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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 15:33:39


At 6/12/06 03:31 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I'm afraid the Bang Bang flash (girl getting shot in the head) is back. Ugh.

I was just about to post that. Looks like it's been whisteled. I wonder who could have done that :) ...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 15:36:49


At 6/12/06 03:31 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I'm afraid the Bang Bang flash (girl getting shot in the head) is back. Ugh.

I'm sick of seeing that one in the portal. Yeah Its another blam point, but I've flagged that one down like 3 times.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 15:38:05


At 6/12/06 03:33 PM, BigScizot wrote: I was just about to post that. Looks like it's been whisteled. I wonder who could have done that :) ...

Maybe those pokem0nx or -Err0r, but I honestly have no clue. I expect more will come.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 15:49:11


It's been posted again. The portal alert level needs to be raised.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 16:57:54


At 6/12/06 04:14 AM, Littlewashu wrote:
Hello everyone how have you all been? I have to ask you all one question what did I do to deserve this? could someone answer me this? oh have a nice evening soliders ^_^

Ha, it finally got locked. Anyway, does this mean you are back, Littlewashu? Or just merely visiting? Thanks for the nice evening, ma'am, it's almost 12:00 PM here :)

Also, I would like to welcome Sergeant Mad-Cow to the Elite Guard Barracks. I've seen you on the BBS a lot, although I don't think we've ever talked. I guess it will be nice to get to know you.
Back to the portal with me. Due to extremely positive circumstances tipped in my favor, I will finally have time to Blam/Protect a lot this week and I expect to reach my next rank before the week ends. Happy hunting.
*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 17:00:38


At 6/12/06 03:49 PM, BigScizot wrote: It's been posted again. The portal alert level needs to be raised.

Argh missed both.
Hope they post it again =D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 17:02:20


At 6/12/06 04:57 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Back to the portal with me. Due to extremely positive circumstances tipped in my favor, I will finally have time to Blam/Protect a lot this week and I expect to reach my next rank before the week ends. Happy hunting.
*salutes*

Yeah. I love summer. It's also my first summer on Newgrounds, so I expect a huge increase when it ends. My goal, make it to the leaf badges by the end of this year. Hope I can do it!

Hey Turkeybean!!! Have you checked your PM inbox lately? I asked for a sig request there because you said the ASM was filled for the moment. THanks if you read this.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 17:14:18


Firstly a welcome to Mad-Cow ( mafia member by any chance? ) and secondly, over 30 minutes ago, I was in an SUV, going around 120 MPH on rough terrain, for details AIM me.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 17:19:22


At 6/12/06 05:14 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: and secondly, over 30 minutes ago, I was in an SUV, going around 120 MPH on rough terrain, for details AIM me.

ATV's are better. :P


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 17:20:11


At 6/12/06 05:14 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: for details AIM me.

Private message alright? I am very curious.
And a hearty welcome to Mad Cow!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 17:30:07


At 6/12/06 05:20 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Private message alright? I am very curious.
And a hearty welcome to Mad Cow!

PM'ed you.

Now we have 2 cows in the barracks, KungFuCow ( KFC { lol } and Mad-Cow )


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 17:44:55


At 6/12/06 05:02 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Hey Turkeybean!!! Have you checked your PM inbox lately? I asked for a sig request there because you said the ASM was filled for the moment. THanks if you read this.

Sorry about that man, I hadn't gotten around to see your message. Not a bad idea for a sig. Sadly though, I cannot animate. I was able to get the heads ps in , but it looks terrible. The person I want you to hook up with is also from the ASM, profile.

He has some insane animation skills when it comes to sigs. Let him know what you need and I am sure he could probably do it for you. If you drop him a line in the ASM there is a good chance he'll catch up to it. He's been pretty active. Best of luck to you man. Sorry I couldn't do it for you. If you look at the bottom you'll se my sad non-animated, five minute run.

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 17:46:36


At 6/12/06 05:44 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Sorry about that man, I hadn't gotten around to see your message.

It's still sexy as hell. Thanks a lot man. I'll go ask him now!

saves your image <3

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 19:32:13


At 6/12/06 05:30 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 6/12/06 05:20 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Private message alright? I am very curious.
And a hearty welcome to Mad Cow!
PM'ed you.

Me or -MetalDart-? :o


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 20:29:53


I don't know why I found this funny, but I did. I left for two hours and did some errands. When I come back to NG, I notice two flashes I voted on are STILL under judgement. Then, I voted on everything else so all was good. I laughed for a little bit.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 23:01:32


At 6/12/06 08:29 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I don't know why I found this funny, but I did. I left for two hours and did some errands. When I come back to NG, I notice two flashes I voted on are STILL under judgement. Then, I voted on everything else so all was good. I laughed for a little bit.

