Coop83's Morning report

Blams: 8,075 (+21)
Saves: 3,532 (+9)
Total: 11,607 (+30)

Points until EG Captain: 893

Wow, I seem to have missed a lot over the last couple of days! First up a belated happy 10,000 posts to the EGB, no doubt the first of many milestones to come. Also I enjoyed the little speech from Eaglerock, sir. Very emotional *sniff*.

At 5/16/06 10:15 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

It better stay up, I was about to snap... :'(
Today wasn't gonna be an awesome B/P day anyway, but now it's a disaster...

Well, the downtime came at the perfect time for me, as I was just off to bed anyway, so it means I have missed the bare minimum of flash overnight!

At 5/16/06 05:21 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:

I did it, I finally did it. I hit the top 1,000 in Blam/Protect. Next stop top 300, and the top 50. Yes, yes.

Blam/Protect: Ranked # 979 out of 991,233 users!

Congrats on making the top 1000!! There is a long and perilous road ahead, but the top 300 awaits those who are worthy (and have nothing better to do!)

At 5/16/06 11:32 PM, FlashSpark wrote: Just a heads up, watch this flash (The Claytopian Way), submitted by PiePie. He e-mailed me and asked if I could write him up a script for his idea about some clay people arguing over a golden tree. I sat down for an hour and came up with that script. While not being finally polished I think it came out half decent.

I enjoyed that flash, and it's great to see yet more success within the Barracks! It is one thing being able to vote on more submissions than most, but getting something through the portal, even if it is only a script animated by someone else, is something to be very proud of.

At 5/16/06 11:09 PM, THE_BOLSHEVIK wrote: I don't know why I haven't seen this before!

Elite Guard Sergeant First Class THE_BOLSHEVIK reporting, sir!

Welcome! I hope that you enjoy your stay with us, as surely you will in one of the fastest moving and enjoyable clubs in the BBS!

On one final note, the portal has been full of very strong submissions this morning. Of the 14 or so that I have voted on so far I have only deemed one worthy of blamming. This should really boost my ratio of blams to saves, plus it has made my morning a good deal more entertaining! Time Squad [part 3] in particular gave me a good laugh :)

Good luck to all in the portal today, here's hoping for better pace than yesterday! If things improve a bit I may beat 50 per day by some distance, a rare feat for me!

*salutes*

At 5/16/06 05:50 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 5/16/06 Report - As of 0535 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #484 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3661 +8 from yesterday
Saves: 2126 +5 from yesterday
Next Rank: 213 points until Master Sergeant

5/17/06 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #481 +3 from yesterday
Blams: 3665 +4 from yesterday
Saves: 2128 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 207 points until Master Sergeant

At 5/17/06 12:57 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: When NG was down I logged on the Newgrounds log and now I'm doing bad.

lol

I did that with WastedWizard once... Now, just keep it that way <_<

At 5/17/06 06:06 AM, Donthurtme wrote: On one final note, the portal has been full of very strong submissions this morning. Of the 14 or so that I have voted on so far I have only deemed one worthy of blamming. This should really boost my ratio of blams to saves, plus it has made my morning a good deal more entertaining! Time Squad [part 3] in particular gave me a good laugh :)

I noticed that too. Time Squad is a great series.

Congratulations on 10,000 replies everyone.

At 5/17/06 12:57 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: When NG was down I logged on the Newgrounds log and now I'm doing bad.

lol

Hmm I could've thought it'd do that... Oh well, log again and it's gone :)

At 5/16/06 05:46 PM, KungFuCow wrote:

At 5/16/06 03:31 PM, -Casualty- wrote: Booze & Boobs for everyone!!

Boobs, even for the female officers!? XD

If they want penisses it's ok to me, if I don't have to see them...

At 5/17/06 08:30 AM, -Casualty- wrote:

Boobs, even for the female officers!? XD

If they want penisses it's ok to me, if I don't have to see them...

