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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 12:00:00


hahahaha! thats funny!
What he did exactly to get you angry enough to kick his ass ?!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 12:13:28


At 7/30/06 12:00 PM, -AAF- wrote: hahahaha! thats funny!
What he did exactly to get you angry enough to kick his ass ?!

Well, other than a month of pent-up rage at him being an ass to my best friend, who has no relationship experience and doesn't realize how much of a fucking prick he is...he tried to accuse me of being the one e-raping him on a daily basis for the past week (in reality, I DO know who it is, but I'm not involved). As in sending him mocking ims and e-mails and through Myspace (he abuses Myspace all the time, because he doesn't care if his accounts are deleted, lol) and such. And he told my friend about it and said he KNEW it was me.

Which he has no proof of...he can't, as it wasn't me. But my friend, who loves this asshat for some reason, believes HIM, and is pissed at me. He then tried to instant message me and gloat, and block me before I could respond. Which was the last fuckin' straw. So I decided to play hunt-him-down-with-my-billion-alt-screen-n
ames, to show him what I COULD do if I really wanted. Heh. Eventually I bored of it (heh, I wasn't anywhere close to running out of alts, though)...and so I decided to make my little public poem.

No one talks down to me. No one lies to my friends. And no one fucking brainwashes them into being servile bitches for them. And if I have to kick his ass all over the internet AND real life to teach him this lesson, so be it.

:fiendish grin: I wonder how he'll react when he realizes I've got his home address and phone number, due to my creepy abilities and contacts. I'm tempted to try the old-school order-pizza thing, but I'm fairly certain most establishments have caller ID by now, lol.

My friend is probably going to be pissed. But I have the comfort of knowing all of my friends agree with me on this, and she'll hopefully see the light soon.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 12:38:04


hahaha thats cool. I remember seeing a website where you give you e-mail , the e-mail of the other guy and a message. It will send like 1000 times the message :D If I remember the site ill give you a pm ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 13:44:11


so... no one remembers me? XD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 13:46:14


At 7/30/06 01:44 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: so... no one remembers me? XD

Chain-Linked-Asylum... Formerly Crux/The Tower Reversed/The Sex Warrior?? Nope, never heard of you.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 13:56:36


At 7/30/06 01:44 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: so... no one remembers me? XD

Well hello there, Sergeant Major! Nice to have you join us! First up, read the Barracks FAQ. Then, if you don't have any questions, sign up and make a thread in the Recruitment Center, so Chief Barracks Officer EagleRock can get you registered.

Welcome aboard! :salute:
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LOL i am just dickin around, of course i remember you

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 14:25:21


At 7/30/06 01:46 PM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 7/30/06 01:44 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: so... no one remembers me? XD
The Sex Warrior

mmmh , im new here so no I dont remember you ... but you sound interesting ;)

:salute with respect


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 14:42:04


At 7/30/06 01:44 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: so... no one remembers me? XD

psh...no. you must be new or something.

come on crux (easier to spell). pretty much everyone here remembers you. its not like you were gone THAT long. you need to hurry up and try to get prap. and a gold badge. your so close.

also, on behalf of metaldart, he would like to reques agent_smith's account. in a pm he stated that he wanted to take over for the soon departed, so i thought id help him out and post since he cant.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 20:54:44


At 7/30/06 03:04 AM, _Legend_ wrote: well, good luck with the blamming.

It has certainly been a while since we have seen you around. I assume thngs are going well for you? Iam sure you do not plan on staying long, but it is good to see you none the less. You were quite active in your prime. You taught me a lot. It is good to know you have not left newgrounds. Try and pop in again eh.


At 7/30/06 04:08 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: On another note, I advise all Barracks members to adjust their profile settings so they won't be made into portal buddies against their will.

I take it there i a story behind that one. That is a good tip. Thank you for the heads up. With the upcoming clock day, I am sure somone will eventually think of adding us to their poor flash. That is the last thing most of us want to be associated with. One question though, can you delete yourself as a co-author?


