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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 03:15:30


Only about 30 b/p yesterday, I will try to do better today.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 03:17:52


Sorry guys I re-posted before seeing your posts :S

At 8/11/06 05:05 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 8/11/06 04:06 PM, -Casualty- wrote: After being away for a long time... I'm back. Because family trips suck.
Hey Casualty! Welcome back! :D

It's kind of been odd with you gone. Here's a recap of what you missed.
No more EOD reports

That's it. :P

I never really made good EOD reports anyway :D

At 8/11/06 05:37 PM, worldfamous wrote: welcome back casualty. you were gone for a long time, it seems. i think you may have left before i did. so its been a while. but one thing:

It sure was long, about 10 days I think >:(

At 8/11/06 05:05 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: No more EOD reports
thats not exactly true. no more just posting stats. you can throw up a daily report, but there has to be something more significant to go along with it. you cant just say "ohh 50 points. good day" from now on. needs more substance, thats all.

Thanks for the info guys!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 05:36:43


Sup, people?

I just wanted to say that this game is stolen from here. On a totally unrelated note, I dreamt about those damn zombified time-travelling cyborg ninja monkeys...is there somthing wrong with me?


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 06:44:26


Major General Slash Firestorm...is dead.

Gone forever.

How did this horrible tragedy happen? Will his legacy live on?

Find out soon, in the Flash Portal!


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 07:26:45


At 8/12/06 06:44 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Major General Slash Firestorm...is dead.

Gone forever.

How did this horrible tragedy happen? Will his legacy live on?

Find out soon, in the Flash Portal!

here is the death of General Slash Firestorm
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 09:48:38


At 8/12/06 06:44 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Major General Slash Firestorm...is dead.

Gone forever.

How did this horrible tragedy happen? Will his legacy live on?

Find out soon, in the Flash Portal!

Wow...not a bad flash actually. Definately saveable! EagleRock approves!


Founder of the Elite Guard Barracks [ Thread ] [ Forums ] Sig by ByteSlinger

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 11:25:56


Total B/P points acquired today: 89
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (556 until next grade)
B/P Rank: #564 (+12 move since last log)

A surprising 89 points for me yesterday, I didnt know I made that much.
I'm so excited I'm 3 points away from level 10. Finally after all this time I get to level up.
Glad I wont be another one of the thousands of levels 9s...I will be one of the hundreds of the level 10s, but at least it's better.

On a side note, my school is fucking crazy. Next monday starts our second week back, and I already have 1 quiz and one test on a book. They's be on dog food, i tells you na mean?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 11:57:08


I am so freaking slow in B/P ing because if you have a bigbrother who likes myspace and is on vacation, you can't get a lot done


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 11:58:48


Hey guys I wont be updating the list this week but I will be updating it next week and I'll most likely update the inactive list as well. If someone wants to take a shot at updating the list today be my guest.

Congrats to coop on becoming a level 16 that's one of the better levels in my opining.

In other news someone liked my audio so much that he made a tribute with an audio! I was shocked.

Didn't think my audio was that good.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 12:47:21


At 8/12/06 06:44 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Find out soon, in the Flash Portal!

I must say, it won't win any best graphic awards, but it still got the message across. I liked it.

At 8/12/06 11:57 AM, homer8722 wrote: I am so freaking slow in B/P ing because if you have a bigbrother who likes myspace and is on vacation, you can't get a lot done

Hopefully, that won't cause you to miss too much, when Clock Day comes in 3 days.


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 13:05:20


At 8/12/06 06:44 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Find out soon, in the Flash Portal!

Amazing flash Slash. After seeing that, I have thought of a new nickname for you. "Needle-Dick." Because at the end, it looks like your dick is a long needle. :P

Congrats Slash! Maybe someday, we can make a collab. A GOOD COLLAB that is! >:(


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 14:56:58


At 8/12/06 09:48 AM, EagleRock wrote: Wow...not a bad flash actually. Definately saveable! EagleRock approves!

