At 12/22/05 07:32 AM, nimmer wrote:

At 12/21/05 07:57 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Anyway, I'm off to The Portal with my NEW RANK (woot!).

congratulations Mitsubishi
sorry i didn't mention it earlier i'll make it up with a Belgian beer.
but since your 15 you probably prefer a lemonade.

Naw...I'd take the beer, sir! But, since I don't want one of my high-ranking officers to be sent to jail, the lemonade will be fine! :)

Thank you everyone for their congratulations. I hope to become a Corporal by the end of the day on January 8th, 2006. However, I have fallen behind a bit in my quota, so this may not be possible. I'm hoping for some big points if the BB strike. Good luck soldiers!

*General Salute*

*Salute*

At 12/22/05 07:28 AM, nimmer wrote: Why does it have 2 triggers.
and 2 ammo clips? and why is that second ammo clip on such a curious place.

remember less is more.

I explained everything in the long discription... but the simple ideas is...
These two combined.

Yes, I'm bored. Feel free to have, name and use these new guns I've designed...

Hey everyone, sorry I've been inactive here. I've been too busy in the Portal lately. I just wanted to let you know that in a little bit, you'll have to start calling me Corporal Plat. xD Anyways, how are you all doing?

At 12/22/05 04:36 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: How’s mine guys?

You're tripping me up, sir...you're getting to the goodies, where I plan to go... :-P

but hey, had to start with the M1-type rifle

At 12/22/05 05:19 AM, JoKeR_ADT wrote:

At 12/22/05 04:48 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 12/21/05 04:20 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Yey... only 997 points to go before my next rank.

711 for me, I'm trying to get a massive push toward Praporshchik, so I can entert 2006 with a gold badge :D

Yeah I'm going for that two
I need 513 points almost half way there

676 for me, sirs...I've overhead from my superiors that I might even be promoted as early as the 28th!

At 12/22/05 05:28 AM, Coop83 wrote: Damn, you're a machine. You only started this accout four months ago, I've been palying the game for nearly 2 years and I still haven't got my Praporshchik badge.

I think we're all machines here, sir. We're the Elite Guard...unworthy flash killing machines!

But yes, out of curiosity, JoKeR_ADT sir, what is your personal daily quota? I know for a fact that I and two others have 100 B/P a day minimum quota...is that yours as well, sir?

Tell me, do you have a job? or are you a student? because you surely can't be doing all of this work on the protal with a job / full time education (unless you're at University)

Full time Grad School (M.B.A.)/Part time Grad Assistantship... :-)

At 12/22/05 05:33 AM, Bahamut7 wrote:

At 12/22/05 03:56 AM, EagleBellRock wrote: Excuse the double-post, but only one picture a post...

Well, you're doing a nice job on all these weapons. Keep it up.

Those are just the basic weapons, sir. You of course have to start at the bottom, otherwise you'll have nowhere to go! I shall attempt to design more weaponry for our armory later, sir.

At 12/22/05 07:28 AM, nimmer wrote: remember less is more.

That's why I made the ERI .38 Blam Rifle...simple is good. Accurate and powerful in the right hands!

At 12/22/05 07:32 AM, nimmer wrote:

At 12/21/05 07:57 PM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Anyway, I'm off to The Portal with my NEW RANK (woot!).

congratulations Mitsubishi
sorry i didn't mention it earlier i'll make it up with a Belgian beer.
but since your 15 you probably prefer a lemonade.

Or perhaps a hard lemonade, sir... :-)

At 12/22/05 08:04 AM, -Mitsubishi- wrote: Thank you everyone for their congratulations. I hope to become a Corporal by the end of the day on January 8th, 2006. However, I have fallen behind a bit in my quota, so this may not be possible. I'm hoping for some big points if the BB strike. Good luck soldiers!

Good luck, PFC! Remember that Friday is the supposed BB strike...keep alert!

At 12/22/05 08:36 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Yes, I'm bored. Feel free to have, name and use these new guns I've designed...

