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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 01:13:49


Phantom

Things have certainly changes since I saw you last. Congratulations on your promotion to Elite Guard Barracks Second in Command. That is certainly quite the feat. I guess I actually have to listen to you now eh? That will be great man. You sure deserve it. You have worked extremly hard in this place. You have put a lot of time and effort in here, so great work and thank you.


-TheThwomp-

Elite Guard Supreme Commander? I am starting to worry about you. I think you need to be sent on vacation. Take a sick day, a red holiday, somthing. Congratulations all and all though. Must have been fun. Are you planning to go to disney land or anything?


At 7/2/06 09:44 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Who challenges me to a B/P level up?

Yeah, I'll get right on that. Hey look! I just got a blam point! I am so going to win. Yeah, you should be very afraid.


Well I finally took the time to make a list of inactive members!

o.O That is a lot of inactive members. Hmm, I will see if I can get a hold of -thinney- and see what is going on with him. As for the rest, meh. They will probably show up sooner or later. Nice list though, thanks for the work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 01:27:52


At 7/2/06 09:44 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Name with a link to there profile and there last post in the barracks.

Wow I didnt know there were so much inactive people.

Daily Report 7/2
Blams: 1854
Saves: 984
Total B/P points: 2838
Total B/P points acquired today: 72
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Corporal (162 until next grade)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 01:51:33


At 7/2/06 11:07 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Refreshing 4 hours of sleep, and now to work, "ra_w" is an odd decesion, but I am letting it slide on a first offence with a warnning. "Iamrecognized" must first read the FAQ despite the seomwhat funny mix up Joker had. And Pepeatumi, about your worries, worry more.

I know that I have to be an Elite Gaurd Private to get in. That is why I said:

I just made BP Captain, and hope to join up here as soon as I make Private , Sir!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 02:11:39


At 7/3/06 01:13 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 7/2/06 09:44 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Who challenges me to a B/P level up?
Yeah, I'll get right on that. Hey look! I just got a blam point! I am so going to win. Yeah, you should be very afraid.

lol I didn't make the challenge Ryan did.

Nice list though, thanks for the work.

Just doing my job.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 03:21:06


End of Day Report for 7-02-06

Blams: 1549 (+19)
Saves: 690 (+17)

Total: 2239 (+36)

current badge: EG Private First Class
need +261 for next rank

Congrats to Thwomp for making EG Supreme Commander

Congrats to Ghost-Phantom for being named Second in Command in the Barracks

Both of you set quite a high standard for the rest to follow.

Good hunting, whether slow in the Portal or not.

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 03:40:05


At 7/3/06 01:13 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Things have certainly changes since I saw you last.

Maybe if you came aronud more often *big hint*

Congratulations on your promotion to Elite Guard Barracks Second in Command. That is certainly quite the feat. I guess I actually have to listen to you now eh?

Afriad so, but I'm gonna have fun with this first, I like abusing power.

That will be great man. You sure deserve it. You have worked extremly hard in this place. You have put a lot of time and effort in here, so great work and thank you.

No problem, since I'm a B/P addict, might as well make the best out of it right?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 03:40:22


At 7/3/06 01:13 AM, Turkeybean wrote:
-TheThwomp-
Elite Guard Supreme Commander? I am starting to worry about you. I think you need to be sent on vacation.

I'll be thinking about it. ;)

At 7/3/06 03:21 AM, arianna1 wrote: Congrats to Thwomp for making EG Supreme Commander

Thanks.

Also:

Stolen:
http://www.newground..m/portal/view/322615

Real:
http://joesparks.shockwave.com/


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 03:40:33


Hey guys!
It me LittleWashu!!!

Adam Phillips just submitted a new Bitey flash!

You cant see it though, cause I flagged it yup yup yup!

Bitey's head looks too much like a bull testicle to me, so I deemed it innapropriate and flagged it!
And now Adam Phillips is banned! Arent you all so proud of me?

