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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 17:54:54


At 8/13/06 05:49 PM, monkeyfart7 wrote: Hey! I'd love to join. You guys seem cool, so I'll hang around.

You meet the B/P requirements. You seem to have a lot of very short posts, so all I ask is you try to make longer posts in the EGB. That doesn't mean an essay every time, just more than one or two lines, lol.

Well, onto the joining process! First up, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums. Then, if you don't have any questions, sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center declaring your intention to join, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get ya registered.

That's all you have to do. Good hunting, Private! :salute:

---Barracks Recruitment Officer Lt. General Firestorm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 18:01:54


At 8/13/06 05:54 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: That's all you have to do. Good hunting, Private! :salute:

---Barracks Recruitment Officer Lt. General Firestorm

Thank you, sir! I used 1 hour reading but it was worth it!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 18:09:33


At 8/13/06 05:15 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:
At 8/13/06 05:07 PM, JacksonHSR wrote: If you look in the Obits on 13/10/2005, you'll notice 24 pages which is over 2,000 deleted. Was that day a critical DECON 1, cause it looked like it.

10 months ago
look at August 31st 2005. 31 freakin pages. that must have been fun.
e-v

That only had 2 pages. 10/13/05 must have been "Get your B/P Points Day!" and a rare holiday.


What the hell are YOU staring at?!- Duckman

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 23:35:51


At 8/13/06 03:48 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I never understood why people think that, when doing the already bad action of voting solely for points, they have to compound the problem by voting 5 and skewing scores even more.

Blind voting is not condoned by the Barracks.

True, Clock Day will have a huge amount of protects. But there will be some utter crap submitted by asshats as well, and very likely some flag-worthy flashes as well, submitted in the hopes that everyone, in their mad race for protects, will just click the view button, close out the box, and vote 5 as soon as the vote bar comes up.

So, watch every flash. Don't have to watch the entirety of every flash, but watch enough that you get a feel of the entire flash...that means beyond the preloaders, too...we all know how many flashes have phenominal preloaders and no substance beyond it.

And for the love of Fulp, if you're going to be protecting things on Clock Day solely for the protect points, vote 2 or 3 instead of 5...minimize the lunacy as much as you can...

But if you see something you feel is blam-worthy, go ahead and vote for the blam. Not EVERYTHING is going to pass on Clock Day...and if some whistle-worthy flash gets through the madness because of everyone, including us, being lust-driven for protect points, we'll have failed in our duty to protect the portal.

Hey Slash you don't even know if the portal is going be flooded like last year, and even if it is you are not suppose to tell people how to vote that is completely against the rules of not only NG but the EGB rules as well. We are suppose to be setting an example on fair voting. Also you are suppose to watch the whole flash movie then vote not just a part of it. for all you know there may be something at the end that may change you mind to vote the other way, or they may sneak something in that make it whistle worthy. it saying those type of things that could get us in trouble with the mods. also we got a lot of people who don't like us because they think we massvote and you posting like this give them something to prove their point. I believe the member of the EGB are smart enough to know how to vote without being told how to.

Thank you

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 23:52:31


Well it was more of a suggestion than an order, lol. My main theme was that, if someone is going to vote sheerly for points, at least minimize the damage by not fifening everything, if they're not going to watch it.

Yeah, people should watch the entirety of every flash. Although if I see a 4000 k flash that has stick figure sex or "big bag" from the beginning, even I tend to not sit through the whole thing, lol. But yeah, Washu is right. Better to give an entire flash a chance than risk protecting shit or blamming gold. Remember Salad Fingers 1? The preloader was just a stick figure. But the stuff after it, gold.

As for members of the Barracks knowing how to vote right...I'd like to think so, too, but some people have expressed that they may just go protect everything. And I will re-iterate that anyone who does say they're just going to fifen everything may be in trouble with us.

If anyone is going to just fifen everything, either don't do it, or don't let us find out. Because the Barracks policy is a fair vote...not voting for maximum points. I know it's kind of weird saying "vote fair or else", but we will not tolerate people promoting mass-protecting things any more than we tolerate mass-blamming.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 00:01:49


Serious question. I got Flash yesterday, and have made this. So my question to you is, what would you vote on it?

Notes, it's not finished and I'm not really serious about submitting it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 00:14:10


Day's end report:

124 points. Meh. Not bad.

At 8/14/06 12:01 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Serious question. I got Flash yesterday, and have made this. So my question to you is, what would you vote on it?

Notes, it's not finished and I'm not really serious about submitting it.

