alright well its really early tonight but ive got work to finish and sleep to catch up on. so ill deposit tomorrow but for now heres my D.E.R. for 4/3

started: 9474
ended: 9540
change: 66
under judgment: 8

significant accomplishments: 2nd Lietuenant! 7.05 vp finally

so not a bad day. got two good ones in earlier to make up for a little bit slower one today. hopefully tomorrow will be faster because there wont be any time for me on wednesday (damn track meets). ill check back into the portal once or twice to see if i can get one more to go over 75 for the day. anyway, congrats to all accomplishments. good luck to everyone and happy blamming!

*salute*

Days end report:

BP- very little.

But hey Eagle, my "great attempt" worked, and I still have about 200 turns left. :D

Day's end report:

128 points. Two days until rank up, one if tomorrow is crazy good (doubtful).

On a side note, I fail at chess, soooo badly...I can't think ahead well. I'm more of an action, ass-kick gamer...

That's all for now. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

Daily Report For 4/3/06

Start: 6,061 Blams/3,027 Saves
End: 6,129 Blams/3,067 Saves
Total: 68 Blams/ 40 Saves (108 Total)

Next Rank: 304 Until 2nd Lieutenant

Congratulations To:
world_famous for making 2nd Lieutenant

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

At 4/4/06 12:21 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:

128 points. Two days until rank up, one if tomorrow is crazy good (doubtful).

On a side note, I fail at chess, soooo badly...I can't think ahead well. I'm more of an action, ass-kick gamer...

Hmm I'm pretty good at chess, but I like action games too.. However the last time I played it was like 2 years ago.

TheRealGreenEagle requesting permission to sign up sir!
*salute*

At 4/4/06 03:26 AM, TheRealGreenEagle wrote: TheRealGreenEagle requesting permission to sign up sir!
*salute*

Hello there! To be an official member, you need to be of Elite Guard rank (the lowest of which, Elite Guard Private, needs 1500 Blam/Protect points. To learn more, check out the Barracks FAQ.

I see you have 1 B/P point so far, lol. Only 1499 more! :-P
But once you reach the rank of Security Guard, consider applying at the NGPD while you work through the police ranks! Many Barracks members are NGPD grads.
So, until then, I wish you good luck and good hunting! If you have any other questions about B/P'ing or anything, feel free to ask. :salute:
---Barracks Recruitment Officer Major Firestorm

At 4/3/06 07:31 PM, EagleRock wrote: Also, what happened with Colonel Ghost_Phantom? I read his post, but can anyone else shed more light on the matter?

I was captured by the enemy for a brief period of time, after withstanding huge amounts of tortures and crappy flashes I escaped, but now I'm back, sorry if I frightened some of you. On better news, I'm of school for 2 weeks meaning the portal will suffer no more. Let’s go have a drink to you Colonel EagleRock.

At 4/3/06 08:14 PM, Major_punk wrote: How to get back into your account after being locked out:

If I wasn't a man or if Pink_Soda has a different alias I'd hug, I'd really hug you, but for now I offer a semi handshake.

<Austrian accent> I’m Back</Accent>

At 4/3/06 02:41 PM, Peregrinus wrote: That was a hoax for april fools. When you go to I-mockery, theres a blog about the prank, and how they left the change up for the 2nd in order to make it even more humorous.

That's the problem with conducting April fools jokes across timezones. When I read it, it was well past noon on April 1st, thus meaning the joke would be on them, or does no-one subscribe to this any more?

At 4/4/06 04:07 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: <Austrian accent> I’m Back</Accent>

I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle.... sir.

At 4/4/06 04:19 AM, Coop83 wrote: I need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle.... sir.

You are interrupting the model T 101, move or be terminated. Even the TX wasn't good enough. And I wear only leather. And I can't pronounce California.

At 4/4/06 04:26 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: You are interrupting the model T 101, move or be terminated. Even the TX wasn't good enough. And I wear only leather. And I can't pronounce California.

You have sunglasses made from leather? Hard core!

At 4/4/06 04:52 AM, Coop83 wrote: You have sunglasses made from leather? Hard core!

Vision is a little blurry but I handle it. But for the record, that was a good joke. Now I wonder if any one has leather socks.

At 4/4/06 04:55 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 4/4/06 04:52 AM, Coop83 wrote: You have sunglasses made from leather? Hard core!

Vision is a little blurry but I handle it. But for the record, that was a good joke. Now I wonder if any one has leather socks.

I don't... But other people do.

At 4/4/06 04:58 AM, -Casualty- wrote:

At 4/4/06 04:55 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Vision is a little blurry but I handle it. But for the record, that was a good joke. Now I wonder if any one has leather socks.

I don't... But other people do.

This may well be an educated guess, but Germans / Austrians probably do.

Austrians? Then the circle is complete HUZZAH!

At 4/4/06 04:58 AM, -Casualty- wrote: I don't... But other people do.

*Laughs my ass off*. Some people... Are simple whacked.

At 4/4/06 05:22 AM, Coop83 wrote: This may well be an educated guess, but Germans / Austrians probably do.
Austrians? Then the circle is complete HUZZAH!

Yay, now to find a shotgun and a black Harley Davidson.

At 4/4/06 05:26 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: *Laughs my ass off*. Some people... Are simple whacked.

But when you get whacked with the leather on, it doesn't hurt.

Yay, now to find a shotgun and a black Harley Davidson.

Off to the Shotgun and Black Harley shop, then

At 4/4/06 05:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: But when you get whacked with the leather on, it doesn't hurt.

