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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 14:49:51


At 5/2/06 02:43 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: oops... I kinda protected those (0.o).... They just seemed like "barely-passing over the minimum" kinda flashes......

lol, I've 2'ed a few of them, myself.
Speaking of the 2, lol, I hate when people vote 5 "to get the protection point". I mean, if you're gonna screw with the system like that...which you shouldn't do...at least have the decency to vote 2 so you skew the figures as little as possible...lol.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 14:54:31


At 5/2/06 02:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
lol, I've 2'ed a few of them, myself.
Speaking of the 2, lol, I hate when people vote 5 "to get the protection point". I mean, if you're gonna screw with the system like that...which you shouldn't do...at least have the decency to vote 2 so you skew the figures as little as possible...lol.

That's true because you always Burgerman's flashes pass with a score of like 2.90 and they're funny (dumb but funny) but not enough for a 5 so it comes down to what eveyone else has said its a user with a lot of movies so he everyone votes 5 automatically.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 15:06:03


At 5/2/06 02:49 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 5/2/06 02:43 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote: oops... I kinda protected those (0.o).... They just seemed like "barely-passing over the minimum" kinda flashes......
lol, I've 2'ed a few of them, myself.
Speaking of the 2, lol, I hate when people vote 5 "to get the protection point". I mean, if you're gonna screw with the system like that...which you shouldn't do...at least have the decency to vote 2 so you skew the figures as little as possible...lol.

yeah, I never hit in 123 or 4... always a 0 or a 5 for me...
say there's a flash that comes in that you know will pass, but only barely.... wouldn't a 5 push it to passing more than a 2? I always hit a 5 for barely passing ones that way I can be a liitle bit surer that it'll pass.... same with a flash that I know WON'T pass.... I hit a zero instead of a one, simply because the submitter was doing it as a joke to piss other people off.....
It seems to work....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 15:23:12


The impact of a single voter isn't that much. Remember that the average voting power of B/P'ers is not 1...it's probably somewhere between 5-7. So really, unless you're ahead of the average, you're actually counting as less than a vote in terms of impact. And even if you're ahead of the average, it's not going to make much of an impact unless you're very high, like 10+ VP.
So I advise people just vote what they feel it deserves. The difference between a 2 and a 5 isn't that much for an individual...but if everyone votes 5 on flashes they think will pass, it really screws up what a flash really deserves.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 16:02:17


At 5/2/06 03:06 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:
yeah, I never hit in 123 or 4... always a 0 or a 5 for me...

You do know you can have all your points deleted for doing that.

We're Elite Guards, set a fucking example.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 16:21:48


At 5/2/06 04:02 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 5/2/06 03:06 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:
yeah, I never hit in 123 or 4... always a 0 or a 5 for me...
You do know you can have all your points deleted for doing that.

We're Elite Guards, set a fucking example.

I didn't know that... I apologize and will broaden my submission judging from now on...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 16:33:26


How is everyones day...?

Seems like we are in slow motion compared to that great day they call pico day hehe, i did manage 107 b/p's yesterday which i was abit suprised but happy with...

~X~


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 17:35:32


At 5/2/06 04:33 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: How is everyones day...?

Its alright so far. At school I have ERB's, so I have no homework ALL WEEK. The ERB's only take an hour, and I'm at a private school, and they STILL think we'll be stressed out. Hell, I'm not complaining as long as there's no homework or tests. So, yeah, I have a relaxed week ahead of me before finals.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 17:35:40


At 5/2/06 04:33 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: How is everyones day...?

Well, I did some chores around my house since I had my day off from high school. Drew on a piece of paper with a charcoal pencil, and listened to some Electronica music (yea I'm weird like that.) Other than that, my day was real nice, and quiet.

/salute.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 17:49:26


At 5/2/06 04:33 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: How is everyones day...?

I've had a very pleasant day, thank you for asking sir! Most of it has been spent with my girlfriend just chilling, thanks to my first lecture at uni being cancelled today, and this evening I am watching the new series of Lost (yup, we're a long way behind here in the UK, just starting series 2).

As far as B/P goes, 43 points so far, so not going too quick, but a few hours yet so hopefully it will improve.

How's your day been, sir?

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 17:51:05


The day has been a bit boring almost no movies in the portal meanwhile in the real world it seems the goverment in Puerto Rico has no money and they had to shut down every school so now every teacher is protesting other than that its been a good day.

