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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 10:08:35


At 12/10/06 01:21 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 12/10/06 11:32 AM, EagleRock wrote: She's actually really good, too. She's almost at pro status in Wii Bowling. I usually win, but not by much. She can average 150-200, which is not bad at all. I average about 180-220, so it can be a battle between us sometimes. You should see when her parents come over...both of them bowl in real life, so it's a struggle of epic proportions.
I'm sure it would make the LOTR Trilogy look like child's play.

It makes it look like a bully got a big stick in the schoolground, and 7 kids had to try to throw it out on him. :-)

LOL. I'm in a good mood, though. After the 150 laps, BEER AND BUFFALO WINGS FOR ALL.
Who'll pay for the foot ointment?

After 10 beers, the pain will go away quick. If not, then take 800mg of ibupofen...LOL

Jeez...and I thought it was hard to get consoles in the States...
Well, I'm sure if you go into some Arab village it will be hard to find electricity, but in here, the Wii and Xbox are harder to come by than the flooded PS market.

Flooded PS market? As in it is EASY to get a PS3????? Jeez.

At 12/10/06 02:15 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I have a Wii also. I can pwn everyone as tennis.

Congratulations on your upgraded B/P rank, Homerdough.

*Sees that EagleRock makes a strike in bowling for the 10th time.*

That'd guarantee me 270 points...two more strikes would get me the 300 points... *hopes*

*Stands up straight* Sir! I have a question for you sir! In Wii sports, what sport is the least you are good at, Sir!?

Hmm...good question, Sergeant First Class. Well bowling I'm good, golf I'm not too bad, I played tennis a little bit, and I am not the greatest, while boxing I haven't played enough to gauge. I'd have to say baseball, sadly. First day I got the Wii I got about 10 homers in one game. It actually ended in the first inning due to a mercy rule...LOL. Now I can't bat for crap.

At 12/10/06 11:09 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Who else feels my pain? Or has a Wii? Let's get some Barracks Wii numbers on here!
Major-punk has no Wii. =(

If I had a nickel for every damn time the PS3 fanboy at work made that joke at me (Peter's going home to play with his Wii), I'd probably have enough to buy his stupid PS3 off of him.

At 12/10/06 03:13 PM, Major-punk wrote: Barracks Roster Update - Wii.
*cough* I mean December 10th, 2006. Damn all this Wii talk. =)

Nice one.

Remember when this used to be updated weekly?

Remember when I pused to post 10x daily? LOL...do what you can.

At 12/10/06 03:20 PM, Hemlok wrote:
07 // 30,944 // 0073 // 06.3+ // EagleRock
Meh.

AHEM...I used to get consistently 700+ points a day, most of the time close to star pace (sadly, once Denvish started reinstating stars for the star pace, I could never do it again...) I have a job that keeps me too busy to B/P, too much stuff to do at home, and, well, a Wii to play with (which I haven't touched in 4 days, either. :-( )

At 12/11/06 12:24 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Hey, guys, have any of you wondered how it would be like if there wouldn't be any movies under judgement? We would never get some points! We would never level up B/P ranks! How horrible!

Go to the Portal at 3AM...just be prepared for the shock. DEFCON 5 all the day at that time...

Incidentally, has the DEFCON system gone to waste? I think it's time for a...

DEFCON Update:

Portal is very slow due to few UJ flash and slow churn. The DEFCON is being lowered to DEFCON 4 until further notice. Please, however, be aware the Portal can speed up at any time.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 11:22:51


According to the chart, it looks like I have a lot of work ahead of me!!! (All in good time)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 11:36:05


At 12/11/06 10:08 AM, EagleRock wrote: It makes it look like a bully got a big stick in the schoolground, and 7 kids had to try to throw it out on him. :-)

Invite me over once, this I simply must see. Of course the flight will be a bitch, but meh, for an epic this much bigger than LOTR, I'll pay to see.

After 10 beers, the pain will go away quick. If not, then take 800mg of ibupofen...LOL

I had that crap for pain killers after my surgery. 800mg a day and it didn't do shit. I'd rather have ten beers...

Flooded PS market? As in it is EASY to get a PS3????? Jeez.

No...We won't be getting the PS3 till the day of Ragnarök, a PS2 though is the most popular thing around.

That'd guarantee me 270 points...two more strikes would get me the 300 points... *hopes*

Both of those will be absolute gutterballs.

