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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 18:13:05


At 9/8/06 04:42 PM, dave wrote: The numa numa guy must be a Ng admin :OOOO * shocking music*

It's just like new Bedn. It doesn't feel the same as the original. :(

At 9/8/06 04:46 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
ps calling everyone d-ray from now on.

What about me? T-ray? Tray? Lunch tray?

Crap, I made myself hungry.


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Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 18:15:44


WHISTLE COMMERCIAL (I think it's malicious?)

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337587

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 18:16:41


At 9/8/06 06:15 PM, RSQViper wrote: WHISTLE COMMERCIAL (I think it's malicious?)

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337587

did you actually click it? i'm scared to now :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 18:18:14


At 9/8/06 06:13 PM, Tannerite wrote:
At 9/8/06 04:46 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
ps calling everyone d-ray from now on.
What about me? T-ray? Tray? Lunch tray?

You're a fucking fatass D-ray. >:U

At 9/8/06 06:16 PM, Totodile wrote: did you actually click it? i'm scared to now :/

Nah D-ray. It leads to some site about getting a free XBOX 360.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:17:49


At 9/8/06 07:10 PM, GotMills wrote: can i join now??????????????????????????//

Upon looking at your profile, and using some common sense, I'm gonna assume you're not serious.

You've got a lot of spammy posts that lack intelligent thought, you're review banned...

Plus you're not even Elite Guard anyway.

So...nah.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:18:34


At 9/8/06 07:10 PM, GotMills wrote: can i join now??????????????????????????//

when you get your next promotion. you are still a little bit below the required number of points to be an elite guard private. keep on B/P and you will get there. good luck with reaching the bar. ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:23:19


At 9/8/06 07:19 PM, GotMills wrote: HEY SLASHFIRESTORM GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE god

It looks like your chances have really dropped with that remark. Slashfirestorm is one of the Original 5 member of this club. Also slashfirestorm is the one in charge of giving inspecctions as well. Plus iff you were really serious you could have handled that a bit more maturely instead of cursing him out.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:28:11


At 9/8/06 07:24 PM, GotMills wrote: cmon give me chance please!!! me work on big rank so muchh!!!! cmon u got to give me = chance please cmon man!! u know me want big rank please and i want in "TEH" elite guardb arracks cmon man..... please i work real hard on dis!!!!!

No.

Guy's a spammer...so no more replying to him. If he persists, I'll take care of it.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:35:00


I'll take care of anyone that misbehaves around here.

OH BTW These are stolen

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337593

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337599

From the teams site.

http://www.buccaneers.com/intro.aspx

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:38:50


The pages fly by in this club way too fast.

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At 9/4/06 10:31 PM, Washu-Chan wrote:
Lucky for us elite guard major general Washu-chan was born

Hooray. Congrats on the rank up Washuuuuuu

At 9/5/06 08:07 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
It does making passing a rival much more satisfying, though.
rofl Major_Punk :-P

One day I'll get you back... one day...

At 9/6/06 08:39 PM, HoboPorn wrote: At 9/6/06 08:16 PM, ElMaster wrote:
At 9/6/06 06:21 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: THat was my newgrounds dream i first signed on.
My goal is to get in the top 300s...and I know I'll get in next month.
I just want a spot in Denvish's list =D
My dream is top 10.

So much talk about goals, I have alot myself. But I think my favourite is 50,000 saves.

I know it will probibly take like 5-8 years, but it's not like Newgrounds is going to dissapear anytime soon so as long as I stay decently active for a long time, I can't not reach it. =)

At 9/6/06 09:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
My goal is eventually becoming number one.

Who knows how long that could take, like assuming you do make it. By the time your number one it will probibly require half a million b/p's or more. I don't think ramagi, X-Naut or Afro_Stud are going to retire anytime soon either, jeez the never ending challenge for #1 is never dull. ^_^

Speaking of that, isn't my new profile pic awesome? ^_^

lolz

At 9/7/06 03:17 AM, arianna1 wrote:
This made me laugh because it was ME the parent who introduced my teenage son to NG.