I also went and marked all the reviews for "There She Is" abusive, because I dont like that flash and the review mods only listen to me lol. Those people with no taste are in for a stinky surprise when they find I got them review banned lol.

I gots a gold whistle!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 03:50:22


At 7/3/06 03:40 AM, SmallWashu wrote: Hey guys!
It me LittleWashu!!!

Well sorry washu, you are about to have a nasty encounter with Sarai, rest in peace.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 04:01:49


daily report for 7/2
Blams: 9725
Saves: 5648
Total B/P points: 15373
B/P points acquired on 07/02/06: 72
Points until next badge: 127

not a bad day again, with my being gone for much of it. had lots of necessary yardwork. today is starting well, with bunches of flashes under judgment already. when i wake up, ill have a good start on b/ping. next rank up will be tomorrow. then come the 2000 point gaps. im really, truly excited.

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good luck to everyone.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 04:02:36


At 7/3/06 03:50 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/3/06 03:40 AM, SmallWashu wrote: Hey guys!
It me LittleWashu!!!
Well sorry washu, you are about to have a nasty encounter with Sarai, rest in peace.

you shouldnt tattle.

its not nice.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 04:11:53


At 7/3/06 04:02 AM, SmallWashu wrote:
At 7/3/06 03:50 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/3/06 03:40 AM, SmallWashu wrote: Hey guys!
It me LittleWashu!!!
Well sorry washu, you are about to have a nasty encounter with Sarai, rest in peace.
you shouldnt tattle.

its not nice.

And you shouldn't pretend to be a forum member who is in much higher standing than you. Bye bye.

Also, I bet you've got a nice high level 9 - 12 account somewhere, I suggest you wait for that one to be unbanned before posting again, or you'll lose it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 04:35:37


Hey guys, i'm back but only to say that this entry is stolen from this website...you know what to do.


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 04:51:23


At 7/3/06 04:35 AM, -dng- wrote: Hey guys, i'm back but only to say that this entry is stolen from this website...you know what to do.

Whistle :)
Going to sleep now, be back at about 3pm ;)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 06:19:01


At 7/2/06 07:03 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/2/06 Report - As of 0635 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #464 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3956 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2262 unchanged from yesterday
Next Rank: 782 points until Sergeant Major

7/3/06 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #465 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3959 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2265 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 776 points until Sergeant Major


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 07:40:02


Blams: 4589
Saves: 2736
Total B/P points: 7325
Total B/P points acquired today: 22
B/P Rank: #391 (-1 move since last log)

I hate going down in rank, but I'm really trying to get 2k reviews before my 1 year NG birthday.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 10:51:24


Tomorrow I will have reached the top 300! Finally! I will be able to check my weekly progress easily thats to Denvish then.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 12:02:16


At 7/3/06 12:18 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
At 7/3/06 12:05 AM, EagleRock wrote:
Now I know! Thanks for your excellent work as usual, General!

I should have done it a long time ago but I couldn't motivate myself to do it!

LOL. The Internet is serious business.

But seriously, do whatever you can do. It's always been good.

At 7/3/06 01:51 AM, Iamrecognized wrote: I know that I have to be an Elite Gaurd Private to get in. That is why I said:

I just made BP Captain, and hope to join up here as soon as I make Private , Sir!

Well, we'll hopefully see you then.

Incidentally, I love the sig. Coming from a guy using a MacBook, I'm sure you know I agree.

At 7/3/06 03:50 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/3/06 03:40 AM, SmallWashu wrote: Hey guys!
It me LittleWashu!!!
Well sorry washu, you are about to have a nasty encounter with Sarai, rest in peace.

Haha...eloquently said. The "rest in peace" part especially makes you seem like a cross-breed between The Undertaker and The Terminator.

