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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 08:25:35


At 12/27/05 06:42 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: I'm sure he will, but as I said, it's christmas. So if he's a little slow on the list, then I understand why he will. All I have to do now is wait patiently for him to finish the list.

what list are you talking about?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 09:12:05


I'm sure every one has seen the file swap of a flash with the green day song in it... there were 2 of those today so I'm not sure which one it was but I guess one passed despite both had below average graphics.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 09:16:18


At 12/27/05 08:25 AM, the_fallen_one1 wrote: what list are you talking about?

The thread B/P ranks 51+ which every week, a list of the top 300 B/P'ers is made. However, there's been some problems recently, so I hope things get sorted out ASAP.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 09:35:49


At 12/27/05 09:16 AM, Bahamut7 wrote: The thread B/P ranks 51+ which every week, a list of the top 300 B/P'ers is made. However, there's been some problems recently, so I hope things get sorted out ASAP.

Cool... I'm on the list myself... Do you mind telling me how the system of finding hat information works?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 10:20:41


At 12/26/05 08:28 PM, nimmer wrote:
At 12/26/05 03:09 PM, -Rule- wrote:
Well, That might be, but Tom always updates the portal, so he might come across the flashes that have low scores.
It could happen.
Tom doesn't update the portal, the portal updates itself. And though he MIGHT come across those flashes it's highly unlikely that he would take them off just because they have low scores.

and it's highly unlikely he will take them off just because one user asks him to. unless there has been foul play.

Ok, I understand. Come to think of it, I've seen a flash, a pointless flash, and I think it had a administrative message saying "People who mass voted this should be ashamed."

Guess he doesn't get rid of it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 10:38:01


At 12/27/05 10:20 AM, -Rule- wrote: Ok, I understand. Come to think of it, I've seen a flash, a pointless flash, and I think it had a administrative message saying "People who mass voted this should be ashamed."

Guess he doesn't get rid of it.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 11:29:02


At 12/27/05 10:20 AM, -Rule- wrote: Ok, I understand. Come to think of it, I've seen a flash, a pointless flash, and I think it had a administrative message saying "People who mass voted this should be ashamed."

That's a new way of trying to stop people from doing stuff like that. Tom needs to leave an example or two of shite on the portal so that there are benchmarks of what happens to those who tresspass with crap on the portal.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 13:12:55


I just would like to ask every ones opinion on video and clay submissions. I might be one of the very few who thinks the portal should stay with flash submissions or good mixed ones that combine the elements... it's annoying to know that because some one has a toy and a web cam he can pass judgment because other people worship him because he made something with moving toys at home at the worst quality ever seen...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 13:20:13


Sir! Lance Corporal Hookedonlemons reporting sir!
Where do I sign up for the elite guard?


I don't have any thin and wide pictures to fit in here...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 13:28:07


At 12/27/05 01:20 PM, Hookedonlemons wrote: Where do I sign up for the elite guard?

Easy. You must get 1500 B/P in order to reach your first Elite Guard. Once you reach Elite Guard Private, you will be welcome to join. Just looking at your profile, you have no B/P at all. Do you know how to B/P? If not, look at the FAQ about it (click on Help which is found on the top left corner of every page on NG).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 13:29:45


At 12/27/05 01:12 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I just would like to ask every ones opinion on video and clay submissions. I might be one of the very few who thinks the portal should stay with flash submissions or good mixed ones that combine the elements... it's annoying to know that because some one has a toy and a web cam he can pass judgment because other people worship him because he made something with moving toys at home at the worst quality ever seen...

I personally do not like most that I see, sir. There are few that make the cut for me, but I am not closed-minded to a plain video flash or a plain clay flash. For instance, the James Bond series that is actually UJ right now is a video I like and I vote 5 on. Other videos rarely get protection from me.

At 12/27/05 01:20 PM, Hookedonlemons wrote: Sir! Lance Corporal Hookedonlemons reporting sir!
Where do I sign up for the elite guard?