Heh, coolest Mom ever.

Does he watch the NC-17 videos and check out the hentai pics when I 'm not around? You know what, I am not naive. He probably does, in fact he already admitted it when I asked him. ... Then he admitted the truth.

You have one of the closest relationships between Mother and Son that I have ever seen, like I seriously doubt any of my friends would be honest and tell their parents they watch hentai sometimes.

Personally I don't see any good in telling my parents that I regulary visit a site that also has hentai. It would probibly end up being an awkward conversation and I would rather them not know. =P

BTW, I'm just wondering what's your kids alias is on NG?

At 9/7/06 05:28 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Actually, with 70, but numbers aside, I do hope they add lots of more new B/P ranks for us who may lack an understanding of sane fun, but love B/P.

I've wanted more b/p ranks and higher bonuses for a long time.

The Afro Amigo's and myself had a few idea's back in Febuary about a few more ranks, what do you guys think of it? (page 2 is the bestest)

Maybe this will be next on the list after the new levels.

At 9/7/06 08:55 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Ah, well. I'm less than 2000 til EGSC

Keep on trucking...

At 9/8/06 05:33 AM, Turkeybean wrote: At 9/7/06 11:40 PM, Totodile wrote: wade allready stated 60% was plenty enough :/
With good reason too. What would happen is some punk would actually get enough to have 100% voting power and then run rampant through the portal. He would be able to b/p flash with no real guidance. They could also be easily bought to save or blam certain flashes. Way too much crap involved with a user like that.

Only users who have already passed EGSC would benefit from this boosted voting power so it's pretty unlikely that some random punk will even be effected by it and I would hope that by then that user would have enough respect for Newgrounds to know better then to vote without guidance.
If anything I think those users who do reach the 100% bonus would already know to vote fairly like todays top 3 Denvish, ramagi and MPA. I find i t hard to believe that they would abuse their extra voting power, instead I think they would counter-act mass voting etc.

Besides it's only another 4 votes (at max), so it's not like they could single handedly blam or save a flash themselves. It would serve more as a reason to continue to b/p past EGSC.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:38:51


At 9/8/06 07:35 PM, ramagi wrote: I'll take care of anyone that misbehaves around here.

OH BTW These are stolen

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337593


http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337599


From the teams site.

http://www.buccaneers.com/intro.aspx

Good eye ramagi I flagged both of those and thnks for helping us out with that trouble maker ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:40:45


At 9/8/06 07:35 PM, ramagi wrote: I'll take care of anyone that misbehaves around here.

Thank you for that, for posting the stolen flash links, and for gracing the Barracks with your beautiful-yet-deadly power.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 19:42:02


At 9/8/06 07:35 PM, ramagi wrote: OH BTW These are stolen

Thanks a lot D-ray! :D


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 20:25:14


I'll take care of anyone that misbehaves around here.

It's good to know that the spammers get what’s coming to them n_n.

Slash wrote: Beautiful.

Careful. Remember what nearly happened last time :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 20:57:56


At 9/8/06 08:25 PM, -delacroix- wrote:
Slash wrote: Beautiful.
Careful. Remember what nearly happened last time :(

*CHOP!*

Everyone check out the New Numa? I thought it was hilarious!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 21:06:24


At 9/8/06 08:57 PM, RSQViper wrote: Everyone check out the New Numa? I thought it was hilarious!

It just doesn't have that same feeling it had at first. The bad quality, and just some weird fat kid singing that song, was hilarious. Now, it was all planned and sketched out.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 21:28:23


At 9/8/06 08:25 PM, -delacroix- wrote:
I'll take care of anyone that misbehaves around here.
It's good to know that the spammers get what’s coming to them n_n.
Slash wrote: Beautiful.
Careful. Remember what nearly happened last time :(

yeah he almost lost his E penis that is one thing you don't want to lose. unless you are a girl of course.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 22:03:41


SWET! I just made Elite Guard Sergeant!!!