Perhaps you could help me, sir. I know you are the Capo of Sharpshooting for the NG Mafia, so I think you to be qualified to answer the question at hand:

If you can please direct your attention to the pistols you have posted. The middle one on the right has something that looks kind-of like a pouch (the black one with the scope you used as a muzzle). Could you please explain what that is supposed to be? I would think it'd be an ammo pouch or something, but it is not in the ammo section of the gunmaker. Help would be appreciated, as it will assist me in further equipping the armory.

Thank you, SIR!

*salutes*

At 12/22/05 12:18 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Hey everyone, sorry I've been inactive here. I've been too busy in the Portal lately. I just wanted to let you know that in a little bit, you'll have to start calling me Corporal Plat. xD Anyways, how are you all doing?

Good luck with that, PFC. Surely your superiors will see you fit for a promotion soon!

At 12/22/05 12:22 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Good luck with that, PFC. Surely your superiors will see you fit for a promotion soon!

Just about 20 more B/P and I'll be there.

At 12/22/05 12:22 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: If you can please direct your attention to the pistols you have posted. The middle one on the right has something that looks kind-of like a pouch (the black one with the scope you used as a muzzle). Could you please explain what that is supposed to be? I would think it'd be an ammo pouch or something, but it is not in the ammo section of the gunmaker. Help would be appreciated, as it will assist me in further equipping the armory.

To be honest I'm not sure myself but by the looks of it I'd say it's a cheek pad people use on long rifles that have a strong recoil... You usually put it in the back section of a gun and hold it against your cheek instead of doing the same with a the cold metal... I was just being creative so that wasn't how I used it but the real way to use it is such...

Here's my gun.

At 12/22/05 12:55 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Here's my gun.

Enchanting rifle you have there but try the gun maker.

At 12/22/05 12:38 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: To be honest I'm not sure myself but by the looks of it I'd say it's a cheek pad people use on long rifles that have a strong recoil...

I was thinking that myself, but was double-guessing myself after a while. It didn't seem to "fit the rifle butts in the maker. Oh well. Thank you sir for answering my question!

At 12/22/05 12:59 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 12/22/05 12:55 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Here's my gun.

Enchanting rifle you have there but try the gun maker.

If I may, sir, "enchanting" was the best possible word you could've used in that sentence!

At 12/22/05 01:02 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: If I may, sir, "enchanting" was the best possible word you could've used in that sentence!

Of course you may... Without a good dose of sarcasm I'd never survive a single day. And you can't be sarcastic without a rich vocabulary. Plus it had a sarcastic "zing" to it... Also I think those were cheek pads but he didn’t make good butts to use them on…

At 12/22/05 12:55 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Here's my gun.

...
I want to say something about the Men In Black movie and a cricket for some reason.

ANYHOW, my average per day as of the moment I type this is still a cool 47.2 B/P per day. I'll only consider it any good when I hit Saturday, though, since that will be one week since I started calculating my daily B/P count. If it stays around this, however, it won't take even a month for me to hit the next Sergeant rank. :D

At 12/22/05 01:58 PM, psykolord wrote: I want to say something about the Men In Black movie and a cricket for some reason.

Now that was a good gun... are you suggesting we are misunderstanding the capabilities of that gun? It seems so at least... but the cricket looked nice unlike this paint job (it must have been done in paint). Or done blindfolded... any way I see your point but don't believe it too much at the moment...

At 12/22/05 01:08 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 12/22/05 01:02 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: If I may, sir, "enchanting" was the best possible word you could've used in that sentence!

Of course you may... Without a good dose of sarcasm I'd never survive a single day. And you can't be sarcastic without a rich vocabulary. Plus it had a sarcastic "zing" to it... Also I think those were cheek pads but he didn’t make good butts to use them on…

Sarcasm is my fuel, sir. I, like you, must have a daily fix.

At 12/22/05 01:58 PM, psykolord wrote:

At 12/22/05 12:55 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Here's my gun.

...
I want to say something about the Men In Black movie and a cricket for some reason.

That you feel like you're gonna break this damn thing, Sergeant?

