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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 02:41:13


At 12/23/06 02:35 AM, Gorillazrock wrote: As for "DarkRoseAngel" If she can B/P like this every day, she'll defidently going to be an elite before 2007. Going to pass me up soon, and i've been on here for like 8 months.

When she reaches General, I'll propose :-P
All I pray on is that she stops at about 43-53 K in B/P or I'm shot too with that speed...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 03:52:11


Wonder how she's doing that. She must be getting every single one right. Seams a little odd to me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 03:57:00


At 12/23/06 03:52 AM, Gorillazrock wrote: Wonder how she's doing that. She must be getting every single one right. Seams a little odd to me.

It's very simple, you vote right, as in whether most of NG would agree a movie/game is good enough for NG or not, vote. You make no influence, but the high VP people do and you would just tag along and earn points until you could be making the difference.

Which reminds me, it's taking fucking ages to get to 10.00 VP >:-(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 04:01:51


Would'nt that make her a statwhore?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 04:06:20


At 12/23/06 04:01 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Would'nt that make her a statwhore?

Fella, there are more stat whores around here than you can count... I personally consider myself a bit under whored, because I've stopped making a fuss over every little stat after EGSC.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 07:06:44


At 12/23/06 04:06 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/23/06 04:01 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Would'nt that make her a statwhore?
Fella, there are more stat whores around here than you can count... I personally consider myself a bit under whored, because I've stopped making a fuss over every little stat after EGSC.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 07:09:35


DarkRoseAngel may be doing well now but I was like her when I started. I was going mad in the portal and someone even said I could be the new Joker at the time, but now I have drastically slowed down from my starting pace and due to work and social life Im lucky if I can get in a good hour or two a day in the portal. Today I just finished Kung-Fu and in about 30 minuets Im off to work till 10.

Either way I wish DarkRoseAngel good luck with the appreniceship and her B/P exploits.
Also I only stat whore myself out when I reach a certain land mark

P.S. sorry for not posting for about 10 pages
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 09:39:18


i was surprised this morning that there were 40 movies UJ. THis is the first time i saw that many in at least a month. I really havent been very active and just get about 10 B/P points a day. But today it seems that i will get around 40 points today at one sitting

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 11:38:24


I didn't get them all right...both of my attempts to review were on flashes that went on to be deleted, sigh.

Slash wants me to focus on my whistle today, because "SlashFirestorm23: a higher whistle means higher sexy!!!". And I do love being sexy...

By the way, happy birthday to me. :-P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 11:48:32


At 12/23/06 11:38 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:
By the way, happy birthday to me. :-P

Congrats on that.... Although that must suck, having your birthday so close to Christmas.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 11:49:26


At 12/23/06 11:38 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote: By the way, happy birthday to me. :-P

Happy birthday and...

cheers to me for my new grade: Elite Guard Major! Finally! But whatever it's just another rank, isn't it? =D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 11:55:41


At 12/23/06 11:48 AM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 12/23/06 11:38 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:
By the way, happy birthday to me. :-P
Congrats on that.... Although that must suck, having your birthday so close to Christmas.

Yeah. Slash's is on the 19th, too. It sucks...but it's kinda cool, too, because I get lots of stuff in a short period of time!

...then have to wait twelve months for the next installment, sigh.

Oh, since a lot of you are OMG'ing over my speed...I won't be able to do this every day. I actually have school, unlike certain bums (hehe), and once it starts again, my time on Newgrounds will be limited. So don't worry, I won't be passing anyone in the Barracks anytime soon. :-P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 12:00:05


At 12/23/06 11:55 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:
Oh, since a lot of you are OMG'ing over my speed...I won't be able to do this every day. I actually have school, unlike certain bums (hehe), and once it starts again, my time on Newgrounds will be limited. So don't worry, I won't be passing anyone in the Barracks anytime soon. :-P

Sure... If you say so. Fact is there are some people whose B/P rate isn't affected by school, so who knows what'll happen when school starts again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 12:07:23


At 12/23/06 02:35 AM, Gorillazrock wrote:
Hey guys, sorry haven't been here lately.

Yeah I think I might've taken you off the roster while you were away, since you posted to join but then dissapeared for a week. You'll be on the next one for sure though, the only difference is I wont have your 'gain's and such.

Plus, i've been working on a deity whistle, which i now have (pain in the ass to get, though).

I gotta get one of those myself. =/

At 12/23/06 03:57 AM, Phantom wrote:
Which reminds me, it's taking fucking ages to get to 10.00 VP >:-(

You'll get it in ~80 days if you deposited everyday. VP calculator

It'll be ~200 days before I get there.

At 12/23/06 11:38 AM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:
By the way, happy birthday to me. :-P

Happy B-day. Have anything planned later?

At 12/23/06 11:49 AM, Casualty wrote:
cheers to me for my new grade: Elite Guard Major! Finally!

Cheers!

But whatever it's just another rank, isn't it? =D

Yeah but theres not many left for ya, I sure miss ranking up..

At 12/23/06 12:00 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
Sure... If you say so. Fact is there are some people whose B/P rate isn't affected by school, so who knows what'll happen when school starts again.

I'll be slowing down a little when it comes back, but nothing too drastic.

Btw, I passed pepeatumi! =D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 12:09:48


At 12/23/06 12:07 PM, Major-punk wrote:
At 12/23/06 11:49 AM, Casualty wrote:
cheers to me for my new grade: Elite Guard Major! Finally!
Cheers!

But whatever it's just another rank, isn't it? =D
Yeah but theres not many left for ya, I sure miss ranking up..

