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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 05:36:26


At 11/19/06 02:51 AM, Major-punk wrote:

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I will break the Top 50 on the Barracks 1 year anniversary. =)

1 year? when is it? I can't wait to celebrate...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 06:13:32


At 11/19/06 05:36 AM, dawin45 wrote: 1 year? when is it? I can't wait to celebrate...

Yeah it should be a lot of fun. It's on the 29th of November The day the Barracks was made. Presence IS mandatory.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 06:51:48


BOO-YA

Just became a corporal. :)

And how many one-page speeches will be made on the anniversary? ;) My bet is 6.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 07:08:31


Congrats Dela! I dunno how many speeches we'll get.. Maybe.. 3 =P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 08:07:41


At 11/19/06 07:08 AM, Casualty wrote: Congrats Dela! I dunno how many speeches we'll get.. Maybe.. 3 =P

2 big ones by Eagle and I, and any one else who might like to join.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 12:13:19


At 11/19/06 06:13 AM, Phantom wrote:
Yeah it should be a lot of fun. It's on the 29th of November The day the Barracks was made. Presence IS mandatory.

I know I havn't been a member for long (3 maby 4 months) but I am pretty psyched about the Barracks birthday (Does it have an official name? The Barracks Bash/Bananza?). While I am here congratulations on everone who got promoted or leveled up recently. I my self am but 2 days away from leving the accursed level 9 and becoming a level 10. Also with the pending NG update on the horizon (mabey) alot is happening to me in the world of NG.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 12:48:10


At 11/19/06 12:13 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: I know I havn't been a member for long (3 maby 4 months) but I am pretty psyched about the Barracks birthday (Does it have an official name? The Barracks Bash/Bananza?). While I am here congratulations on everone who got promoted or leveled up recently.

We'll probably call it the SBSG- ( Strippers-Booze-Snacks-Galore). good luck getting level ten.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 13:25:47


At 11/19/06 02:51 AM, Major-punk wrote: Wow hey guys, sorry I haven't around much to update the Barracks Roster etc. But I have just been so so busy lately, I got new job at Zehrs and I've been working there literally every weekday after school and havent had much time for anything else.

I still have my weekends though, and I'll be sure to actually catch up on everything I missed tommorow morning as soon as I wake up, but the roster won't be done until... either later that night (like 2am-4am NG time or whenever I stumble back home) or Monday.

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I will break the Top 50 on the Barracks 1 year anniversary. =)

hey don't feel too bad man Real life>Internet so go ahead and make the money man I congrats you on your new job. It been the same with me for a while though except I can get to a computer in between breaks so It isn't like I am missing anything. I wish you luck man.

oh in other news the old me is back at least for the rest of this year anyways so I am going to give some of you high B/P a run for you money Let's see if I can keep up with the likes of you High B/Pers.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 14:14:47


Did anybody update the member list in the last3 months or something? And if nobody did, can I updat it (if possible) because I really wanna know which place I'm in (cause I was last place the last time it was updated and between that time I had 1524 and now I got about 182 0now


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 14:25:53


At 11/19/06 01:25 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
oh in other news the old me is back at least for the rest of this year anyways so I am going to give some of you high B/P a run for you money Let's see if I can keep up with the likes of you High B/Pers.

Good for you... Of course you'll get smoked in B/P ing by the likes of me and other EGB members, but its still good to see you go back to B/Ping. I wonder if DoD's talk about passing you helped in your decision?


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 15:10:25


At 11/19/06 02:25 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 11/19/06 01:25 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
oh in other news the old me is back at least for the rest of this year anyways so I am going to give some of you high B/P a run for you money Let's see if I can keep up with the likes of you High B/Pers.
Good for you... Of course you'll get smoked in B/P ing by the likes of me and other EGB members, but its still good to see you go back to B/Ping. I wonder if DoD's talk about passing you helped in your decision?

no that isn't it. I am one again trying to do what is thought to be impossible getting to the last rank before the end of the Year. I am also sick and tired of my stupd 2 star badge and I think it is time for an upgrade as well. So far I got 131 points since the last update of the list and I doubt I get it but I am trying to get 100+ points for a weekly gain at least one as well. But as for smoking me in B/P I have 3 words to say to you B/P junkies on that "Bring it on"

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 15:30:04


At 11/19/06 02:25 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Good for you... Of course you'll get smoked in B/P ing by the likes of me and other EGB members, but its still good to see you go back to B/Ping. I wonder if DoD's talk about passing you helped in your decision?