It softens the blow but getting whacked will still feel bad, especially without a leather hat.

Off to the Shotgun and Black Harley shop, then

Located in only 2 places, next door to Arnold himself and back in homeland of Austria.

Major off topic, and B/P stuff going on?

At 4/4/06 05:35 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Major off topic, and B/P stuff going on?

The portal is a little quiet, but I hope things pick up today, I want points as I lost some yesterday

Warhammer_40K has been discharged for malcontent within the barracks and shall face necessasary punishment for his actions. In his stead we have replaced him with EG master sergeant in his warrant to accomodate for the loss. His serice will be deeply missed but with new birth comes new chances.

At 4/4/06 05:40 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/4/06 05:35 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Major off topic, and B/P stuff going on?

The portal is a little quiet, but I hope things pick up today, I want points as I lost some yesterday

Yeah, I got only 40 yesterday, and even today the portal is crap. Come on, lousy Americans, wake up and submit crap!

At 4/3/06 06:17 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/3/06 Report - As of 0550 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #504 +5 from yesterday
Blams: 3404 +26 from yesterday
Saves: 1958 +18 from yesterday
Next Rank: 638 points until Master Sergeant, 4 positions until the top 500.

4/4/06 Report - As of 0600 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #504 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3405 +1 from yesterday
Saves: 1959 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 636 points until Master Sergeant, 4 positions until the top 500.

At 4/4/06 06:11 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Yeah, I got only 40 yesterday, and even today the portal is crap. Come on, lousy Americans, wake up and submit crap!

Hear hear!

I still need 31 points today to maintain my 30 per day average. Though there are flashes under judgement, keeping me potentially on today's pace.

At 4/4/06 06:25 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 4/4/06 06:11 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Yeah, I got only 40 yesterday, and even today the portal is crap. Come on, lousy Americans, wake up and submit crap!

Hear hear!

I still need 31 points today to maintain my 30 per day average. Though there are flashes under judgement, keeping me potentially on today's pace.

I only need 12 to keep up my average lol. The first months I had this account I didn't really care about it. The result is disappointing.

Past few hours showed me that the portal was doing very badly... I can only hope for better stuff. In the meantime I'm hovering between my living room and my bedroom because in the bedroom I have me PC and a broken T.V while the living room has a working T.V for these slow portal times. I hate hovering.

At 4/4/06 09:06 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Past few hours showed me that the portal was doing very badly... I can only hope for better stuff. In the meantime I'm hovering between my living room and my bedroom because in the bedroom I have me PC and a broken T.V while the living room has a working T.V for these slow portal times. I hate hovering.

I'm sitting in front of the computer, jumping between sites and MS Word (a bit of creative writing is good) I've started reading 'Bigger than Hitler, Better than Christ: THE RIK MAYALL' which is funny, but was clearly meant to be read in small doses. Perfect for the slow portal.

Now I can start tracking on how many B/P I get each day, I'll start making some reports.

Total B/P points acquired: 32

Not sure about my blams and saves gained exactly, but I should try and work that out.

At 4/4/06 10:48 AM, Bahamut- wrote: Now I can start tracking on how many B/P I get each day, I'll start making some reports.

when are you going to start tracking the ammounts of points gained for each of your alts as well?

DEFCON Update:

DEFCON Slow...*AHEM*...4.

Yesterday's Day's End Report (sorry for the delay):

100 B/P. Not bad, considering I've been consistently missing the mark lately. However, I'm only 50 B/P behind, so it shouldn't be hard to catch up.

At 4/3/06 11:29 PM, Turkeybean wrote: *salutes

Honestly, I like the first one you gave me better. However, would you mind telling me what effects you made on the badge to get it to look how you did? Also, what size did you make the badge when you resized it?

At 4/4/06 12:21 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: On a side note, I fail at chess, soooo badly...I can't think ahead well. I'm more of an action, ass-kick gamer...

The problem with that style of chess play is that all the action is on your side of the board. ;-)

At 4/4/06 04:07 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I was captured by the enemy for a brief period of time, after withstanding huge amounts of tortures and crappy flashes I escaped, but now I'm back, sorry if I frightened some of you. On better news, I'm of school for 2 weeks meaning the portal will suffer no more. Let’s go have a drink to you Colonel EagleRock.

And a drink to your return, Colonel! *raises tankard*

At 4/4/06 05:41 AM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Warhammer_40K has been discharged for malcontent within the barracks and shall face necessasary punishment for his actions. In his stead we have replaced him with EG master sergeant in his warrant to accomodate for the loss. His serice will be deeply missed but with new birth comes new chances.

It seems to me that most of the insubordination that goes on around here eventually gets rewarded with promotions. Who knew?

Congratulations!

At 4/4/06 11:31 AM, EagleRock wrote: And a drink to your return, Colonel! *raises tankard*

I would like to be honest with the Barracks, I got wasted on Vodka a couple nights back. I've never had so little control over my actions ever before... Cool. My hangover is only now fading so you are gonna have to drink alone today pal.

At 4/4/06 11:31 AM, EagleRock wrote:

At 4/4/06 12:21 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: On a side note, I fail at chess, soooo badly...I can't think ahead well. I'm more of an action, ass-kick gamer...

The problem with that style of chess play is that all the action is on your side of the board. ;-)

What you need to learn is how to identify a bad situation before it becomes worse and learn how to defend well.

Want to learn more, MSN me and I'll give you a few games.