If my eyes are working properly, you are still a citizen! In fact, you haven't blammed or protected one thing on the Portal! If you wish to join the Elite Guard, I suggest you start blamming and protecting right now! Head out to the Portal and vote on those submissions under judgement! Eventually, you will be offered better and better positions here and will eventually make it to the Police force. At that point, you can join the NGPD Headquarters with your fellow police officers. Eventually, you'll make it into the Elite Guard! Until then, check out the NGPD and you can come back here from time to time and let us know how you're doing. Now, get out on that Portal and do your duty! Hooah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 13:45:51


At 12/27/05 01:29 PM, EagleRock wrote: James Bond series that is actually UJ right now is a video I like and I vote 5 on. Other videos rarely get protection from me.

A plain video will never receive protection higher than 2 with me... it's simply against everything the portal used to represent before this clay/video bull started... a mixed one with good flash and a mixed video like in a couple of movies when actors work with air or a dummy and the character is added later... there was energizer flash/video once I liked but everything else is god awful in my eyes...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 13:49:20


At 12/27/05 01:12 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I just would like to ask every ones opinion on video and clay submissions. I might be one of the very few who thinks the portal should stay with flash submissions or good mixed ones that combine the elements...

I disagree, it makes the portal more diverse, and unique, besides the flash doesnt mean its soley for flash, if people can use the flash and make more then flash then all for them, and if people can use the "FLASH" program then why not, besides some of the clay and movie like movies is good and really presents different styles from the artist...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 14:00:56


At 12/27/05 01:49 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote

I disagree, it makes the portal more diverse, and unique, besides the flash doesnt mean its soley for flash, if people can use the flash and make more then flash then all for them, and if people can use the "FLASH" program then why not, besides some of the clay and movie like movies is good and really presents different styles from the artist...

Yes but those are usually few and most of the submission are by people who improvised some undefined figure in to a massive Wight 10 second movie... I have seen some clay movies that showed some amazing investing with eyes and convincing appearance... but most aren't and weigh a lot and take long to load for a horrible film...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 14:07:52


The flash porta is a format for people to learn though, a place where they get feedback and what they can improve on, some people come here submit something then get scared away from sbusive users and never comeback, which is bad for them and bad for newgrounds...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 14:22:11


At 12/27/05 02:00 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: At 12/27/05 01:49 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote
I disagree, it makes the portal more diverse, and unique, besides the flash doesnt mean its soley for flash, if people can use the flash and make more then flash then all for them, and if people can use the "FLASH" program then why not, besides some of the clay and movie like movies is good and really presents different styles from the artist...

Good call, sir!

Yes but those are usually few and most of the submission are by people who improvised some undefined figure in to a massive Wight 10 second movie... I have seen some clay movies that showed some amazing investing with eyes and convincing appearance... but most aren't and weigh a lot and take long to load for a horrible film...

Good point, sir...but those are the poor quality submits! They shouldn't represent the quality submits, as they are definately worthy of Newgrounds!

At 12/27/05 02:07 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: The flash porta is a format for people to learn though, a place where they get feedback and what they can improve on, some people come here submit something then get scared away from sbusive users and never comeback, which is bad for them and bad for newgrounds...

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As usual, General XwaynecoltX provides up with another great tip! Sir, I agree with you wholeheartedly on this. If I provide a review for someone, even if I don't like it, I generally do my best to provide criticism and support, rather than simply voting 0 and/or flaming them! Like I said, JUST because it's a clay or video submit doesn't mean it's not allowed to get a fair vote like any other flash!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 14:28:50


At 12/27/05 02:07 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: The flash porta is a format for people to learn though, a place where they get feedback and what they can improve on, some people come here submit something then get scared away from sbusive users and never comeback, which is bad for them and bad for newgrounds...