ANYHOW, my average per day as of the moment I type this is still a cool 47.2 B/P per day. I'll only consider it any good when I hit Saturday, though, since that will be one week since I started calculating my daily B/P count. If it stays around this, however, it won't take even a month for me to hit the next Sergeant rank. :D

That is a very respectable daily count, Sergeant. Unfortunately, my daily B/P count is very low, as I was away from Newgrounds for over two years after I made my account. If you score my daily B/P since I became serious about it, it averages to over 100/day. With my full tenure here, it comes out to be only around 6.3 a day! Therefore, your average is very respectable.

At 12/22/05 02:17 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Now that was a good gun... are you suggesting we are misunderstanding the capabilities of that gun? It seems so at least... but the cricket looked nice unlike this paint job (it must have been done in paint). Or done blindfolded... any way I see your point but don't believe it too much at the moment...

Well, sir, Paint is good for certain tasks...I would use the GIMP for the guns I made, but for some odd reason the text feature on there is screwed up. Therefore, I'm reduced to Paint for adding text. Not my first choice of programs, but it works. It all depends in how you use it, I guess...

Anyway, what does everyone think about the PIP? I think it's a nice idea, that we can use blamunition for protecting entrants rather than being forced to use medkits on the field.

At 12/22/05 12:22 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Those are just the basic weapons, sir. You of course have to start at the bottom, otherwise you'll have nowhere to go! I shall attempt to design more weaponry for our armory later, sir.

Well, I'm not sure about the details of the weapons, but still, this'll be something I'll keep an eye out on, sir. I guess I might not be bothered with what weapon I'll get.

At 12/22/05 12:27 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Just about 20 more B/P and I'll be there.

Nice work on the promotion, Private First Class. *salutes*

At 12/22/05 02:47 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:

At 12/22/05 12:22 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Those are just the basic weapons, sir. You of course have to start at the bottom, otherwise you'll have nowhere to go! I shall attempt to design more weaponry for our armory later, sir.

Well, I'm not sure about the details of the weapons, but still, this'll be something I'll keep an eye out on, sir. I guess I might not be bothered with what weapon I'll get.

If I may, sir, what are you referring to? Is there something you do not like about the weapons? If by details you mean the graphics, I am simply using the gunmaker flash. If you mean what I wrote, I'd like constructive criticism. Keep in mind the weapons are basic right now, as technology will increase in the future.

...plus It'd be boring if I knocked out kickass guns right off the bat.

At 12/22/05 02:33 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: Anyway, what does everyone think about the PIP? I think it's a nice idea, that we can use blamunition for protecting entrants rather than being forced to use medkits on the field.

I think its better dubbed RIP but you choose that one... I like the revolver I made in the pistol show. Or a Minigun... Whatever works best.

Damn damn and double damn! Darnit, I didn't mean that my average since I hit NG was 47.2. If it were, then I'd have approximately 22,136.8 B/P points by now - WELL into the ranks of the Generals, if I'm not mistaken. I should have been more accurate with my statement. I meant that, from last Saturday up to this point, I have an average of 47.2 B/P per day. >_< Though I WISH I'd had 47.2 since the start of the year, but it took me a while to even figure out how to get B/P points. Sorry for the confusion, SIR! *salutes*

At 12/22/05 02:59 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: If I may, sir, what are you referring to?

It's just the gun info. That's all. Nothing to do with the graphics of them. I know you were using a flash to make them after seeing a link here.

At 12/22/05 03:26 PM, psykolord wrote: Though I WISH I'd had 47.2 since the start of the year, but it took me a while to even figure out how to get B/P points.

I know how you feel, sir. I didn't know to B/P at first, but eventually, I looked at the FAQ about it and found out what to do. I've just checked my average on B/P for how many days old my account is. 44.9 B/P a day isn't bad, although if it weren't for some things in my way, I'd probably be at around 23000 B/P by now.

Hell I started to B/P only 100 days ago exactly... before that my account was not in use for 6 months and before that I hardly got into the B/P list at all.

Ahaha, promotion. Now you all had better call me Corporal Plat, k?