At 7/3/06 04:11 AM, Turandot wrote:
At 7/3/06 04:02 AM, SmallWashu wrote: you shouldnt tattle.

its not nice.
And you shouldn't pretend to be a forum member who is in much higher standing than you. Bye bye.

Also, I bet you've got a nice high level 9 - 12 account somewhere, I suggest you wait for that one to be unbanned before posting again, or you'll lose it.

Haha...thanks for your help! It is, as always, appreciated!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 12:04:24


Sorry for the double-post...
At 7/3/06 10:51 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Tomorrow I will have reached the top 300! Finally! I will be able to check my weekly progress easily thats to Denvish then.

Ahh, I just missed this...congrats to you! It's a lot of fun once you've made it to the top 300, especially at first. You're in prime position to get some excellent weekly rank changes. Enjoy them now, because you're lucky if you move up one spot a day once you're in the top 100...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 13:04:10


At 7/3/06 02:11 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: lol I didn't make the challenge Ryan did.

Afraid that my average of eight points a day will catch up with you eh? I see, you go ahead and pass the buck. ; )


Just doing my job.

Fair enough, great regardless. We havn't see an inactive list for quite some time. I was surpised to see it had grown to that point.


At 7/3/06 03:40 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Maybe if you came aronud more often *big hint*

Goes to hide in a corner. I understand sir. I know my absence here has been less than satisfactoy. You can know though that I do read everything that goes on here. I am on everyday to read what has been posted and stay up on what is going on. I do need to post more though and make my presence known. I will certainly see what I can do. Thank you for the push in the right direction.


Afriad so, but I'm gonna have fun with this first, I like abusing power.

You like abusing power? I didn't think you to be that type of person. Have fun with it man, like I said, you deserve it.


No problem, since I'm a B/P addict, might as well make the best out of it right?

See, now your thinking. I am sure you should be able to accomplish quite a bit. I know that Eagle puts a lot of trust into you as well as the rest of this barracks. I cannot think of a member here that does not hold a great dal of respect for you.


At 7/3/06 03:40 AM, -TheThwomp- wrote: I'll be thinking about it. ;)

Good to know the thought has crossed your mind. I do hope the vacation will not be too long though. No leaving newgrounds or anything like that. There are still plenty of people afraid of that thowmp.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 13:18:01


At 7/3/06 12:02 PM, EagleRock wrote: Haha…eloquently said. The “rest in peace” part especially makes you seem like a cross-breed between The Undertaker and The Terminator.

I do take that as a compliment, that makes me efficient, kill em’, burry em’. All in one machine :-)
But I always thought that cross-breed would say: “I’ll be back, you won’t”. Still appreciate the warm complement.

At 7/3/06 01:04 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Goes to hide in a corner. I understand sir. I know my absence here has been less than satisfactoy. You can know though that I do read everything that goes on here. I am on everyday to read what has been posted and stay up on what is going on. I do need to post more though and make my presence known. I will certainly see what I can do. Thank you for the push in the right direction.

You better, that’s an order *happy grin as he abuses his power for the first time*.

You like abusing power? I didn't think you to be that type of person. Have fun with it man, like I said, you deserve it.

Notice note above.

See, now your thinking. I am sure you should be able to accomplish quite a bit. I know that Eagle puts a lot of trust into you as well as the rest of this barracks. I cannot think of a member here that does not hold a great deal of respect for you.

You aren't making this very easy on me, when was the last time any one ever benefited from being told all the pressure on his shoulders.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 13:39:55


At 7/3/06 01:18 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
You better, that’s an order *happy grin as he abuses his power for the first time*.

Feels good to abuse power dosn't it? I figured it would only be a matter of time before you started. What has Eagle done. I imagine we are all in for it now.


You aren't making this very easy on me, when was the last time any one ever benefited from being told all the pressure on his shoulders.

