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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 20:00:33


Happy Holidays EGB members!

I finally finished school for the last days of 2006 and got a new game call LOZ WW which came out a long time ago.

I really really want EGPFC but its taking so much time and i hope the day i level up to lv.10 i level up to EGPFC.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 20:03:56


At 12/23/06 08:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: By the way, marry me plz.

Hey, I asked first. Plus I have the bigger e-stats...


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 20:12:00


At 12/23/06 08:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Just Police Officer? Your hot ass better be a Police Sergeant before Christmas!!!

I don't know if I can do that. I sure hope I don't get punished... :-O

And I expect to see at least ten flash reviews by then, too!

Now that, I can do.

By the way, marry me plz.

And just five minutes ago you were instant messaging me, begging for premaritals...tsk tsk.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 21:30:02


At 12/22/06 10:58 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Hahaha. Slash loves to toy with the hearts and minds (and pants) of the people.

I see but not as much as I play with your :-P Welcome back Slash

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 21:33:33


Hi, DarkRoseAngel. Do you know how to cook? We are mighty hungry around here... Besides, LittleWashu used to cook for us with her honorable pans but now she doesn't cook for us anymore... So, can you please? Please?

*Looks up at DarkRoseAngel with watery and shiny eyes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 21:50:48


At 12/23/06 09:33 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hi, DarkRoseAngel. Do you know how to cook? We are mighty hungry around here... Besides, LittleWashu used to cook for us with her honorable pans but now she doesn't cook for us anymore... So, can you please? Please?

*Looks up at DarkRoseAngel with watery and shiny eyes*

Maybe me and LittleWashu can cook something up to satisfy you poor soldiers...but I'm just a young and impressionable level two Security Guard, so I hope no one is disappointed...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 21:54:49


At 12/23/06 09:50 PM, DarkRoseAngel wrote: Maybe me and LittleWashu can cook something up to satisfy you poor soldiers...but I'm just a young and impressionable level two Security Guard, so I hope no one is disappointed...

yumm.... food make that pizza and a cold coke plz.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 22:32:26


At 12/23/06 09:50 PM, DarkRoseAngel wrote: Maybe me and LittleWashu can cook something up to satisfy you poor soldiers...but I'm just a young and impressionable level two Security Guard, so I hope no one is disappointed...

I won't be dissapointed! You can cook for us anytime! Maybe Little Washu can give you some tips on how to cook as well, so that you will become a better cook. Listen to Slash, and work hard in guarding the portal so that you can join us one day! Good luck!

Here you go:

*Gives DarkRoseAngel a machine gun*

We have a spare machine gun that we hardly use. Use it, and use it well. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 22:34:52


At 12/23/06 02:59 PM, HomerDough wrote: I guess my opponent has left a bit early or he just didn't sign in yesterday. He didn't get 1 point and I had 82. I'm going to catch him in 2 days or even less.

If i say his name, he'll probably sign in the second I press "Post It!"

Well you passed me. I have been absent due to the fact I have not been home much lately and my family have been hogging both computers when we arnt out. Ive done a bit today now but really I wont be able to start catching you until January. Its a real pain dammit! I hate being 15!

Cya all later!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 23:00:52


Joiyzuz Kroyste! ThatDarkRoseAngel is as fast as fooking lightning!

Anyway according to NG LOG:

Total B/P points acquired today: 123
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (827 until next grade)

That must be a new record for me; Annddd, I've voted on all the submissions UJ as well, which means I gain an extra 30 points. Boy, whadda pace :)

I'm proud.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 23:08:52


At 12/23/06 11:00 PM, Dela wrote: Joiyzuz Kroyste! ThatDarkRoseAngel is as fast as fooking lightning!

It's MISS DarkRoseAngel to you! Show respect to the ladies here.

That must be a new record for me; Annddd, I've voted on all the submissions UJ as well, which means I gain an extra 30 points. Boy, whadda pace :)

Great! Keep up the good work soldier!

I'm proud.

You should be.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 23:27:46


At 12/23/06 11:00 PM, Dela wrote:
Anyway according to NG LOG:

Total B/P points acquired today: 123
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (827 until next grade)

That must be a new record for me; Annddd, I've voted on all the submissions UJ as well, which means I gain an extra 30 points. Boy, whadda pace :)

Great job, keep up the good work! Right now I have 142 points with the 35 under judgement. That is a fairly good pace for me, I'm proud of myself for getting it. Again, keep up the good work soldier!


