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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 05:53:54


At 6/13/06 05:51 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: How can you be so effective at b/ping? Any tips?

Maximise your time. Pick about 5 times a day when you come on for a quick 10 minutes and clear all the UJ entries. Spread them out, so that you cover as much time as possible, maybe coming back after about 10-15 minutes during peak times.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 05:56:02


At 6/13/06 05:53 AM, Coop83 wrote: Maximise your time. Pick about 5 times a day when you come on for a quick 10 minutes and clear all the UJ entries. Spread them out, so that you cover as much time as possible, maybe coming back after about 10-15 minutes during peak times.

That's a very good tip, I've done that myself to be honest, and soon enough I'll be reaching Elite Guard Supreme Commander and get into the top 50 blammers/saviours. =)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 06:02:31


At 6/12/06 06:14 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/12/06 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #471 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3834 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2206 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 960 points until Sergeant Major

6/13/06 Report - As of 0550 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #472 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3839 +5 from yesterday
Saves: 2210 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 951 points until Sergeant Major


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 09:52:46


Daily report

Blams: 51
Saves: 26
Total B/P: 77
Posts: 8

One more day of school left! :D

At 6/13/06 05:56 AM, Andersson wrote: That's a very good tip, I've done that myself to be honest, and soon enough I'll be reaching Elite Guard Supreme Commander and get into the top 50 blammers/saviours. =)

Haha, yeah, just around 1000 more B/P and you shall be an EGSC and forever ahead of me on VP. :P But once you enter the top 50, do you plan to still go B/P crazy?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 10:18:25


At 6/13/06 09:52 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Haha, yeah, just around 1000 more B/P and you shall be an EGSC and forever ahead of me on VP. :P

Haha, could depend. =P

But once you enter the top 50, do you plan to still go B/P crazy?

Haha, B/P crazy? I don't think I'm going crazy now, instead, I keep a rather low tempo. I'm not planning on sitting inside whole summer and so far I seriously haven't. =)

I'll keep my slow and steady tempo and yes indeed continue to blam/save after I've reached the Elite Guard Supreme Commander rank.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 10:22:20


At 6/13/06 05:56 AM, Andersson wrote: That's a very good tip, I've done that myself to be honest, and soon enough I'll be reaching Elite Guard Supreme Commander and get into the top 50 blammers/saviours. =)

It brings me to an interesting point. (sort of) Which stat does everyone think I'll reach first: 9,000 Blams or 4,000 Saves? I'd ideally like to have reached both before passing my brother (currently standing on 13,059 B/P points)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 10:54:31


Hey guys? I was wondering if you guys could help me with a song I'm writing. I'm doing a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. The parody includes stuff that happens on Newgrounds and other websites. The problem I'm having, it is so f'ing hard to rhyme! So, I was wondering if I coould have any help?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 11:04:40


At 6/13/06 10:22 AM, Coop83 wrote: It brings me to an interesting point. (sort of) Which stat does everyone think I'll reach first: 9,000 Blams or 4,000 Saves? I'd ideally like to have reached both before passing my brother (currently standing on 13,059 B/P points)

It's close, but I'd say 9 K blams, by a nose. Anything else for me to say? No, none what so ever, but thankfully, I've passed one line, and now am more spammy than productive, but meh...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 11:28:32


Okay, one favor guys, I need someone who does want to help deposit experience for me while I'm gone this week, and the next week. Any takers?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 11:38:30


At 6/13/06 11:28 AM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Okay, one favor guys, I need someone who does want to help deposit experience for me while I'm gone this week, and the next week. Any takers?

I'll take it, PM me all the deatails I need to know, from when to when, and have fun.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 11:50:42


At 6/13/06 11:04 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: It's close, but I'd say 9 K blams, by a nose. Anything else for me to say? No, none what so ever, but thankfully, I've passed one line, and now am more spammy than productive, but meh...