Salutes.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 19:32:12


At 5/2/06 04:33 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: How is everyones day...?

Got my acceptance letter to learn flash animation at college. Anyone ever hear of Duane Phillips by chance? He's my instructor apparently...

And I saw
THIS in the Video gallery. Had to post it because its clever and it's Tetris.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 19:38:17


I am back from my two days' absence. (Just finished all my exams this afternoon. It is cool to finsish off school work since holiday is coming. I will be heading into China and spend 3 months with my parents. During that period, I doubt that I will touch the computer too often. But there are many other things to do. :) Before that, I will try to get amply b/p points before I leave. ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 19:49:09


At 5/2/06 04:21 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:
I didn't know that... I apologize and will broaden my submission judging from now on...

Thanks Crux. =)

At 5/2/06 04:33 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
How is everyones day...?

My day was pretty shitty, I learned that I'm no longer aloud to have two of my closest friends come to my house or I go to theirs because their parents think I sell them drugs...

Long story.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 20:04:05


At 5/2/06 07:49 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 5/2/06 04:21 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:
I didn't know that... I apologize and will broaden my submission judging from now on...
Thanks Crux. =)

At 5/2/06 04:33 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote:
How is everyones day...?
My day was pretty shitty, I learned that I'm no longer aloud to have two of my closest friends come to my house or I go to theirs because their parents think I sell them drugs...

Long story.

trust me I'm familiar with the feeling...
long time ago, the first time I smoked weed, I liked it so much but had little to no access to it.. so I actually tried smoking maple leaves whenever I didn't have any because of money shortage.. lol, my mom caught me and said "OMG UR SMOKING POT IN MY HOUSE" and I told her "It's not pot, it's maple leaves. I was doing it to try to fit in and to act like an adult and because of peer pressure." And then she says, "No, it's not. I know what it smells like. I was a kid to...."

yeah, parents pms over drugs.. just somethin ya gotta deal with sometimes...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 20:07:37


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 20:13:10


At 5/2/06 08:07 PM, smeagol1 wrote: sniper smeagol1 requesting to be recruited sir.

lol, this club is based on Blam and Protect rank...you need to be of Elite Guard Private rank (1500+) or higher to join up. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 21:19:40


At 5/2/06 08:04 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:
so I actually tried smoking maple leaves

Haha, oh man that cheered me up right there. XD

yeah, parents pms over drugs.. just somethin ya gotta deal with sometimes...

It's not that I'm pissed off because I was caught, but because I'm being punished for things that arn't true and so are my friends. Let me explain, whole story:

See I'm not what you would call a 'stoner' or something like that since I only do it with a few close friends and whenver I do it, it's usually theirs and I just pay them back later or something...

So anyway me and a few friends had our Friday night planned that we would all meet up at Chie's (just a nickname) house and head to the Bayfield mall to see a movie and roughly an hour before the movie (Silent Hill) started we would head over to the nearby forest and smoke some of Carolynes pot to help make the movie.. I dunno a little more interesting. ^_~

Also that Friday at school I made my first purchase and bought 7grams to stock up for myself for a few months but I didn't bring any to the movie.

Around 5pm on Friday Jon (who does drugs all the time) calls and says some of his plans didn't work out and he heard I had some weed on me so he asked if he could buy 2 grams.
I sell, hes happy, I'm happy, everything is going swell but that night his mom catches him smoking it with some friends in his garage. (Idiot!)

And since mine and his parents are really good friends Jon's Mom tells my Dad while I was out at the movies that she caught Jon with drugs, and my Dad says how he was just at my house for a few minutes that day and they start to catch on that I sold him it but they arn't certain...

Anyway for some reason Jons parents went to a party Saturday night and I invite him over to my house and he tells me about how he was caught and stuff. Then because we are dumbasses we go smoke some more weed in my garage while my Dad went out to the same party.
But knowing my luck he comes home super early to check up on me and opens the garage and Tah-Dah now I got busted too.
Kinda funny because he was trying to lecture me and everything about how he was dissapointed and I was setting a terrible example for my younger sister and he was asking me tons and tons of questions and I was too baked to even respond... haha

So Sunday (Pico Day) I stayed in my basement on the computer all day and stayed out of his way and didn't speak to him all day.\

Today I find out I'm not welcome in Chie or Jon's house anymore and none of them are allowed into mine which really fucking pissed me off.

