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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 11:10:09


At 8/7/06 02:11 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Do not post just to make a report of your stats.

Agreed. Way to enforce authority!

At 8/7/06 03:50 PM, Major_punk wrote: Well... I was planning on returning to the Barracks on Clock Day, but I have some spare time now and I really didn't want to wait anymore. =P

Elite Guard Lieutenant General Major_punk is back!

Wow! Welcome back!

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Again, I apologize that I couldn't be around more, but it's tough trying to finish up the apartment. We're almost done, though. We have just two piles of crap left to put away, and we're set!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 11:48:36


At 8/8/06 09:51 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: i just realised that im loged in the forum city list
49.) ever-vigilant // 2,357 // 5.82 // 271
rock on. now i know im one of the best.(unless it doesnt inclued everyone, then im in trouble)
e-v

Well, look at your profile, your B/P rank is 1,400+ so it doesn't include everyone. Your next real goal should be the Top 300, which is featured in a weekly listing brought to you by Denvish in the Wi/Ht forum


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 11:54:12


At 8/8/06 11:48 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Well, look at your profile, your B/P rank is 1,400+ so it doesn't include everyone. Your next real goal should be the Top 300, which is featured in a weekly listing brought to you by Denvish in the Wi/Ht forum

crap. i see what you mean. where can i find this Wi/Ht forum?
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 12:20:56


At 8/8/06 11:10 AM, EagleRock wrote: Again, I apologize that I couldn't be around more, but it's tough trying to finish up the apartment. We're almost done, though. We have just two piles of crap left to put away, and we're set!

You are more than excused, I'm sure. I hate moving... HATE IT!!! You never realise how much stuff you have until you have to unpack all of it.

Then you just want a giant yard sale.

On a Flash note, I'd just like to give a shoutout to "ARFENHOUSE TEH MOVIE 6" and the new NSFW spoof on the Ultimate Showdown. Both are too damn hilarious! "Created" was awesome as well.

My Flash is progressing nicely. I've got my main character's faces designed from all angles minus the mouths (since they get added at the lip sync step). I've also got the main room designed from one angle.

With it I am kind of revisiting a different graphical style than I used with "Bad Flash Kills" and going back to a modified line style. I'm sticking with tweens for the most part, though but I'm still trying to find the best way to do it.

Ah! It's a logistical nightmare!!!

The voice actor tryouts are going GREAT, too! I can't believe the talent that is out there!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 13:04:21


At 8/8/06 12:49 PM, FrankTheHedgehog wrote: End of Day Report for 8-8-06 (In Taiwan)

Blams: 2610

Saves: 2840

Total B/P points: 5450

Total B/P points acquired today: 77

B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class(550 until next grade)

...You cant make a stat only post...

Daily Report for yesterday.
Blams: 3270
Saves: 1946
Total B/P points: 5216
Total B/P points acquired today: 76
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (784 until next grade)
B/P Rank: #596 (+6 move since last log)

I was able to make all those points because I got out of school yesterday at 11am, like today. I'll be online for the rest of today. Off to the portal, there's 16 UJ flashes.

Salute

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 13:46:56


STOLEN:

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/330086

Says the website it was taken from right on the video.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 14:21:37


At 8/8/06 10:08 AM, MeMB wrote: MeMB reporting for duty, sir! Only a mere 16 B/P points, willing to improve though. Serving over one year now, sir. I am a Photoshop veteran.

Hello there! To be a member of the Barracks, you must be of Elite Guard rank (1500+ B/P), but don't worry! Just keep on B/P'ing, and once you reach Security Guard you can apply at the NGPD (link in my sig). You can hang out there while you work your way up to Elite Guard.

If you have any other questions, feel free to PM me. I don't think you do, as you have some B/P points, so...stay the course! I look forward to seeing you return with a shiny blue badge! :salute:
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Okay, since I've made it clear that no stat posts are allowed...consider stat-only posts as spam, and should not be responded to. We don't need to clutter the place up with "stop doing that!" posts, now that it's been made clear that we're against it. If people choose to ignore JoS' warning, as well as my own...they're choosing to risk banning.

But I'd rather have JoS come back and ban a few people for stat-only posts, than have him get the whole thread locked due to bickering about it. So everyone has been warned. Just go about your business, and those that continue to ignore the new rule will eventually be dealt with.

:salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 18:53:35


Been a decent day over in the portal today so far. Some pretty funny movies came out.