I'm not that great a B/Per as you, but I think I can hold my grounds in a bit of a tussle. Should be interesting.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 15:32:17


At 11/19/06 02:14 PM, homer8722 wrote: Did anybody update the member list in the last3 months or something? And if nobody did, can I updat it (if possible) because I really wanna know which place I'm in (cause I was last place the last time it was updated and between that time I had 1524 and now I got about 182 0now

Don't you read the thread? At the bottom of the last page Major punk said:

"but the roster won't be done until... either later that night (like 2am-4am NG time or whenever I stumble back home) or Monday. "

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 16:00:19


At 11/4/06 10:40 PM, Hemlok wrote:
Hey Major, when are you going to update the protectors list? I think I made it onto the 110 spot!

Tommorow. And yeah it looks like you made the list. =)

Also you can post in the other thread next time for a faster response.

At 11/5/06 08:24 PM, MetalDart wrote:
Two EGB members work together to make a penguin do stuff. :3

Meep Meep.

At 11/14/06 08:27 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
I've put some thought into what I am about to say. Reply to it or not, I don't really care...

Looks like you've still been posting, anyway don't leave man. I don't really care how much you b/p your an outstanding member of the Barracks.

At 11/19/06 02:14 PM, homer8722 wrote:
Did anybody update the member list in the last3 months or something?

Last update was page
560, on October 21st.

And if nobody did, can I updat it (if possible) because I really wanna know which place I'm in (cause I was last place the last time it was updated and between that time I had 1524 and now I got about 182 0now

I was planning on doing the next update within the next 12 hours, but if you would like to do the following one just let me know.

Maybe we could work something out so one of us does the the list in order of highest to lowest B/P, and the other highest to lowest VP...

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And Phantom, how are your lungs doing now? Congrats on 40k too.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 16:08:05


Congrats to MadCow for getting to level 12.

At 11/19/06 12:48 PM, Phantom wrote: We'll probably call it the SBSG- ( Strippers-Booze-Snacks-Galore). good luck getting level ten.

With a name like that, who wouldn't want to come?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 16:11:23


At 11/19/06 04:00 PM, Major-punk wrote: And Phantom, how are your lungs doing now?

You'd be surprised the parts people donate to medicine today. But really, seems I got Asthma, which is a regular case of suckage.

Congrats on 40k too.

Thanks, it took way too long


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 19:33:27


Ok so heres the situaiton with the Barracks Roster, I figured you guys might want to be informed and if not then just skip the rest of this post.

I just had a hockey game and I'm going for a quick shower, then in the next hour a few friends are coming over and they will be bringing some salvia. (If you've never heard of it it's a plant extract that gives you intense hallucinations for roughly 10 minutes).

They will probibly stay until midnight (I'll kick 'em out if they try to stay longer), then as soon as they leave I will begin the update which should only take an hour or so, but I'll expect some lingering effects so it will probibly be difficult to concentrate and might take twice as long.

Thus, fitting perfectly in the 2am-4am time range. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 19:42:04


At 11/19/06 07:33 PM, Major-punk wrote:

I just had a hockey game and I'm going for a quick shower, then in the next hour a few friends are coming over and they will be bringing some salvia. (If you've never heard of it it's a plant extract that gives you intense hallucinations for roughly 10 minutes).

For only 10 minutes I damn well better have intense hallucinations. Is that stuff any good? I;ve heard a lot about it, but I don't think I can get my hands on some of that stuff over here.

And about the update, take your time. We've waited since the last update so waiting a couple of extra hours shouldn't be to much of a bother.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 21:05:59


At 11/19/06 07:33 PM, Major-punk wrote:
I just had a hockey game and I'm going for a quick shower, then in the next hour a few friends are coming over and they will be bringing some salvia. (If you've never heard of it it's a plant extract that gives you intense hallucinations for roughly 10 minutes).

Weed's better :P.. but terribly expensive, resulting in my ultimate "quitting" decision :/..

Hey BarraX.. Just stoppin' by again.. Been tearing up the Flash Portal pretty good for sum1 who doesn't have his own computer yet :P.. think I got +300 this week :)..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 21:23:45


At 11/19/06 07:33 PM, Major-punk wrote: I just had a hockey game and I'm going for a quick shower, then in the next hour a few friends are coming over and they will be bringing some salvia.

Good luck with those hallucinations.

Thus, fitting perfectly in the 2am-4am time range. =)

Great, I'll check the update when I wake up.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 21:24:18


I have some bad news about the new levels. I was browsing around the Wi/Ht forum and I saw this.

