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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:04:48


End of day report:

Blams: 41
Protects: 25
Total: 66
Points until next level: 338

Today was much better than yesterday. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:08:25


Days end report:
Blams gained: 65
Saves gained: 15
Total: 80

Milestone: My first perfect 12:00:00 deposit. You lose this time, BonusStage

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:11:36


Haha I look like Phantom.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:13:30


Day's end report:

117 points. Not bad. Closing in on Lieutenant Colonel now, at least...

Only other news I have is that important information has been posted in the forums. Go check it out as soon as possible, and remember to keep it in the forums. That IS an order (to all those under me, lol).

Good hunting, everyone! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:13:49


At 4/1/06 12:11 AM, Major_punk wrote: Haha I look like Phantom.

woah! that was the first thing I thought when I saw you to ^^. Congrats on the level up, man!

I got a while (0,o)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:17:01


Daily Report For 3/31/06

Start: 5745 Blams/2880 Saves
End: 5837 Blams/2925 Saves
Total: 92 Blams/ 45 Saves (137 Total)

Next Rank: 738 Until 2nd Lieutenant

Congratulations To:
Andersson for making Lieutenant General
JoKeR_ADT for making Colonel
Donthurtme for passing 9000 B/P
Major_punk for reaching Level 11

As i said yesterday, today was an extremely better day, even though the week wasn't that great.

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:19:26


At 4/1/06 12:11 AM, Major_punk wrote: Haha I look like Phantom.

Aaahhh!? Why god why? Next Saturday I'll look like -Rule- and GameSlaveClock.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:29:55


At least level wise... Oh damn, I'll be the only dark level 12...Sweet.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:36:51


Happy April fools day. Tom wasn't very creative...I'll delete all teh accounts :/

if your too silly to figure it out, look at the bottom of the forums.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:57:27


your right. i dont think many people will even notice, unless they feel like seeing who i online at that time. plus, they prob wont understand anyway.

with that said, heres another D.E.R. for 3/31

started: 9167
ended: 9198
change: 31
under judgment: 13

well, a very slow day for me this time around. but i was busy all day, so i didnt mind the usual friday absence from the portal. still managed to get 31 in about 2 hours of work, so not that bad. ill be on the lookout for denvish's list today and ready to see how my 13 UJ flashes go. should put me within 300 of 2nd Lt. congrats to any milestones today (i can only remember joker to level 11). im hitting the bunks. good luck to all and happy blamming!

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 00:59:38


At 4/1/06 12:36 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Happy April fools day. Tom wasn't very creative...I'll delete all teh accounts :/

if your too silly to figure it out, look at the bottom of the forums.

haha Tom made an oopsie. That's our Tom :D
I'm going to bed so I can get a better start for tomorrow.. G'night all

*salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:16:45


At 4/1/06 12:36 AM, Peregrinus wrote:
if your too silly to figure it out, look at the bottom of the forums.

I took a screen shot and I'll fake it tomorrow. Vicious, but a fun joke indeed, makes Tom and Wade hide better.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:22:41


End of day report:

90 points. At least I'm closer to hitting the 100 B/P target lately... I am actually 90 points behind schedule. I should have made Colonel today, but I didn't due to me being behind. I'll make it tomorrow, though.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:31:51


At 4/1/06 01:22 AM, EagleRock wrote: End of day report:

90 points. At least I'm closer to hitting the 100 B/P target lately... I am actually 90 points behind schedule. I should have made Colonel today, but I didn't due to me being behind. I'll make it tomorrow, though.

Hey, Eagle, sorry to bug ya, but a member on the forums need registering, lol.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:32:27


world_famous

I saw you were looking for a new sig sir. I heard through my source...okay, your post. Hey it is all the intel I can afford on a privat first class salary. Anyway, I heard you like the clash. So give this a look and let me know what you think. if you want anything changed or just do not like it, let me know.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:38:41


At 4/1/06 01:31 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Hey, Eagle, sorry to bug ya, but a member on the forums need registering, lol.
salute:

On it, Major. Thanks!