This makes me wonder: what if they want yours?

At 5/17/06 09:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: This makes me wonder: what if they want yours?

doesn't mean he has to look, but if they were to ask for any one in particular it would have suggested a liking far beyond a simple celebration.

Daily report

Blams: 21
Saves: 16
Total B/P: 37
B/P until EGSC: 753
Posts: 13

And I won Review Crew Pick! :O

At 5/16/06 03:09 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Indeed, happy 10000 posts to the EGB. Things sure have changed...as well as people, lol. I remember a time when Private First Class Firestorm couldn't wait to blam the next Barney Bunch flash...now, Brigadier General Firestorm can't wait for the next Secret Episode to bring him some laughs, lol. Hell, I've MADE a few of those, myself!

And you know, Brigadier General Bahamut was a very active poster. Now, General Bahamut doesn't post a lot on the BBS. :P

At 5/16/06 05:21 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: I did it, I finally did it. I hit the top 1,000 in Blam/Protect. Next stop top 300, and the top 50. Yes, yes.

Congrats! But before top 50, get to the top 100. :P

At 5/17/06 10:33 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 5/17/06 09:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: This makes me wonder: what if they want yours?

doesn't mean he has to look, but if they were to ask for any one in particular it would have suggested a liking far beyond a simple celebration.

Ah, that is very true

At 5/17/06 10:43 AM, Bahamut- wrote: And I won Review Crew Pick! :O

Congratulations

And you know, Brigadier General Bahamut was a very active poster. Now, General Bahamut doesn't post a lot on the BBS. :P

That's because he is closing in on the magical 13337 posts :P He doesn't want to pass it without the due credit

At 5/17/06 09:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: This makes me wonder: what if they want yours?

In that case, no problem!

of course

At 5/17/06 11:03 AM, -Casualty- wrote: In that case, no problem!

Just bear in mind a bit of protocol. NEVER shag a rupert.

(for all people who didn't understand that, never have sex with an officer above your station)

At 5/17/06 11:21 AM, Coop83 wrote: Just bear in mind a bit of protocol. NEVER shag a rupert.

(for all people who didn't understand that, never have sex with an officer above your station)

haha I guess I'm fucked then, because I don't think there are any female officers with lower grade than me here..

Sir i no am only a citizen but i wish to join the army?

At 5/17/06 11:48 AM, Span-home wrote: Sir i no am only a citizen but i wish to join the army?

Ok, it's quite simple to get status as an Elite Guard. First, click the flash portal link here and find the list on the left of 50 most recently submitted movies. The ones which are illustrated by a grey bar are 'under judgement' These are your quarry.

Watch one of these movies, vote 0-5 on it (0-1 for a blam, 2-5 for a protect) and wait for it to conclude judgement. While you wait, you may as well vote on the rest of the judgement flash. Each correct submission is worth 1 point. Some of us get points at huge rates, others at less of one.

The NG Police HQ is also another place worth trying, as they are a similar organisation, but dedicated to the 'less experienced' members, such as yourself

Congrats to -Bahamut for Review Crew Pick! The Weekly 5 were pretty good, with the second to last XIN being submitted.

At 5/17/06 05:21 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: Congrats to -Bahamut for Review Crew Pick! The Weekly 5 were pretty good, with the second to last XIN being submitted.

It would have been nice if it also made underdog as well.

Would have been neat to see it get turd along with them as well >_>.

But twas a great flash =P.

Lets hope today will be much better than yesterday, I think it will as I have gotten about 30+ so far (have only been on for about an hour or so =P).

Stolen entry from here

At 5/17/06 05:36 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Stolen entry from here

Marked.

I've seen that game many times before...

At 5/17/06 05:39 PM, -Pingu- wrote: Marked.
I've seen that game many times before...

So have I...

Now this may sound stupid but I only now checked and saw Denvish is now #2, seeing that motivated me to get my place back, at the very least, beside Joker, and now, to work.