At 12/22/05 03:02 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I think its better dubbed RIP but you choose that one... I like the revolver I made in the pistol show. Or a Minigun... Whatever works best.

The only reason I chose PIP is because it stands for Protection-Inducing Pistol. Don't worry though, advancements in a few days will produce an all-new, much more versatile pistol that will completely trump the ones out now...

At 12/22/05 03:26 PM, psykolord wrote: Damn damn and double damn! Darnit, I didn't mean that my average since I hit NG was 47.2. Sorry for the confusion, SIR! *salutes*

Ahh. That would be my mistake, Sergeant. No worries.

At 12/22/05 03:36 PM, Bahamut7 wrote:

At 12/22/05 02:59 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: If I may, sir, what are you referring to?

It's just the gun info. That's all. Nothing to do with the graphics of them. I know you were using a flash to make them after seeing a link here.

Okay, sir. If you have suggestions on the gun info, please voice them to me, sir. I would like criticisms and ideas to make them better!

At 12/22/05 04:00 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Hell I started to B/P only 100 days ago exactly... before that my account was not in use for 6 months and before that I hardly got into the B/P list at all.

I am the same as you, sir! I came around Newgrounds in January of 2003, fooled around for a month, then left. I only came back around 75 days ago, and I only started seriously B/Ping since around 54 days ago. However, the ride's been good since...

At 12/22/05 04:01 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Ahaha, promotion. Now you all had better call me Corporal Plat, k?

A-HEM! Is that an order, soldier? I believe you need to get down to that Portal right now and give me 20 Blams! MOVE OUT!

congrats, btw :-P

I, too have developed a couple of weapons. First:

Z2X101 -- "Black Friday"

This gun can use almsot any type of ammo. This is currebtly in the testing stages, but may become advanced munitions for Privates or possiblly high rankinging officails of the NGPD. The long barrel on the gun allows for a stronger shot at the opponent. Unfortunately, the loading time can be long without practice.

First Lt Dream_of_Duke reports for duty, sir! I just came back from a 4-days' ban. (Yea, again, Evark is haunting me.) The pathetic part is that I was banned in the last 7 out of the 10 days. :( It really makes me go nuts when some worthless n00bs post spammy bullshit AFTER I post in a clean thread and everybody gets banned for post in spammy thread. Nevertheless, I can only wish myself good luck. :P On the positive side, I had a monster b/p day yesterday as I gained 105 points. :) My rank also went up by 4 spots after the harvest. :D I have a feeling that it will be a big week for me in b/ping, lol!

Next:

Z1X101 -- "White Lightning"

Some call this gun the "little brother" of the X2X101 model. And in many ways, it is. This gun is designed for portable sniping of targets. However, it is less versitile and changable than its counterpart. As well, it can sometimes be difficult to use, because it is very back-heavy.

Sorry for the double post, but I saw lots of people posting guns, sir! As an EGFL, what kind of gun do I have? EagleBellRock, could you give me a gun, please?

At 12/22/05 05:22 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Sorry for the double post, but I saw lots of people posting guns, sir! As an EGFL, what kind of gun do I have? EagleBellRock, could you give me a gun, please?

sir, the weapons are from this.
you design the weapon, so let's see what you've got sir.

Finally, sir:

Codename: B.L.A.M

Little is known about this weapon and the picture below shows its concept model. It is currently the ONLY one of this model ever made. I currently possess it, however should it someday become standard munitions, it will be reserved for very high ranking officers of the EG. This weapons main goal is to take out as much as possible, as fast as possible. As well, it is extermely adaptable, as the scope (standard) can be replaced with a flash light, or sniper laser. This gun has currently just begun testing.

At 12/22/05 04:21 PM, EagleBellRock wrote: A-HEM! Is that an order, soldier? I believe you need to get down to that Portal right now and give me 20 Blams! MOVE OUT!

If only you knew how much I wanted to, sir!

congrats, btw :-P

Of course. Thank you.

as of a few minutes ago, my senior officers have promoted me to corporal. aahh yes, the feeling of a new stripe. *sniffs*