At 4/1/06 01:35 AM, L33tD00d22 wrote: yo wuzup can I join??? i am very l335t and ca n be aprt of you guyz I have the mad ske.lz yo

I'll let the Recruitment Officer handle this one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:40:22


At 4/1/06 01:35 AM, L33tD00d22 wrote: yo wuzup can I join??? i am very l335t and ca n be aprt of you guyz I have the mad ske.lz yo

Damn right you can. In fact, I'm renouncing my position and giving it to you. And to hell with this account. B/P'ing means nothing to me. Take it, my password is bananananana.
April Fool's. I assume you're an alt, but if not, you need 1500 points to be an official member. :-P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:41:04


Did anyone happen to notice that we are all admins? Go look at the "browsing forum section. I have never seen anything like that. very intresting. Take a look here if you are too lazy to check there or if it's gone...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:46:52


At 4/1/06 01:41 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Did anyone happen to notice that we are all admins? Go look at the "browsing forum section. I have never seen anything like that. very intresting. Take a look here if you are too lazy to check there or if it's gone...

Actually, I just noticed that...I laughed...I wonder what else they'll do? Who knows? Maybe they'll make everyone level 1 or something!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:47:59


At 4/1/06 01:41 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Did anyone happen to notice that we are all admins?

I'm guessing this is probably an april's fool joke from NG or it's some amazing mistake.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:49:50


At 4/1/06 01:46 AM, EagleR0x0rz wrote:
Actually, I just noticed that...I laughed...I wonder what else they'll do? Who knows? Maybe they'll make everyone level 1 or something!

Level 1 would not be funny. *_* Well, maybe. I do not think the level 1's would get it though. I forgot it is april fools. Who knows what else if going to happen around here. Btw, nice name change. Looks good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:52:05


At 4/1/06 01:41 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Did anyone happen to notice that we are all admins? Go look at the "browsing forum section. I have never seen anything like that. very intresting. Take a look here if you are too lazy to check there or if it's gone...

LOl, it's been like that for almost 2 hours. Where have you been. heh


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:55:45


Look down there, my friend! Today Tom Fulp decided that all members who are currently signed up can be admins for the future! This way we'll not have to worry if he dies or anything. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 01:57:05


At 4/1/06 01:52 AM, WeEdEaLeR64 wrote:
LOl, it's been like that for almost 2 hours. Where have you been. heh

Burried in photoshop. Very little moving around needed to bounce from here, the asm, and ps. I had no idea it was like that so long. Hey! What is it with the name changes? Is it some april fools thing I missed out on, or is it just time? I really miss way to much around here. I must be tired. I can't wait to see what is coming from NG next.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 02:00:12


At 4/1/06 01:58 AM, L33tD00d22 wrote: so wut does we do here to be 13317 adn stfuf ill start right awawy

Gimme 20 push-ups and I'll give you a promotion to Sergeant! Move out, recruit!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 02:00:42


You know what? Screw you guys, I'm joining the Barney Bunch. I've already mastered the concept of making a simple flash. BYE FOREVER.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 02:02:49


At 4/1/06 02:00 AM, OMGHOTDOUGSEXPARTY wrote: You know what? Screw you guys, I'm joining the Barney Bunch. I've already mastered the concept of making a simple flash. BYE FOREVER.

CAN I JOIN BARNEY BUNCH RULZ DOUG HOT SEXY HAPPY FUN ORGY PARTY LOL FAP FAP FAP WIGGLEZ!

You actually had me thinking for 0.00 seconds that you were serious...

lol

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 02:03:37


If you all keep changing your alias' I am going to create enough alt accounts to steal your names, ha! What do ya think of that? I think it is a brilliant plan. Oh no, you all know what I am going to do. Hmm, I may not have thought this out very well. ^_^


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 02:05:20


At 4/1/06 02:03 AM, Turkeybean wrote: If you all keep changing your alias' I am going to create enough alt accounts to steal your names, ha! What do ya think of that? I think it is a brilliant plan. Oh no, you all know what I am going to do. Hmm, I may not have thought this out very well. ^_^

NOT THAT I'LL EVER SWITCH BACK, but I have an alt holding SlashFirestorm.
Oh yeah, and bye forever.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-01 02:12:29


At 4/1/06 02:03 AM, Turkeybean wrote: If you all keep changing your alias' I am going to create enough alt accounts to steal your names,

That's why I never change my alias. Admins of the day, yay.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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