At 5/17/06 05:43 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Now this may sound stupid but I only now checked and saw Denvish is now #2, seeing that motivated me to get my place back, at the very least, beside Joker, and now, to work.

Well good luck catching up to me you should be glad that you don't have the IP problem like me.

AOL

At 5/17/06 05:50 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: Well good luck catching up to me you should be glad that you don't have the IP problem like me.

AOL

You should be glad you didn't spend 2 weeks fighting fist fights for a pc... but I should be #90 by the end of the week, with, or without Eagle.

At 5/17/06 06:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You should be glad you didn't spend 2 weeks fighting fist fights for a pc... but I should be #90 by the end of the week, with, or without Eagle.

Your right I am glad and you should get to rank #90 easy
Your almost in the top 2,000 for exp you'll have a chance to vote on the best of the month soon.

At 5/17/06 07:37 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

At 5/17/06 06:16 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You should be glad you didn't spend 2 weeks fighting fist fights for a pc... but I should be #90 by the end of the week, with, or without Eagle.

Nice, and good luck with the fight for 90!

Your almost in the top 2,000 for exp you'll have a chance to vote on the best of the month soon.

Actually he can already vote for the monthlies, you have to be about where I am as I ws able to vote for the last one =P.

As it isnt just the top 2,000 in EXP but it matters how active they are as well.

Finally, I'm finally back home! But I better make this post quick since I'm trying to watch the Edmonton vs San Jose game.

At 5/14/06 03:11 PM, -RyanKajito- wrote:

I just got promoted to Elite Guard Corporal!

Good work Corporal!

At 5/14/06 03:14 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

Trust me, I know exactly what you feel like, I bit people for internet acess while I was away...

I had to stay at my friends house for a few days after I got kicked out, while my Dad needed a little time to 'cool down'. But the place I was staying at didn't have any internet access which sorta sucked but whatever I took a quick break from NG...

try and do the same if you have too, but brush afterwards, you don't know where people have been. Good luck.

Heh... gross.

At 5/14/06 06:03 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

I know that feeling. For example this whole wekend was spent on shopping for mother's day gifts. Now I love my Mom very much but I'd like to break for a little B/P and that wasn't made possible.

Nothing you can do about the little things in life eh?

My sunday? Well I had to walk for about 3 hours across town. Fun.

My suggestion is get a really cheap laptop that has a wireless internet card or bring a phone line to get hooked up but thats up to you.

I've been saving for something like that for awhile now, I have about $1100 set aside already but I'm still not sure exactly what to look for...

WAY TO KICK A GUY WHEN HES DOWN EH??

Now thats just mean.

I concur.

At 5/14/06 06:24 PM, Socially-Failed wrote:

. I believe that the next EGSC will be either Slash or Eagle. It is hard to pick who will hit it first.

Bahamut- is less then 800 from EGSC, forget about him? =)

but anyways I'm hoping to hit it in the next year. Be the first 15 year old who hit Elite Guard Supreme Commander. Maybe even 14 if I'm lucky.

I'll probibly hit EGSC while I'm still 15 too, good luck on being the youngest ever. It'll be quite a feat and a record that could possibly stand for a long time.

At 5/14/06 11:33 PM, harryjarry wrote:

Yay, I will take this as a great opportunity. Unless things are really sucking for you, this doesnt make me as happy =P. I might pass you in a week or two, maybe more though...

What a nice guy. =)

Anyway I'm back and I still have a comfortable lead, sucker. =P

*kick*, if you havent already take some time to watch this.

Watched and reviewed. Good luck on you first portal award too!

no co-authour? ;_;

At 5/15/06 10:49 AM, Bahamut- wrote:

I submit another flash and it was Afro_Stud's birthday! I wonder if anyone will make me a birthday flash for when it's my birthday! :P

I promise I will! It'll most likely be blammed at first sight but I'll try. =P

So when is this day?

congrats on 1k reviews!