I heard that Tom is soon going to change the system so there are 60 levels! Does anyone know when its going to happen, and does anyone know if Tom has shown some samples of the level images in a topic somewhere?

That was first post of the thread....

This is the answer AfroStud gave him. Some time before 2007.

BUt then Liljim posted this... Don't count on it.

Here's the link to the topic. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=60 7823


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 21:48:04


At 11/19/06 09:24 PM, pepeatumi wrote: I have some bad news about the new levels. I was browsing around the Wi/Ht forum and I saw this.

I heard that Tom is soon going to change the system so there are 60 levels! Does anyone know when its going to happen, and does anyone know if Tom has shown some samples of the level images in a topic somewhere?

That was first post of the thread....

This is the answer AfroStud gave him. Some time before 2007.

BUt then Liljim posted this... Don't count on it.

Here's the link to the topic. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=60 7823

what are you talking about? this is the best news I heard all day my chances of getting to level 14 before the update have been increased greatly. I am having a party and there will be strippers there (don't worry they are female strippers not males) anyone want to get drunk with me?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-19 21:56:01


At 11/19/06 09:48 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
what are you talking about? this is the best news I heard all day my chances of getting to level 14 before the update have been increased greatly. I am having a party and there will be strippers there (don't worry they are female strippers not males) anyone want to get drunk with me?

Oh I'll get drunk.. But its not because I'm celebrating, its because I feel terrible. I've been lookiing forward to the new levels, and quite frankly I was happy I wouldn't have the level 14 pipe. Looks like I'll get it eventually.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-20 00:24:55


At 11/19/06 09:56 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Oh I'll get drunk.. But its not because I'm celebrating, its because I feel terrible. I've been lookiing forward to the new levels, and quite frankly I was happy I wouldn't have the level 14 pipe. Looks like I'll get it eventually.

Dude, what rock have you been under to not already know this... And besides, don't you think it will be better with a couple more levels, for diversity?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-20 01:46:54


At 11/19/06 07:42 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
For only 10 minutes I damn well better have intense hallucinations. Is that stuff any good?

It worked, definately did it's job. =P

That was my first time trying that and I would never buy it myself, the only reason I did it was because they offered and it was free. It's also legal and Canada but is very expensive, what they brought was 30x (apparently the strongest kind) and it was like over $50 a gram.

I;ve heard a lot about it, but I don't think I can get my hands on some of that stuff over here.

Well it's legal in the USA, France, Israel, Japan etc

Chances are it's legal in Puerto Rico, I'd just order some online.

And about the update, take your time. We've waited since the last update so waiting a couple of extra hours shouldn't be to much of a bother.

Heh thanks, it'll be right on time though. =)

At 11/19/06 09:05 PM, Cool-Points wrote:
Weed's better :P

And how would you know that? Have you compared the two? =P

but terribly expensive

Yeah it can really suck up those paychecks, I'm starting to buy in bulk though so I get better deals.

resulting in my ultimate "quitting" decision :/..

QUITTER! >=(

At 11/19/06 09:48 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
my chances of getting to level 14 before the update have been increased greatly

I hope to level up before the new levels come in too.

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Barracks Roster November 20th, 2006.

last updates: page 560 Oct 21st, page 538, Oct 2nd

Congrats to pepeatumi for reaching EGSC!

2000+ Gainers:

3428 - pepeatumi
2947 - Donthurtme
2625 - Phantom
2451 - Hemlok
2409 - dave
2161 - Tantera
2060 - Major-punk

Get ready for a bunch of grey text, numbers and slashes:

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Rank // B/P // Gain // Gain per day // Name