Thanks! It passed at a higher score than Slash Returns did...which I was expecting...I would have been pissed if this one hasn't passed when the absolutly terrible Slash Returns did! XD

At 8/12/06 12:47 PM, DashNCrash wrote: I must say, it won't win any best graphic awards, but it still got the message across. I liked it.

lol, yeah, I ain't no da Vinci, but I try. Thanks! ^_^

At 8/12/06 01:05 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Amazing flash Slash. After seeing that, I have thought of a new nickname for you. "Needle-Dick." Because at the end, it looks like your dick is a long needle. :P

I had to re-watch it, to see what you were talking about. THAT WAS A SWORD! LOL Slash is able to use shadow energy to form a sword of any shape, of any size he wants, from any part of his body (although he prefers his hand). He hasn't made a shadow-penis yet! XD

And trust me, ladies...it ain't no needle. ;-)

Congrats Slash! Maybe someday, we can make a collab. A GOOD COLLAB that is! >:(

lol, maybe so, if I can stop sucking. :-P

So yeah, everyone, Lieutenant General Slash is in the house! Just two more ranks to go! :-D


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 15:00:16


At 8/12/06 02:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And trust me, ladies...it ain't no needle. ;-)

Yeah. It's more of a thumbtack. Small and stubby. >:U

lol, maybe so, if I can stop sucking. :-P

Hey, I'm still practicing myself.


So yeah, everyone, Lieutenant General Slash is in the house! Just two more ranks to go! :-D

Lucky. >:(

And just a quick Flash question, does anyone know how to send something into the back? I'm new at Flash.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 15:05:46


At 8/12/06 03:00 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 8/12/06 02:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: And trust me, ladies...it ain't no needle. ;-)
Yeah. It's more of a thumbtack. Small and stubby. >:U

You've watched Slash N' Littlewashu 3 too many times, haven't you? :-(


Slash's call

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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 17:02:20


At 8/12/06 03:00 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: And just a quick Flash question, does anyone know how to send something into the back? I'm new at Flash.

Ctrl+down arrow...or somewhere in Modify>Arrange

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-12 20:20:58


Just checking in guys and saying congrats to slash on a great flash and Elite Guard Lieutenant General. Well I'm off to the portal. Later.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 00:23:50


Day's end report:

128 points. Meh. I suppose my flash passing can compensate for my somewhat low gain.

Well, the night shift is upon us. I haven't seen any of those...ugh...cutting flashes in the past couple nights, so let us hope that particular brand of whistle-warranting material is gone for good.

Illwillpress submitted a movie. I actually found it to be pretty good. Maybe because Foamy wasn't in this episode, lol.

Flash I'm praying is submitted soon: Salad Fingers 8, Retarded Animal Babies...whatever number we're on...I'm hoping there will be a fourth backwards-episode of Spoilsbury Toast Boy...eh. It's been a while since I've seen something epic from one of my favorite authors.

Well, better get back to the portal now. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 00:30:45


At 8/13/06 12:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

128 points. Meh.

haha thats nice! I cant really get a lot of points this time , im working at my father house ... I think I got 75 for today + yesterday , not bad :P


Illwillpress submitted a movie. I actually found it to be pretty good. Maybe because Foamy wasn't in this episode, lol.

yea its not bad , I personally voted 4/5 on it. He made better one

Flash I'm praying is submitted soon: Salad Fingers 8

I cant eait to see it! I dont really know why , but ALL David Firth aniamtion are awesome
:and sick :P

now im going to bed , paint job tomorow ( its 12:30 >_< )

Salute


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 00:37:43


Good evening, everyone. Once again things this week have become an obstacle for me (work, multiple power outages, being out of town). However, I know I shouldn't complain because there are others who are worse off than than me. So therefore I am doing another 3 day report and will try to get back on track tomorrow.
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Daily Report For 8/10/06-8/12/06

Start: 15,650 Blams/8,304 Saves
End: 15,777 Blams/8,387 Saves
Total: 127 Blams/83 Saves (210 Total)

Next Rank: 1,546 Until General

Congratulations Slash on making Lieutenant General so quickly. Looks like you'll pass me again in no time. Belated congrats to -MetalDart- for making 1st Lieutenant yesterday (8/11).

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 01:08:47


Congrats to any promotions we had that I missed and I'm here to post about yet another stolen flash.

You've seen this before problem is I don't know where I've seen it therefore I cannot accuratley link a trace to the original source.

Does anyone know where the original is or where this is from? Thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 01:54:54


At 8/13/06 12:37 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Next Rank: 1,546 Until General

Looking back, I see I screwed up. Instead of reading 1,546 points, it should have read 1,336 Until General.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 02:18:07


bit of a late update, but heres my daily report for 8/12
Blams: 10902
Saves: 6583
Total B/P points: 17485
Total B/P points acquired today: 122
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel (15 until next grade)

well, im a little disappointed that i wasnt able to make colonel today. i need to get back to checking the flashes in the portal, so i can have it tomorrow when i wake up. i was so close to reaching it with a big total. now im frustrated. o well.

belated congrats to slash for his successful flash (2 already since you returned!). looking forward to clock day now :)

good luck to all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 02:44:40


At 8/10/06 02:56 AM, worldfamous wrote:
yea it was a big dust storm at some of the smaller stages, which sucked. but we got an excellent breeze around 2 which was awesome.