At 5/16/06 05:01 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote:

I, myself, have been part of this group since page 188.

At 5/16/06 05:07 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:

Page 232 for me. Best decision for a club so far.

At 5/16/06 05:41 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

I joined on page 27. I haven't posted a lot anywhere else since.

At 5/16/06 05:07 PM, Seamonky wrote:

#1: I have only been a part of this group for about 7 pages. lol

Page 1. And I met some really awesome people along the way. ^_^

At 5/16/06 02:53 PM, EagleRock wrote:

I didn't even realize we came up to 10,000 posts so quickly!

EGB pride +1.

Nice little speech there EagleRock, and more importantly congrats on your graduation.

At 5/17/06 09:10 PM, Major_punk wrote:

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At 5/14/06 06:03 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:

I know that feeling. For example this whole wekend was spent on shopping for mother's day gifts. Now I love my Mom very much but I'd like to break for a little B/P and that wasn't made possible.

Nothing you can do about the little things in life eh?

My sunday? Well I had to walk for about 3 hours across town. Fun.

Where you find the courage to summon such a task I don't know but truly you are my idle. 3 hours is a remarkable figure of accomplishment and thats more then I can accomplish in a day's worth of walking. Spectacular I must say.

At 5/17/06 09:10 PM, Major_punk wrote: Finally, I'm finally back home! But I better make this post quick since I'm trying to watch the Edmonton vs San Jose game.

Yayayay, I was wondering if that was you posting about 3,000 exp or if it was Afro_Stud =P. Still 40 deposits away eh?

but anyways I'm hoping to hit it in the next year. Be the first 15 year old who hit Elite Guard Supreme Commander. Maybe even 14 if I'm lucky.

I'll probibly hit EGSC while I'm still 15 too, good luck on being the youngest ever. It'll be quite a feat and a record that could possibly stand for a long time.

Haha, hey guys guess what? I call that award >=(.

What a nice guy. =)

Thankies

Anyway I'm back and I still have a comfortable lead, sucker. =P

Meh, if NG wasnt down for however much yesterday I could have been a bit closer =P. Made it somewhat closer though =).

Watched and reviewed. Good luck on you first portal award too!

Award? You mean Bahamut right? =P

no co-authour? ;_;

Accept plz.

At 5/15/06 10:49 AM, Bahamut- wrote:

I submit another flash and it was Afro_Stud's birthday! I wonder if anyone will make me a birthday flash for when it's my birthday! :P

I will, tell me when and I will pull off something =P.

I promise I will! It'll most likely be blammed at first sight but I'll try. =P

Nowai d00d wee wood ahll fiev j00r moovee!

My alarm clock goes of in the morning so I can wake up earlier but I always wake up turn it off then like fall back to sleep immediately >=(.

So far 1/3 days I have gotten up earlier this week (excluding Sunday). Lets see if I can do it for the rest of the week...

Daily Report For 5/17/05

Start: 9,689 Blams/4,989 Saves
End: 9,775 Blams/5,032 Saves
Total: 86 Blams/43 Saves (129 Total)

Next Rank: 693 Until Lt. Colonel

Today's Achievement: 5,000 Saves passes

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

At 5/18/06 12:06 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Daily Report For 5/17/05

Start: 9,689 Blams/4,989 Saves
End: 9,775 Blams/5,032 Saves
Total: 86 Blams/43 Saves (129 Total)

I only made 117 B/P points.

Next Rank: 693 Until Lt. Colonel

I need 135 points to my next rank!

Today's Achievement: 5,000 Saves passes

Congrats on your achievement and you will pass me in saves soon.

I'm more of a blammer

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

*Salute*

guys today i finally got my 2145th blam! YAY!!!! I'm so happy i can hardly breathe!!!!!! here is a screenshot of this momentous occasion!!!!!!!!