If anyone can benifit from it that person will be you. You have never been known to crack under pressure. I have seen you almost excel and do more under pressure than otherwise not. So don't try to play me. I know most people would not be able to handle it, but you are not most people. You are the Elite Guard Barracks Second in Command.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 13:47:12


At 7/3/06 01:39 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Feels good to abuse power dosn't it? I figured it would only be a matter of time before you started. What has Eagle done. I imagine we are all in for it now.

Should have listened to my profile message *sigh*. Be thankful you aren't working in the mines yet.

If anyone can benifit from it that person will be you. You have never been known to crack under pressure. I have seen you almost excel and do more under pressure than otherwise not. So don't try to play me. I know most people would not be able to handle it, but you are not most people. You are the Elite Guard Barracks Second in Command.

Gee, why don't you just put me in an Iron maiden and have me figure out the space-time Continuum?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 13:56:34


At 7/3/06 01:04 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 7/3/06 02:11 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: lol I didn't make the challenge Ryan did.
Afraid that my average of eight points a day will catch up with you eh? I see, you go ahead and pass the buck. ; )

Just doing my job.
Fair enough, great regardless. We havn't see an inactive list for quite some time. I was surpised to see it had grown to that point.

So do you challenge me to a B/P level up? You have a lot less than 500 until next level up but I'll take you on!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 14:00:05


At 7/3/06 01:56 PM, RyanKajito wrote:
So do you challenge me to a B/P level up? You have a lot less than 500 until next level up but I'll take you on!

Why not. Even though I only have 286 to go you will probably still beat me. I have been really slow lately. Like I said, I have an average of about eight points per day. Best of luck, may the best man win, and all that competition fluff. It should be fun watching you beat me. Good luck Ryan.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 14:19:49


At 7/3/06 01:18 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 7/3/06 12:02 PM, EagleRock wrote: Haha…eloquently said. The “rest in peace” part especially makes you seem like a cross-breed between The Undertaker and The Terminator.
I do take that as a compliment, that makes me efficient, kill em’, burry em’. All in one machine :-)
But I always thought that cross-breed would say: “I’ll be back, you won’t”. Still appreciate the warm complement.

At 7/3/06 01:04 PM, Turkeybean wrote: You like abusing power? I didn't think you to be that type of person. Have fun with it man, like I said, you deserve it.
Notice note above.

LOL, where were you? However, might I add, Ghost_Phantom has tamed since he first came around. Whereas he used to be the "speak loud and mad" kinda guy, he has changed to the "act fast and add an action movie-style one-liner at the end of it." Perfect for administering justice.

See, now your thinking. I am sure you should be able to accomplish quite a bit. I know that Eagle puts a lot of trust into you as well as the rest of this barracks. I cannot think of a member here that does not hold a great deal of respect for you.
You aren't making this very easy on me, when was the last time any one ever benefited from being told all the pressure on his shoulders.

Ehh, what pressure? All you gotta do is do what you have done already...as the Relations Officer, you were pretty much in charge of dealing with the Barracks when I wasn't around ANYWAY...so I'm just making the title a bit more official. No pressure.

At 7/3/06 01:39 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 7/3/06 01:18 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
You better, that’s an order *happy grin as he abuses his power for the first time*.
Feels good to abuse power dosn't it? I figured it would only be a matter of time before you started. What has Eagle done. I imagine we are all in for it now.

Don't worry about it. Besdies, if I didn't trust him, I woudln't have given him the position.

Also, let's not forget that second-in-command isn't first in command. ;-)

If anyone can benifit from it that person will be you. You have never been known to crack under pressure. I have seen you almost excel and do more under pressure than otherwise not. So don't try to play me. I know most people would not be able to handle it, but you are not most people. You are the Elite Guard Barracks Second in Command.

Encoraging words, to say the least. And I still have to figure out what to hell to call the position. "Second in Command" just doesn't do it for me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 14:42:03


At 7/3/06 12:04 PM, EagleRock wrote: Ahh, I just missed this...congrats to you! It's a lot of fun once you've made it to the top 300, especially at first. You're in prime position to get some excellent weekly rank changes. Enjoy them now, because you're lucky if you move up one spot a day once you're in the top 100...