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So yeah that's basically what happened. But the worst part was these parents came up with some crazy facts. Like I bought 12g on Friday and sold 5g to Chie and 5g to Jonas on Friday.
They also think I'm a hardcore drug dealer which lead to there 'decision' that I'm not allowed to hang out with them out of school anymore, even though that was my first time ever buying or selling it and the three of us were best friends since early grade school.

They were given extreme punishments also, Chie who did weed for only the second time on Friday is now thought of by his own parents as a regular "customer" of mine.
Jon was given a similiar punishment to what I got except his parents are pointing the finger at me for Jon ever doing drugs even though in reality it was the exact opposite.

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Highschool....

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 21:45:38


At 5/2/06 07:38 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am back from my two days' absence.

Lol ban

At 5/2/06 07:49 PM, Major_punk wrote: Long story.

I'll buy that

by that i mean the drugs you sell
At 5/2/06 09:19 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 5/2/06 08:04 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:
so I actually tried smoking maple leaves
Haha, oh man that cheered me up right there. XD

Same

Highschool....

Internet...

Yeah. High school was messed. I went back to mine today. It's a Catholic school with uniforms (ugly)...all the girls are uber-sluts now. I blame the uniforms (the skirts and kilts can be made too short).

Yes, short skirts are nice, but these girls project an aura of slut around themselves...

Sucks about the drug thing

druggie >=(

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 21:49:24


At 5/2/06 09:19 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 5/2/06 08:04 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:
so I actually tried smoking maple leaves
Haha, oh man that cheered me up right there. XD

Maple leaves? I can't imagine how that must taste.


yeah, parents pms over drugs.. just somethin ya gotta deal with sometimes...
It's not that I'm pissed off because I was caught, but because I'm being punished for things that arn't true and so are my friends. Let me explain, whole story:

That made my day. Really did and for the important reason that I cna really relate. not os much drug wise but alcoholic wise. It begins like this.

We're over an aunt's party, an occasion I couldn't care less about and figure just get it over with. The car ride there is excruticiating and I begin to make conversation with the mirroe image in the window. Sad I know but anyway we arrive.

I step out, go inside honey and say hi to everyone and make sure ot give your grandparents a hug and kiss and all the jock.

Now I'm thirsty from the car ride over and I could really use a drink, anything would do. I saw only two beverages around and that was vodka and gin and tonic and nothing else. What lese was there? Nothing thats what. No water or diet bevearges of any kind, sucks.

Now I'v always been curious as to what vodka tastes like. I've heard so much about it yet I haven't experienced the taste if, straight up of course. Usually vodka is mixed with some other recipe or ingredient because vodka straight up is about as tangy as drinking steak sauce. So my first chug,woah. I'm a little kicked at the new sensation but no big deal, start actually take a liking to it. Then its another and another, small glasses though thank god but I was having so many and then thats when I did the worst thing I could do both for my body and everyone who had to watch. I mixed two alcohols. You never ever never ever never ever Never! mix alcohols and stupid me I mix gin and tonic and vodka all in one fancy glass. I wasn't smashed but I wasn't sober. The first sip alone gave the high buzz then elevated from there.

I had to stop, I was feeling sick and for a good reason. I trip with the glass still in my hand, the lovely carpet softens my falls but unfortunately the alcohol doesn't and makes a mess on my aunt's carpet, one she has kept in good condition and always for company, ruined by me, just great. I stumble in the kitchen, I want to throw up but I can't; another trip. I was a mess and half a disaster. Now I'm in for it. The family room has everyone together, exchanging same old same old but I do not. I awkwardly lunge myself in. I'm laughing, Iook at the dog and I think thats funny. Uncontrollable laughter, the embarassment washes over my parents. I stagger around the room singing and have an encore of passing out and what felt like a lurch in my stomach which most closely means I chucked on the floor. My parents had to apologize like crazy and drag me out of the room, swing me in the car and drive off.

I'll let your imagination take it from there but major_punk I loved the story and not a moment sooner. Good stuff.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 21:51:50


At 5/2/06 08:13 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 5/2/06 08:07 PM, smeagol1 wrote: sniper smeagol1 requesting to be recruited sir.
lol, this club is based on Blam and Protect rank...you need to be of Elite Guard Private rank (1500+) or higher to join up. :-P

thats pretty gay that I can't join ya.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 22:00:42


At 5/2/06 09:51 PM, smeagol1 wrote: thats pretty gay that I can't join ya.