At 7/30/06 01:44 PM, ChaiN-LinKed-AsYluM wrote: so... no one remembers me? XD

Another old face coming in for a visit? Where have you been? We have not seen you since your las name change. With the events of before,I hope things are okay with you. You should try and stop in more often. Let us know your alive. So what hve you been doing with your time?


At 7/30/06 02:42 PM, worldfamous wrote: also, on behalf of metaldart, he would like to reques agent_smith's account. in a pm he stated that he wanted to take over for the soon departed, so i thought id help him out and post since he cant.

-MetalDart-'s ban should be up pretty soon here shouldn't it? Ithought he only had aday and hours to go. There isa good chance I am just confused. He told me too that he was intrested in Agent_Smith_'s account. It isn't bad at all. Good B/P, reviews, and sign up date.


At 7/30/06 06:50 PM, jn- wrote: you are all a bunch of faggots

And you have a crap sig. Do you have a point here or are you just stopping by to show of your cat? Either way, please leave. We do not need people like you around here. We have more important matters to attend to. Like talking about mindless users with no clue as how to act onthe BBS. Bye.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 21:20:54


At 7/30/06 08:54 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 7/30/06 04:08 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: On another note, I advise all Barracks members to adjust their profile settings so they won't be made into portal buddies against their will.
I take it there i a story behind that one. That is a good tip. Thank you for the heads up. With the upcoming clock day, I am sure somone will eventually think of adding us to their poor flash. That is the last thing most of us want to be associated with. One question though, can you delete yourself as a co-author?

Not really. I've seen some Newgrounders being linked to the Sunshine movies that I doubt would intentionally buddy with them. Now, I don't criticize people for being a part of movies, as long as they don't break the rules; but it's always smart to control what your name is attached to.

There doesn't seem to be a "Accept all requests" option anymore though...hm. Still, if you haven't looked in a while, everyone should check their portal buddies and see if anyone friended you without your knowledge. You can delete them, and yourself as co-author, that way.

we don't respond to spam.

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 21:47:50


Daily Report:

Yesterday: 1497
Today: 1518
Gained 21
(482) to next level

*sighs* damn I'm slow


Charlie: I'm about to show you the white-hot cream of an 8th grade boy.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 21:59:53


At 7/30/06 08:54 PM, Turkeybean wrote: -MetalDart-'s ban should be up pretty soon here shouldn't it? Ithought he only had aday and hours to go. There isa good chance I am just confused. He told me too that he was intrested in Agent_Smith_'s account. It isn't bad at all. Good B/P, reviews, and sign up date.

you could be right. he never told me the length. only told me the reasoning. but your right, his profile isnt too shabby. he should auction it off to some of the low-level users. see who wants to pay to cheat. would have made things much easier for me :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 22:49:58


At 7/30/06 09:20 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Not really. I've seen some Newgrounders being linked to the Sunshine movies that I doubt would intentionally buddy with them. Now, I don't criticize people for being a part of movies, as long as they don't break the rules; but it's always smart to control what your name is attached to.

That is very true. Somtimes, you just cannot do anything about t though. Phantom and I were joined in a colab by a past spammer. All we had was our names in the comments and buttons in the flash, but still very annoying. Having our names directly linked to it would hae been much worse.


There doesn't seem to be a "Accept all requests" option anymore though...hm. Still, if you haven't looked in a while, everyone should check their portal buddies and see if anyone friended you without your knowledge. You can delete them, and yourself as co-author, that way.

Good to know. Personally, I want to make flash. I have no skill though. I have tried half-heartedly with little result. When I get more time I will have to put some major effort in. It is surprising that people can co-author somone so easily. There should be some type of verification process to go through. Just a little odd.


we don't respond to spam.