01 // 43,520 // 1635 // 56.3 // BlueHippo
02 // 43,321 // 1980 // 68.2 // ADT
03 // 41,474 // 2161 // 74.5 // Tantera
04 // 40,329 // 2625 // 90.5 // Phantom
05 // 33,875 // 2060 // 71.0 // Major-punk
06 // 33,278 // 3428 // 118.2 // pepeatumi
07 // 30,871 // 0000 // 00.0 // EagleRock
08 // 30,376 // 0082 // 02.8 // ThePunisher52
09 // 30,156 // 0006 // 00.2 // SlashFirestorm
10 // 27,474 // 1988 // 68.5 // Seamonky
11 // 22,705 // 0567 // 19.5 // LittleWashu
12 // 22,636 // 1392 // 48.0 // Dream-of-Duke
13 // 17,964 // 2451 // 84.5 // Hemlok
14 // 17,387 // 2409 // 83.0 // dave
15 // 17,381 // 2947 // 101.6 // Donthurtme
16 // 15,202 // 1872 // 64.5 // MadCow
17 // 15,015 // New! // new. // milinko959
18 // 14,931 // 0313 // 10.7 // MetalDart
19 // 13,773 // 1450 // 50.0 // pwroftheseagoat
20 // 13,369 // 0654 // 22.5 // Casualty
21 // 11,699 // New! // new. // FrankTheHedgehog
22 // 11,289 // 1475 // 50.8 // ElMaster
23 // 10,993 // 1894 // 65.3 // arianna1
24 // 07,632 // New! // new. // Cool-Points
25 // 07,394 // 0074 // 02.5 // HoboPorn
22 // 06,489 // 0619 // 21.3 // ever-vigilant
23 // 05,844 // 0125 // 04.3 // Peregrinus
24 // 05,487 // 0018 // 00.6 // KungFuCow
26 // 04,818 // 0766 // 26.4 // Sixers1fan
25 // 04,259 // 0031 // 01.0 // RyanKajito
27 // 03,863 // 0233 // 08.0 // Turkeybean
28 // 03,494 // 0023 // 00.7 // RSQViper
29 // 03,114 // 0725 // 25.0 // dawin45
30 // 02,570 // 0538 // 18.5 // Dela
31 // 02,107 // New! // new. // Sterokicy
31 // 01,873 // 0080 // 02.7 // generalmario
32 // 01,747 // 0187 // 06.4 // DarkSoldier
33 // 01,605 // New! // new. // OtakuAI
34 // 01,539 // New! // new. // Sekhmet

Notes:
- ThePunisher52 please post more. >=(
- Gain per day was taken over 29 days.
- Next update is Wednesday November 29th.
- Top 100 Protectors is being updated tommorow.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-20 02:06:32


Thanks for the update! It's great seeing how everyone in the Barracks is doing, plus it is a good way to see who is active here- there are a lot of names here I don't really recognise and must have missed joining.

2000+ Gainers:

3428 - pepeatumi
2947 - Donthurtme
2625 - Phantom
2451 - Hemlok
2409 - dave
2161 - Tantera
2060 - Major-punk

Awesome- second place behind pepeatumi who is pretty much impossible to top at the moment.

Get ready for a bunch of grey text, numbers and slashes:

Oh goody...

At 11/20/06 01:48 AM, Major-punk wrote: Rank // B/P // Gain // Gain per day // Name
11 // 22,705 // 0567 // 19.5 // LittleWashu
12 // 22,636 // 1392 // 48.0 // Dream-of-Duke
13 // 17,964 // 2451 // 84.5 // Hemlok
14 // 17,387 // 2409 // 83.0 // dave
15 // 17,381 // 2947 // 101.6 // Donthurtme
16 // 15,202 // 1872 // 64.5 // MadCow

I just snuck over 100 points per day, making this easily the best month of B/P I've ever had. Plus I overtook dave in the last couple of hours, although not quite in time for this update it seems. When B/Ping Barracks members have always been my long term aim, and it is certainly nice to put another one behind me. Hemlok is next on the hitlist...

The DoD and Washu battle looks interesting, although if Washu ups her pace like she has suggested (and demonstrated over the last few days) then DoD doesn't stand a chance. It would be great if I could catch DoD before EGSC though :D (no offence DoD- you're just the next one up on the list...)

Notes:
- ThePunisher52 please post more. >=(

Yeah, I haven't seen him in AGES.

- Next update is Wednesday November 29th.

Wow, not long to wait!

- Top 100 Protectors is being updated tommorow.

I'll get there one of these days...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-20 08:36:13


At 11/20/06 01:48 AM, Major-punk wrote: 04 // 40,329 // 2625 // 90.5 // Phantom

Not bad overall, but maybe I could have done better. But who cares, really as long as my current pace is faster than any one above me :-D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-20 10:05:36


At 11/20/06 01:48 AM, Major-punk wrote: Rank // B/P // Gain // Gain per day // Name
22 // 11,289 // 1475 // 50.8 // ElMaster

Normal pace like always.... >.>

23 // 10,993 // 1894 // 65.3 // arianna1

:(

Notes:
- Next update is Wednesday November 29th.

Really? Only 9 days? Great.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-11-20 15:59:04


What happened today? I do not know what went wrong, but all the UJ entries currently have 0 view and NONE of them have an icon that shows an image of their entries. Can anyone tell me what went wrong? Or am I the only one who is still alive? >:(


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