Well, ya can...just, if you're interested, keep on b/p'ing! While not everyone can be crazy and get 100+ a day, it's possible to get Elite Guard rank within a couple months, with consistent work.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 22:03:54


just work at it. without going anywhere near 100+ a day you can make it to private in a month. just 375 (or about 52 a day) a week can get you there in a month, and youve already got a bit of a head start. or go at half that pace and come back in early july. im sure that at a rate of 30/day youll be back at probably the private first class level, or corporal if you try a bit harder than that. its really easy to get enough points to join here. just give it some time. good luck!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 22:08:57


Who wants to hear Slash's crazy under-the-influence story???
...too bad. I don't really have one, lol.

...well, okay, on New Year's, maybe I got a little more drunk than I'd like to admit. And maybe I did...some...activities, with...a person. lol. Not something I'm...particularly proud of...lol...

NO MORE DETAILS! :cries:

lol

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 22:24:21


At 5/2/06 09:45 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
I'll buy that
by that i mean the drugs you sell

^_~

Yeah. High school was messed. I went back to mine today. It's a Catholic school with uniforms (ugly)...all the girls are uber-sluts now. I blame the uniforms (the skirts and kilts can be made too short).

My school is the exact same way. Actually last year my school considered removing skirts from the unifrom because of how high they roll them.

But they didn't. =)

Sucks about the drug thing

It does.
I found myself listening to the Chiodos (a band many would consider emo) for the last 6 hours. =P

At 5/2/06 09:49 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
I'll let your imagination take it from there but major_punk I loved the story and not a moment sooner. Good stuff.

Haha I did enjoy reading that. But I'm sure now that you look back at it your glad you did it, eh? ^_^

I have a little New Years story myself, but I'm gonna spare you guys tonight. I'm all typed out and need to wake up in less then 7 hours for another day of school.

At 5/2/06 10:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Who wants to hear Slash's crazy under-the-influence story???

YES SIR!

...too bad. I don't really have one, lol.

=(

...well, okay, on New Year's, maybe I got a little more drunk than I'd like to admit. And maybe I did...some...activities, with...a person. lol. Not something I'm...particularly proud of...lol...

*******Awkward silence*********

lol

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 22:44:04


Thanks a bunch for depositing for me while I was away, Ghost_Phantom. I highly appreciate it. I am back now and can carry on myself.

Hi, everyone! It sucks ass I missed the Pico Day haul of B/P, but I did manage to check out some very cool submissions. I have a lot to catch up on here. *Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 22:48:08


At 5/2/06 09:49 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote:
At 5/2/06 09:19 PM, Major_punk wrote:
At 5/2/06 08:04 PM, The_Tower_Reversed wrote:
so I actually tried smoking maple leaves
Haha, oh man that cheered me up right there. XD
Maple leaves? I can't imagine how that must taste.

Tastes horrible, trust me.. especially when it's out of desperation for not having any money for pot..... XD

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 22:55:04


At 5/2/06 04:33 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: How is everyones day...?

Seems like we are in slow motion compared to that great day they call pico day hehe, i did manage 107 b/p's yesterday which i was abit suprised but happy with...

~X~

mine is good I managed to get a hentai digimon comic marked for review so I am not complaining!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 23:06:32


At 5/2/06 10:55 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
mine is good I managed to get a hentai digimon comic marked for review so I am not complaining!

You were not the only one to do something like that obviously. I blew my whistle and stating "it's a page to page hentai comic with child drawn porno." It felt like I was only a handful that would "try" to get it removed. But, I am glad that I was able to get flagged as well. Did you also check out the other artist's judged submission called "Teen Titan Hentai?"

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-05-02 23:32:17


At 5/2/06 11:06 PM, Agent_Smith_ wrote:
At 5/2/06 10:55 PM, Littlewashu wrote:
mine is good I managed to get a hentai digimon comic marked for review so I am not complaining!
You were not the only one to do something like that obviously. I blew my whistle and stating "it's a page to page hentai comic with child drawn porno." It felt like I was only a handful that would "try" to get it removed. But, I am glad that I was able to get flagged as well. Did you also check out the other artist's judged submission called "Teen Titan Hentai?"

I did. if he would have put the pages of that comic into a hentai quiz and added some questions he would have been good too bad for him