Dude, this room really smells like alt. Don't make me get out the Febreze again...

At 4/1/06 02:05 AM, OMGHOTDOUGSEXPARTY wrote:
NOT THAT I'LL EVER SWITCH BACK, but I have an alt holding SlashFirestorm.
Oh yeah, and bye forever.

Your a smart one. Yeah, I almost forgot to tell you bye. I hope you enjoy having funky monkey luvin with the rugrats. I'm sure it will bring out the inner child in you. Drop by now and then to let us now how you are. Oh, and I wanted to tell you that you had better watch out for drew, I hear he has some not so fun bugs. Good luck!

*Farts

*Wakes up in utter confusion*

Why is every1's name changed?
Why is every1 an admin in the forums?
What's this tomfoolery about SlashFirestorm being a BB member?
What the FUCK is that smell?!

oh. it's just alts. haha silly me..

I have a problem guys... I've spent so long staying up till 3:00 and waking at 3;00 in the afternoon, that I can't sleep right now... My sleep habits are ruined! Thanks a lot Spring Break!

At 4/1/06 02:23 AM, L33tD00d22 wrote: YO JOIN UP DOOD i'll mak eyu a corproal d00d

silly baby with lollipop. I'm already in teh Barracks. I'm a Staff Sergeant :D

ARGH! I am an overzealous pirate who has sailed the 7 seas! Argh, now yee walk the plank!

At 4/1/06 02:23 AM, L33tD00d22 wrote: YO JOIN UP DOOD i'll mak eyu a corproal d00d

Hey, you want some candy? I've got some out in my van. I also have free puppies, a gameboy, and a few BB members. It'll be fun. Come on over. Hey! Stop running from me! Get over here! *Out of breath* I'll get you!

Silly kids, trix are for barracks members only!

*Runs away from the alt girlscout army as fast as he can, w/ donuts still forced down his throat*

PLEASE!! NO MORE COOKIES!! DEAR GOD NO MORE!!

two can play at that game...

FORM OF... A CRUXURZ!!!

sorry A-Team. maybe later. it's my turn right now

At 4/1/06 02:33 AM, -CruXurZ- wrote: *Runs away from the alt girlscout army as fast as he can, w/ donuts still forced down his throat*

PLEASE!! NO MORE COOKIES!! DEAR GOD NO MORE!!

AARRGH! Crux shall walk the plank! Into the deep blue with yee!

Attention, soldiers!

Okay, I'm not going to play games. I know everyone here has an alt and is acting all dumb...as fun as it is, and as much as I love April Fools Day, we don't want to get ourselves into trouble. Try to quell the alts as much as possible and keep the spamlike posts to a bare minimum. I don't want to get us locked or banned because of the alts. Sure, we're just trying to have fun, but it could have serious consequences if the mods get mad.

I hate to be the party pooper, but I'm sure everyone agrees that we don't want to mess up the Barracks permanently for just one day of fun.

For the Portal!

*salutes*

At 4/1/06 02:40 AM, EagleR0x0rz wrote: Attention, soldiers!

Okay, I'm not going to play games. I know everyone here has an alt and is acting all dumb...as fun as it is, and as much as I love April Fools Day, we don't want to get ourselves into trouble. Try to quell the alts as much as possible and keep the spamlike posts to a bare minimum. I don't want to get us locked or banned because of the alts. Sure, we're just trying to have fun, but it could have serious consequences if the mods get mad.

I hate to be the party pooper, but I'm sure everyone agrees that we don't want to mess up the Barracks permanently for just one day of fun.

For the Portal!

*salutes*

Shut your skervy mouth or i make yee scrub the poopdeck! ARGH! and crux get yee hinder onto thy plank so yee can walk into thy deed blue!

At 4/1/06 02:40 AM, EagleR0x0rz wrote: Attention, soldiers!

Yes sir. I am sure everyone and their new counterparts will understand. I would hate to see anything happen here over a page or two of goofs. We have too long standing of a hold here. Happy april fools day to you sir. Btw, is your name staying that way or are you changing it back?

*salutes*

*salutes

Y'all know we have a forum, RIGHT? Post there if you must and I'll just delete it after.
No alts on the forums though. And we'll know if you make one.

Okay, who is Overzealouspirate? lol, I am being unfairly accused in the Paltalk room of it being my alt...