I'm proud.

That's good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 23:37:16


At 12/23/06 11:27 PM, Hemlok wrote: Great job, keep up the good work! Right now I have 142 points with the 35 under judgement. That is a fairly good pace for me, I'm proud of myself for getting it. Again, keep up the good work soldier!

You're doing great as well, Hemlok. If you keep up that pace, no one will ever catch you! Keep up the great work Elite Guard Brigadier General Hemlok!

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 23:43:47


At 12/23/06 09:33 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hi, DarkRoseAngel. Do you know how to cook? We are mighty hungry around here... Besides, LittleWashu used to cook for us with her honorable pans but now she doesn't cook for us anymore... So, can you please?
Hits Penguin Link with A Frying pan

Since when did I cook of anyone here? I did bake goods for celebations, But I never cooked anything for anyone here. I only use my frying pans as weapons to bring pain to People who leave abusive reviews as well as certain EG.

To DarkRoseAngel even though you aren't at the rank of EGP yet I will be glad to help you up your whistle level if you want to get rid of you normal whistle.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 23:43:52


At 12/23/06 11:37 PM, PenguinLink wrote:
You're doing great as well, Hemlok. If you keep up that pace, no one will ever catch you! Keep up the great work Elite Guard Brigadier General Hemlok!

Donthurtme will when he gets back. It doesn't matter what kind of pace I get, he will always get something better then me. It's kinda depressing. Thanks for your kind words PenguinLink!


*Salutes*

*Salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 23:57:09


DarkRose, there's this site called Newgrounds Log. It's a place where you can store your stats there. It shows how much B/P points you get between each log-in. In otheer words, I wanna keep tabs on your B/p points everyday without much trouble. All you do is click Jack In, type in your screename, and then press get stats. I already signed you up there. Just try to log your stats as much as you can.

Also, if you don't I will anyway

Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:03:54


At 12/23/06 11:43 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
Hits Penguin Link with A Frying pan

Ouch! *Penguinlink holds his head. He smells his hand. Mmmmm.....Eggrolls...*

Since when did I cook of anyone here? I did bake goods for celebations, But I never cooked anything for anyone here. I only use my frying pans as weapons to bring pain to People who leave abusive reviews as well as certain EG.

Sorry, Miss LittleWashu. Maybe I was daydreaming of the delicious food you have cooked for celebrations in the past. When we came to 600 hundred pages, that spaghetti was delicious and it left a marvelous taste in my mouth. Maybe when we come to 700 pages, you'll make something for us again?

*Looks at LittleWashu with big shiny eyes*

To DarkRoseAngel even though you aren't at the rank of EGP yet I will be glad to help you up your whistle level if you want to get rid of you normal whistle.

I also need help with my whistle level, Miss LIttleWashu (Hence my horrible Normal Whistle Level) If you decide to help this poor, helpless soul, I would really appreciate it. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:11:47


At 12/23/06 11:43 PM, LittleWashu wrote: To DarkRoseAngel even though you aren't at the rank of EGP yet I will be glad to help you up your whistle level if you want to get rid of you normal whistle.

Awesome...whistle level is sexy. Oh, how I long for a shiny gold one, or even a deity...

As for that log site, I'll try to remember to update a lot...Slash is watching me, anyway, and will have my ass if I fail (or so he wishes, hehe). I have to get some reviews and points in by tomorrow...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:12:15


Hey guys, Back online again. Silly me! And I noticed something that you all should try and see if it happens too. Go into "edit your public profile". And change your aura from whatever it is to Neutral. Does the icon get slightly bigger for you?

Yes, Its life changing I know!

Homerdough, I was wrong in my previous post. Your not ahead of me yet. Im holding on for dear life here. If your on tomorrow at all, that is when you will pass me. Oh crap i mean, DONT go online tommorrow at all. A huge virus is going to appear tommorow on NG and if you go on your computer will shut down forever. You wouldnt want that would you. DONT B/P!