Honestly, just slap the NG preloader on it, and I'd give it a 3. It's a hell of a lot better than I can do, lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 00:19:33


At 8/13/06 12:20 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Anyways, this place will be very inactive Clock Day. WIth all the submissions, we won't have time to post. XD

I think it'll be the opposite since nearly all of us Barracks members will be active that day, I also expect to gain a few new members that day also while the air is filled with b/p points. =)

At 8/13/06 12:32 PM, worldfamous wrote:
elite guard colonel worldfamous

Good news! Your really climbing those ranks fast, last time I remember checking your profile you were only a Praporschik, anyway best of luck.

At 8/13/06 03:48 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Blind voting is not condoned by the Barracks.

Your damn right, I know that I will be voting a little more gently on Clock Day in the spirit of the moment, however this day will attract plenty of stolen entires too because they know most people will vote 5 right away. So keep an eye out soldiers!

At 8/13/06 03:54 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
I've heard the Robot Rangers are up to something. I remember seeing a thread by them.

Do you think you could dig it up for us? If it's not a problem for you that is...

At 8/13/06 04:23 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
It's hard to believe he watched movies all the way thorugh or maybe even judged fairly.

This is how rumours get started, if you don't know that for a fact then in this situaition it's better to not suggest it at all.

At 8/13/06 05:12 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Wow. Does anyone know what the deal with that day was? I'm going to hazard a guess and say that maybe Wade cleared out all the flagged flashes on that day.

I was active that day and I didn't notice any mad rush of submissions that would cause over 2,000 to be deleted. Wade must've cleared the flags like you said.

At 8/13/06 11:35 PM, Washu-Chan wrote:
Hey Slash

I didn't see any harm in what he said, he was just being realistic. But your right too, mass-voting is wrong no matter what day it is.

At 8/14/06 12:01 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Serious question. I got Flash yesterday, and have made this. So my question to you is, what would you vote on it?

I think it deserves a 1, however it's score will probibly be much less.

Notes, it's not finished and I'm not really serious about submitting it.

Add a pre-loader, some shading for the guys face and I think it has a good chance. Submit it plz

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End of Day report: 105 b/p

Afro_Stud made his latest update of the Top 100 Blammers list today, congrats to Slash and ThePunisher52 for qualifying!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 00:22:15


daily report for 8/13
Blams: 10944
Saves: 6625
Total B/P points: 17569
Total B/P points acquired today: 84
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Colonel (1931 until next grade)

accomplishments: rank up to colonel

bleh. not as good as i was hoping. wanted 100, but i wont stop logging stats for a bit, so ill get at least 90. tomorrow should be a better day. i want to have a great week this week, with clock day and all.

metaldart: one thing, with the guy running, his right (back) arm looks ok, but the left (forground) doesnt move so much. its definitely a great start though. maybe just try to flesh out a bit more detail, like having the baby's mouth move when its crying (it doesnt really right now). its excellent for your first day though.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 00:22:44


At 8/14/06 12:14 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Honestly, just slap the NG preloader on it, and I'd give it a 3. It's a hell of a lot better than I can do, lol.

lol, thanks Slash. :)
It would be nice if I could win an award. That's what I'm really aiming for. :)

At 8/14/06 12:19 AM, Major_punk wrote: I think it deserves a 1, however it's score will probibly be much less.

Yeah. It looks very bad. :(


Add a pre-loader, some shading for the guys face and I think it has a good chance. Submit it plz

I'll try. :)
Flash is hard though. >:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 00:33:03


At 8/14/06 12:01 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Serious question. I got Flash yesterday, and have made this. So my question to you is, what would you vote on it?

Notes, it's not finished and I'm not really serious about submitting it.

I myself would have to give it a 1 because it's an unfinished loop. However, if you finished it up and decided to submit it, I'd give it at least a 3. It's a good start for only having flash since yesterday.

At 8/14/06 12:19 AM, Major_punk wrote: Afro_Stud made his latest update of the Top 100 Blammers list today, congrats to Slash and ThePunisher52 for qualifying!

