At 12/9/06 09:13 PM, Albert-Ice wrote: Hi guys, thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday! I had an awesome day, I finally got a Bass guitar/amp. package, More than $200 dollars and a few Cds' my friend burned for me. Also congradulations to ramagi for lvl25. Oh and I like LittleWashu's new sig.

No problem I am glad you had a happy birthday.

Thanks a friend made it for me. I like it as well.

At 12/10/06 12:20 AM, Phantom wrote: Other news, I'm but one spot away from Bahamut, who once in my older times chose not to hear my warning to him that I shall pass him one day. And now his ass is mine :-)

buahahahaha he's not going to be very happy :P

I'm coming for you Sterockciy and Black-Flame.

Also, tell me, is getting 400 points in 10-11 days good?

Hmmm. Thats around an average of 36.36 a day. Not bad but I have been doing 50 a day LATELY! ( I think ). Im not sure what it is exactly but its somewhere around that. Thats still a pretty awesome average and I bid you good luck in catching me and Black-Flame.

Let the race begins!

At 12/9/06 06:09 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: So what did everybody do today? I went to my nearest video game arcade.

What else? Preparing for my two Monday final exams. It is fortunate that there are 22 UJ entries so that I still get a chance of getting 50+ points by the end of the day. Pooof, it has been a long day studying.

Yeah I have a bunch of exams to start studying for to, butm yexams are in a week or so. . .

At 12/10/06 01:36 AM, BlueHippo wrote: buahahahaha he's not going to be very happy :P

He should have listened to me...now soon enough, I'll tell him: "Told ya so".

At 12/10/06 07:57 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/10/06 01:36 AM, BlueHippo wrote: buahahahaha he's not going to be very happy :P

He should have listened to me...now soon enough, I'll tell him: "Told ya so".

Bahumut has high stats but when he gets to a high number he stops.

Slash Returns: The Website

At 12/8/06 10:50 AM, SilentSoldier wrote: How many people besides EagleRock has a Wii. . .

LOL...good question.

At 12/8/06 11:07 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/8/06 10:38 AM, EagleRock wrote: Pfft...I'm trying...the Wii keeps drawing me away...

Heh, I'm sure the wife is loving the fact its taking most of your time :-P

She plays bowling with me all the time. I pwn at bowling, though...so far, my highest score is 268.

Please, Phantom, dispense with the pleasantries!!! It's like you're running a Barracks here or something!

Oh really Mr. Fancy Pants Marks, perhaps you'd like to have some tea and biscuits while everybody else is doing laps? Everyone, 50 laps, Peter will watch while zipping his tea and eating biscuits, thank him in person later.

I rescind that order. I don't like biscuits. 50 laps while I drink coffee and eat donuts. :-)

Where the hell did you come from? I'd like to see less AWOL and more Portal protection! Now report to KP immediately!!!

Now who is the hard ass >_>

lol, hypocrite

Damn straight.

Exactly.

*salutes*

*Burps*...eh...*Salutes as after thought*

*lol, salute*

At 12/8/06 07:19 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Sir! I believe that is not a good thing, sir! The barracks need more leadership and advice sir! Throw that Wii away, and pay more attention to your men! Sir! *Salutes* *Runs away and plays his own Wii*

I used to be here probably 12-14 hours a day when I had the time in college (classes can get so boring in grad school...), so I could be around and do whatever whenever necessary. I just can't pull that time anymore. That's what Phantom is for. He's here to run the Barracks for the time above and beyond the meager hours I put in.

Ooh, the Wii! *runs away to play with Wii*

At 12/8/06 04:20 PM, Phantom wrote: The kill your pc test.

I got to level 6 and I bought this damn pc last summer and it has a
" AMD Athlon(tm) 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 3800+, MMX, 3DNow (2 CPUs), ".

So why the hell does this test making bastard think he has the bloody privilege of calling my pc slow. I did get to level 8 on low quality, but the point is this damn should do better, and now I'm pissed.

Slow pc...I'll show him slow. How about if I slowly ram my foot up his ass and out his throat, will that give him an example of slow?

Damn...the MacBook (non-Pro) is much faster than I took it to be. I got up to level 8 on high quality, but I clicked gave up, as it was taking forever. My "score" was apparently 18. I should see what level actually makes my computer freeze.

I love Macs.

Anyway, who DOES have a Wii? i'll say this...I just bought a 27" LCD HDTV, and am very happy. However, lack of component cables suck. Nintendo finally shipped my cables, but they're taking friggin' forever.

Who else feels my pain? Or has a Wii? Let's get some Barracks Wii numbers on here!

At 12/10/06 11:09 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Who else feels my pain? Or has a Wii? Let's get some Barracks Wii numbers on here!

