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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 14:52:01


whatever happened to our DefCon system?
the portal is super active today, and it sorta riminded me of this :P...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 14:57:38


At 5/21/06 02:52 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote: whatever happened to our DefCon system?
the portal is super active today, and it sorta riminded me of this :P...

Aha. Sorry about that...the DEFCON system hasn't really been updated, has it?

So let's do a:

DEFCON Update:

Honestly, the Portal is quite active (even for 5AM it was...I was up because I was woken up by something, so naturally I B/P before I fall back asleep). However, I still consider this a very active day bordering on the normal, so I am leaving the DEFCON at DEFCON 3. Remember that days like this were common in November and December, so it's not really that crazy. The Portal just has been THAT dry lately.

If the Portal gets that insane, I will execute a DEFCON change, but I see no reason to do so at the moment.

Thanks for the reminder, Sergeant First Class!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 15:15:45


At 5/21/06 02:57 PM, EagleRock wrote:
At 5/21/06 02:52 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote:
Thanks for the reminder, Sergeant First Class!

You're welcome, sir! :D

I need to update my sig... :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 16:38:49


At 5/21/06 02:57 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON

DEF what? Oh that... Well you haven't used that in quite a while, it sounds like the weather forecast, you like knowing it but you wouldn't care if you missed it...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 19:43:34


At 5/20/06 04:23 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Or else you'll be wearing cement Tennis shoes, yeah see? not really, but we will cut you with a chain saw in a small tub and feed dogs the parts. Oh and we cut from the bottom up so nobody dies fast on us, care to see? ( not watch, see ;-)

I can see your a perfect match for the NG Mafia, and I don't think I'd want to meet you in real life either. =P

Ugh, cutting from the bottom up. Fuck that must be painful.

Seems to have worked, I see an Emo, you need to refresh your coockies or something, but I'm hardly an expert on that, but Eagle is, he usually does this for money, exploit him. :-D

I can see it now, and I don't think paying EagleRock money is exploiting him. =/

Unless he became a whore...
At 5/20/06 06:01 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
So, how's your day going so far?

Yesterday I got 110 b/p, pretty good considering I didn't wake up until noon NG time. Thus far today I have 101 and counting so my week is off to a great start. Oh and tommorow is a holiday so I'll probibly get 100+ there too. Thanks for asking. =)

At 5/21/06 04:26 AM, Bahamut- wrote:
Wow, I would be the second youngest person if I reached EGSC right now. :)

Yeah, you might even be the first. I went ahead and checked RG to see the exact birth date for -Mazza- but to my surprise he doesn't even have an account there. =|

You could AIM him to find out for sure, I think being the youngest would be a pretty cool title to hold for awhile.

Yeah, after I left, the hacker went and deleted every account he saw.

Afro_Stud warned me on MSN to log off because of that reason but ofcourse being the idiot that I am I went straight to the forums to see for myself what was happening and was deleted on sight. *sigh*

At 5/21/06 02:21 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote:
haha Major_Punk is an imposter XD

I don't have a myspace account and can't get in. What's it about? Screenshots?

At 5/21/06 02:35 PM, EagleRock wrote:
Err...you don't jump around when you go to shows? You must be eeee-mo.

I play guitar and write suicide notes. I must be eeee-mo. ^_^

Otherwise, Windows laptops...I'd recommend a Dell.

To be honest right I'm having second thoughts and I don't know if I want to spend all that money on a laptop. Since the main reason I want one now is for b/ping. =P

This summer I'm looking for a second job, so that'll free up some cash and I'll decide if it's a good idea or not. I'll bring this topic up to you when I get that job and a big thanks for the advice, I do appreciate it.

I think, as Slash has claimed, Blam Fatigue is really setting in.

Yeah, I guess months and months of straight 100/day would cause anyone to get tired and maybe even annoyed.