That makes me think... Would I ever continue doing B/P after I get EGSC. If I ever get it in the first place. Heh, I'd probably try to reach the top 50, even if that'll take me ages...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 12:32:38


At 12/23/06 12:07 PM, Major-punk wrote:
Btw, I passed pepeatumi! =D

You're ahead by 5 or 6, I'll probably pass you next week again, and then you'll pass me again because I'll be away for 4 or 5 days...

4 to 5 days is a lot of time without a single Blam or Save.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 12:40:15


Well I'm at my friends house at the moment. I actually managed to get up but my friends are still passed out. I'm sad to say I missed a lot of B/P points, I'm a bit dissapointed. Well I'm off to the Portal now.

*Salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 14:59:28


I guess my opponent has left a bit early or he just didn't sign in yesterday. He didn't get 1 point and I had 82. I'm going to catch him in 2 days or even less.

If i say his name, he'll probably sign in the second I press "Post It!"

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 15:04:01


Slash, your apprentice learns well. Already a Portal Security ranking on her second day, not bad. Moving up the ranks swiftly, she will be in the Barracks soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 16:21:36


Finally! My Christmas animation is finished! Please vote and if you guys have the time, review it to, please! Thanks a lot, I appreciate it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 17:19:27


At 12/23/06 12:57 AM, HomerDough wrote: Today was a good day for me 83 points. There's like 30 flashes in the UJ section right now so I'll start with about 27 later on today.

Oh yeah, Slash, your apprentice, she's crazy. DON'T TEACH HER THAT MUCH

lol, that's good. I got around 90 points yesterday although the internet has been on and off for ages now. However, I did manage to get 122 points last Sunday which set a new daily record for me. What's your daily record for b/p?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 17:30:06


At 12/23/06 04:06 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/23/06 04:01 AM, sparkingAC195 wrote: Would'nt that make her a statwhore?
Fella, there are more stat whores around here than you can count... I personally consider myself a bit under whored, because I've stopped making a fuss over every little stat after EGSC.

Count me as a stats whore as well. You see, I want to reach EGSC as soon as possible, so I maxiumize my time when I am b/ping. I do know that I have to vote what I think of the entries instead of considering if the entries will pass. Occationally, I vote cheap 2's for those entries that will pass regardless what happens. Eagle told me a lesson about voting fairly, and that's what I'm trying to do. But it takes time to change my flaw completely in one night. Maybe I will be less concerned about the stats once I rank up to EGSC, who knows?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 17:49:01


At 12/23/06 05:30 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Count me as a stats whore as well. You see, I want to reach EGSC as soon as possible, so I maxiumize my time when I am b/ping. I do know that I have to vote what I think of the entries instead of considering if the entries will pass. Occationally, I vote cheap 2's for those entries that will pass regardless what happens. Eagle told me a lesson about voting fairly, and that's what I'm trying to do. But it takes time to change my flaw completely in one night. Maybe I will be less concerned about the stats once I rank up to EGSC, who knows?

That is not what the Elite Guard Barracks is about. We here vote fairly according to the effort applied to the submission. If the submission was poorly made, why vote a 2 and protect it even though it is garbage? Just to get that extra protection point? On the long run, if you vote a 2 on all those submissions that are mass voted upon, you'll only get like 30 protection points a month. Does that really reflect your view upon voting fairly and does it truly portray the badge you are wearing as well? I respect your opinion Dream-of-Duke but I don't think what you do is right.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 18:08:44


At 12/23/06 12:31 AM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 12/23/06 12:23 AM, ILoveToYiff wrote:
I couldn't care less about someone passing me right now. My life has become one big shit fest. I'm literally about to put a Twelve-Gun Salute in my head.
Just so you know, you're not the only one with a shit-fest of a life in this club (myself included).

That's true, but how many times have you almost been killed in the past month. Me, knife twice, snapped neck once, shot once, and head through inch thick glass once. ( These are all attempts, of course. None of these things actually got executed.)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 18:37:06


At 12/23/06 12:09 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ladies and gentlemen...we have found my successor.

Seems the student shall surpass the master.

Now she's already a Security Guard. She's moving up those ranks really quickly.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 18:44:59


At 12/23/06 06:08 PM, ILoveToYiff wrote:
That's true, but how many times have you almost been killed in the past month. Me, knife twice, snapped neck once, shot once, and head through inch thick glass once. ( These are all attempts, of course. None of these things actually got executed.)

In the past month... none. In the past year, about two. I have to ask, how does all this stuff happen to you?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 19:00:13


At 12/23/06 06:37 PM, Mr-Molotov wrote:
At 12/23/06 12:09 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Ladies and gentlemen...we have found my successor.
Seems the student shall surpass the master.

Now she's already a Security Guard. She's moving up those ranks really quickly.

She's "The One"!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 19:17:48


At 12/23/06 07:00 PM, Gorillazrock wrote: She's "The One"!

Oh crap, dark rose is Keanu....You just know the movie is gonna suck ass.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 19:31:34


At 12/23/06 07:00 PM, Gorillazrock wrote: She's "The One"!

And I've been away at my birthday party for like, six hours, too. :-P

Police Officer by Christmas!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-23 20:00:08


At 12/23/06 07:31 PM, DarkRoseAngel wrote:
At 12/23/06 07:00 PM, Gorillazrock wrote: She's "The One"!
And I've been away at my birthday party for like, six hours, too. :-P

Police Officer by Christmas!

Just Police Officer? Your hot ass better be a Police Sergeant before Christmas!!!

And I expect to see at least ten flash reviews by then, too!

By the way, marry me plz.


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by the darkness.

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