what you are going to say when she gets you. :P

Aw What is the matter DoD are you afraid of a little competition? I for one am happy to see someone who can B/P as fast as she can coming here. Maybe she will make the top 300 list before level 10 at the rate she is going. Plus DoD you are less then 1000 points away from the second to last rank and she is what? at the 3rd rank? if you can't get to the last rank before she does you really are moving slow man.

I honestly don't know why he is afraid of being passed by her yet. Sure she is a fast mover, but you are far ahead and you get a pretty good pace every week also. You will have to worry about her later on, but not now. If you lose to her on reaching the final rank, I will quit my duties B/P for a month.

You better not slow down on purpose now or I'll gut ya! :P

At 12/24/06 05:12 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, Slash! Did you know that you just created a monster?! >:( Now she is going to get all of us including you. :( PS: Slash, I wonder what you are going to say when she gets you. :P

If i was you i would'nt be worried, DRA is probably gonna pass me before i reach Corporal! and what rank are you? LT. general?, even at this pace DRA wont pass you for some time, unless you can lose points somehow...

At 12/24/06 08:08 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 12/24/06 05:12 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Damn, Slash! Did you know that you just created a monster?! >:( Now she is going to get all of us including you. :( PS: Slash, I wonder what you are going to say when she gets you. :P

Aw What is the matter DoD are you afraid of a little competition? I for one am happy to see someone who can B/P as fast as she can coming here. Maybe she will make the top 300 list before level 10 at the rate she is going. Plus DoD you are less then 1000 points away from the second to last rank and she is what? at the 3rd rank? if you can't get to the last rank before she does you really are moving slow man.

I am not afraid of any competition, or I would not be who I am today. I am just a little concerned about her speed because I hate getting passed by anyone. Talking about competion, I am still within striking distance within you. Do you want some fun for the holiday season?

If DarkRoseAngel passes me someday, I don't really care. If she doesn't, I don't care either. All I care about is guarding the portal nothing else. Although a little competition doesn't hurt every now and then, what matters the most is that you are protecting the portal well. Only statwhores worry about such things. In other words, RoseDarkAngel, keep up the damn good work!

At 12/24/06 09:02 PM, PenguinLink wrote: If DarkRoseAngel passes me someday, I don't really care. If she doesn't, I don't care either. All I care about is guarding the portal nothing else. Although a little competition doesn't hurt every now and then, what matters the most is that you are protecting the portal well. Only statwhores worry about such things. In other words, RoseDarkAngel, keep up the damn good work!

Well said, old chap! I do believe you've summed up what the Elite Guard Barracks is all about. I think part of her sucess is from the slew of christmas movies right now.

Grrr...the portal has been slowed down since 9 P.M. I really want to set up a new daily record. Oh, man... :(

Well, it's midnight (in the Newgrounds time zone anyway). Today wasn't that bad. My whistle is now bronze...I have ten flash reviews, as well as finding a few good ones for my favorites list...and I almost, almost reached Police Sergeant. I would have, except the portal is slowing down...

I'll be back on Tuesday, since I've already deposited! Merry Christmas, everyone! :-D

:hugs for everybody:

17. DarkRoseAngel 12/22/2006 F 70 12:00:07 AM, Dec 25, 2006
18. Dream-of-Duke 11/5/2004 M 7,040 12:00:07 AM, Dec 25, 2006
ROFL, DRA and I deposited at the EXACT same time. Does it hint something? ;) Slash, be strong. (if you started weeping already) I have not decided to make a move yet, she is still yours. :P

At 12/25/06 12:07 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: ROFL, DRA and I deposited at the EXACT same time. Does it hint something? ;) Slash, be strong. (if you started weeping already) I have not decided to make a move yet, she is still yours. :P

If she's also a Red Sox fan, I suggest you hurry and make your move.

At 12/25/06 12:07 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote:

ROFL, DRA and I deposited at the EXACT same time. Does it hint something? ;)

The closest DOD has ever gotten to a girl...

Merry Xmas guys, hopefully some of ya'll will be watching the portal tommorow.

At 12/25/06 12:11 AM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 12/25/06 12:07 AM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: ROFL, DRA and I deposited at the EXACT same time. Does it hint something? ;) Slash, be strong. (if you started weeping already) I have not decided to make a move yet, she is still yours. :P

If she's also a Red Sox fan, I suggest you hurry and make your move.

lol, did I say that my gf in the future have to be a Red Sox fan? Nope. I was just joking around that we deposited at the EXACT same time. Slash, you do not have to worry --- for now.

At 12/25/06 12:11 AM, Major-punk wrote: Merry Xmas guys, hopefully some of ya'll will be watching the portal tommorow.

Merry Christmas to all of the members of the Eltie Guard Barrakcs as well! ( Merry Christmas to you to DarkRoseAngel *Hugs back*). I hope you guys get all you wished for! And yes, Major-punk, I'll be watching the portal tommorow as well. That is my duty. Protect the portal at all costs! :)

*Salutes*

It's kind of funny how you all haven't realized I know Slash in the "real world", lol.

Maybe I've already been with him! :-O

he wishes...

At 12/25/06 12:56 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote: It's kind of funny how you all haven't realized I know Slash in the "real world", lol.

Maybe I've already been with him! :-O

he wishes...

i do too, his name is jason alte and im going to molest him tonight tee hee

At 12/25/06 12:56 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote: It's kind of funny how you all haven't realized I know Slash in the "real world", lol.

Maybe I've already been with him! :-O

he wishes...

You know that we are all bored in real life, that's all we are wasting all precious time on the internet. :) Give us something to cheer about!

Merry Christmas EGB!

I got Alien Hominid for Christmas! (Well, actually I bought it myself >_>) So I'm gonna go play it now! Not too much B/P today!

At 12/25/06 01:27 AM, ElectricMoose wrote:

At 12/25/06 12:56 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote: It's kind of funny how you all haven't realized I know Slash in the "real world", lol.

Maybe I've already been with him! :-O

he wishes...

i do too, his name is jason alte and im going to molest him tonight tee hee

Hahahaha dude the tee hee totally made it =P