I main reason I still b/p is because I feel like I'm addicted. Like today for example I was upstairs watching Spiderman on TBS and I felt like I couldn't just sit there and enjoy the movie unless I went and b/ped every commercial break. I was constantly paranoid that I would miss a few quick blams or a whistle-able entry.

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love Newgrounds and will never 'give it up'. Not even if an admin decides to delete my stats or something. *nods*

I probably would have left Newgrounds if it wasn't for the Barracks.

I'd still probibly be around on Newgrounds, however if it wasn't for -absentminded- and his Top 300 list I would just be another abandoned account.

I apologize if I get all hoity toity and smarmy when I think about what our potential is.

THE LARGEST THREAD ON NEWGROUNDS!!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 19:50:36


I've missed a lot of B/P because I've started using my birthday money. I bought two games at Ebgames. One was the all New Super Mario Bros. and the other was Daxter for the PSP. I love both, but the original Super Mario Bros. on the NES is still the best. It's nice to have it on the go, and I love the whole new additions to the game, but it can't capture that old feeling that brought me into video games on the first place. I'm playing them while waiting for new flashes and when I'll see a movie later today.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 20:01:26


Out of curiosity, could the next page just be everyone saying "salute?" And we could just keep quoting each other to make it even longer. I think it would be fun, but may be spamful. So, can we have permission to do that?

Bonus Stage does it anyway, and I want to see a whole page of just saluting.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

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My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 20:04:39


Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!

Saluuuuutes!!


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 20:09:47


At 5/21/06 08:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!

Saluuuuutes!!

Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!
Salutes! Salutes!

Saluuuuutes!!


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 20:14:50


Today has been a good day in terms of B/P but barely no one has posted here which is a bit of a surprise oh well!!

Salutes! Salutes!

Saaaaalllllluuuuutttteeeeesssss!!


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 21:15:45


At 5/21/06 08:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Today has been a good day in terms of B/P

Agreed. I got back from Atlanta several hours ago, but I managed to get in a decent amount of B/P during this short time.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 22:25:44


Wow, my finger actually got exercise from all the saluting, and scrolling down the page. I laughed at it, but hopefully you won't get any grief from the moderators.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 22:52:59


At 5/21/06 08:14 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Today has been a good day in terms of B/P

Not too bad I would say =P.

I didnt get as much as I could have though, didnt wake up early >=(.

This is the last week of school
That means more B/P ^_^_^_^_^

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 23:04:15


Holy Crap!! Sex warrior touches little boys!


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 23:08:14


At 5/21/06 11:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Holy Crap!! Sex warrior touches little boys!

lol I was wondering when someone would notice.... XD...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 23:17:12


At 5/21/06 11:08 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote:
At 5/21/06 11:04 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Holy Crap!! Sex warrior touches little boys!
lol I was wondering when someone would notice.... XD...

Holy Crap!! You're Crux!!


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 23:50:17


What the? if you morons don't quit the spam you are gonna get us locked. Now listen carefully idiots, if any one here ever pulls this kind of shit off without Officer consent again, I will have you kicked out of here before you even get what happens. Do I make myself clear?

BonusStage, pepatumi, -MetalDart- & SeX-Warrior. You are here by warned officially for your dishonorable acts, most responsible were Sex-Warrior and MetalDart, I shall see to that you will never be given officer post even if every one else dies right now. And if I ever see that spam here again, I shall arrange an officer meeting to discuss your instant dismissal, Clear?


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 23:52:40


At 5/21/06 11:50 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Clear?

lok ok XD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-21 23:59:46


At 5/21/06 11:50 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Clear?

Yes sir. I just wanted to have some fun, and am sorry for putting this thread in danger. Sorry.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:07:12


Daily Report For 5/21/05

Start: 9,992 Blams/5,145 Saves
End: 10,106 Blams/5,196 Saves
Total: 104 Blams/51 Saves (165 Total)

Next Rank: 198 Until Lt. Colonel (Est. Date: Tuesday 5/23)

Today's Achievement: 10,000 Blams passed

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:13:54


At 5/21/06 11:52 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote: lok ok XD

I don't see why you find this a laughing matter. Perhaps you would like to share what is so funny with the rest of the soldiers? Would you?