Not much action in here though, eh? Where is everybody?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 19:04:25


Man, the Portal has become very active today.

At 8/8/06 06:53 PM, RSQViper wrote: Not much action in here though, eh?

Especially when you have 20+ flashes in the Portal, that are begging for votes.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 19:12:06


I've been multitasking between the portal, PM'ing people, and playing pokemon. XD

I saw a submission by XGen earlier, awesome possum. My fave XGen game is still Motherload, though. I can play that game for hours...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 19:37:11


STOLEN: a pirate is free

ORIGINAL:
A Pirate Is Free

He even gives the website in his comments.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 19:41:45


How can I join the guard sirs.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 20:00:18


At 8/8/06 07:41 PM, FlurpMonkey wrote: How can I join the guard sirs.

To join, you must be of Elite Guard rank (1500+ B/P points). I see you have a handful of points already, so you seem to know how to get them.

When you reach Security Guard (200 B/P), you can apply to the NGPD (link in my sig), and work towards Elite Guard there.

So if you want to join up with us, get back on the portal and continue to rack up B/P points!

---Barracks Recruitment Officer Major General Firestorm


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 20:16:44


alright, im finally back home from working on a campaign in philly! it seems like its been forever. big thanks up front to joker for depositing for me.

i had limited internet access while away, but when i tried to load any newgrounds submissions they each nearly crashed the computer, so i just read through some topics and stayed caught up on barracks events.

obviously no b/p points yet this week, but hopefully things will be strong tonight so i dont miss to much. ill be a colonel very soon, probably thursday or friday. ill finally have something to be proud of again.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-08 21:34:53


ehm ... im soo bored! What are you doing when you are bored? I mean , nothing to do on NG , nothing on tv , no friend on msn , and its 10 o'clock. I think ill go to bed .... lol


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 00:05:31


Day's end report:

122 points. Eh...that's not so good. I slept in til 2 in the afternoon. Sigh.
I hope it gets more active soon. Today had its good times...but eh. I want to see some crazy action. Like a tasty 150+ day...

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 01:06:35


At 8/8/06 06:01 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
and this morning i found that i have been promoted to Elite Guard Corporal. ive been on Newgrounds for 51 days. not bad if i do say so my self.

Congrats on the promotion e-v. And that's a pretty good daily pace you have there too, who knows how far you'll be in a month or 6 months whatever. Good luck.

At 8/8/06 10:08 AM, MeMB wrote:
MeMB reporting for duty, sir! Only a mere 16 B/P points, willing to improve though. Serving over one year now, sir.

I see you've gained a few b/p since then, good to see. Anyway hopefully you can one day join the Barracks. =)

I am a Photoshop veteran.

Submit your photoshops to Retrogade, it's very similiar to submitting flash to Newgrounds...

At 8/8/06 11:10 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Wow! Welcome back!

Thank you sir!

At 8/8/06 11:54 AM, ever-vigilant wrote:
crap. i see what you mean. where can i find this Wi/Ht forum?

The thread he was talking about was the Top 300 b/p listthat's in the Wi/Ht forum, it's updated every Saturday by Denvish. You still have a long way to go but at your pace you should make it much quicker then most people. =)

At 8/8/06 07:12 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
My fave XGen game is still Motherload, though. I can play that game for hours...

Heh I used to play that game all the time, it's kinda addicting just digging and digging...

At 8/8/06 09:34 PM, -AAF- wrote:
ehm ... im soo bored! What are you doing when you are bored?

Go wank?

Heh I dunno maybe something productive... like push-ups or something. =P

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End of Day: 62 b/p

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 02:10:17


At 8/9/06 12:05 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

122 points. Eh...that's not so good. I slept in til 2 in the afternoon. Sigh.
I hope it gets more active soon. Today had its good times...but eh. I want to see some crazy action. Like a tasty 150+ day...

Back to the portal! Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Slash please you B/P like I flag abusive reviews. you get High numbers always when you are focused.

here is my end of the day report

B/P 10
flags per day 750 :(

I am slowing down in my flagging for now but I will speed up as for my B/P I do what I can sadly in less then a week Massvoting will prevent anything crappy from being balmed if you know what I mean >_< well good night Lady and gentlemen.

P.S I got the memo about Stat posts. so remember people No more just stat posts ^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 02:47:16


Update
Blams:5958
Saves:2977
Total Blam/Protection points:8935
Total Blam/Protection points acquired today:63
565 more points until next upgrade.
Sorry for not posting my Updates lately, I've been on vacation. The reason for not getting that much points today is because I got back at around 4:30 in the afternoon. Hopefully I will get back to my daily routine tommorrow. I would like to thank Joker_ADT once again for depositing for me while I was gone. Thanks man it helped a lot!

