At 11/30/06 10:01 PM, Hemlok wrote:

At 11/30/06 09:42 PM, EagleRock wrote: Good to see people around here still know who the hell I am...I guess it means I'm not removed from the Barracks TOO much...

Not yet anyway.

Jeez...I guess I better get my ass in here more often, then...

Life couldn't be better at the moment. I'll sure try to keep my butt around here...I haven't B/Ped in ages...I'll bet my blam rifle has some rust on it.

Good to hear your doing good. Better clean up that over sized gun of yours because there's crappy flashes to blam!

Speak softly and carry a big (boom) stick.

I am still stunned. Proof the Internet will take over the universe.

Internet has been making it's plot since day one!

The unenlightened think the Matrix takes place in our physical bodies. They also think it doesn't exist. The Internet is also a series of tubes.

At 11/30/06 04:38 PM, Hemlok wrote: Already passed him. Hard to believe you and Coop used to be dueking it out when I am not too far off from him myself. I guess he did lose his touch. Yes, I have noticed your feud with Claudia, Haro, and Now-n-Again. I don't know too must about that Now-n-Again guy and Haro but I would keep my eye on Claudia. It seems she has slown down but she used to be a speed demon. I hope she doesn't step up her game anytime soon and I wish you the best of luck.

I will need that (luck) to hold her off. So far, I am holding the slimmest margin of an 1 point lead in our battle. Just have to pray that my math professors go easy on me tomorrow so that I can have enough time to b/p and hold up her surge. I planned to pass Now-n-Again when the update was out last time, but it seems that it is not going to happen this week because my busy schedule. So like I said already, I will have to hold Claudia up if I want to stay in the top 120. God bless me that I will not have too much homework tomorrow.

I'm not close to anybody to pass them. I'm about 400 points away. But WalksWithGrizzlies is about 200 points away from me so,I don't know who will pass who when

I missed the anniversary? Man, I suck.

Well, I won't miss my personal one-year EGB anniversary, at least...December 11. I was a wee little PFC back then...ah, the good ol' days of OMG'ing over every rank-up...

At 11/30/06 10:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I missed the anniversary? Man, I suck.

Well, I won't miss my personal one-year EGB anniversary, at least...December 11. I was a wee little PFC back then...ah, the good ol' days of OMG'ing over every rank-up...

...and basically aspiring to beat me in B/P every damn day.

On other news, while i was gone, did the Barracks have any more "almost resulted in getting us locked" threats?

At 11/29/06 09:40 PM, Major-punk wrote:

Top 5 gainers:

Congrats to everyone who made it here, I just missed out by about 60 points. =(

Rank // B/S // Gain // Gain/day // Name
01 // 43,977 // 0656 // 72.8+ // ADT
02 // 43,964 // 0444 // 49.3- // BlueHippo
03 // 42,068 // 0594 // 66.0- // Tantera
04 // 41,151 // 0822 // 91.3+ // Phantom

So the closest person for me to catch up to is over 5000 points away and going faster then me..

I won't be advancing anytime soon.

05 // 34,667 // 0792 // 88.0+ // Major-punk

An above average pace for me. =)

06 // 34,299 // 1021 // 113.4- // pepeatumi

Must... stay ... ahead... for ... one... more ... monthhh.

07 // 30,871 // 0000 // 00.0= // EagleRock
08 // 30,157 // 0001 // 00.1- // SlashFirestorm

Okay I think you two have been on holidays long enough.

09 // 27,991 // 0517 // 57.4- // Seamonky

Less then 2k. =)

At 11/29/06 09:47 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

I'll think about it... But I probably won't slow down, maybe you should speed up.

Heh, I would if I could but with you going this quick it's out of my control. This is just about the fastest I can go unless the portal speeds up. =/

I think I've been very consistant over the past year with around 55-85/day (except from June-August when I was in nfld). My only chance of staying ahead now is if you slow down below that... which seems extremely unlikely.

Still theres hope, most people burn out eventually. Not that I'm saying I hope you do but...

I hope you do. =P

At 11/29/06 10:42 PM, EagleRock wrote:

Hey everyone!

Hey great to see you made it!

Hooah!

Nice little speech there, as always. =)

Is there an expected date for it to come?

Before 2007. But a few days ago liljim said "Don't cout on it" so probibly longer.

Good news for me though since I've always wanted the level 13 bat which is only a few more weeks away. ^_^

On other news, while i was gone, did the Barracks have any more "almost resulted in getting us locked" threats?

Nope.

At 11/30/06 11:06 PM, Major-punk wrote:

07 // 30,871 // 0000 // 00.0= // EagleRock
08 // 30,157 // 0001 // 00.1- // SlashFirestorm

Okay I think you two have been on holidays long enough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get married and you'll see how much free time you have, Supreme Commander. :-)

Nice little speech there, as always. =)

Well I'm glad you think so. I meant it, of course. :-)

Well, of course I do. I mean, I'm not in the habit of saying things I don't mean.