Well, it's only a 2:1 ratio of Blams to Saves. I'd love to make it a nice day when I can have a 'gfox' screenie (both stats at the same time, like his account retired at)

Should make interesting watching over the next week (158 Blams, 79 Saves to go)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 12:06:49


Hey guys? I was wondering if you guys could help me with a song I'm writing. I'm doing a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. The parody includes stuff that happens on Newgrounds and other websites. The problem I'm having, it is so f'ing hard to rhyme! So, I was wondering if you could give me some rememorable things about Newgrounds and help with the rhyme scheme? Should I post the song or PM it to the ones who want to help?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 12:17:24


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 13:01:11


At 6/13/06 12:17 PM, worldfamous wrote: STOLEN:

It passed judgment. Shoul I contact Wade?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 13:09:04


At 6/13/06 01:01 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 6/13/06 12:17 PM, worldfamous wrote: STOLEN:
It passed judgment. Should I contact Wade?

Yes you should, it is the wise thing to do and after all...it is stolen!
Contacting Wade should be your next course of action or something.
This morning I helped whistle some game called "happy pillz" or something,
but that must've gone through while I went to the store or something; i'm going back to
the portal and do my duty and stuff. Over.
(radio static)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 13:12:08


At 6/13/06 01:09 PM, -dng- wrote: Yes you should, it is the wise thing to do and after all...it is stolen!

I did, but he doesn't ever reply. Nothing like "Good job!" or "K." Even the simple stuff matters to me. It's also nice to know he got it. But, he is a very person of course, with a family and all.

And to -dng-, how have you been! I rarely see you on the Barracks! :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 15:09:03


Malicous!

When you click the play button the window turns into a gay porn site.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 15:10:53


At 6/13/06 03:09 PM, BigScizot wrote: Malicous!

Flagged and marked. Thanks for the heads up.
This thread is getting pretty dead though. :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 15:15:17


Malicous!

Pretty much the same thing as before.
Raise the portal alert level I say!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 15:29:19


At 6/13/06 03:10 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Flagged and marked. Thanks for the heads up.
This thread is getting pretty dead though. :(

I'm here, I just ain't got much to say, same thing right now. Oh and, Wade doesn't usually reply, he will take care of it and that's about all.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 16:13:12


Hey man, thanks a bunch for taking a small amount of time to deposit for me.

I will tell you guys how the vacation went, including the swamp tour, and if anything weird happends.

/Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 16:23:33


At 6/13/06 04:13 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: /Salute!

Anything for a fellow officer, short of a bullet in the torso... Consider it done, I've memorized your password already.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 16:42:38


Master Report for 06.12.06

Blams: 1318(+25)
Saves: 629(+18)
Total B/P points: 1947
B/P points acquired on 06/12/06: 43

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 16:51:06


At 6/13/06 04:42 PM, El_Master wrote: Master Report for 06.12.06

What time is it there? It's only 4:51 where I live. And you're almost at your next rank Master!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 17:45:30


At 6/13/06 04:51 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: What time is it there? It's only 4:51 where I live. And you're almost at your next rank Master!

Based on Google Earth, Puerto Rico, am I right? Though time wise, it doesn’t seem to make that much sense.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 17:47:56


At 6/13/06 05:45 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Based on Google Earth, Puerto Rico, am I right?

I live in NC in the USA. El Master lives in Puerto Rico. He already said that and in his profile it is "PR." But the time zones we share shouldn't be that far apart.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 17:53:12


At 6/13/06 05:47 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I live in NC in the USA. El Master lives in Puerto Rico. He already said that and in his profile it is "PR." But the time zones we share shouldn't be that far apart.

I'm not trying to speak on his behlaf, but calling it a day for B/P does not always mean sleep, maybe he has other things to do?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 17:55:59


At 6/13/06 05:53 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I'm not trying to speak on his behlaf, but calling it a day for B/P does not always mean sleep, maybe he has other things to do?

That is a good point actually. Since he said he has summer too, he could be with some friends or something. You've given me a lot to ponder about.

Poner ponder ponder ponder

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 18:10:26


At 6/13/06 05:53 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/13/06 05:47 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I live in NC in the USA. El Master lives in Puerto Rico. He already said that and in his profile it is "PR." But the time zones we share shouldn't be that far apart.
I'm not trying to speak on his behlaf, but calling it a day for B/P does not always mean sleep, maybe he has other things to do?

HUH? Life besides B/P???

*chuckle*

Anyway, so, does anyone wish to venture into another podcast? I am thinking of doing it tonight, but am not sure if I will be up to it. Post here if you're interested, and let me know when you'll be available.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 18:19:46


So, have any of you guys noticed the new update? It's cool and will save a few seconds, but I still love the old one.

The Elite Guard Barracks


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