Lol, Believable isnt it?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:13:35


Thanks For the link Homerdough, i honestly never knew a site like that existed.
Also, as you can see i have a pathetic normal whistle, if anyone could help me get a Bronze i would be eternally grateful... ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:17:24


At 12/24/06 12:13 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Thanks For the link Homerdough, i honestly never knew a site like that existed.
Also, as you can see i have a pathetic normal whistle, if anyone could help me get a Bronze i would be eternally grateful... ^_^

Go
here and read the review guidelines to get the rules. Then go here and flag the abusive reviews given in the links that dont abide by the review guidelines.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:19:54


At 12/24/06 12:03 AM, PenguinLink wrote:
I also need help with my whistle level, Miss LIttleWashu (Hence my horrible Normal Whistle Level) If you decide to help this poor, helpless soul, I would really appreciate it. :)

I will help anyone who asks me with any whistle problem to the best of my ability since that is what my position. besides with my people who know the rules of the whistle there will be less abuse on NG. If you have any question PM me and I will answer then to the best of my ability.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:32:57



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:37:28


At 12/24/06 12:32 AM, Hemlok wrote: STOLEN:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355930

ORIGINAL: http://www.adultswim.com/games/athf_mooninite /index.html?showId=316905&name=Aqua%20Teen&ti mezone=EST

Stealing directly from the Cartoon Netwrok website... I don't believe it can get any dumber than that.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:43:01


At 12/24/06 12:37 AM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 12/24/06 12:32 AM, Hemlok wrote: STOLEN:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/355930

ORIGINAL: http://www.adultswim.com/games/athf_mooninite /index.html?showId=316905&name=Aqua%20Teen&ti mezone=EST
Stealing directly from the Cartoon Netwrok website... I don't believe it can get any dumber than that.

That's your typical thief for ya. The worst one I can remember was when some guy tried to bring The Ultimate Showdown into the Portal when the original flash was in it's prime. When it was on the front page for months. It actually made me laugh.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 00:53:36


At 12/24/06 12:11 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:
At 12/23/06 11:43 PM, LittleWashu wrote: To DarkRoseAngel even though you aren't at the rank of EGP yet I will be glad to help you up your whistle level if you want to get rid of you normal whistle.
Awesome...whistle level is sexy. Oh, how I long for a shiny gold one, or even a deity...

well gold and deity are much easier to get now so you should have no problem getting one if you put forth the effort to get it.

As for that log site, I'll try to remember to update a lot...Slash is watching me, anyway, and will have my ass if I fail (or so he wishes, hehe). I have to get some reviews and points in by tomorrow...

Don't worry about Slash he is a big softie at heart. In other words his bark is worst then his bite.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 02:12:19


At 12/23/06 05:49 PM, PenguinLink wrote: That is not what the Elite Guard Barracks is about. We here vote fairly according to the effort applied to the submission. If the submission was poorly made, why vote a 2 and protect it even though it is garbage? Just to get that extra protection point? On the long run, if you vote a 2 on all those submissions that are mass voted upon, you'll only get like 30 protection points a month. Does that really reflect your view upon voting fairly and does it truly portray the badge you are wearing as well? I respect your opinion Dream-of-Duke but I don't think what you do is right.

Yea, like I said on my previous page, I am trying to follow Eagle's matto and vote fairly. About the policy of voting fairly, I know it as well as you do. Thanks for reminding me though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 02:16:50


At 12/23/06 08:12 PM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:
At 12/23/06 08:00 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Just Police Officer? Your hot ass better be a Police Sergeant before Christmas!!!
I don't know if I can do that. I sure hope I don't get punished... :-O

And I expect to see at least ten flash reviews by then, too!

DRA, as a new registered user, your pace of b/ping is very impressive. I am pretty sure that you are doing well at NGPD. I hope that you can make it to EGB as soon as possible. See you!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 04:42:11


According to NG Log, DarkRoseAngelThing, it'll take you less than 10 days at that pace to get 1,500 B/P points and enter EGB. Considering you won't keep that pace all the time, let's say you can enter in 15 days =P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-24 05:06:48


lol, it is nice to get some hot chicks like DRA here in the near future so that our male EGB generals/commanders can have some EXTRA fun. :P Anyway, I capped the day with 102 points which is not too bad. Time for bed now. :)


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