Thanks a lot for the congrats and for pointing this out. My congrats to Slash as well. Just out of curiousity, will you be updating the Top 100 list soon? (I know your busy).
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Daily Report For 8/13/06

Start: 15,777 Blams/8,387 Saves
End: 15,849 Blams/8,429 Saves
Total: 72 Blams/42 Saves (114 Total)

Next Rank: 1,222 Until General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 00:42:49


At 8/14/06 12:22 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 8/14/06 12:14 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Honestly, just slap the NG preloader on it, and I'd give it a 3. It's a hell of a lot better than I can do, lol.
lol, thanks Slash. :)
It would be nice if I could win an award. That's what I'm really aiming for. :)

At 8/14/06 12:19 AM, Major_punk wrote:
I'll try. :)
Flash is hard though. >:(

not bad for a first attempt but I suck at drawing humans so i stick to making cool clock movies :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 02:04:53


At 8/14/06 12:01 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Serious question. I got Flash yesterday, and have made this. So my question to you is, what would you vote on it?

Right now, a 1. Give it a preloader, I'd give it at least a 2. It's better than anything I could draw. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 04:39:20


Wow, this guy even admits it's not his.


Filler text.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 05:08:09


At 8/13/06 06:09 PM, JacksonHSR wrote:
look at August 31st 2005. 31 freakin pages. that must have been fun.
e-v
That only had 2 pages. 10/13/05 must have been "Get your B/P Points Day!" and a rare holiday.

so your right, i got over excited by the number 31 and got it wrong. now i cant find the right day. never mind, no point thinking about he past.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 06:19:28


At 8/13/06 04:22 PM, Major_punk wrote: The list has been updated.

I'll throw in the Barracks voting power and b/p averages later, now I need some sleep.

holy crap. I'm the lowest ranked member?!! Damn it I have to get 100 more to be not the worst ranked. But I can't B/P so much since:

A) I'm on vaction
B) I have summer HW
C) I won't have a comp for about 5 days
D) Even if I come back to America, my bro uses Myspace a lot.


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 06:20:51


Also, Woah I started a flame war!!!!!!


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 06:26:22


CowsCanFly is here!!! Sir Yes SIR!!!


You missed me?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 06:50:43


At 8/14/06 06:20 AM, homer8722 wrote: Also, Woah I started a flame war!!!!!!

No, you haven't. And if you did, it wouldn't exactly be something to be proud of...

At 8/14/06 06:26 AM, CowsCanFly wrote: CowsCanFly is here!!! Sir Yes SIR!!!

Welcome, Private! Good to have you here, especially on the eve of Clock Day!

First up, read the Barracks FAQ at our forums. If you don't have any questions, sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock (can Ghost_Phantom register people too, with his admin-ness?) can get you registered, allowing you full access to the forums.

So indeed, welcome aboard! Get ready, because tomorrow will be fucking crazy, lol. :salute:

Speaking of Clock Day, I am rushing to finish my flash, lol. Snap, Metal, how the hell did you make something so good so quickly? I've been tinkering with flash for months and can barely manage better than a Barney Bunch-esque Secret Episode...

In any case, my flash should be done in time. Even if not done by midnight EST, I'm sure Clock Day won't really get crazy until North American daytime, so I'll be able to finish it up. I may also submit another flash, which was my second most complex work (my Clock Day one being the most complex), simply because it'll have a better chance of passing on Clock Day.

Although, if Slash Returns and Slash Returns: Ascension can both pass, surely my "Liz's Birthday Tribute" flash can, as well, even without Clock Day's help. But hey, never hurts to submit at strategic times! :-P

Okay, for the rest of today, I may not be on Newgrounds much/at all. I'll TRY to B/P some, but I really need to finish up my flash, and I have some yardwork to do as well. I'm going to be sleeping in the afternoon so I will wake up just before Clock Day officially begins, so that I can easily be awake for every hour of the 15th, hehe.

If anyone new applies to the Barracks, I'm sure Eagle, Ghost_Phantom, or Joker can handle it. If someone really needs to contact me, PM me...but I can't think of anything that could come up that the other senior members couldn't handle without me, lol.

So, good hunting, everyone, and enjoy the last day of relative calm before the main event! ^_^

:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 07:36:06


Wow, can't wait until clock day!

Yesterday I got 75 B/P's. I thought I had gotten a lot less, but I always think that.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 07:52:11


At 8/14/06 06:50 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 8/14/06 06:20 AM, homer8722 wrote: Also, Woah I started a flame war!!!!!!
No, you haven't. And if you did, it wouldn't exactly be something to be proud of...

I wasn't proud. I was just like WOAH, with the happy smile like ha ha ha.


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 11:30:04


this is the earliest ive been up in a long while :) i wonder if i can get a great point total today to reward myself.

