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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-04 19:42:08


Onision (newgrounds.com)


Still image. No animation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-04 22:44:38


At 4/4/23 05:37 PM, BickerySebastian wrote:
At 4/4/23 04:53 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Sonic vs Metal Sonic (newgrounds.com)

Uses music and sounds from a video game without credit.
Have you ever played Sonic CD? Or at least heard it's OST? Because video game OSTs tend to be not copyrighted, especially ones from SEGA, and that arguably doesn't count. The music itself is Stardust Speedway Zone (Bad Future.). The sounds are just straight up from the games.


Where did you hear that? I don’t think that’s how copyright works.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-04 22:49:23


_Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2023:_


Hello, all. My apologies for the roster being a few days late - I had actually logged the data early Saturday morning, with the intent to post it some time during the day. But little did I know that our kitchen remodeling would involve a substantial rework of our house wiring.


Let me start from the beginning: My cousin and I share a house; I have the upstairs level, which has a complete setup of bedroom, living room, bathroom, office, small kitchenette and a nice little porch overlooking the back yard. Downstairs is a bit bigger, with a real kitchen, two bedrooms, bathroom, and even a small guest room that she uses for her dog (an old German Shepard with hip issues and going blind from cataracts). A few months ago, around the holidays, she attended a home show and put her name in to "possibly win a complete free kitchen makeover" (it was a promo for a new cabinet company). We forgot all about it - until she was notified by certified mail that she won!


We went to their showroom, and they explained that the free deal included new cabinets top and bottom, installed, with new counter tops. It also included any trim or molding to finish the edges. We met with a designer, who came to the house to inspect the current kitchen, talk about options and colors and wood patterns, and then suggested changing around the layout of the sink, stove and fridge to make it more efficient. A week later we get a call that all of the information was worked up in their CAD system, and we could go to the showroom, put on VR goggles, and get a virtual walkthrough.


It was so accurate that you really felt you were there. My cousin loved it, and said she this is what she wanted. She went to sign off on the order, and this "free" kitchen was now $1,500 - because she had selected "upscale" cabinets.. Well, still, who could beat a new kitchen for $1,500 - so she went for it. The salesperson did mention in passing that the costs for any plumbing or electrical work was not included - and this price did not include demolition or removal of any cabinets.. "Maybe another $2,000 for all that, but it depends on the job and the sub contractor".


The contractor comes in, examines the kitchen and the plans and says "oh, you're moving the oven and the sink, you'll need a plumber for that. Oh, and the new location for the fridge needs a new circuit, so you'll need an electrician." Then he asked 'How's doing the demo and prep work"? "We though you were", we said "Oh, I can - but that is extra".


At this point my cousin just wants it done, and in her mind if she could get a new kitchen for $7K or so, it still was a deal. So she signed up for the demo, they came to tear it all down last week - and uncovered all sorts of unsafe and illegal wiring and plumbing issues. The electrician had to split 3 circuits, add in 4 more, and run all new wiring everywhere. As luck would have it, my office and bedroom were on two circuits that needed work, so they were up and down all weekend.


Fast forward to today - the electric is all straightened out, the kitchen was demo'd down to the bare walls, and our floor now needs replacing because of all the cutting. So, now we need to add sheet rock and spackling and a new floor to the project.


Between what we've spent so far, and what we estimate still needs to be spent, this "free" kitchen is heading towards $14,000!!!! Now, don't get me wrong, it's going to be really nice when its done, with all new everything, but little did we know that "free" would be so far from it.


BTW, there was no misrepresentation on the cabinet maker's part - the contract clearly stated what was and wasn't covered. They also stated that by law they could not give estimates for their contractors work - we would need to work with them directly and agree to their cost. What we didn't know then was that once you open up an old house, you discover that 50 years ago building standards were way lower, and if you gave the inspector a few beers and $20, he'd sign off on a train wreck. We opened up a can of worms, and once we started, we were committed.


Tonight, it's quiet again, and I'm catching up on all my online work. My cousin comes upstairs once in a while to use my kitchenette, but she's no bother. We hope to be done in 4-6 weeks, but at least for now, the electric is stable and safe, and I can get back to work.


TL,DR: There is NO SUCH THING AS A FREE KITCHEN!!!


Now back to Barrack's business:


Welcome to Spring - finally, longer days, warmer weather, and plants and trees start to show green again! As I get older, the colder weather becomes more troublesome, but I'm not moving - I like it here, and I'll take the good with the bad.


March was a great month - congrats to our two newest Brig. Generals, @EchoTense01 and @Freaks-heart. Well done and well deserved! *SALUTES*


Our illustrious EGSC @Guthrie still votes like there's no tomorrow, but @Tox, @Pingu and @Freaks-heart have picked up the pace. Between the four of them, they account for OVER 75% of the total BP points for the month. Impressive numbers, but it's okay to take a break and go outside once in a while.