Lucky you, today there was no wind whatsoever, the dust was so thick it was like breathing in gas. =/

ok, so by talk i meant that i was surrounded by people who werent into them, but since i was going crazy, he kept pointing at me and stuff and we saluted during the press corpse. not QUITE the way i said it earlier, but still it was pretty bad ass to keep getting noticed.

Still that's pretty damn awesome, I saw him today on stage and it was a really great show, alot of people got hurt during their performance. >=P

id never heard of them, but for whatever reason they played last here. it was weird because usually the end is some really popular emo band. like last year it was fall out boy which made it easy for me to beat the traffic out.

Hah, by the end of the day I was surprised to still be standing properly, I smoked so much dope and got so many elbows to the face it's not even funny.

we had anti-flag, nofx, the casualties, the bouncing souls, against me!, rise against less than jake, billy talent, and an excellent swedish band called the sounds. if they play up there definitely check em out. the end of the set is quite awesome.

All those bands except bouncing souls and that swedish band were playing, out of those I saw Anti-Flag, NOFX, Rise Against, Less than jake and Billy Talent. It was an incredible day. ^_^

At 8/10/06 04:37 AM, JoS wrote:
As I am sure someo of you may have noticed I have gone through the last couple of pages and deleted all stat posts and banned users.

Thank JoS, hopefully over time you there will be less and less posts being deleted and users banned. Much appreciated.

At 8/10/06 09:32 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
It's good to see Major_punk has came back to the barracks! Welcome back!!

Thanks JoKeR! It's great to see everyone again.

At 8/11/06 08:24 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
Elite Guard First Lieutanent. Hooray! :D

Well done. You've gained quite a bit while I was gone so keep up the good work.

At 8/12/06 05:36 AM, -dng- wrote:
I just wanted to say that this game is stolen from here.

Marked for review, good find Sergeant Major!

At 8/12/06 07:26 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
here is the death of General Slash Firestorm

Hahaha, I thought it was really funny and the pictures were surprisingly very detailed and well done. I had a good laugh from it. =)

So congrats on the rank up Slash!

At 8/12/06 11:58 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
If someone wants to take a shot at updating the list today be my guest.

I was just about to go to bed after I make this post but I'll do the update tommorow based on an 8 day period.

We need our internet stats!

At 8/13/06 12:23 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Flash I'm praying is submitted soon: Salad Fingers 8

It's definately been way too long and I'm waiting for it too, it's been over 7 months since the last Salad Fingers episode, hopefully new one should be being made now.

I hope...

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End of Day:
I only got about 30 today because of warped tour which happened to kick ass! I rememeber before the gates even opened everyone started flipping out and going nuts throwing their beverages into the crowd and there was alot of broken glass when it was over, heh someone chucked an octopus for some reason. =P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 04:37:20


# "L !/. is stolen from this website (it's in Russian though :P)

Anyway, here's my stats for today:

Blams: 5732
Saves: 1904
Total B/P points: 7636
Total B/P points acquired today: 208
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (364 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 41.718
B/P Rank: #393 (+8 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 3.011

Yes, I know Russian; don't ask me how I know!


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 05:24:05


Over my 3 day ban all I have been doing is B/P and have gotten 100+ B/P each of those days 0_0 now im am an Elite guard staff seargent :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 05:43:27


Guys is it me or have I seen this one before....

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/331059

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 05:54:43


At 8/13/06 05:43 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Guys is it me or have I seen this one before....

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/331059

Err...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 05:59:46


At 8/13/06 05:54 AM, -dng- wrote:
At 8/13/06 05:43 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Guys is it me or have I seen this one before....

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/331059
Err...

Thought so free points everyone!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 06:07:25


At 8/13/06 05:59 AM, HoboPorn wrote:
At 8/13/06 05:54 AM, -dng- wrote:
At 8/13/06 05:43 AM, HoboPorn wrote: Guys is it me or have I seen this one before....

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/331059
Err...
Thought so free points everyone!

Sorry to bring this up twice, but it's stolen, and the original can be seen here.


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-13 11:56:39


At 8/13/06 04:37 AM, -dng- wrote: # "L !/. is stolen from this website (it's in Russian though :P)

Yes, I know Russian; don't ask me how I know!

How in the hell do you know russian??

End of Day Report... for yesterday

Blams: 13107
Saves: 7531
Total B/P points: 20638
B/P points acquired on 08/12/06: 114

What's going on here? It seems everyday there's less and less posts.... also.. Bump.


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