Not me... I'm a Playstation fnaboy. I used to love Nintendo, until the 64 came out. At times I miss playing Zelda and Metroid, but GTA, FF, Gran Turismo, none of these games are on the Wii. Plus Nintendo consoles always get the worst wrestling games, which really hurts NIntendo in my eyes.

Althpugh, I have to ask... Is the Wii controller any good, I can't help but imagine how odd one must look flinging around a controller all while hoping you don't break something.

At 12/10/06 11:09 AM, EagleRock wrote: She plays bowling with me all the time. I pwn at bowling, though...so far, my highest score is 268.

Heh, I'm sure she likes losing just as well. I'm guessing for some reason she's a bit..."Upset" how you are a "manipulative, victory obsessed, babbling bastard", or as we call it, "guys"

I rescind that order. I don't like biscuits. 50 laps while I drink coffee and eat donuts. :-)

Oh Americans... Fine, but since Sir had to change his order, 150 laps. Also the key to the gun rack will be comfortably placed inside of the of the lock and I will be away for the night. Have fun.

I love Macs.

I'm alright with Macs, it's you I don't like <_<.

Anyway, who DOES have a Wii? i'll say this...I just bought a 27" LCD HDTV, and am very happy. However, lack of component cables suck. Nintendo finally shipped my cables, but they're taking friggin' forever.

Even the Major stores won't be selling a Wii here...An Xbox of any kind is still rare and overly expensive, seems Sony owns the Middle East Mr. Fancy pants.

At 12/10/06 11:16 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Althpugh, I have to ask... Is the Wii controller any good, I can't help but imagine how odd one must look flinging around a controller all while hoping you don't break something.

You'd be surprised. Wii Sports is tons of fun, while playing Zelda is actually surprisingly good. The controller, when playing it like a conventional game, is great. Zelda controls are as follows:

- Move with thumbstick on nunchuck
- A (thumb button on wiimote) - talk, roll, interact
- B (trigger button on wiimote) - attack, use attack item, etc.
- Z (on nunchuck) - target
- C (above Z on nunchuck) - camera
- Move wiimote like a sword - unsheath sword or attack if it is unsheathed
- D-pad - select different items you have set up and replace them with item for B button
- '+' button - character screen
- '-' button - item screen
- 1 - access world map
- 2 - toggle screen map

Very intuitive, very easy. Also, the Wii is very comfortable to use as a regular controller. You can hold your hands however you want to, unlike with a conventional controller, where your hands have to grip it a certain way. I can play Zelda wtih my hands at my sides. Kickass.

And about the stupid people that break their TVs with the Wiimote, that's because they are playing baseball like they're actualliy trying to pitch a 90mph fastball. You do NOT need to work that hard to play the game. I've only slipped once with the Wiimote, and the strap caught it. I hear Nintendo is developing a stronger strap for the crybabies, though.

Bottom line: I was a Wiimote skeptic, too. But after trying it, I knew right away it was a winner design. Nintendo wins again. And their remotes are STILL indestructable, just like the NES controller.

At 12/10/06 11:23 AM, Phantom wrote: Heh, I'm sure she likes losing just as well. I'm guessing for some reason she's a bit..."Upset" how you are a "manipulative, victory obsessed, babbling bastard", or as we call it, "guys"

She's actually really good, too. She's almost at pro status in Wii Bowling. I usually win, but not by much. She can average 150-200, which is not bad at all. I average about 180-220, so it can be a battle between us sometimes. You should see when her parents come over...both of them bowl in real life, so it's a struggle of epic proportions.

lol, Wii

I rescind that order. I don't like biscuits. 50 laps while I drink coffee and eat donuts. :-)

Oh Americans... Fine, but since Sir had to change his order, 150 laps. Also the key to the gun rack will be comfortably placed inside of the of the lock and I will be away for the night. Have fun.

LOL. I'm in a good mood, though. After the 150 laps, BEER AND BUFFALO WINGS FOR ALL.

I love Macs.

I'm alright with Macs, it's you I don't like <_<.

That's not nice...

Even the Major stores won't be selling a Wii here...An Xbox of any kind is still rare and overly expensive, seems Sony owns the Middle East Mr. Fancy pants.

Jeez...and I thought it was hard to get consoles in the States...

UNSUITABLE ALERT!
This flash contains what it looks like to be two men having sex. I'm not quite sure because I clicked it off so fast but it's definately a sex scene. Please flag it. I advise you don't look at it since it turns on right away, no flash included at all. Thanks for your time, you have been warned.

At 12/10/06 12:37 PM, Hemlok wrote: UNSUITABLE ALERT!
This flash contains what it looks like to be two men having sex. I'm not quite sure because I clicked it off so fast but it's definately a sex scene. Please flag it. I advise you don't look at it since it turns on right away, no flash included at all. Thanks for your time, you have been warned.