At 8/14/06 06:50 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: If anyone new applies to the Barracks, I'm sure Eagle, Ghost_Phantom, or Joker can handle it. If someone really needs to contact me, PM me...but I can't think of anything that could come up that the other senior members couldn't handle without me, lol.

i havent seen any of them around lately, has anyone else? i guess eagle is still trying to get the moving deal settled and ghost is dealing with computer troubles still, but im not sure where joker went. ah well, im sure theyll turn up soon enough.

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At 8/14/06 11:30 AM, worldfamous wrote: i havent seen any of them around lately, has anyone else? i guess eagle is still trying to get the moving deal settled and ghost is dealing with computer troubles still, but im not sure where joker went. ah well, im sure theyll turn up soon enough.

I havent either.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 13:31:06


At 8/14/06 12:22 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Yeah. It looks very bad. :(

It's alot better then I could do.

Flash is hard though. >:(

I know man I tried and I failed, repeatedly. ;_;

good luck though!
At 8/14/06 12:33 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote:
Thanks a lot for the congrats and for pointing this out. My congrats to Slash as well. Just out of curiousity, will you be updating the Top 100 list soon? (I know your busy).

You mean the Protectors list right? And yeah, I'll do it soon. It's just I lost all my records and shit while I was in Newfoundland so I have to do this next update entirely from scratch and I'm not looking forward to it.

But it will be done. I'll give you guys a little heads up here in the Barracks when I get it finished too.

At 8/14/06 04:39 AM, DashNCrash wrote:
Wow, this guy even admits it's not his.

It passed, if someone can find the original we can give Wade an email and gets this removed.

At 8/14/06 06:19 AM, homer8722 wrote:
holy crap. I'm the lowest ranked member?!! Damn it I have to get 100 more to be not the worst ranked.

Yeah for now you are, but you just joined not too long ago. And theres plenty of inactive users ahead of you so you shouldn't have to much trouble climbing those ranks.

But I can't B/P so much since:
A) I'm on vaction

These can really hurt b/p paces, I remember before I went to NFLD my average was 65/day but now it's down to 55/day. But on the other hand it can really get under your skin to drive you to b/p when you get back. =)

B) I have summer HW

You could do it while your on the portal.

C) I won't have a comp for about 5 days

Ask someone to deposit for you, you'll never get those 50 exp points back if you miss them. I'll do it if you want.

D) Even if I come back to America, my bro uses Myspace a lot.

It takes under-judgement submissions about 1-2 hours to reach their fate, maybe if you can work out a deal with your bro so that you can at least use the computer for 15 minutes every hour so you can easily get dozens and dozens of b/p.

At 8/14/06 06:26 AM, CowsCanFly wrote:
CowsCanFly is here!!! Sir Yes SIR!!!

Welcome Private!

Looking forward to Clock Day? >=)

At 8/14/06 11:30 AM, worldfamous wrote:
i havent seen any of them around lately, has anyone else?

No not me either, which is strange. But I'm sure we will see them for sure tommorow. ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 13:33:56


At 8/14/06 01:31 PM, Major_punk wrote: It's alot better then I could do.

Thanks. I'm new to it. :)

I know man I tried and I failed, repeatedly. ;_;

Let's all point and laugh at Major Punk because he's different. >:(

good luck though!

Thanks. :D

I may submit it on Clock Day, though I have another Clock Day submission under way. :O


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 13:54:47


hi. ive beenon this list for a few weeks but im not on thememberslist . i was accepted in a while back as a welcome member but im a little bit thrown by the lack of my name on the list. does it mean im not an official member of the Barracks or what?
e-v

P.S. im still dissapointed in some of you planning on letting in clock crew flashes for the easy protect point. sorry to bring it up again.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 14:31:01


At 8/14/06 01:54 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: hi. ive beenon this list for a few weeks but im not on thememberslist . i was accepted in a while back as a welcome member but im a little bit thrown by the lack of my name on the list. does it mean im not an official member of the Barracks or what?
e-v

I think to be on that list, you had to make a thread in the forums saying a join request. Because you became a private WAYYYY before me and I'm on the list


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 14:33:27


I worked all day and this morning t oget some money for a new tablet :D Cant wait :)

I cant B/P so much but I got 150 ish for 3 days ( even if I was working ) , its good.

Ill be sure to be there tomorow , dont want to miss my lvl up ( I need 200ish more ... easy to get on clock day :P )


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 15:13:12


Finally: 10,000 B/P

Great day today, I had over 60 points. But that's nothing compared to clockday tomorrow, of course. I'm really looking forward to that!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-14 15:42:41


First off, congrats to Casualty.

Second, can anyone give me a link to the Clock Day preloader? I need it for my flash.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

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