That's sad when things have to sit in the portal for that long. They just sit there, waiting for somone to come along and end their pitiful little lives or send them on to become true flash. They sulk as all they see is grey. With every new click of a users mouse that small little bit of hope buried deep inside every subbmission, rises ever so much. It is only to their dismay that they once again only get gray.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 23:47:58


Was this file swapped? I didn't get to vote on it when it was a UJ so I'm not sure I only think it might be a file swap because of the name and the fact it sucked.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-12 23:51:29


At 6/12/06 11:47 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Was this file swapped? I didn't get to vote on it when it was a UJ so I'm not sure I only think it might be a file swap because of the name and the fact it sucked.

No, sadly enough it passed judgement in the condition it is currently in. How and or why is unknown to the both of us, as well as the rest of newgrounds. I would actually feel better if it was a fileswap, at least if that was the case we would have a chance at getting it off the site. So no malicious activities here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 00:06:48


Blams: 3393
Saves: 2070
Total B/P points: 5463
Total B/P points acquired today: 104
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant First Class (537 until next grade)

I'm doing great! Only 37 until I'm halfway there! I'm closing in on the golden badges so fast!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 00:13:36


Daily Report For 6/10

Start: 11,959 Blams/ 6,198 Saves
End: 12,021 Blams/6,236 Saves
Total: 62 Blams/38 Saves (100 Total)

Next Rank: 1,243 Until Brigadier General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

Salute.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 00:30:07


At 6/12/06 11:47 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Was this file swapped? I didn't get to vote on it when it was a UJ so I'm not sure I only think it might be a file swap because of the name and the fact it sucked.

No it wasn't lol. That movie was funny, hopefully it gets TOTW

Also, I'm going to try doing what you guys do all the time

Blams today- (about)60
Saves today- 31
Total b/p today- 91
So far I have 1997 blams and 1162, but there 6 UJ.
EGS, 840 more till the next badge
(hope I did it right :p)

I would have gotten more, but I accidently b/ped with my friends account for a little bit XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 00:47:01


EOD Report...

Blams: 8993
Saves: 5226
Total B/P points: 14219
Total B/P points acquired today: 124
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Major (1281 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 11.89
B/P Rank: #160 (+2 move since last log)
Blam/Protect Ratio: 1.721

Good luck to all yopu guys in your B/P ing... I'm out.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 01:24:36


man, its been a long while since ive been able to post any real accomplishments in here, but today i finally have one.

glad it came on my graduation night too. things have been really busy around here with parties and such, but i found time to reach the 5000 save mark. seems likes its been a very long time coming for this.

alright, well now that thats done, i think ill go hit the portal one more time and go to bed. good luck to all our late-night b/pers. ill be back for a bit tomorrow.

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 02:26:46


At 6/12/06 03:31 PM, Mad-Cow wrote:
At 6/12/06 04:14 AM, Littlewashu wrote: Hello everyone how have you all been? I have to ask you all one question what did I do to deserve this? could someone answer me this? oh have a nice evening soliders ^_^
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID >:(

Also, uhm... can I join? I'm not sure if I have or not, tell me w/e I have to do, I guess :\

I don't really have a problem with you joining, but I am slightly disconcerted by our conversations over AIM. If you are going to join the Barracks, you have to be committed to fair voting and not mass voting. Can you make such a commitment? If so, welcome to the Barracks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 03:28:43


OK now there is a file swapped flash! It has adult content with Wade head on it. Someone want to e-mail Wade as for me I'm going to sleep.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 03:45:09


At 6/13/06 03:28 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: OK now there is a file swapped flash! It has adult content with Wade head on it. Someone want to e-mail Wade as for me I'm going to sleep.

Done. I think Wade will give that guy a long term vacation soon. Good night Joker, sleep long.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 04:17:16


Coop83 Report 13.06.06
Blams: 8,817 (+20)
Saves: 3,914 (+11)
Total: 12,731 (+31)
Points to EG Major: 1,269
Points to EG Captain EnglishPhantom: 328 (I suspect the pass will be lined up for next week)

At 6/12/06 05:30 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Now we have 2 cows in the barracks, KungFuCow ( KFC { lol } and Mad-Cow )

You never get Beef in KFC. You're lucky to get chicken there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 04:52:59


At 6/13/06 04:17 AM, Coop83 wrote: You never get Beef in KFC. You're lucky to get chicken there.

Actually, anything that isn't over 50% artificial ingredients is worthy of praise.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 04:58:34


At 6/13/06 04:52 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Actually, anything that isn't over 50% artificial ingredients is worthy of praise.

Yes! That means I'm worthy of praise :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-06-13 05:51:27


It is a shame that my b/p rank keeps on sliding although I capitalize every single minute at NG. Normally, I get points for around 90% of the entries that I vote. But there is nothing that I can do if (a) the portal is slow, (b) my dad orders me to shut down the computer after one and an half hours. I feel so bad about myself as many of you can hit continuous 100+ per day in ample time. I am sick and tried of losing the ground as my rank keeps on dropping. I know that many of you have one than b/ping to do in real life. How can you be so effective at b/ping? Any tips?


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