I did the same, but its definitely unsuitable. I already whistled it but its still there.

At 12/10/06 11:09 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Who else feels my pain? Or has a Wii? Let's get some Barracks Wii numbers on here!

I have a Wii.

At 12/10/06 12:45 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 12/10/06 12:37 PM, Hemlok wrote:

I did the same, but its definitely unsuitable. I already whistled it but its still there.

Ah, patience. There is no way in hell that flash will make it into the portal without being flagged or blammed. If it does then I will have lost all faith in humanity!

At 12/10/06 11:32 AM, EagleRock wrote: She's actually really good, too. She's almost at pro status in Wii Bowling. I usually win, but not by much. She can average 150-200, which is not bad at all. I average about 180-220, so it can be a battle between us sometimes. You should see when her parents come over...both of them bowl in real life, so it's a struggle of epic proportions.

I'm sure it would make the LOTR Trilogy look like child's play.

LOL. I'm in a good mood, though. After the 150 laps, BEER AND BUFFALO WINGS FOR ALL.

Who'll pay for the foot ointment?

That's not nice...

Who ever said anything about nice? I'm never nice, but you enter conversation with me with that knowledge at all times.

Jeez...and I thought it was hard to get consoles in the States...

Well, I'm sure if you go into some Arab village it will be hard to find electricity, but in here, the Wii and Xbox are harder to come by than the flooded PS market.

Just got Corporal. I'm hoping to pass Black-Flame in a couple of days. I don't think I'm gonna catch Sterockicy if he keeps going like this.

Also, when is the member list gonna be updated? I remember the last one was on pg 592.

congratson your rank. i just got my whistle level back to bronze.

I have a Wii also. I can pwn everyone as tennis.

Congratulations on your upgraded B/P rank, Homerdough.

*Sees that EagleRock makes a strike in bowling for the 10th time.*

*Stands up straight* Sir! I have a question for you sir! In Wii sports, what sport is the least you are good at, Sir!?

Happy belated birthday Albert-Ice.

At 12/10/06 09:08 AM, Socially-Failed wrote:

Slash Returns: The Website

Nice site, I never realized how many episodes there are.

Say, do you know when hes coming back from his little vacation?

At 12/10/06 11:09 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Who else feels my pain? Or has a Wii? Let's get some Barracks Wii numbers on here!

Major-punk has no Wii. =(

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So the latest Barracks roster is done, I'm just waiting for the next page before I post it. Come on guys 3 more!

At 12/10/06 03:03 PM, Major-punk wrote:

At 12/10/06 11:09 AM, EagleRock wrote:

Who else feels my pain? Or has a Wii? Let's get some Barracks Wii numbers on here!

Major-punk has no Wii. =(

That sucks dawg! :(

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So the latest Barracks roster is done, I'm just waiting for the next page before I post it. Come on guys 3 more!

Make it two. :D

At 12/10/06 03:05 PM, Hemlok wrote: Make it two. :D

Just a little more, me want roster.

Spam?

At 12/10/06 03:09 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 12/10/06 03:05 PM, Hemlok wrote: Make it two. :D

Just a little more, me want roster.

Same here.

Spam?

Possibly.

Barracks Roster Update - Wii.

*cough* I mean December 10th, 2006. Damn all this Wii talk. =)

Top 5 Gainers!

1171 - pepeatumi *
1076 - Donthurtme *
1005 - Major-punk *
0942 - pwroftheseagoat
0884 - Phantom

Remember when this used to be updated weekly?