=) I was like 180 away just yesterday.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 23:41:53


Hey if you guys could take the time to vote 0 on my movie and give it a 10 on review I would apreciate it

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337604

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 23:44:39


At 9/8/06 11:41 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Hey if you guys could take the time to vote 0 on my movie and give it a 10 on review I would apreciate it

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337604

that's the most blantent attempt to get underdog i've ever seen :( if you're going to tell people to do that... the bbs is probably the worst place to do it. you'd better hope that the admins dont see this. btw your link is b0rked.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 23:50:53


At 9/8/06 11:41 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Hey if you guys could take the time to vote 0 on my movie and give it a 10 on review I would apreciate it

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/337604

Aw man, too bad I already voted 0 when you submitted that piece of shit.
Too lazy to review also, and if I did, you can bet it wouldn't be a 10.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 23:56:20


At 9/8/06 11:50 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
At 9/8/06 11:41 PM, HoboPorn wrote:
Aw man, too bad I already voted 0 when you submitted that piece of shit.
Too lazy to review also, and if I did, you can bet it wouldn't be a 10.

Well this coming from someone who hates stick figure animations it doesn't suprise me you gave it a 0.

Thats why i tend to stick with clocks to get away from dumb cunts like you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 23:57:25


At 9/8/06 11:44 PM, Totodile wrote:
At 9/8/06 11:41 PM, HoboPorn wrote:
that's the most blantent attempt to get underdog i've ever seen :( if you're going to tell people to do that... the bbs is probably the worst place to do it. you'd better hope that the admins dont see this. btw your link is b0rked.

Shit I was going for turd of the week not under dog.

How do you get turd of the week then?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-08 23:58:43


At 9/8/06 06:18 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: You're a fucking fatass D-ray. >:U

:(

At 9/8/06 07:35 PM, ramagi wrote: OH BTW These are stolen

Thanks for that.

At 9/8/06 08:57 PM, RSQViper wrote: Everyone check out the New Numa? I thought it was hilarious!

It was humorous, but it's not as good as the original. It's just like Bedn. :(


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-09 00:22:47


Want whistle points? LOTS OF THEM???

Go to the New Numa Numa Flash and start marking those abusive reviews. There are TONS of them.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-09 00:43:10


At 9/9/06 12:22 AM, RSQViper wrote: Want whistle points? LOTS OF THEM???

Go to the New Numa Numa Flash and start marking those abusive reviews. There are TONS of them.

Link? I saw the newer numa but that had like 1 abusive review.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-09 00:51:35


At 9/9/06 12:43 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Link?

Blah.


Filler text.

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Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-09 01:14:22


Guys guess what. I broke my leg! I was playing football with my friends and I was heading in for the touchdown when I just get knocked to the ground and for some reason my leg just started to hurt like hell! I honestly don't know how it happened but it just broke. I will be in the cast for at least two months, probably longer. The pain has gone down a lot but now it just itches like crazy!


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-09 01:22:00


At 9/8/06 11:57 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Shit I was going for turd of the week not under dog.

How do you get turd of the week then?

you need the lowest score for the entire week, of all the movies that passed. reviews have nothing to do with TOTW. in order to get underdog, you need the biggest difference in score/review. so, most people try for a low score, and a high review, though you COULD win with a high scoring movie, with a low rating in reviews. i've seen at least 5 attempts for TOTW this week, so i dunno if you can make it :'( TOTW isn't what it used to be any more :/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-09-09 01:37:27


I see Slash is closing up on EGSC, and that ramagi had her way with a spammer, good work so far lads. Keep it up. Also, we've been without an Intelligence Officer for quite some time now, so if any one wants. Bring me over PM a shred of evidence why you deserve it. We need some one active, and some one that can actually bring in helpful info.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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