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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 04:44:35


Daily report

Blams: 48
Saves: 40. Good, I want more and more saves.
Total B/P: 88
Saves until 10k: 450
Posts: 13
Reviews: 1. First time I've ever been above exactly 1k and I am sure I will lose another review soon.

At 7/14/06 04:22 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: It's not really something to be proud of. And if my parents saw that, it would goodbye to Newgrounds forever (maybe).

Which is why I try keeping Newgrounds a secret from my mum and dad.

At 7/15/06 03:27 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Great, and I was asleep. Gay time zones.

Heh, why can't the time be all the same everywhere in this world? It would make things a hell lot easier.

At 7/15/06 03:59 AM, DashNCrash wrote: At the rate I'm going, it's going to be a while, before I reach 33,333 b/p. :(

I will be at 33333 quite soon.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 06:13:18


Daily Report for 7/14

Blams: 2397
Saves: 1344
Total B/P points: 3741
Total B/P points acquired today: 117
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (259 until next grade)
B/P Rank: #897 (+18 move since last log move since last log)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 06:14:53


Coop83 Report 15.07.06
Blams: 9,563 (+63)
Saves: 4,307 (+37)
Total: 13,870 (+100)
Points to EG Major: 130

That was, without a doubt, my best ever day on NG. I've put in 50s and even 70s for a day, but never reached the plateau of three figures.

At 7/14/06 04:23 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Then thank the good lord, that is the last thing you ever want to see. Trust me.

Worse than tubgirl? [WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!]

At 7/14/06 06:11 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: If you must know, it's a video. Of a man, jerking off and...finishing, but has an abnormally large scrotum. Sick sick stuff. You do not want to see that horror... If you see anything the size of 247.3 KB movie, don't watch, just flag it. Screw the innocent ones.

Oh, I've flagged two of those. It's not as bad as tubgirl. [WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!]

At 7/15/06 12:27 AM, worldfamous wrote:
At 7/15/06 12:22 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:
It'll also be a suprise to Dream of Duke as well.
isnt he in china or something?

No, he's just of Chinese extract


Will it ever end. Yes, all human endeavour is pointless ~ Bill Bailey

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 07:51:54


Blams: 5008
Saves: 3047
Total B/P points: 8055
Total B/P points acquired today: 91
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Praporshchik (1445 until next grade)

Cool...5000 blams. Also got that badge yesterday.


S&Box, the gameĀ Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 10:49:54


Say hello to... *reads badge* .. Elite Guard Second Lieutenant -Casualty-!


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 11:16:22


At 7/15/06 10:49 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Say hello to... *reads badge* .. Elite Guard Second Lieutenant -Casualty-!

Congrats Casualty! You can finally read! I mean... erm.. congrats on the new badge. :P


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 11:23:34


At 7/15/06 10:49 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Say hello to... *reads badge* .. Elite Guard Second Lieutenant -Casualty-!

Congratulations man

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 11:34:46


STOLEN ALERT
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/325160

Author even admitted he didn't make it. lol


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 11:49:32


At 7/15/06 10:49 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Say hello to... *reads badge* .. Elite Guard Second Lieutenant -Casualty-!

Congrats. That must be nice to have made. Nice to see you keeping up with it. Now, all you have to do is try and remember who you are. I don't think the next time you try to stop somone they are going to wait while you try and read your badge. Good luck on the next one.


|NGSM|NGM|EGB|NGPD|DA|Sig by - CagedSilhouette

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 12:27:30


At 7/15/06 11:49 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 7/15/06 10:49 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Say hello to... *reads badge* .. Elite Guard Second Lieutenant -Casualty-!
Congrats. That must be nice to have made. Nice to see you keeping up with it. Now, all you have to do is try and remember who you are. Good luck on the next one.

k, I'll say it 50 times before I go to sleep, every day. Thanks!

At 7/15/06 11:23 AM, El_Master wrote: Congratulations man

Thanks dude!

At 7/15/06 11:16 AM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 7/15/06 10:49 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Say hello to... *reads badge* .. Elite Guard Second Lieutenant -Casualty-!
Congrats Casualty! You can finally read! I mean... erm.. congrats on the new badge. :P

I never remember what name the grade I have has :S


BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 12:51:33


At 7/15/06 02:36 AM, madknt wrote:
At 7/15/06 02:28 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: There is a point.
theres still no point, always "free blam points" is the worst expression ive ever heard..
all blam points are "free"
if your paying for blam points, quit now.
also, half these bloody repent things will probably get through..
with the amount of people submitting them and im guessing also voting on them..
but yeah.. meh..

Lolnotheywont(didn't).
Clock Crew day is on August 15th, and they're warning us a month early, duh? :P


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 12:56:01


At 7/15/06 12:51 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
At 7/15/06 02:36 AM, madknt wrote:
At 7/15/06 02:28 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: There is a point.
theres still no point, always "free blam points" is the worst expression ive ever heard..
all blam points are "free"
if your paying for blam points, quit now.
also, half these bloody repent things will probably get through..
with the amount of people submitting them and im guessing also voting on them..
but yeah.. meh..
Lolnotheywont(didn't).
Clock Crew day is on August 15th, and they're warning us a month early, duh? :P

I already knew that I got my calender marked for it I still think it was pointless to send in that crap though.

clock here we come

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 13:18:08


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 13:21:14


At 7/15/06 01:18 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: We have one new member to the list and one reactive member is on the list as well.