At 4/1/06 02:36 AM, Overzealouspirate wrote:

At 4/1/06 02:33 AM, -CruXurZ- wrote: *Runs away from the alt girlscout army as fast as he can, w/ donuts still forced down his throat*

PLEASE!! NO MORE COOKIES!! DEAR GOD NO MORE!!

AARRGH! Crux shall walk the plank! Into the deep blue with yee!

After being verbally taunted to walk the plank by Overzealouspirate, Cruxurz pulled out his one and only hope; the conch of wonder. "Not this time," said Cruxurz with a Clint Eastwood accent. Cruxurz blew into the conch of wonder and called his animal army of bears to attack Overzealouspirate.

The war between pirates and bears is now upon us...

But on one more note of FUN before we have to stop for tonight, I give you, the ultimate flash of April Fools... enjoy: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280260

Well, it seems the barracks are in utter chaos. Well, I might as well go to bed. Night all.

*salutes*

At 3/31/06 06:01 PM, Peregrinus wrote:

At 3/31/06 05:09 PM, Major_punk wrote: Nah, Bahamut wouldn't leave just like that. He'll be back in the next few days.

mhm. I asked him on AIM. He says hes tired of all the shit on NG (or words to that effect)

APRIL FOOLS! So I'm sorry, but there will no alts given to you now.

Well, soldiers, I hope you all have a great day today since today, I will be submitting a flash to the portal.

Oh yeah:

At 4/1/06 03:01 AM, Bahamut- wrote: APRIL FOOLS! So I'm sorry, but there will no alts given to you now.

Well, soldiers, I hope you all have a great day today since today, I will be submitting a flash to the portal.

Nice to see you're not leaving after all, sir! You had us all fooled! Great work!

*salutes*

Well looks like everything has calmed dow now, well its good to see Bahamut- back though sadly I will be out for most of the day meaning I am going to lose a lot of points, wekk anyway keep up the good work! *salutes*

Despite a horrible week for my B/P in about 6 points I will reach an average of 100 points a day. I'll have better weeks soon. You'll see.

At 3/31/06 06:26 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 3/31/06 Report - As of 0555 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #513 +3 from yesterday
Blams: 3375 +3 from yesterday
Saves: 1933 +12 from yesterday
Next Rank: 692 points until Master Sergeant, 13 positions until the top 500.

4/1/06 Report - As of 0545 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank # 513 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3375 unchanged from yesterday
Saves: 1934 +1 from yesterday
Next Rank: 691 points until Master Sergeant, 13 positions until the top 500.

Yeah, we're totally falling for this. I bet some idiots did and it'll be protected...

At 4/1/06 07:01 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Yeah, we're totally falling for this. I bet some idiots did and it'll be protected...

I voted 0 for that because usally a file that small is a crappy movie. But the reviews it had seemed to point towards protecting the movie.

Well it's a good day, and NG members clearly fail at good april fools jokes. 3 out of 4 flashes are worth a big BLAM today.

At 4/1/06 08:00 AM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 4/1/06 07:01 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Yeah, we're totally falling for this. I bet some idiots did and it'll be protected...

I voted 0 for that because usally a file that small is a crappy movie. But the reviews it had seemed to point towards protecting the movie.

Fortunately, it has been blammed or even marked malicious.

Look like we have a potential file swap here because one its April first and his other flashes are Barney bunch flashes.

Punisher! go and check the 51+ b/p thread. you might not have made it if i hadnt saved you (ok so someone wouldve noticed, but i did first :P ). had to fill Denvish in on another insanely fast barracks member moving into the top 300 for b/p. congrats!

Everyone say hello to the new Master Sergeant! It's taken me like over a month but i finally did it.

At 4/1/06 10:54 AM, world_famous wrote: Punisher! go and check the 51+ b/p thread. you might not have made it if i hadnt saved you (ok so someone wouldve noticed, but i did first :P ). had to fill Denvish in on another insanely fast barracks member moving into the top 300 for b/p. congrats!

Thanks a lot for watching my back and helping Denvish out.

At 4/1/06 11:55 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Everyone say hello to the new Master Sergeant! It's taken me like over a month but i finally did it.

Congratulations Master Sergeant.

noooo problem. i figured youd be past me pretty soon anyway, so might as well get you that spot on the list now.

and congrats on making master sergeant! i think its one of the cooler badges.

At 4/1/06 11:55 AM, space_cowboy101 wrote: Everyone say hello to the new Master Sergeant! It's taken me like over a month but i finally did it.

Congrats! We have the same rank! But not for long because today I had one of my best days and I'm storming towards the higher ranks.