If I had a nickel for every damn time the PS3 fanboy at work made that joke at me (Peter's going home to play with his Wii), I'd probably have enough to buy his stupid PS3 off of him.

Heh, I'd beat his ass up. Wear a mask and get him after work. Or break into his house and smash the damn thing, or better yet, send it to me... Maybe it's just my vindictive nature, but I wouldn't let it slide.

Incidentally, has the DEFCON system gone to waste? I think it's time for a...

Well I'm usually busy with one of the million stuff on my mind, so I didn't do it, but now that you are back, I guess updates can be more often.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 11:54:30


At 12/11/06 12:24 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Hey, guys, have any of you wondered how it would be like if there wouldn't be any movies under judgement? We would never get some points! We would never level up B/P ranks! How horrible!

its happening right now. there are only 3 flash's in the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 11:56:54


At 12/11/06 12:24 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Hey, guys, have any of you wondered how it would be like if there wouldn't be any movies under judgement? We would never get some points! We would never level up B/P ranks! How horrible!

It almost is right now.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 11:59:30


At 12/11/06 11:56 AM, Black-Flame wrote:
At 12/11/06 12:24 AM, PenguinLink wrote: Hey, guys, have any of you wondered how it would be like if there wouldn't be any movies under judgement? We would never get some points! We would never level up B/P ranks! How horrible!
It almost is right now.

well now there are 3 entries.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 12:27:52


At 12/11/06 11:59 AM, DarkSoldier wrote:
well now there are 3 entries.

.... Damn! The portal has been so slow today, its unbelievable. The only good thing is I'm done with classes for this year (exept for one test) so I'll be able to get a couple of more B/P points on a weekly basis... Because I feel I've been off this past couple of weeks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 14:24:40


Very slow Monday, except for around midnight, it sucks but no point in ranting, we can't change it.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 14:38:30


At 12/11/06 02:35 PM, Odyssic wrote: Can I join, I just got Elite Guard Private on this very slow day.

You look familiar... From the NGDD, right? Anyways, you qualify to join the EGb so just sit back and wait for Ohantom to make it official.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 14:57:07


At 12/11/06 02:35 PM, Odyssic wrote: Can I join, I just got Elite Guard Private on this very slow day.

welcome aboard former MGS. Read our FAQ

At 12/11/06 02:38 PM, pepeatumi wrote: You look familiar... From the NGDD, right? Anyways, you qualify to join the EGb so just sit back and wait for Ohantom to make it official.

Yeah, he is, as are you...And, Ohantom? Grrr....


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 14:59:30


At 12/11/06 02:57 PM, Phantom wrote:
welcome aboard former MGS. Read our FAQ

And now its official... So, welcome aboard

Yeah, he is, as are you...And, Ohantom? Grrr....

I wasn't too sure if he was an NGDD member, I have a hard time remembering NG users. And obviously, I meant to say Phantom, not Ohantom, so there's no need to get upset.... Please?


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 15:04:23


At 12/11/06 02:59 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I wasn't too sure if he was an NGDD member, I have a hard time remembering NG users. And obviously, I meant to say Phantom, not Ohantom, so there's no need to get upset.... Please?

Emm...Ok, but only because I like you....r stats... *safe*


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 15:07:41


I'm sorry to inform you Officers that I will not be here much from now on. I am trying to get my life straightened out. I have no drive to be on the computer anymore. I hope I can come back some day, but for now I will be almost non-existent.

Farewell for now

* Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 15:10:18


Is it just me or has the portal almost seem to hae completely shut down. I mean yesterday it was nuts but now it is slow as hell. I was able to flag up a storm because of this but still this doesn't seem normal at all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 15:16:53


At 12/11/06 03:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Is it just me or has the portal almost seem to hae completely shut down. I mean yesterday it was nuts but now it is slow as hell. I was able to flag up a storm because of this but still this doesn't seem normal at all.

Its just you... No, not really. The portal has indeed been going at a snail's pace today, but I'm not really worried about it because I know that in a couple of days the holiday vacation will start for evryone which should lead to some more activity in the Portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 15:18:49


At 12/11/06 10:08 AM, EagleRock wrote:
At 12/10/06 03:20 PM, Hemlok wrote:
07 // 30,944 // 0073 // 06.3+ // EagleRock
Meh.
AHEM...I used to get consistently 700+ points a day, most of the time close to star pace (sadly, once Denvish started reinstating stars for the star pace, I could never do it again...) I have a job that keeps me too busy to B/P, too much stuff to do at home, and, well, a Wii to play with (which I haven't touched in 4 days, either. :-( )

*Huddles around the corner* Sorry, sir. I should have known you would be busy this time of year. I'll have you know this will never happen again!