I mean, not that I've ever really said things that I don't mean.

Well, except if I'm hiding a Christmas or a birthday present or something. You know when you get someone a gift and they're nagging you all the damn time, so you have to say SOMETHING? And of course, you're going to throw them off track.

Thought I don't do that too often, I mean, how often do I come across that? I mean, when we got engaged, I had to hide about getting the ring, so I day a lot of things like that, so I guess that would count.

Okay, I'm going to shut up now.

Is there an expected date for it to come?

Before 2007. But a few days ago liljim said "Don't cout on it" so probibly longer.

Yeah, sounds about right. If liljim says no, damn good chance it'll be no.

Good news for me though since I've always wanted the level 13 bat which is only a few more weeks away. ^_^

On other news, while i was gone, did the Barracks have any more "almost resulted in getting us locked" threats?

Nope.

Good. I'd say asking to not be misunderstood wouldn't be a lot to ask, but apparently not around here. :-)

At 11/30/06 10:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I missed the anniversary? Man, I suck.

Yes, yes you most certainly do. You missed every single stripper, I though you'd smell them a mile away.

Well, I won't miss my personal one-year EGB anniversary, at least...December 11. I was a wee little PFC back then...ah, the good ol' days of OMG'ing over every rank-up...

heh, mine is tomorrow :-D

At 11/30/06 11:29 PM, EagleRock wrote: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get married and you'll see how much free time you have, Supreme Commander. :-)

He'll have lots of time, which will lead to a swift divorce.

Speak softly and carry a big (boom) stick.

Boom stick? have you been watching Army of Darkness?

finaly i made level 12 i am very happy about that

At 12/1/06 12:06 AM, generalmario wrote: finaly i made level 12 i am very happy about that

Congratulations on the new level, probably your last. :-D

At 11/30/06 10:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I missed the anniversary? Man, I suck.

Well, I won't miss my personal one-year EGB anniversary, at least...December 11. I was a wee little PFC back then...ah, the good ol' days of OMG'ing over every rank-up...

Don't over frustrate you, I also was gonna miss the party, but thnkfullly someone told me to log in The forums and say happy birthday...
XMaSS is comming!!!!!

Finally, I finished that fanfic...it turned into total fluff, but at this point who cares? It's still close enough to the prompt to be valid and I managed to get the darned thing submitted in time. Great, now I can rest easy that I won't be banned for requesting a prompt and not writing the fic.

Nice speech, Eagle. I think the party went quite well. Next year...same time, same place.

Congrats to Washu for earning a new badge!

ElMaster...the fic-writing certainly helped you! I hardly b/p'd at all today because I was writing. I feel like I deserted my post at the Portal. Enjoy it while it lasts. I'll try to make up for lost time.

As for the new layout...not for five days please...I need five days to reach level 14! It's been a long time coming. Five more days...

At 12/1/06 12:06 AM, generalmario wrote: finaly i made level 12 i am very happy about that

Congratulations on the awesome rank!

Whistle alert:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/351930

I recommend you DO NOT WATCH it, as it contains some extremely disturbing, errr... genital mutilation.

I think I might go and throw up now

At 12/1/06 05:02 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Whistle alert:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/351930

I recommend you DO NOT WATCH it, as it contains some extremely disturbing, errr... genital mutilation.

I think I might go and throw up now

OMG, Thankyou for that. That is extremely gross.

At 12/1/06 05:02 PM, Donthurtme wrote: Whistle alert:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/351930

I recommend you DO NOT WATCH it, as it contains some extremely disturbing, errr... genital mutilation.

I think I might go and throw up now

Oh my god I can't believe someone actually did something I said. I remember telling someone not to post that movie in the BBS because they might spam the portal with it and now someone actually does it? that didn't really bother my in the least but still I flagged it for those who are weaker of heart.

At 12/1/06 05:13 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

Oh my god I can't believe someone actually did something I said. I remember telling someone not to post that movie in the BBS because they might spam the portal with it and now someone actually does it? that didn't really bother my in the least but still I flagged it for those who are weaker of heart.

Hehe, it has nothing to do with being weak of heart- it just makes me want to cross my legs very tight... I can't believe it is still there- I guess the minute of animation before it is fooling those people who don't watch the whole thing.

At 12/1/06 05:19 PM, Donthurtme wrote:

At 12/1/06 05:13 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

Oh my god I can't believe someone actually did something I said. I remember telling someone not to post that movie in the BBS because they might spam the portal with it and now someone actually does it? that didn't really bother my in the least but still I flagged it for those who are weaker of heart.

Hehe, it has nothing to do with being weak of heart- it just makes me want to cross my legs very tight... I can't believe it is still there- I guess the minute of animation before it is fooling those people who don't watch the whole thing.

don't forget who that authors of that flash are as well. That can have something to do with it as well. But I still can't believe someone actually spammed that. What is next the big bag flashes come back along with autospawn popups to meatspin?

