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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 17:32:52


To Eagle's little story, the answer is:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail!


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 17:37:34


At 5/11/06 05:32 PM, Socially-Failed wrote: To Eagle's little story, the answer is:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

Ding! Ding! Ding! You win!

Note: Partial credit to faceonfire; you came close...

Now that everyone knows, reread the story and think about the Witch Burning scene when you read it. I swear it'll be funnier!

But now, to our Corporal:

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 17:37:55


I'm in the top 1,000 B/P!!! Weeee! This is a huge achievement for me, and I would like to thank all my fans.

Yes all two of you. :P

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /777777

http://metaldart.webs.com/ My freewebs website. Check it out dog.

My old NG profile ID: 1321019

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 17:41:59


At 5/11/06 05:37 PM, EagleRock wrote: But now, to our Corporal
(Picture)

Hey, that's mean, but honored I am.

Hahaha, I'm teh winner!

Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 17:43:14


At 5/11/06 05:37 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I'm in the top 1,000 B/P!!! Weeee! This is a huge achievement for me, and I would like to thank all my fans.

Congrats! For a bigger achievement, try getting up to the top 300 in Blams and Saves. I liked it when my name was on that list.

Yes all two of you. :P

:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 18:00:05


I'm going for top 300 right now. Currently at 504, but I slowly gain a few ranks every day.


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 18:14:30


Just thought I'd pop by and say hi! Having said I'd be pushing 75+ B/P this week, I'm now struggling to make 50 thanks to a nice 3000 word essay set for me. Tomorrow brings the last day of lectures though so potential for some good weeks coming up, depending on when the inevitable exam panic hits me (denial is a GREAT thing!!)

So, a few things while I'm here. Congrats to Punisher for his rank up, and also great story Eaglerock! Shame I missed you posting it, that is one of the greatest films ever made (in my warped mind atleast). I'm not sure about the prize allocation though, I feel it was a bit harsh on the two people who sort of posted the answer earlier, but for a few words out of place here and there.

Plus congrats to -Metaldart- for reaching the top 1000.

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 19:24:09


At 5/11/06 05:37 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: I'm in the top 1,000 B/P!!! Weeee! This is a huge achievement for me, and I would like to thank all my fans.
Yes all two of you. :P

Well MetalDart, I give my respect for being on the top 1000 B/P. I hope I will be joining you soon. Congratulations sir!

/Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 19:35:13


hey wait how did i only come close? i hit it exactly. i just said that after reading the rest i wasnt sure. o well its not important. noce job to everyone that got it also :P

damnit I want a picture!
not really

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 21:45:57


http://www.newground..m/portal/view/312271

The kid is obviously posting stuff from another site, which is not his. Should it be whistled as stolen? He submitted 2 of them.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 21:56:03


They could be his, we shouldn't whistle unless we have the source, and he is probabling using some crappy video-swf converter. It is probably his, either way they will be blammed.


Fudge dapping.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 22:10:02


The first one was already blammed and the other seems to be heading down the same path so I wouldn't whistle it.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-11 23:21:00


Hey.

I've not read any of this thread. I'm just posting as this is the place to report stolen flash, according to a thread my search turned out.

I've e-mailed stolen@, but I'm just disgusted by this individual and wanted to post here also.

Anything to increase the chances of it being deleted. Not that it'll affect that bastard. (Seperate issue - he basically contacted me after my review, asking if I wanted to make a game... then I investigated and from his e-mails and website, quite a few things became apparent. Some of which I'll only allude to, but essentially keep to myself.

Below is my e-mail.

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http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/311119
http://jayisgames.co..05/03/maeda_path.php

Original game offered on open-source basis. Abused. Credits changed, with no merit. Submitter's website suggests related history.

I hope this is enough info.

More is available to me, but decency makes me refrain from pasting it.

After the initial gladness, I was saddened and disgusted to realise that this beautiful game had been essentially stolen.

If you could let me know your judgement, that would be great.

Stay funky
- Bez

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 00:18:56


Daily Report For 5/11/05

Start: 9,221 Blams/4,749 Saves
End: 9,257 Blams/4,775 Saves
Total: 36 Blams/26Saves (62 Total)

Next Rank: 1,468 Until Lt. Colonel

Today's Achievement: Promotion to Major

Congratulations to EagleRock for making Major General

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 00:19:01


Day's end report:

93 points. I'm going to go drink some anti-freeze now. :'(

lol

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 00:38:28


I've been going so slow today.................................... In B/P AND real life.................................... Can't even cncentrat in school..................................

But back to the point................. I made somewhere around 30 B/P's today........ I remember a time when I did better than this, but it seems to have disappeared..... oh well.. for the moment anyway.....

E-MOOSE, COME BACK!!! D< WHO DO YOU LOVE MORE, ME OR TEH GAME?!?!?!

don't answer that.. lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 01:51:54


At 5/12/06 12:19 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

93 points. I'm going to go drink some anti-freeze now. :'(

Save me so of that anti-freeze because I only got 100 points.