~Hemlok~


Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 03:04:57


Major_punk

This is obviously quite overdue, but welcome back sir. It has been quite some time since we have seen you. I assume that your absence did you some good? I of course hope that you plan to be around reguarly. Having some old members coming through is quite nice to see. Clock day ought to catch you back up.
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Has anyone seen or heard from Phantom? I have not seen him for a long while now. The last I heard he was waiting for his computer issues to be solved. I have not been on AIM so i thought maybe somone else had talked to him.


|NGSM|NGM|EGB|NGPD|DA|Sig by - CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 05:31:21


Here is an idiot for you. The tittle says all that is needed. "Found on limewire" should tell you where the original file is. He also stated in his comments that he did not make the flash. Easy points here guys. Have fun.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 05:54:26


At 8/9/06 05:31 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Here is an idiot for you.

Whistled.

Report for yesterday

Blams: 3297
Saves: 1970
Total B/P points: 5267
Total B/P points acquired today: 51
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (733 until next grade)
B/P Rank: #588 (+8 move since last log)

Damnit today is my first FULL day of school. I'll be out at 1350 hours and should arrive at my house at around 1420. Then I'll be back to protect the portal :P

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 07:15:40


At 8/8/06 09:16 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 8/8/06 Report - As of 0815 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #450 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 4136 +7 from yesterday
Saves: 2404 +2 from yesterday
Total: 6540 +9 from yesterday
Next Rank: 460 points until Sergeant Major

8/9/06 Report - As of 0645 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #450 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 4138 +2 from yesterday
Saves: 2412 +8 from yesterday
Total: 6550 +10 from yesterday
Next Rank: 450 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 07:47:41


Blams: 6060
Saves: 3909
Total B/P points: 9969
Total B/P points acquired today: 67

Well, kind of slow yesterday, but I went out last night, so that's why I didn't get a lot more.


S&Box, the gameĀ Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 08:37:54


Coop83 Report 09.08.06
Blams: 10,117 (+10)
Saves: 4,664 (+17)
Total: 14,781 (+27)

I'm closing on the 2:1, but I can't afford to fall behind the pace. I need to flesh it out with more saves if possible, but some blams wouldn't go amiss

At 8/8/06 11:54 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: crap. i see what you mean. where can i find this Wi/Ht forum?
e-v

I believe Major_punk sorted you out with a link, so happy hunting.

I found a funny flash today about Hobbits I hope you like it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 12:59:22


At 8/9/06 03:04 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Major_punk
This is obviously quite overdue, but welcome back sir. It has been quite some time since we have seen you.

Thanks Turkeybean, and yeah it has been a fairly long time. Alot of new members I'm not familiar with yet. =/

I assume that your absence did you some good?

Yeah definately, I met a girl here and to be honest I've always been a little shy when it comes to females but since I met her the ice has been shattered. It's too bad I have to leave her behind though. ;_;
Also I don't mean to sound like a fag when I say this but I've had a lot of time to think... about life and everything, it's amazing how much watching the sunset on the coast with a joint can clear your mind. =P

I of course hope that you plan to be around reguarly.

I'll be around probibly as much as I was before, but this week will be unusually busy for me as I have to fly from St Johns to Toronto this Friday, then Saturday I'm going to Warped Tour, and Sunday I'm going to a wedding but after those few days everything will be back to normal. =)

Having some old members coming through is quite nice to see. Clock day ought to catch you back up.

Only 6 days away! I'll be staying up the 24 hours through Clock Day, anyone else planning this?

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Has anyone seen or heard from Phantom? I have not seen him for a long while.

Still computer problems, I hope it gets fixed before Clock Day.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 14:22:15


I have not been in here of Ng in general for a week or so and I don't think i will be back for another week at the earliest..... had some problems getting hold of a computer since I am no longer living with my parents. Anyway I will get on for clock day if I have to steal a computer.... Just telling you why I will be away.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 15:39:10


99.9% sure this is stolen

but I cant find the original :[


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 16:19:13


At 8/9/06 03:39 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: 99.9% sure this is stolen

but I cant find the original :[

I don't think it will matter because I think it will get blammed.

Not sure though.

Xbox Live Gamertag: POTM

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-08-09 16:21:28


wow you people do have lives :\