At 12/11/06 03:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Is it just me or has the portal almost seem to hae completely shut down. I mean yesterday it was nuts but now it is slow as hell. I was able to flag up a storm because of this but still this doesn't seem normal at all.

Your telling me. Here I am, just signing on to a lovely website and I see two under judgement flashes in front of me. I hate staring at something like that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 15:23:43


At 12/11/06 03:10 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Is it just me or has the portal almost seem to hae completely shut down. I mean yesterday it was nuts but now it is slow as hell. I was able to flag up a storm because of this but still this doesn't seem normal at all.

there is only two up for judgement now. But on the bright side I'm ranked 666 in B/Ping. I think thats pretty cool

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 15:53:48


On the bright side because of the slow portal I wil lhave more time to work on flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 16:04:40


At 12/11/06 03:23 PM, Sixers1fan wrote:
there is only two up for judgement now. But on the bright side I'm ranked 666 in B/Ping. I think thats pretty cool

Not as cool as being ranked 111 in B/P but hey who is counting?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 16:43:13


At 12/11/06 04:35 PM, Albert-Ice wrote: Hi guys, nothing new today eccept I bought another Bloodhound Gang Cd and a Trigun dvd. Portal is pretty slow today, I'll check back with it later today. Anywho, congrad's to anyone who got their lvls/ranks up.

Good for you man. The portal thing however that isn't anything new the portal has been slow for a while it could be show the whole da. this has to be the slowest day for the NG portal ever.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 17:07:11


At 12/11/06 04:43 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 12/11/06 04:35 PM, Albert-Ice wrote: Hi guys, nothing new today eccept I bought another Bloodhound Gang Cd and a Trigun dvd. Portal is pretty slow today, I'll check back with it later today. Anywho, congrad's to anyone who got their lvls/ranks up.
Good for you man. The portal thing however that isn't anything new the portal has been slow for a while it could be show the whole da. this has to be the slowest day for the NG portal ever.

It has improved since when I signed in (two hours ago) so I'm not complaining about it too much anymore but yeah, it would be nice if there were thirty flashes under judgement right now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 17:31:26


I moved up again on the b/p rankings which made me very proud. :D RupeeClock, now it is YOUR turn to go down, muhahahaha!!!! >:)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 18:44:25


At 12/11/06 02:35 PM, Odyssic wrote: Can I join, I just got Elite Guard Private on this very slow day.

i see you decided to join Lee awesome!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 18:45:57



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 18:47:31



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 18:49:37


Smoking shit. Now I'm just pissed. The fucking link won't work. Manual try.

http://www. klotuk.com/Pickin'%20A%20Fight. html

(delete spaces).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 18:58:23


Phantom, stop triple posting! *Runs away and hides in a corner*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 19:03:50


At 12/11/06 06:49 PM, Phantom wrote:
Smoking shit. Now I'm just pissed. The fucking link won't work. Manual try.

Nice find Phantom, that one worked for me. =P

Thanks! - you have successfully flagged "Pickin a Fight" for your suspicion of breaking Portal rules (stolen).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 19:11:28


At 12/11/06 02:57 PM, Phantom wrote: And, Ohantom? Grrr....

Don't blame him for the typo.

Blame the keyboard makers, who made the "o" and "p" keys so damn close to each other.

At 12/11/06 06:49 PM, Phantom wrote: Smoking shit. Now I'm just pissed. The fucking link won't work. Manual try.

Just got it in.

Now to enjoy the melody of the whistle song...


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-12-11 19:11:30


At 12/11/06 06:45 PM, Phantom wrote: Original.

fucking thief.

Thanks! - you have successfully flagged "Pickin a Fight" for your suspicion of breaking Portal rules (stolen). You should still vote on this submission based on its quality. This way, if it turns out to be appropriate for the site, your vote reflects the quality of the actual work.

This movie has received enough bad publicity for it to be temporarily removed from the Portal Population, pending the outcome of an Administrative investigation.

I Love when I get the last blow to send a thief up the river. Thank for informing me of this Well back to the Abusive thread for me.