At 5/21/06 11:59 PM, -MetalDart wrote: Yes sir. I just wanted to have some fun, and am sorry for putting this thread in danger. Sorry.

Apology accepted, but remember, as far as I'm concerned this is the final shot, I don't give second chances unless I think the person is of some use to us or would be a waste to let go, be carefull this time, I'm dead serious.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:17:53


At 5/22/06 12:13 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I don't give second chances

Thank you! I shall act much more responsibil and think before I act. I guess I was just acting stupid and wanted to do something. Thank you for accepting my apology and sorry to all others who are mad at me.


http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

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My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:19:34


At 5/22/06 12:13 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 5/21/06 11:59 PM, -MetalDart wrote: Yes sir. I just wanted to have some fun, and am sorry for putting this thread in danger. Sorry.
Apology accepted, but remember, as far as I'm concerned this is the final shot, I don't give second chances unless I think the person is of some use to us or would be a waste to let go, be carefull this time, I'm dead serious.

My apologies, Sir its just been a bit of a boring day but I'll admit it was a foolish mistake on my part I can assure you it won't happen again... or will it?? (Seriously it won't happen again, Sir)!


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:27:18


At 5/22/06 12:13 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 5/21/06 11:52 PM, SeX-Warrior wrote: lok ok XD
I don't see why you find this a laughing matter. Perhaps you would like to share what is so funny with the rest of the soldiers? Would you?

haha. It was a serious apology.. lol it's just really funny that's all XD...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:32:49


At 5/22/06 12:27 AM, SeX-Warrior wrote: haha. It was a serious apology.. lol it's just really funny that's all XD...

I see, I must say, I don't like your approach to this situation. But still, I made contact with a moderator, he should be here to delete the messages of MistaBlue but I wouldn't be surprised if some of you here get a short ban as well...


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:38:33


At 5/22/06 12:32 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 5/22/06 12:27 AM, SeX-Warrior wrote: haha. It was a serious apology.. lol it's just really funny that's all XD...
I see, I must say, I don't like your approach to this situation. But still, I made contact with a moderator, he should be here to delete the messages of MistaBlue but I wouldn't be surprised if some of you here get a short ban as well...

Lol ok dude. I know it was probably wrong to spam it up, but I AM bored.. lol, and it's not like I pulled any "barney bunch shit", k bro? I DO have brain cells and I put my time into this thread a lot, so no. I don't think I'll be banned at all. The reason I'm laughing is because of the way you sound.. lol it registers in my mind as a school teacher wearing a dress scolding a kid for scribbling all over the walls... XD.. lol my ribs feel like their about to cave in from so much laughter XD...
haha but seriously.. I'll stop.. I don't wanna risk a further ban, because I sort of need the BBS..

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:45:14


At 5/22/06 12:38 AM, SeX-Warrior wrote: it's not like I pulled any "barney bunch shit", k bro?

No, but you still got your ass banned.

Any more absolute bullshit like that, and this thread is finito.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 00:46:42


Well the spam posts have been deleted I wonder if any members got ban? The most likely person to get ban is -Crux- because he had the most so have you been banned crux?

If you don't post after this then that's a good sign that your banned.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 01:11:32


At 5/21/06 07:43 PM, Major_Emo wrote:
Seems to have worked, I see an Emo, you need to refresh your coockies or something, but I'm hardly an expert on that, but Eagle is, he usually does this for money, exploit him. :-D
I can see it now, and I don't think paying EagleRock money is exploiting him. =/
Unless he became a whore...

