At 6/2/06 05:27 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Finally, after 2 hours, plenty of Sarcasm and frustration, the Podcast is done. I think the first one went pretty well and it will keep progressing, good job Peter, Alex and Mr. Anonymous ... Agent_Smith_.

Dude, I'm not anonymous, it's Robert.
Personal thoughts on the podcast:
I felt like I was freaking out since I never used Skype.
I don't know which one of you said it, but you guys obviously like to pick on a low rank officer (not that I'm used to it).
The audio was driving me nuts, so I sounded like a real newbie on Skype.
The idea of combining groups that are like us sounds like a good idea.
Oh yeah, please don't shorten my name, it gets frustrating.
Finally, yeah, it was real fun, and hope to do more when I'm avaliable.

Yeah I know, double post.

Good luck with the podcast, and hope that it ends up decent for anyone that wants to listen to it. I am also pleased to present to you a new Staff Sergeant Agent_Smith_. It was a good long journey, especialy went some of us consider Sergeant being a "bump" in the pathway to promotions. But, I don't think it was, so there are other challenges awating me.

/Salute!

P.S. I'm not changing my alias due to a fact that some people don't like it.

At 6/2/06 10:05 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Yeah I know, double post.
I am also pleased to present to you a new Staff Sergeant Agent_Smith_.

Gorget about it, the EGB has been inactive for hours. Congrats on the new rank up! I have gotta start blamming and protecting more, but I got more finals on Monday. :( Well, great job and I enjoy the competition. :D

Daily Report For 6/2/06

Start: 11,094 Blams/5,765 Saves
End: 11,182 Blams/5,803 Saves
Total: 88 Blams/38 Saves (126 Total)

Next Rank: 515 Until Colonel

Congratulations to Agent_Smith_ for making Staff Sergeant

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

At 6/2/06 06:07 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote: Dude, I'm not anonymous, it's Robert.

At first you weren't thrilled about telling us your name but I see you ar fine with it now... Congrats on the rank up.

Daily report

Blams: 67
Saves: 20
Total B/P: 87

Well, my week off school is almost over now, but there isn't much school left for me. :) And I'm now back posting on my main account.

At 6/3/06 04:11 AM, B0GMA wrote: Well, my week off school is almost over now, but there isn't much school left for me. :) And I'm now back posting on my main account.

Lol, almost got confused for a second there, B0GMA... Having fun switching with people?

At 6/3/06 04:51 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Lol, almost got confused for a second there, B0GMA... Having fun switching with people?

Actually, I didn't switch with anyone. It's just me with a name rhyming with D0GMA, just like FR0GMA and H0GMA! Afro told me to use the name B0GMA, and so I did.

At 6/3/06 05:01 AM, B0GMA wrote: Actually, I didn't switch with anyone. It's just me with a name rhyming with D0GMA, just like FR0GMA and H0GMA! Afro told me to use the name B0GMA, and so I did.

Oh, so technically, your impersonating, I know you are not, but that's the technical term, a look alike... 2Pac needed some one like you...

WTF!! I just logged my stats and I went 6 fucking ranks up! All this in the top 330! Incredible I say:

Total B/P points: 8254
Total B/P points acquired today: 13
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Praporshchik (1246 until next grade)
Avg. B/P Points per day: 13.183
B/P Rank: #322 (+6 move since last log)

At 6/3/06 05:01 AM, B0GMA wrote: Actually, I didn't switch with anyone. It's just me with a name rhyming with D0GMA, just like FR0GMA and H0GMA! Afro told me to use the name B0GMA, and so I did.

No more 13337 for you :(

At 6/2/06 06:21 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 6/2/06 Report - As of 0610 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #475 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3736 +4 from yesterday
Saves: 2172 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 92 points until Master Sergeant

6/3/06 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #476 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 3743 +7 from yesterday
Saves: 2174 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 83 points until Master Sergeant

Coop83 Report 03.06.06
Blams: 8,548 (+43)
Saves: 3,800 (+14)
Total: 12,348 (+57)
Points to EG Captain: 152
Rankup date: 08.06.06

I'm pulling the rankup date closer, by beating my pace yesterday. I've realised this will also push my VP over 9.00

At 6/3/06 09:17 AM, BonusStage wrote: Lol sir, you forgave that other guy, what's wrong with me (:)

You were annoying and not once contributed to the barracks and spammed first. Just an overall worthless member.

"Flash" like this is absolutely repulsive. All the person did was copy the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers video intro, then make a very similar remake of the theme song.

It's just sad how user's like this one barely put any work at all into their flashes, if you can call this a flash. Oh well, just another blam point for us I guess.

Anyway, I had a happy birthday yesterday.

God, the horror... I got my cousin a driving sim before I dare enter a car with her, and damn she can't drive for shit... She has this problem, she won't turn the wheel...Meaning she had close encounters with walls. She totalled the car 20 times and I just realized, if she goes and does a real practical test, she is gonna give the teacher a heart attack... Women really can't drive.