Thank you all for all your support and hard work - I hope you have a wonderful April, and as always, it is an honor and a privilege to serve with you all. *SALUTES*


_Milestones:_

@AnalPenguinFarming - 5K blams

@byteslinger - 200K saves, 227K total B/P

@freaks-heart - 17K saves, 20K total B/P

@Guthrie - 121K saves, 149K total B/P

@Pingu - 49K saves, 62K total B/P

@tox - 31K saves, 35K total B/P


_Promotions:_

@EchoTense01 - Brig. General

@freaks-heart - Brig. General


_The Roster:_

No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank

01) 227,968 | 1,543 | 49.77 | A | +014.13 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander

02) 149,122 | 2,602 | 83.94 | A | +015.59 | @Guthrie Sup. Commander 

03) 90,406 | 0,002 | 00.06 | D | +000.00 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander 

04) 78,328 | 0,188 | 06.06 | C | +006.21 | @Exedor Sup. Commander 

05) 70,664 | 0,093 | 03.00 | D | -071.90 | @Little-Rena Sup. Commander

06) 68,341 | 0,023 | 00.74 | D | +009.52 | @Jolly Sup. Commander 

07) 62,245 | 1,810 | 58.39 | A | +215.88 | @Pingu Sup. Commander

08) 49,478 | 0,010 | 00.32 | D | -009.09 | @Asandir Sup. Commander 

09) 46,414 | 0,058 | 01.87 | D | +190.00 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander 

10) 43,765 | 0,179 | 05.77 | C | +062.73 | @Fro Sup. Commander 

11) 35,412 | 2,500 | 80.65 | A | +026.20 | @tox Sup. Commander 

12) 31,833 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Lizzardis Sup. Commander 

13) 29,781 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Decky Commander

14) 28,328 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @ZomAlien Commander 

15) 24,436 | 0,032 | 01.03 | D | +700.00 | @Jackho General

16) 20,857 | 0,537 | 17.32 | C | +085.17 | @AnalPenguinFarming Brig. General 

17) 20,655 | 2,381 | 76.81 | A | +204.09 | @freaks-heart Brig. General +2

18) 19,678 | 0,191 | 06.16 | C | -033.45 | @EchoTense01 Brig. General -1

19) 18,729 | 0,038 | 01.23 | D | +153.33 | @ZJ Colonel -1

20) 5,844 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant 

21) 4,674 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @solitonmedic Corporal

22) 4,216 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @dovod Corporal 

23) 3,820 | 0,094 | 03.03 | D | +129.27 | @Anonymous-Frog Pvt. First Class 

24) 1,865 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @TheRoboTrickster Police Lieutenant 


_Top 5 Gainers:_

@Guthrie - 2,602 (21.19% of total)

@tox - 2,500 (20.36% of total)

@freaks-heart - 2,381 (19.39% of total)

@Pingu - 1,810 (14.74% of total)

@byteslinger - 1,543 (12.56% of total)


Top 5 users accounted for 88.23% of B/P points (10,836 total)


_Top gainers, repeat appearances:_

@byteslinger (159)

@Guthrie (70)

@Big-Boss (65)

@GameJunkie (50)

@Asandir (50)

@Pingu (47)

@Exedor (37)

@Jackho (25)

@ZomAlien (24) * 2 Years *

@Decky (16)

@Lizzardis (15)

@Jolly (13)

@Little-Rena (12) * 1 Year *

@ZJ (8)

@Fro (7)

@freaks-heart (6)

@EchoTense01 (6)

@tox (6)

@AnalPenguinFarming (5)


Total gain for month: 12,281 (17 Active Members)


That's 409.37 per day, or 24.08 per day per active member.


Proud member of the EGB since 2006 |-EGB Forum-|-EGB Website-| Game and Movie Mod 2017

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-04 23:18:51


Footage from the Powerpuff Girls cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBPiMHkgx8


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-04 23:25:09


At 4/4/23 10:44 PM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:Where did you hear that? I don’t think that’s how copyright works.

EmpLemon's Copyright Smuggling.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-05 01:44:29


At 4/4/23 11:25 PM, BickerySebastian wrote:EmpLemon's Copyright Smuggling.


In most countries in the world, original works are copyrighted from the moment you create them (not even publish); there's no need to register for anything.


So no one can use old soundtracks until their copyright expires unless they were published under a permissive license (e.g. Creative Commons).


Even then, Newgrounds has a rule against posting works not created by the uploader, so e.g. republishing an old painting 70 years after the death of its author is perfectly legal, but still against the rules of Newgrounds (unless it's a part of a larger work or significantly modified to count as a new, original piece).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-05 09:51:47


Reuploading blammed content

Original: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/rip/879489


Slideshow. No animation


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-05 16:16:22


noob pc (newgrounds.com)


Not original Author. Author admits that the Art, Audio, and Animation were done by three separate people.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-05 17:48:49 (edited 2023-04-05 17:53:20)


At 4/4/23 10:49 PM, byteslinger wrote:_Barracks Roster as of April 1st, 2023:_
There is NO SUCH THING AS A FREE KITCHEN!!!