Damn. Some of you guys are like fucking machines. O_o
Still, I did pretty well with 600 B/P. I am just amazed that Joker is in the top 50, is only level 11, AND did this in less than a year.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 13:28:41


There's a slight mistake.. I have more B/P than Dream of Duke but he's ranked ahead of me... I'm actually surprisedI was so close to 800 I expected about 600 or something like that.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 14:16:25


At 7/15/06 01:21 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Damn. Some of you guys are like fucking machines. O_o
Still, I did pretty well with 600 B/P. I am just amazed that Joker is in the top 50, is only level 11, AND did this in less than a year.

yea there are some pretty insane people here. i remember when slash was around getting that many all the time too. pretty intense.

i think i have a chance to make it by the end of the year. id have to push really hard to make it, but its possible. if not then i should be ther come february. id still say thats a pretty good pace.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 14:18:33


At 7/15/06 01:21 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 7/15/06 01:18 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: We have one new member to the list and one reactive member is on the list as well.
Damn. Some of you guys are like fucking machines. O_o
Still, I did pretty well with 600 B/P. I am just amazed that Joker is in the top 50, is only level 11, AND did this in less than a year.

I got to the top 50 in 326 days! I wonder what rank I'll be when my account is a year old?

At 7/15/06 01:28 PM, pepeatumi wrote: There's a slight mistake.. I have more B/P than Dream of Duke but he's ranked ahead of me... I'm actually surprisedI was so close to 800 I expected about 600 or something like that.

My bad it's fixed now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 14:36:09


Call me lucky, but today is the first time in over 10 months I'm actually sick. On the one day I needed to stay alert.

Irony, thou name is Phantom. <_<


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 14:53:43


At 7/15/06 02:36 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: On the one day I needed to stay alert.

Why? Whats up today?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 15:02:27


At 7/15/06 02:53 PM, El_Master wrote: Why? Whats up today?

Bunch of personal stuff, lets just say some one looking forward to an important call didn't really get it on time. But I am justified by sweating from places I didn't know could and a feeling of large axe through my head. If it wasn't for meds ( my house is like the local drug store when it comes to meds ) I'd be bashing my head against the wall to relieve the pressure. But I'm better now, Thanks for asking.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 15:07:53


At 7/15/06 01:18 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: We have one new member to the list and one reactive member is on the list as well.

I should be higher than IM_KOOL_R_U. :P And ~X~ is new? Nah, must be Foxphere. Sorry about pointing out the errors there, but fine update anyway.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 15:15:47


At 7/15/06 03:07 PM, Bahamut- wrote: I should be higher than IM_KOOL_R_U. :P And ~X~ is new? Nah, must be Foxphere. Sorry about pointing out the errors there, but fine update anyway.

Well. I can explain about ~X~, he was removed from the roster only due to inactivity, seconds later ~X~ comes back and turns active. He is returned to the roster but because of the time he wasn't active and removed no points were recorded, thus he must be registered as new for one week.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 15:26:10


At 7/15/06 03:07 PM, Bahamut- wrote:
At 7/15/06 01:18 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: We have one new member to the list and one reactive member is on the list as well.
I should be higher than IM_KOOL_R_U. :P

It's been fixed

And ~X~ is new? Nah, must be Foxphere.

Nope ~X~ was inactive and started to post here again which is why his gain is new.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 15:40:28


Sorry this ones a liitle late but I've been pretty freakin busy
Daily report for 7/14

Blams:2700+87(2787)
Saves: 587+16(603)
Total B/P points: 3287+(2803)
Total B/P points acquired today: 103
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant ( 197 (at thi rate 2 days) until next grade)
Posts:1091+ 36 (1127)
Reviews: 206+14 (220)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 15:56:34


At 7/15/06 01:18 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: We have one new member to the list and one reactive member is on the list as well.

My name links to Bahamut-'s profile, and his name links to my profile. Otherwise, good list.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 15:58:36


At 7/15/06 03:56 PM, Andersson wrote: My name links to Bahamut-'s profile, and his name links to my profile. Otherwise, good list.

Yeah, that happened before a lot, I thought you two swapped details again but it were just bad links... Joker, don't be slippin' ;-)


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 16:06:54


At 7/15/06 03:58 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Yeah, that happened before a lot, I thought you two swapped details again but it were just bad links... Joker, don't be slippin' ;-)

Haha, yeah well me and Bahamut- are basicly the same person so why wouldn't we be hard to differ? XP

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 16:39:53


Sergeant Old Style Reporting for Duty SIR!!! If i keep it up i will get a promotion SIR!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 17:11:49


At 7/15/06 01:18 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: We have one new member to the list and one reactive member is on the list as well.

ouch,I'm number 44,but I'll catch up real fast as long as I keep up my 80 B/P points a day

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-15 17:40:13


At 7/15/06 04:39 PM, Old_Style_Clock wrote: Sergeant Old Style Reporting for Duty SIR!!! If i keep it up i will get a promotion SIR!!!

Welcome Sergeant, first read and sign the Barracks FAQ. And come back to grab your bunk and get started.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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