At 6/3/06 12:17 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Women really can't drive.

I am shocked at the stereotype you have just proclaimed. My mother is an excellent driver, thank you very much.

At 6/3/06 12:25 PM, KungFuCow wrote:

At 6/3/06 12:17 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Women really can't drive.

I am shocked at the stereotype you have just proclaimed. My mother is an excellent driver, thank you very much.

Yeah my mother is good too, she drives fast and agressively all the time.

At 6/3/06 12:25 PM, KungFuCow wrote: I am shocked at the stereotype you have just proclaimed. My mother is an excellent driver, thank you very much.

I'm not claiming exceptions don't exsist, but a majority can't be denied. Also, those who do drive, drive huge SUV's knowing they aren't good. And that, can't be denied, in here you see more women in SUV's than man... I know women can drive well but by nature a man has a better perception of measurements and calculate how to drive better, any way, simple studies prove more women drive poorly than men and the men that drive poorly often do the mistake of listening to a woman while driving... Clean fact, though exceptions are around, I'd sooner lie under a bus before than entet a car with the driver women of my fmaily.

The list has been updated.

At 6/3/06 01:50 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Cool, I'm number 42. What a fat chance that was, I was just watching Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, number 42 came up. I must be very fortunate.

At 6/3/06 02:28 PM, BigScizot wrote: Whoa, I'm number 40. I almost feel bad for not contributing much to the barracks.

Nonsense, of course you help, with every vote. I on the other hand made to number 7, but I suspect from now on, I'm going nowhere.

At 6/3/06 01:50 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: The list has been updated.

Ah, good. I guess quite soon if BlueHippo doesn't get much B/P'ing done, I can get to #3. :) But soon, I will be getting my alt to get blams.

At 6/3/06 02:50 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Nonsense, of course you help, with every vote. I on the other hand made to number 7, but I suspect from now on, I'm going nowhere.

Hah, luck has turned on you. ;)

At 6/3/06 02:53 PM, B0GMA wrote: Hah, luck has turned on you. ;)

No, large amounts of coffee have. But now even shoving toothpicks between my eyes won't help me beat Joker, but no rule that says I can't try.

Game, reporting for a contract of duty, sir! Losing bearings and am in need of authority and ascendancy, sir!

This was Stolen from here.

At 6/3/06 04:17 PM, Gamehippy wrote: Game, reporting for a contract of duty, sir! Losing bearings and am in need of authority and ascendancy, sir!

Dear mafia friend, READ THIS

Okay, something VERY strange is happening. I looked at the updated list and saw Slashfirestorm had a gain of 0! That's not like Slash, he usually tries to get over 75 a day.
In other news, I have made a few songs lately (one even made for the EGB!), and if you guys want to hear it, I'll post them.

At 6/3/06 04:35 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Okay, something VERY strange is happening. I looked at the updated list and saw Slashfirestorm had a gain of 0! That's not like Slash, he usually tries to get over 75 a day.

go check the barracks forums out. hes taking a while off due to some serious health issues. he did not manage any b/p points last week either. hopefully slash will return to form soon and make a dashing come-back. but yea hes gone cause hes sick.

In other news, I have made a few songs lately (one even made for the EGB!), and if you guys want to hear it, I'll post them.

are they in the audio portal and in your profile? if so we can go check them out, as ive rated some of joker's work in the past. its pretty good, i think, so i hope your is too.

At 6/3/06 04:43 PM, ninjastar wrote: are they in the audio portal and in your profile? if so we can go check them out, as ive rated some of joker's work in the past. its pretty good, i think, so i hope your is too.

Actually, they are just lyrics. Some are song parodies, some are actual ones I have written. I'll post one of my lyrics here. It would be nice to have them in the audio portal, but I don't play any instruments or have anything to record it.

Posting Action by David (-MetalDart-)

I can't get no posting action,
I can't get no posting action.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I log on to the BBS,
And all the spam threads are making a mess
And the good topics are going lower and lower
And the one’s on top are about constipation,
Which just keeps driving my frustration
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no posting action,
I can't get no posting action.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I see a thread that’s pretty sub par.
And the mod logs in and types “TLDR.
You dumb noobs are pretty bizarre.”
Well he can't be a normal user 'cause he doesn't post
The same parodies as me!
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no posting action,
I can't get no girl with action.
'cause I try and I try and I try and I try.
I can't get no, I can't get no.

When I'm ridin' round the interweb
And I'm postin' this and I'm sigging that
And I'm tryin' to make some mod
Who tells me 7 day ban come back later next week
Just I was on my posting streak.
I can't get no, oh no no no.
Hey hey hey, that's what I say.

I can't get no, I can't get no,
I can't get no posting action,
No posting action, no posting action, no posting action!

Thoughts?