Thanks for that fantastic update, @byteslinger! Your kitchen story sounds super stressful and I'm glad that it seems to be coming to a resolution. Some contractors are just the worst. I've heard of similar issues that happen when people "win" or are gifted a car. Of course, they need to register that car in order to drive it, and a lot of states require you to pay sales tax in order to register it. Surprise, that's a $2000 charge you didn't expect!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 03:05:35


PowerArch (My School Project) (newgrounds.com)


No animation. Some Gameplay Footage.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 06:10:23


At 4/6/23 03:05 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:PowerArch (My School Project) (newgrounds.com)

No animation. Some Gameplay Footage.


Did you watch that submission? It's pretty clear that thought and editing went into it, it's not just a simple gameplay recording.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 07:12:24 (edited 2023-04-06 07:13:15)


At 4/6/23 06:10 AM, guthrie wrote:
At 4/6/23 03:05 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:PowerArch (My School Project) (newgrounds.com)

No animation. Some Gameplay Footage.

Did you watch that submission? It's pretty clear that thought and editing went into it, it's not just a simple gameplay recording.


Such thought and editing such as using a raw 10 minute screen recording them using a Virtual Machine, exiting to Windows 11 at 1:30. Then the user Googles a bunch of websites while a TTS voice narrates, talking about how they're used (some sort of weird history lesson about websites?). Then at 7:18 does the gameplay footage starts.

VM returns at 10:00. Also accompanied by loud beeps.


If you need to, v0te.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 07:41:55



Stolen from PBS Kids' website. https://archive.org/details/chuck_roadtrip

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 07:49:02


AMONGUS (newgrounds.com)


It is a still image with words. No animation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 08:04:15 (edited 2023-04-06 08:04:28)


At 4/6/23 06:10 AM, guthrie wrote:Did you watch that submission?


That's a big ask for Dr. Postcount


At 4/6/23 07:12 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote:Such thought and editing such as...


Yeah, such thought and editing as that. You can be smugly reductive like this about any submission. I liked that one although it's gone now anyway.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 11:11:28 (edited 2023-04-06 11:13:52)


No animation, just a blank screen / watermark set to what appears to be a censored version of "FC 2009" by Koit (the one where he keeps screaming "c*nt c*nt c*nt f*cking c*nt", except now there's random SFX mixed in).


Original: http://www.highasakoit.co.uk/content/animations/funt-2009/


That's

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 12:49:59


At 4/6/23 12:19 PM, YendorNG wrote:Straight up ear screech after clicking play (Bring the gold plated Desert Eagle please, I can't make music for an hour after hearing this):

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/879893


This doesn't break any rules, but... this is definitely not a good game. ow my ears.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 14:04:30



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 15:46:17 (edited 2023-04-06 15:46:26)


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 15:49:07 (edited 2023-04-06 15:57:54)


At 4/6/23 02:04 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Golden Freddy (newgrounds.com)

no animation.


Also stolen. It was from a deleted account (YouTube?) but the earliest source dates this back to November 2022 and its being reuploaded by several other accounts.


Plus; I got one more;

No animation, just some low-quality fast-forwarded YouTube video which I'm not even sure if it's even his or not. EDIT: It's fast-forwarded footage from TeamNico.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 15:52:36


At 4/6/23 03:49 PM, Dratuna wrote:
At 4/6/23 02:04 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:Golden Freddy (newgrounds.com)

no animation.

Also stolen. It was from a deleted account (YouTube?) but the earliest source dates this back to November 2022 and its being reuploaded by several other accounts.


Also seems to be your typical Vine/TikTok type of content if you ask me


The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 16:58:49


Marriage (newgrounds.com)


Not original Author. Author admits that the Art, Audio, and Animation were done by three separate people.



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 18:10:29


Uj (newgrounds.com)


Still image. No animation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 23:13:11


no animation

PowerArch (OFFICIAL MOVIE) by TehnicPlay

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"This game is a temple for you to learn how to use https://scratch.mit.edu"

tutorial file

Banana pop 🍌💥 by bisteca2007

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audio visualizer

At The Speed of Light Music Video by DarkFeindGD

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no animation

nerd reacts to himself making weird noises by coolgiraffe875


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-06 23:38:34



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-07 00:24:20


DONT CLICK VIRUS (newgrounds.com)


No animation. Rick Roll music video.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-07 10:27:58



speedpaint video.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-07 14:24:47


Speedpaint video


hey! :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2023-04-07 20:06:26



Just some TikTok video that is probably not his.