At 5/11/06 05:00 PM, Major_punk wrote: Congrats to JoKeR for level 11 and passing 1 post per day! =O

Thanks So someone notice that I got a post a day.

Oh and Congrats to Socially-Failed on getting that super cool prize.

lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 02:20:11


Bugger, Eaglerock passed me again. too bad with this official age comes a sea of shit, once I swim through it all be sure I'll pass you all, except Slash...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 05:39:53


At 5/11/06 05:46 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 5/11/06 Report - As of 0535 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #488 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3610 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2090 +3 from yesterday
Next Rank: 300 points until Master Sergeant

5/12/06 Report - As of 0525 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #488 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3613 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 2092 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 295 points until Master Sergeant


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 05:54:35


I am still inching up on the ladder of b/p points. (Too little time, the portal is slow too because of bad timing.) Fortunately, Iam getting closer and closer to the 11111 blam points mile stone. I am expecting to reach it no later than tomorrow. About the race between Eagle and Ghost, my money is on Eagle, not only he is the commander of our barracks, but also he normally wins in close races. I just bet 1000 e-money on him holding off Ghost's surge. Eagle, do not make me lose the money. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 07:07:50


At 5/12/06 05:54 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: About the race between Eagle and Ghost, my money is on Eagle, not only he is the commander of our barracks, but also he normally wins in close races. I just bet 1000 e-money on him holding off Ghost's surge. Eagle, do not make me lose the money. :P

And I don't have the luxery of racing him any way so I'm practically handing it over to him.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 07:48:18


calm down guys yesterday was a bad day, with only 136 movies submitted :P

stats from last night:

blams: 57
protects: 24
total: 81
points till EGSC: 291

happy b/p'ing :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 10:46:37


Daily report

Blams: 20
Saves: 14
Total B/P: 34
B/P until EGSC: 1093. Tomorrow, I should get 29k. :)
Posts: 5

Yeah, I seem to have done quite shit yesterday, but I can't really complain since I was wanting to work on flash yesterday rather than looking around on the BBS. :P

At 5/11/06 01:11 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote: I love the brass knuckle I'm so glad I got it now because I hate the boxing glove.

Thanks to you and Platinum, I am now deciding to continue depositing for my Bahamut7 alt. It doesn't matter if I stay at level 11 for a long time now.

At 5/11/06 04:12 PM, EagleRock wrote: Bahamut-: Yeah!
Bahamut-: …Be-…because they’re made…of a n00b?

I had the best two lines here. :P Congrats on Major General!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 11:01:06


At 5/11/06 01:11 PM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:
At 5/11/06 12:41 PM, Littlewashu wrote: congrats on getting to level 11 here is your reward (gives JoKeR_ADT a kiss)
Thank you
I hope Slash's hart isn't broken again! lol
that is what happens when you get drunk your mind plays trick on you and you wind out sleeping with A ulgy Milf
I'm sure Slash's has learned his lesson.

At 5/11/06 12:48 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Congrats to Joker ADT on getting to level 11 I'm sure you'll find the brass knucks to be a bit more badass than the boxing glove.
I love the brass knuckle I'm so glad I got it now because I hate the boxing glove.
It will suck when I become a level 12.

you are lucky that you are just getting to level 11 tonight when I deposit I will level up to 12 :( if I didn't want that baseball bat so badly I would do like tailspower and stay at level 11

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 11:42:33


At 5/11/06 04:12 PM, EagleRock wrote: 2) Bonus points if you can tell me what movie this is from!

Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail

EagleRock: How do you know she is an alt?
-Pingu-: Well, she looks like one!

I'm a bright one aren't I?

-Pingu-: Yes, yes, a bit.

You made me support my own argument there. Excellent...

Socially-Failed: WELL, SHE TURNED ME INTO A N00B!
EagleRock (pauses): A n00b?
Socially-Failed (long pause): I got better...

I LOVE that part of the movie script...

EagleRock: Tell me, then. What do we do with alts?
-Pingu-: They get burned!

I have to set myself aflame then for my alts...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

-Pingu-: …n00bs!
EagleRock (nods): So, why do alts burn?
Bahamut-: …Be-…because they’re made…of a n00b?

Lol

Ghost_Phantom grabs Mutant_BusterJr from the sidelines.

Ghost_Phantom: Here’s a flamer! You can use him!
EagleRock: Very good! We shall use my largest scales!

Oh my...

Congratulations on the rank up.

And in mentioning Nimmer...I haven't seen him in a while? Be he on a quest of sorts?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 12:53:22


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 13:07:44


The same dude submitted another game. I think its also stolen,

http://www.newground..m/portal/view/312349

I'll see if I can find the original.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 13:08:28


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 13:11:37


Thanks for finding the link I already whistled it but it still needs some more whisting.


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-12 15:14:45


Major Genral, I'm still terrifyingly slow in B/P so I'm not too pleased despite the new rank... only three left, and unless I get cracking it could take me till I'm 80 years old...


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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