Yeah, I hope it'll go good, maybe it'll go better than normal thanks to summer holidays, but I will be quite busy...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 14:43:34


All these replies and nobody replied to my iron maiden comment? That was a good joke people, value it. But these are only jokes, I'm handling everything just fine, or at least that's what my shrinks keep saying.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-03 14:52:15


At 7/3/06 01:47 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Should have listened to my profile message *sigh*. Be thankful you aren't working in the mines yet.

I am awaiting my day that I may serve the unholy master in his quest to stip mine the earth. For as he tells me, it is the only way to really vanquish all of us of our sins. Without your guidance and teaching we may never be saved.


Gee, why don't you just put me in an Iron maiden and have me figure out the space-time Continuum?

You don't have that figured out yet? I put you out you in there days ago. I really expected more from you. I think Eagle and I might have to have a talk. You are just now working out how we had expected. Now get that figured out or you'll never see breakfast!


At 7/3/06 02:19 PM, EagleRock wrote: Haha…eloquently said. The “rest in peace” part especially makes you seem like a cross-breed between The Undertaker and The Terminator.

The last breed that even came close to Phantom went missing. I don't think he appreciated the competition.



LOL, where were you? However, might I add, Ghost_Phantom has tamed since he first came around. Whereas he used to be the "speak loud and mad" kinda guy, he has changed to the "act fast and add an action movie-style one-liner at the end of it." Perfect for administering justice.

I was here, just not here. Have fun figuring that out. I do apologize for my absence though. I was beggining to miss you guys. It's hard being away from here.

I will agree that Phantom has tunned down a great deal. I know him from back in the day when things were a great deal different. In the time I have known him there have been some drastic changes. He has proven over and over he has what it takes.


Ehh, what pressure? All you gotta do is do what you have done already...as the Relations Officer, you were pretty much in charge of dealing with the Barracks when I wasn't around ANYWAY...so I'm just making the title a bit more official. No pressure.

I think it is great that you have decided to officially promote him. I am sure he will keep things up the way he already has. Clearly he has been able to keep things moving along with ease. Everything from rampant spammers to wild buffalo has come through here. You and Phantom have managed to keep it all going.


Don't worry about it. Besdies, if I didn't trust him, I woudln't have given him the position.

I realize that sir. I would never doubt the fact that you hold the highest of trust levels for Phantom. The thought that there was a lack there of has never crossed my mind.


Also, let's not forget that second-in-command isn't first in command. ;-)

First in command will never be forgotten. I am sure we all know who was able to get this up and running. You have done an excellent job, thank you.


Encoraging words, to say the least. And I still have to figure out what to hell to call the position. "Second in Command" just doesn't do it for me.

I do what I can. Respect and love goes to those who have earned it and deserve it. Phantom and yourself are no exception. You have both done a great deal. You Eagle have done a lot in the terms of this club and giving me the tools I would need to prosper here. Phantom has had more time on a personal level to aid me in my time on newgrounds. He was the reason I was considered for my officer's position here. You of course had the trust in him to approve it.

Somthing will have to be done about the second in command tittle. I am sure that with everyone here we should be able to come up with somthing substantial.

Salute

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At 7/3/06 02:52 PM, Turkeybean wrote: You don't have that figured out yet? I put you out you in there days ago. I really expected more from you. I think Eagle and I might have to have a talk. You are just now working out how we had expected. Now get that figured out or you'll never see breakfast!

Before answering, may I say, well thought out reply.

And as for the continuum, believe it or else, I have read about it, and...This is the last time I see breakfest. No,really. After some reading i came to the conclusion that it would take days to read it with comprihention, quiz me in 2 days. We will see who has the last laugh...*reads what the hell General Covariance is*


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