= OFFICIAL BARRACKS COMMUNICATION =

From: Chief Barracks Officer EGSC byteslinger

To: All members of the EGB

Date: 13-Jan-2024

Subject: New Recruit Admission

It is with great honor that I announce THREE new recruits that have been accepted into the Elite Guard and the ROTC program. Please join me in welcoming these fine soldiers:

EGPFC @BlueMonday1984 - Energetic and active, this recruit has been showing interest and support for months. It was time to make them an official member already!

ROTC/PLt @antmaster208 - Young and a bit rough around the edges, but has a big heart and is willing to learn. Now our 2nd active member of our ROTC program. Shows quite a bit of promise with the proper guidance.

ROTC/PO @Dreggsu - Just starting out on Newgrounds, but is already forming good habits and is ready to help others. The third member of our ROTC program, this recruit could become quite formidable - as long as they keep our rules and regs in sight.

I want to thank all the officers and members who sent me their feedback and opinions regarding these new members. Overall, it was all very positive, so it wasn't a difficult decision to make.

Now remember, this is just the start of your journey with the barracks. With this membership comes responsibility and accountability, so it's time to begin refining your posts, continue to be gracious with your answers and support, and most of all, present yourselves in a way that is fitting to the EGB. We're here to help keep the portal clean, and along the way have some fun, make some friends, and most of all, improve life a little bit for all of us.

EGSC @tox, please be so kind as to show the new recruits their quarters, and make sure that they are fully outfitted with standard issue blam rifles and flak jackets.

Again, welcome to the barracks! *SALUTES* - now, go make us proud!

Oh, one more thing - about the unofficial "welcome ceremony" - if you are approached by either EGSC @Guthrie or EGSC @Pingu to go take a ride in the "undercover van", please make sure all your vaccinations are up to date. They can throw quite the party, but we're still paying the legal fees regarding that incident with the midget, 10 gallons of Crisco oil, and the goat they "borrowed" from a local farm. If it's any consolation, you probably won't remember much in the morning.

Welcome!

We're trying to be better for the environment. The van is now a hybrid, @GUTHRIE helped me rig together some handmade batteries. It's probably safe...

Glad to be an official Barracks member! *salutes*

'Least they can't be any more dangerous than your average Tesla - those things are legit deathtraps.

as a mechanic that made me scream internally

I have had real vehicles come in for service that had this...

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Now, all 3 of you get bunk beds, we will be putting you close to @exedor, don't mind the snoring in the night, and don't pay attention to the sleep mumbling about cracking heads

Your voice matters now to us far more than it did before as outsiders to the EGB! Hold your heads high and set a good example for new people, you are a part of our team. This is a learning opportunity for you here and we will assist you just the same way you assist us in rooting out rule violations, correctly assigning flags, and hunting down the evils that attempt to harm the precious portals.

Welcome to the EGB recruits, pick up your weapons and carry them with our honor! *salutes*

The roster will include your names in the upcoming monthly update

https://www.wkrconcepts.com/egb/index.php?id=roster

I look forward to seeing where you land

Another site that you may want to have bookmarked somewhere for review is

the stats page https://www.wkrconcepts.com/nglogs/index.php?id=home

It may also be advantageous to you to create either a google docs page or a google sheets page where you can track info over longer periods, its how many other EGB members can return in moments after viewing something with what a flagged user did, what they said, or other details about a flagged submission.

Another address is https://www.newgrounds.com/account/activity/voting

You can easily find your old voted-on items, and secondary notes that authors added to things here, it's also a good short-term lookup tool to be able to search a username for re-uploaded submissions

uhh hey can i join

With all your comments recently, especially about being useless and about leaving, now's not the best time to ask, bro. Learn to be better at what you're doing. Learn to be better at what we're doing. When you're more solid (and no, that's not a week, or even a month down the line), then would be a better time to make the request.

im trying ok I just snap sometimes

Well, snap ya azz on over toward the snack table, but away from the registration booth.

Slim Jims and Twix are at the end past the carrots and celery

Actually, the left Twix are at one end, the right Twix are on the other.

@BlueMonday1984

@antmaster208

@Dreggsu

Welcome to the barracks, guys!

*Salutes*

No animation - Incredibox gameplay

No animation

No animation. It's just low quality footage of a child playing with Thomas the Tank Engine toys.

Another one from the same user

Pseudo "speed paint" (more like reverse speed erase xd)

No animation - advertising a raid on Animal Jam

No animation - gameplay trailer

that one actually falls under the  targeted harassment campaigns rule

we don't get a lot of those, I think I have only had to use that rule like twice in the last year, and a bit

I'm not shocked you use it so rarely - anyone looking to start a harassment campaign these days is probably gonna go to Twitter instead.

aw yes round are indeed humans

...from over 3 years ago. You forgot that part.

Thanks. I'll make sure not to report those again.

Audio Visualizer.

Do not submit something that is merely a sound visualizer set to music, or a recording of your music project timeline. If you want to promote your song in the movie portal, it should be set to original animation like a proper music video; otherwise stick to the Audio Portal.

https://www.newgrounds.com/wiki/help-information/terms-of-use/movie-guidelines

Damn, that got removed quickly.

Speedpaint

No animation - comic/slideshow

WE GOT A DUBBER!!!

And that one should be rated A for sexual content, despite it being rated M. It doesn't really matter anyway since its obviously not the original creator (the opening text claims its not and taking into account that username and empty description that also admits that he's not the original creator) and is most likely going to be taken down. Just to warn you that it's NSFW.

taken from Steven Chase

Chase - Hide Away (Verbalase AMV)

video in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmLPHc6AfsE

pathetic.

Edit of "Madness Vandalization" by GabrielBarsch:

An edited version of:

Madness Vandalization bu GabrielBarsch

For example - 02:25 -- Featured on 0:00 (Edited)

For example - 03:19 -- Featured on 0:15 (Edited)

No animation.

Reuploading blammed content

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/914220

Reuploaded for the second time. Still no animation

This cannot be rated "T"

Some Nudity/Sexual.

Lots of explicit audio.

Lots of adult themes.

-- 00:44 Explicitly sexually scenes

-- 01:02 Explicitly sexually scene

The lyrics are very explicit:

"UGH - Yeah!

Cmon. - Harder.

MMf. - C'mon!

RAH - IM ABOUT TO CUM!!"

"Fuck he gonna say he hugging me.

Man the n***a was fucking me.

Wait a minute! I'm fucking him...

I'm a top."