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Name

01 // 44,747 // 0770 // 70.0- // ADT
02 // 44,369 // 0405 // 36.8- // BlueHippo
03 // 42,741 // 0673 // 61.1- // Tantera
04 // 42,035 // 0884 // 80.3- // Phantom
05 // 35,672 // 1005 // 91.3+ // Major-punk
06 // 35,470 // 1171 // 106.4- // pepeatumi
07 // 30,944 // 0073 // 06.3+ // EagleRock
08 // 30,157 // 0000 // 00.0- // SlashFirestorm
09 // 28,616 // 0625 // 56.3- // Seamonky
10 // 24,249 // 0719 // 65.3- // LittleWashu
11 // 23,649 // 0693 // 63.0+ // Dream-of-Duke
12 // 19,580 // 0857 // 77.9- // Hemlok
13 // 19,467 // 1076 // 97.8- // Donthurtme
14 // 15,726 // 0942 // 85.6- // pwroftheseagoat
15 // 13,832 // 0185 // 16.8- // Casualty
16 // 12,317 // 0413 // 37.5- // ElMaster
17 // 12,079 // 0480 // 43.6- // arianna1
18 // 07,116 // 0315 // 28.6- // ever-vigilant
19 // 06,121 // 0127 // 11.5- // Peregrinus
20 // 05,578 // 0091 // 08.2+ // KungFuCow
21 // 05,300 // new! // new! // PenguinLink
22 // 05,049 // 0117 // 10.6- // Sixers1fan
23 // 04,012 // 0000 // 00.0- // Tukeybean
24 // 03,306 // 0078 // 07.0- // dawin4529
25 // 03,300 // 0480 // 43.6+ // Dela
36 // 02,772 // new! // new! // Sterockicy
27 // 02,683 // 0127 // 11.5+ // Black-Flame
28 // 02,511 // 0460 // 41.8 // HomerDough
29 // 01,956 // 0040 // 03.6- // generalmario
30 // 01,854 // 0058 // 05.2- // DarkSoldier
31 // 01,830 // 0159 // 14.4+ // Albert-Ice
32 // 01,774 // new! // new! // SilentSoldier
33 // 01,665 // 0001 // 00.0- // ILoveToYiff
34 // 01,579 // new! // new! // Imacow
35 // 01,542 // new! // new! // Gorillazrock

nice one(s) Hemlok + Phantom.

At 12/10/06 03:13 PM, Major-punk wrote: Barracks Roster Update - Wii.

*cough* I mean December 10th, 2006. Damn all this Wii talk. =)

Thanks for the update MP!

Top 5 Gainers!

1171 - pepeatumi *
1076 - Donthurtme *
1005 - Major-punk *
0942 - pwroftheseagoat
0884 - Phantom

Congratualtions to all of you hard workers.

I came in sixth. :*(

Remember when this used to be updated weekly?

Nope.

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Name

01 // 44,747 // 0770 // 70.0- // ADT

Holding the lead.

02 // 44,369 // 0405 // 36.8- // BlueHippo
03 // 42,741 // 0673 // 61.1- // Tantera

You two are going to be scarood!

04 // 42,035 // 0884 // 80.3- // Phantom

Only about 30 more points then me. :(

05 // 35,672 // 1005 // 91.3+ // Major-punk

Very nice MP, you have greatly improved over the past few weeks. Good work.

06 // 35,470 // 1171 // 106.4- // pepeatumi

Best pace, as always. Nice job!

07 // 30,944 // 0073 // 06.3+ // EagleRock

Meh.

08 // 30,157 // 0000 // 00.0- // SlashFirestorm

It's been long enough, buddy.

09 // 28,616 // 0625 // 56.3- // Seamonky

Get to Elite Guard Supreme Commander already!

11 // 23,649 // 0693 // 63.0+ // Dream-of-Duke

Very slowly my friend, very slowly

12 // 19,580 // 0857 // 77.9- // Hemlok

Pretty decent I think. it seems my pace is getting weaker and weaker every damn update! Sixth place isn't that bad at all I must say.

13 // 19,467 // 1076 // 97.8- // Donthurtme
14 // 15,726 // 0942 // 85.6- // pwroftheseagoat

These two are away for awhile so I will be able to slip away a bit more.

nice one(s) Hemlok + Phantom.

Anything to see my stats. :D

Wow, nice update, Major Punk. So there are only 35 members, currently?

At 12/10/06 03:25 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Wow, nice update, Major Punk. So there are only 35 members, currently?

Yes, and only about five-ten that actually post in the Barracks.

At 12/10/06 03:26 PM, Hemlok wrote:

Yes, and only about five-ten that actually post in the Barracks.

I see... Well, I will always post, unless Aliens kidnap me or something...

At 12/10/06 03:13 PM, Major-punk wrote: 0884 - Phantom

I'll have a week off next week, and I promise to do my best with B/P, which may not be much any more, but who knows, maybe I can re live the 143 points a day times.

Remember when this used to be updated weekly?

When you weren't lazy? ;-)

01 // 44,747 // 0770 // 70.0- // ADT
02 // 44,369 // 0405 // 36.8- // BlueHippo
03 // 42,741 // 0673 // 61.1- // Tantera
04 // 42,035 // 0884 // 80.3- // Phantom

Targeted, aimed, loaded and ready to fire.

05 // 35,672 // 1005 // 91.3+ // Major-punk
06 // 35,470 // 1171 // 106.4- // pepeatumi

Faster than me in my good days, but they are far enough for now.

nice one(s) Hemlok + Phantom.

You're welcome.

Breaking news: I just reached 10000+ protection points which made me quality for the 10000+ stats club. :D However, I saw a post on page 100 saying that it would be closed in December. If that is the case, it will me very sad because I would JUST miss the chance to be a member there :( Does anyone know wh is is going to close in December?