Of course sir. I apologize. Itry to make it a point not to respond to spam, but now and then I find myself typing a reply. I will be sure to cut it out.


At 7/30/06 09:59 PM, worldfamous wrote:

...but your right, his profile isnt too shabby. he should auction it off to some of the low-level users. see who wants to pay to cheat. would have made things much easier for me :P

It would have been even better if all deposits had been made. It would have made him somewhere around lvl. 15 Ithink. Now that would have really got people going. An auction isn't a bad idea. I am sure there is a complete noob out there very willing. That would be a sad way to see an account go though. I don't think anyone should ever actually do it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 23:00:07


At 7/30/06 08:54 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
And you have a crap sig. Do you have a point here or are you just stopping by to show of your cat? Either way, please leave. We do not need people like you around here. We have more important matters to attend to. Like talking about mindless users with no clue as how to act onthe BBS. Bye.

Turkeybean you know better then that! you know we don't respond to spammers just let him say hat he wants and be with it. responding to idiots like that only gives then what they want attention and by feeding them what they want they may continue to spam us. please just PM a mod and let them know what is going on instead of replying to the spammer ok?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 23:13:50


Daily Report For 7/30

Blams: 1,727 crappy entries.
Saves: 1,274 quality entries.
Total B/P points: 3001
Total B/P points acquired today: 90
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant ( Woot! Got a rank! )
Ranked # 1,162 out of 1,053,482 users

+ I still have 15 aniamtion under judgement that I voted on!

{-}Salute{-}


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-30 23:49:21


Maybe I'm just paranoid but there's a lot of users without profiles in the General forum and some of the names are taking shots at the mods... I got a weird feeling about that...


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:00:35


At 7/30/06 11:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Maybe I'm just paranoid but there's a lot of users without profiles in the General forum and some of the names are taking shots at the mods... I got a weird feeling about that...

Some idiots decided to spam the BBS general with crappy alts. nothing special the mods will get the last laugh on those idiots though

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:04:17


At 7/31/06 12:00 AM, Washu-Chan wrote:

Some idiots decided to spam the BBS general with crappy alts. nothing special the mods will get the last laugh on those idiots though.

More than likely, yes. Washu-Chan? Personally I preffered Littlewashu but whatever.

End Of Day Report...

Blams: 12285
Saves: 6994
Total B/P points: 19279
Total B/P points acquired today: 102

Congrats to -AAF- on making Elite Guard Sergeant.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:05:59


Day's end report:

155 points. Not bad...not bad at all. Could be better...but satisfactory. I'm sure I'll eventually become used to long B/P runs again and pull this off often.

lol, remember how I said I'd only be on a few hours a day? I changed my mind on that pretty quick...I'm such a horrible nerd. :'(

At 7/30/06 11:49 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Maybe I'm just paranoid but there's a lot of users without profiles in the General forum and some of the names are taking shots at the mods... I got a weird feeling about that...

We had one here, although his charming link was deleted.

I'd like to take this time to remind all members, new and old, that we do NOT respond to spammers. I assure you, if spam gets bad enough, me, or Joker, or Ghost_Phantom, or Eagle, or another high-up member will contact a mod. One or more of us is almost always on at any given time. We don't need pointless posts, or for every Barracks member to contact a different mod and piss them off.

Worst case scenario, the posts aren't deleted...but they're left behind when the page changes. What we don't need is pointless bickering with spammers that spread over multiple pages.

So if it happens, just ignore it.

Ghost_Phantom, we should add the no-response policy into the FAQ...maybe in bold letters, lol...so everyone knows about it (or should if they read the FAQ...) so we don't need to keep repeating it for new members.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:07:31


Daily Report 7/30/06

Blams: 10,541 (+77)
Saves: 6,285 (+53)
Total: 16,826 (+130)

Reviews=3
Responses=2


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:08:39


End of Day Report for 7-30-06

Blams: 2708
Saves: 1354
Total B/P points: 4062
Total B/P points acquired today: 87
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (938 until next grade)

Some may argue that it's not much, but for me it isn't bad...days I get more than 80 b/p points and it served the purpose...I reached EG Staff Sergeant today!