I'm sure you'll agree most of the response a new author of any kind receives is very negative...but I'm not against all video and clays... Just the bad ones... the same policy I have with flash. Only it's more common to find a bad video/clay than a bad flash (proportionally)...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 15:57:19


At 12/27/05 09:16 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:
At 12/27/05 08:25 AM, the_fallen_one1 wrote: what list are you talking about?
The thread B/P ranks 51+ which every week, a list of the top 300 B/P'ers is made. However, there's been some problems recently, so I hope things get sorted out ASAP.

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Oh, yea. Our major general TIT said that he was 75% done 3 days ago. I thought that I could see the list the day before yesterday but it never came out. TIT was never seen since last Sunday. (some people even tried to email him, but there was no reply.) I pray that I can see the list as soon as possible.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 16:08:00


At 12/27/05 03:57 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Oh, yea. Our major general TIT said that he was 75% done 3 days ago. I thought that I could see the list the day before yesterday but it never came out. TIT was never seen since last Sunday. (some people even tried to email him, but there was no reply.) I pray that I can see the list as soon as possible.

Is his list accurate enough? Because I move places every day and moved a lot of places from the last list...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 16:53:05


At 12/27/05 04:08 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 12/27/05 03:57 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Oh, yea. Our major general TIT said that he was 75% done 3 days ago. I thought that I could see the list the day before yesterday but it never came out. TIT was never seen since last Sunday. (some people even tried to email him, but there was no reply.) I pray that I can see the list as soon as possible.
Is his list accurate enough? Because I move places every day and moved a lot of places from the last list...

It would be more accurate as the list goes on because he still hasnt updated to our names yet. But hes already put down like the first 100 or so down on Saturday so for us its as accurate as its gonna get but for the higher ranked users itll be a few day back. But you can still get the point of pacing and such.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 17:02:14


At 12/27/05 04:53 PM, Major_punk wrote: It would be more accurate as the list goes on because he still hasnt updated to our names yet. But hes already put down like the first 100 or so down on Saturday so for us its as accurate as its gonna get but for the higher ranked users itll be a few day back. But you can still get the point of pacing and such.

Makes perfect sense, as long as I don't too hard about it... but if he is over 75% percent done he might have already got to our name , don't you think? Much higher ranked people won't suffer too bad any ay because the hard competition will keep them in solid spot for a while...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 18:04:13


Wow, a massive BB attack! Let's blam them all, lol!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 18:04:57


Though you may already know the BB have come in groups and are now submitting... suggesting higher DEFCON level. Possibly 2 or 1.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 18:18:06


DEFCON Update:

There are currently four Barney Bunch flash under judgement that have been submitted in rapid-fire succession. However, this incident seems isolated and not to be repeated. DEFCON 3 normally takes these small attacks into account, but due to sentiments here, the DEFCON will be raised from DEFCON 3 to DEFCON 2 until further notice. Expect more Barney Bunch to penetrate the Portal and defend it!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 18:23:11


DEFCON Update:

Indeed, no sooner than I changed the DEFCON, many more BB came to the Portal! The DEFCON has been increased to DEFCON 1. Expect many more Barney Bunch until tonight!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 18:24:39


At 12/27/05 06:18 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

I'm going to be around for about 3-4 more hours which will mean it will be around 5 AM here... the holidays really help me catch up. all BB movies were voted on.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 18:52:34


At 12/27/05 06:23 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

Indeed, no sooner than I changed the DEFCON, many more BB came to the Portal! The DEFCON has been increased to DEFCON 1. Expect many more Barney Bunch until tonight!

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Great news, sir! I have voted 0 on all the BB craps, they will rest in peace very soon. :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 21:08:58


EGFL Dream_of_Duke reports for duty sir! The newest b/p 51+ list has been posted. I saw many Elite Guards including myself made it to the 80+ per day list. :) By the way, all the BB moives have been terminated. :) But I am afraid that there will be some more. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 21:13:02


At 12/27/05 09:09 PM, killedcar100 wrote: im in, dude!

You should start by getting some movies under your belt, and raise that rank, vite fairly on under judgement movies...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2005-12-27 21:49:19


I finally reached my goal of 10,000 B/P points. I don't know if I should relax, or keep going until I rank up.


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