Having a good day so far, I have be able to get at least 80 points by the end of the night. Hopefully, it will be enough for me to stay in the top 120. :P

Malicious

Gotta hurry

At 12/1/06 05:47 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Having a good day so far, I have be able to get at least 80 points by the end of the night. Hopefully, it will be enough for me to stay in the top 120. :P

Friday's are always my worst day for gaining B/P points. I usually hang out with my friends from 3 PM to 3 AM but today it is delayed to 4 PM so I will be happy if I get passed 40 points for the day.

At 12/1/06 06:32 PM, Hemlok wrote: I usually hang out with my friends from 3 PM to 3 AM but today it is delayed to 4 PM

Haha you have a schedule for hanging out with friends?
Do you have a schedule where you write everything you're gonna do?
Haha, I can see it:

6 00AM - Wake up
7 54AM - Pee
8 12AM - Burp

My day's been ok, I've only got 41 points since I've been playing basketball with my friends since 1pm.

Hello, everyone. Can I join? Oh sorry! *Stands up and straigtnens out hand and puts it in his forehead* Sirs! May I join?

At 12/1/06 09:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hello, everyone. Can I join? Oh sorry! *Stands up and straigtnens out hand and puts it in his forehead* Sirs! May I join?

well you definitely have enough B/P points. But I don't think you have enough posts. Maybe I'm wrong. Anyway go to the Elite Guard Barracks forums to learn more.

At 12/1/06 09:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

Hello, everyone. Can I join? Oh sorry! *Stands up and straigtnens out hand and puts it in his forehead* Sirs! May I join?

Wait for either Phantom or EagleRock to give the official "ok" but welcome to the barracks! =D

In the mean time you can take a quick peak at the faq for any questions.

At 12/1/06 09:42 PM, HomerDough wrote:

But I don't think you have enough posts. Maybe I'm wrong.

Theres no requirement for amount of posts, howvever usually we do a quick check through the users post history to make sure theres nothing too serious. Very rarely do we turn people away because of posting habits.

Anyway go to the Elite Guard Barracks forums to learn more.

I think just linking him to Phantoms faq would be more convienant.

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Passed 20,000 blams an hour ago.

At 12/1/06 09:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote: *Stands up and straigtnens out hand and puts it in his forehead* Sirs! May I join?

Hahaha....I believe you're looking for the word, salute.

Welcome!

At 12/1/06 09:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hello, everyone. Can I join? Oh sorry! *Stands up and straigtnens out hand and puts it in his forehead* Sirs! May I join?

Welcome to the club and enjoy your stay (official welcome pending from Phantom, although I see no reason why you would be rejected).

Plus congrats to Major-Punk on 20,000 blams- almost twice as many as me :(

And more good news- my whistling spree this week has resulted in getting the Deity whistle! I know it doesn't mean as much as it once did, but it still feels great to have the top rank in something!

I read the FAQ. (Whoa, that's a long list) Thanks for welcoming in, guys. I hope Phantom or EagleRock approves me. I knew for some time this group existed but for some particular reason, today I checked out the forum. Thanks again guys :) (Oh and yes, I meant salute, sorry...)

At 12/1/06 09:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hello, everyone. Can I join? Oh sorry! *Stands up and straigtnens out hand and puts it in his forehead* Sirs! May I join?

You have my Ok, hope you read the FAQ Major Punk supplied.

At 12/1/06 10:18 PM, PenguinLink wrote: I read the FAQ. (Whoa, that's a long list) Thanks for welcoming in, guys. I hope Phantom or EagleRock approves me. I knew for some time this group existed but for some particular reason, today I checked out the forum. Thanks again guys :) (Oh and yes, I meant salute, sorry...)

And you did...Welcome to the EGB, I'll be your Commander for the entire of your duration. Pick a bunk, put your stuff down, and back to work with you!

At 12/1/06 08:45 PM, ElMaster wrote:

At 12/1/06 06:32 PM, Hemlok wrote: I usually hang out with my friends from 3 PM to 3 AM but today it is delayed to 4 PM

Haha you have a schedule for hanging out with friends?

Just n fridays. The delay was because of my basketball game right after school.

Do you have a schedule where you write everything you're gonna do?
Haha, I can see it:

6 00AM - Wake up
7 54AM - Pee
8 12AM - Burp

Ya that doesn't happen.

My day's been ok, I've only got 41 points since I've been playing basketball with my friends since 1pm.

Just reached 50 points for the day so far. I'm just on for a brief moment to check things out while my friends are playing Gears of War online.

At 12/1/06 09:30 PM, PenguinLink wrote: Hello, everyone. Can I join? Oh sorry! *Stands up and straigtnens out hand and puts it in his forehead* Sirs! May I join?

Welcome aboard! Please read the FAQ first though.

At 12/1/06 08:02 PM, OtakuAl wrote: Whistle alert
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Stupid goatse flash

I hate looking at goatse so I don't mind missing that whistle point.