Congrats to AAF for making EG Sergeant! It's always good to see others go up in rank, too.

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:09:43


I just hit Sergeant Major yesterday. One more rank and I'm an officier.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:09:53


Daily Report 7/30:

Start: 23,300 blams. 8,453 saves.
End: 23,335 blams. 8,469 saves.
Overall: 35 blams. 16 saves. (Total: 51)

Total b/p: 31,804.

Salute.


Filler text.

Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:13:24


At 7/31/06 12:08 AM, arianna1 wrote:
Some may argue that it's not much, but for me it isn't bad...days I get more than 80 b/p points and it served the purpose...I reached EG Staff Sergeant today!

Getting 100 a day its no easy thing (and it makes you feel like a nerd) so the best thing is to do what you can and be happy with that... Congrats on reaching Eg Staff Sergeant.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:17:33


Combined Daily Report For 7/29/06 - 7/30/06

Start: 14,959 Blams/7,881 Saves
End: 15,081 Blams/7,959 Saves
Total: 122 Blams/78 Saves (200 Total)

Next Rank: 460 Until Lieutenant General

Congratulations to:
-AAF- for making Sergeant

Didn't do a report last night because I went to see a late showing of Pirates of the Caribbean and didn't get back until late. Therefore, I have combined yesterday's and today's total.

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:34:59


At 7/31/06 12:04 AM, pepeatumi wrote:
At 7/31/06 12:00 AM, Washu-Chan wrote:

Some idiots decided to spam the BBS general with crappy alts. nothing special the mods will get the last laugh on those idiots though.
More than likely, yes. Washu-Chan? Personally I preffered Littlewashu but whatever.

it means the same thing maybe one day I will change my name to Littleryoko or something like that

End Of Day Report...

Blams: 12285
Saves: 6994
Total B/P points: 19279
Total B/P points acquired today: 102

Nice haul couldn't get too much myself since I was out parting

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:46:11


daily report for 7/30

Blams: 10388
Saves: 6212
Total B/P points: 16600
Total B/P points acquired today: 62
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Lieutenant Colonel (900 until next grade)

meh. didnt stick around too long today. and i slept way in which always hurts the total for missing the morning leftovers. o well. tomorrow will be better. dentist appt will force me up earlier.

good luck to all

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 00:53:09


At 7/31/06 12:00 AM, Washu-Chan wrote:
More than likely, yes. Washu-Chan? Personally I preffered Littlewashu but whatever.
it means the same thing maybe one day I will change my name to Littleryoko or something like that

D:
The name change is horribabble
littlewashu wasn't even that bad, but this kinda sux imo

Blams: 4674
Saves: 2819
Total B/P points: 7493
Total B/P points acquired today: 63
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (507 until next grade)

Meh, I was out doing shit today :S


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 01:01:37


Since the NGSM is slowing down, and I'm bored out of my mind. Any of you guys want a sig? You could post what you want or PM me ^___^


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-31 01:04:40


I'm going to watch TV now until I fall asleep(around 4 or 5 am) cuz the portal is just too slow..

At 7/30/06 11:13 PM, -AAF- wrote: B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant ( Woot! Got a rank! )
At 7/31/06 12:08 AM, arianna1 wrote:
I reached EG Staff Sergeant today!
At 7/31/06 12:09 AM, Fat_and_Proud wrote: I just hit Sergeant Major yesterday. One more rank and I'm an officier.

Congratulations to the 3 of you.

Daily Report for the day before the last day of July :'( :'( :'( :'(

Blams: 2997
Saves: 1749
Total B/P points: 4746
Total B/P points acquired today: 61
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (254 until next grade)
B/P Rank: #659 (+14 move since last log)