Har, har. :-)

Otherwise, Windows laptops...I'd recommend a Dell.
To be honest right I'm having second thoughts and I don't know if I want to spend all that money on a laptop. Since the main reason I want one now is for b/ping. =P

This summer I'm looking for a second job, so that'll free up some cash and I'll decide if it's a good idea or not. I'll bring this topic up to you when I get that job and a big thanks for the advice, I do appreciate it.

Anytime. Just hit me up on e-mail or here in the Barracks whenever you're ready.

I think, as Slash has claimed, Blam Fatigue is really setting in.
Yeah, I guess months and months of straight 100/day would cause anyone to get tired and maybe even annoyed.

I main reason I still b/p is because I feel like I'm addicted. Like today for example I was upstairs watching Spiderman on TBS and I felt like I couldn't just sit there and enjoy the movie unless I went and b/ped every commercial break. I was constantly paranoid that I would miss a few quick blams or a whistle-able entry.

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love Newgrounds and will never 'give it up'. Not even if an admin decides to delete my stats or something. *nods*

It is a lot of fun. Plus, the MacBook is already in Newark, NJ, so I should have it tomorrow. Therefore, I'll be back in full swing tomorrow!

I apologize if I get all hoity toity and smarmy when I think about what our potential is.
THE LARGEST THREAD ON NEWGROUNDS!!!

We're already well over 10,000 posts...it's possible...

At 5/21/06 11:50 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: What the? if you morons don't quit the spam you are gonna get us locked. Now listen carefully idiots, if any one here ever pulls this kind of shit off without Officer consent again, I will have you kicked out of here before you even get what happens. Do I make myself clear?

BonusStage, pepatumi, -MetalDart- & SeX-Warrior. You are here by warned officially for your dishonorable acts, most responsible were Sex-Warrior and MetalDart, I shall see to that you will never be given officer post even if every one else dies right now. And if I ever see that spam here again, I shall arrange an officer meeting to discuss your instant dismissal, Clear?

Frankly, I was enraged when I saw this crap. I would expect such posts from people outside the Barracks that think we care about their posts, but from Barracks members?? This is the first time in over 10,000 posts that a Barracks member has done this, and I would not like it repeated. As the Relations Officer said, continued acts will result in discharges. I didn't post in this thread for 6 months to have it locked by members who are "bored."

At 5/22/06 12:17 AM, -MetalDart- wrote: Thank you! I shall act much more responsibil and think before I act. I guess I was just acting stupid and wanted to do something. Thank you for accepting my apology and sorry to all others who are mad at me.

I accept the apology as well. Just please keep away from the spam posts. We have enough accusations just by being mistaken with the NGPD Headquarters and their chronic spamming. We don't need actual Barracks members doing it too. I've had to plead our case to several mods already, and that was without any spamming in here at all! This has not helped our case at all, and will probably come back to haunt me in the future.

At 5/22/06 12:38 AM, SeX-Warrior wrote: a lot of stuff

I've already conversed with him on AIM, so no more needs to be said here.

Just know that the Barracks has always been full of intelligent posts, and I would like to continue this trend. After all, it is what makes the Barracks great. I don't mind fun, but fun that spoils the whole party isn't necessary.

At 5/22/06 12:45 AM, Maus wrote:
At 5/22/06 12:38 AM, SeX-Warrior wrote: it's not like I pulled any "barney bunch shit", k bro?
No, but you still got your ass banned.

Any more absolute bullshit like that, and this thread is finito.

I can assure you that this is not commonplace. This is the first time in the Barracks that our members have spammed like this, and I certainly don't plan on it recurring. Thanks for your help in the matter, and I apologize for the inconvenience.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-22 01:16:04


Wow What is going to become of this thread? we may not make it to 400 pages at this rate. I may not be as activ in the tread Like I used to do to personal reasons and other reasons you know well but I don't want to try and post in this thread only to find out it was locked for spamming.

So please don't chesse off the mods anyone else ok.

end of day report

B/P None done today :(
Flagging done today ???

Good night people